Snark or Smart: Trent is the 'clever' 'cheaper' alternative to Adam Wharton as your deep-lying progressive passer to partner with Ryan Gravenberch.

Milos & Kostas as our left-back battalion, then. What's the cartoon equivalent of these two? Ren & Stimpy? Timon & Pumba?

Just give Andy a send off tomorrow. All is fair in this game. But the Traveling Kop should get one last chance to sing him a song. He absolutely deserves getting a moment.

Today was a reminder of how/why the Joe Gomez experience has been such a rollercoaster. Only 8th start of the season. 7 wins. 1 loss (the Palace throwaway League Cupper). In the 7 wins: 19 goals scored. 3 conceded.

It had been 349 days since Liverpool rocked up a 3+ goal / clean sheet victory.

Cody Gak---

Don't mean to sound as pedantic as this will come across but Cody and Curtis coming on for Wirtz and Hugo is exactly the kind of depth we should bring to every area of the team. *squints at the defensive cover available tonight*

As the kids once said. That is a sweaty ass FIFA goal. We will take it.

FRIMMMM ---

Almost scoring that and then almost conceding that in the span of 18 seconds. This team needs a warning label.

Liverpool are currently winning a football match. The most dangerous lead in sports.

South Beach Applebee's about be off the hook.

A Cuban-American kid from Miami leading a middle America team to an epic undefeated run to a historic championship in college fucking football is one helluva narrative for this country at this particular moment in time.

Whatever. At least Liverpool are in full swing and the doing Fowler's work to keep us distracted from the existential dread of it all.

We need a Malort and an Old Style.

Now ... I'm a believer

Caleb with a Steven Gerrard Against West Ham at Wembley. I am deceased.

Bears. Set pieces. Cursed.

This is AFCONCACAF

You scan up and down the League and find only ONE team that genuinely confounds and scares us this season. Ourselves.

Going on 5 halves of football and 24 hours of discourse since a single solitary goal was scored in the Best League in the World. Boooooooooooo.

Deathly quiet outside the ground lol

Unbeaten but only 1 win in 4 against Leeds and Burnley is a microcosm of this entire clusterhell of a campaign. So mid, as the kids say.

Who punched Fede?!?

Wile E Coyote ass football club.

This is 100% winning the popular vote but losing the electoral college.

Margins and Migraines: The 2025-26 Season Review

Florian Wirtz.

Florian Witz is footballing trigonometry. Covers all the angles.

Flor Your Eyes Only?

Florian hit that to show Dom how to hit a thunderbastard from the spot.

Go-Jo-Flo. Liverpool's O Face.

Do not sleep on that Curtis Jones work just now.

FLO STATE

Getting REAL close to telling you to cut that ridiculous top knot, Dominik.

Fucking hell, Dom. Just backheel it next time and commit to the bit.

That gets the whistle but that NFL hit on Wirtz last week didn't. But sure!

Entering that phase of the match when you've picked out enough good books that you can't wait to read -- you just need to actually go pay for them and actually go fucking read them.

Looks like we finally got Kerkez's caffeine dose dialed in.

You're pushing it, Cody. Biting my tongue.

There was SO much to like of that Milos move. The coffee is still very good. At the moment.

Expect the whole Dom, Wirtz, Curtis and Hugo combo to do some jazz today. And gonna hold off the Gakpo fume for at least 12-18 minutes. The coffee has been delightful this morning.

Burnley have as many League wins this season as United have had managers this season. Just how Always the Hard Way FC are we gonna make this?

Tomorrow's headlines today.

ffs even Mount scored

You always go with a Fergie Man, INEOS. Make it so.

Same #LFC XI that lost to Galatasaray 4 months ago. They haven't started together since.

City have signed TOO many players this month, they'll say.

Just back from a little mountain time, who are we mad at going into Burnley tomorrow?