Absolutely lying to myself but I'd rather lose something this this 4-5 than win somethinig flavorless 1-0.

This is too much football. There's no way the winner of this doesn't get absolutely hosed by The Gods of Meatball in the Final.

The winner of this semifinal: Buda The winner of the other one: Pest.

THIS is football?

There was a time when the pace of this match woulnd't be so jarring. Feeling like Brooks when he got out of Shawshank.

The Georgian we should have signed? #toosnarky?

Harry Kane putting one past PSG's Def Leopard Cover Band Drummer. Can't believe we lost to that homer.

With relatively no jeopardy at stake, this weekend is a free swing to see if Florian pulling strings with Rio and Pong feeding Isak for as long as the Swedes legs hold up. It will never happen but it'd be more telling than 80 minutes of a low-risk smash and grab.

Anyone watching the u21s? No live updates from anywhere?

So .. City in the FA final which means re-arranging their schedule again. These games in hand stay true until the final week of the season? The potential comedy here is almost set up too perfectly.

Only one winner in Arsenal Newcastle today. We glorious haters.

FT:

Liverpool in the Top Fourian Witz.

What a touch by Alexis. Triangle offense shit.

Fuck you, Palace.

WIRTZ DAY OF THE SEASON

Someone take out Milos Kerkez, blow out the dust from the cartridge, and put him back in.

Wait ... so two fouls on us and then plays on until we commit a foul?

Hey ... at least we're not boring?

Lollygagging shitbirds.

Give them an outlet, Arne. Rio for the love of Fowler.

Blaming this all on Kash Patel and wearing that tie on television. The gods will have their vengeance.

Oh fuck me, Freddie.

One more and the screams for a Rio-Wright-Frimpong front line will commence without irony or apologies.

Bring him out against Brentford. Whatever the cost. Whatever the scenario.

I was not aware up until this moment that Mo Salah's hamstrings were not made of adamantium.

Hell hath no fury like the us having to praise Cody Gakpo. That was some ball.

Oh, hello. West Ham.

Almost exactly 1 year since we won at home to lock up a League position and then we took the rest of the season hungover. Here we go!

HT: Slow, ponderous, fortunate, professional, almost clinical, cruising.

Freddie with the most saves by a Woodman since The Crucifixion.

For all the talk about a rebuild -- #LFC have 9 players born in the 90s available today. 8 of them are on the pitch right now.

That save. That finish. What a moment for the "No Dickheads' culture of this club.

#26 closing shit out in 26. I love that man.

Andy Fucking Robertson.

FREDDIE ...

One Scuff is All It Takes.

*dusts off an oldie but goodie* All he does is score touchdowns.

If you squint hard enough you see how having actual pace + dribbles on the wings will unlock the idea of Wirtz + Isak.

Mo Salah. Big splash on the landing. Terrible dive.

Curtis Jones. The Shaolin Fullback.

Listen to the Scousers. Always.

You simply do not let Adam Wharton pick a pass under no pressure from that position.

Isak Touch Watch ... 10 minutes ... the count is ____.

Late Flags ...

The Scouser in our team. From progressive passes to progressive carries. Some lovely jerks on here singing from the Curtis Jones Appreciation hymnal these days.

Dammit, guys. You need to walk out 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Get them in line, Mo. You know the rules.

Interesting battle today. Who covers more ground; who has more touches; who completes more passes --- Alexander Isak or Freddie Woodman?

3 points separate 6th and 11th is a nice little race for the European NIT slots. And we still have the whole Villa-Europa-6th-CL-Spot parlay on the table.