Nearing the point where the Norwegian rowing thing becomes boringly overdone, the same way the Icelanders’ thunderclap did very quickly.

We wait for a Diomande bomba.

What a legend.

One for my English mates.

Covering the mouth is automatic red card or unless the opponent makes a complaint?

Palestra, who mostly played as a wingback, joins Chelsea. An indication of how Xabi is intending to set up?

Treating myself to Panama Croatia game so that I can fall asleep.

That Pickford incident. That Konsa tackle. England got away with them.

This referee 😂

I’d have given a penalty for that.

🚨Fox Sports is “likely to collect” at least $250m, with a plausible value of $500m-$600m from advertisers for ads that run “under the notorious tag of a ‘hydration break.’” Sources noted that the average cost of a 30-second spot during the tournament is between $200k and $750k.

Hmmmmm…..

🚨 Atl Madrid to file complaint to FIFA wrt Julián Álvarez. Club CEO Gil Marin: “Our responsibility is to defend the interests of Atlético & that is why we are going to file a complaint with FIFA against Barcelona for negotiating with a player under an active contract during the protected period”.

Opoku is even bigger than Virgil I think.

Back to BBC now that the commentators have calmed down. But it sounds like Shearer now?

Tuchel didn’t pick England’s best aerial threat, best passers, best between the line player for the squad.

I’d think Watkins, Rogers, Rashford & Eze would be more effective.

BBC’s match commentary annoys me so much I’ve switched to FOX.

Yo Ingurland, shoot at goal.

Who’s the main commentator on BBC? Why’s he talking so much & at a rush?

Queiroz saying let’s just play half court. Let them have the ball.

Today I’m rooting for England.

🇫🇷 #Newcastle like winger Matias Fernandez-Pardo at Lille, but there is a feeling he'll have options elsewhere 🇩🇪 Also monitoring situation of Said El Mala at Cologne 🔴 The pair are among #Liverpool's list of back-up options in wide areas

Let’s be fair cos scoring in six world cups is phenomenal but how have you scored in so many & yet you’re not the top scorer bro? Hope it haunts you forever.

Even your gifs can take forever to load. @bsky.app

Yeah it’s going to be ugly for Uzbekistan.

Oh fuck, even Ronaldo has scored.

Could we be the other PL side interested in Palestra?

Honestly I don’t get the idea of Liquid Glass by Apple. Why would I want to see what’s underneath the menu / drop down etc?

I believe the Gakpo Spurs link has got legs.

Mbappe is going to ask his evil boss to sign Olise for Madrid. It’ll be a saga I reckon.

🚨💣 BREAKING: Real Madrid will NOT sign Mateus Fernandes. IT'S OVER. The player prefers to join TOTTENHAM. @diarioas

Arsenal will move for Alvarez, move to sell Gyokeres to Atl Madrid should Julian’s move to Barca not materialise. Allegedly. But I hope that doesn’t happen.

Just saw that I’ve 1.9K followers (thank you for enjoying my brand) but now my OCD has kicked in. Get me over 2K. I’m on my aging knees.

Luke Edwards & Fabrizio Romano having a public spat on twitter 😂

Ø being washed at 27 years of age.

Fully expect Diouf to be involved in a goal one way or another.

Our First Lady has been paying attention.

Barcola & Diomande. We have dreams & songs to sing.

Did they give any indicative time for the restart?

Games disrupted by weather should be decided by Subbuteo in my opinion.

FIFA created manmade lightning to allow more ads. Don’t @ me.

Has anyone tried using the AirPods live translation feature whilst watching a football match with foreign commentary?

£35m for Curtis Jones, contract status notwithstanding, is a fucking steal in today’s crazy market. English teams should be queueing for him.

Julian Alvarez will ask to leave Atl Madrid. Barca’s €100m bid previously rejected. FR.

I think Barcola needs to attack the box (far post) when France are going down the right.

Damn. That’s a rocket.

Think I’ll persist & watch the Norway vs Senegal game. I feel it’s going to be a cracker.

This France front four can win the World Cup to be fair. No other team comes close, in theory.

Did they have to make the flags so massive 😂