I believe the Gakpo Spurs link has got legs.

Mbappe is going to ask his evil boss to sign Olise for Madrid. It’ll be a saga I reckon.

🚨💣 BREAKING: Real Madrid will NOT sign Mateus Fernandes. IT'S OVER. The player prefers to join TOTTENHAM. @diarioas

Arsenal will move for Alvarez, move to sell Gyokeres to Atl Madrid should Julian’s move to Barca not materialise. Allegedly. But I hope that doesn’t happen.

Just saw that I’ve 1.9K followers (thank you for enjoying my brand) but now my OCD has kicked in. Get me over 2K. I’m on my aging knees.

Luke Edwards & Fabrizio Romano having a public spat on twitter 😂

Ø being washed at 27 years of age.

Fully expect Diouf to be involved in a goal one way or another.

Our First Lady has been paying attention.

Barcola & Diomande. We have dreams & songs to sing.

Did they give any indicative time for the restart?

Games disrupted by weather should be decided by Subbuteo in my opinion.

FIFA created manmade lightning to allow more ads. Don’t @ me.

Has anyone tried using the AirPods live translation feature whilst watching a football match with foreign commentary?

£35m for Curtis Jones, contract status notwithstanding, is a fucking steal in today’s crazy market. English teams should be queueing for him.

Julian Alvarez will ask to leave Atl Madrid. Barca’s €100m bid previously rejected. FR.

I think Barcola needs to attack the box (far post) when France are going down the right.

Damn. That’s a rocket.

Think I’ll persist & watch the Norway vs Senegal game. I feel it’s going to be a cracker.

This France front four can win the World Cup to be fair. No other team comes close, in theory.

Did they have to make the flags so massive 😂

Barcola’s final audition for Liverpool.

There’s never been a footballer in history who’s the best player in the world for (almost) twenty consecutive years. And more likely than not, there never will be. This is the legacy of Lionel Messi.

The GOAT and Lionel Messi.

“Argentina are basically the 'what if we gave Atletico Madrid Lionel Messi?' experiment” 👏

Keep scoring lad. Make sure no one can ever catch you.

One of the worst officials.

This game needs a winger, from either team. This wingless wonders gimmick has run its course.

😂 “Mac Allister is painting masterpieces across the World Cup stage with every touch of the ball, and with every passing performance he is turning Arne Slot’s treatment of a footballer blessed with such rare brilliance into one of the most humiliating managerial indictments of the modern era.”

Austrians are visibly tired. Pattern likely to repeat in the second, no sorry, the fourth quarter.

Pulling hair is a red card but not using shoulder to the face.

Messiiiiiiiiiiiii

Rangnick Ball is suffocating.

So Lautaro had to leave the pitch for 1 min when he was fouled & hence hurt?

Oh my fucking god.

Correct decision.

Oooooh that can be a penalty.

We wait another 90 minutes to witness the undisputed GOAT. Ladies & gentlemen, may I present to you … Alexis Mac Allister.

Paging for Richard Hughes. —- 🚨 #NUFC have rekindled their long-standing interest in 20-year-old AZ Alkmaar midfielder Kees Smit, as per @MailSport Newcastle hope they can tempt the Dutchman to Tyneside with the prospect of regular first-team football. Smit is valued at over £60m.

Liverpool rules the World Cup & there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

Aston Villa are in talks with Liverpool regarding a summer transfer for Curtis Jones. Liverpool have highlighted to potential suitors the current market value for midfielders in the Premier League. Curtis Jones would be great value at around the £35m-£40m mark. The great Indykaila

#Bouaddi "Liverpool had 2 meetings & more clubs involved in that - such as PSG and Arsenal, so could be an opportunity to go for him. It depends on price, it depends on what Lille want to do but #Liverpool have been scouting the player for a long time,

"I would expect a 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘆 week from Liverpool." "Very good progress has been made on the player side, so now it's on club to club." FR.

No player has been involved in more shots during a game at the 2026 FIFA World Cup than Mohamed Salah has versus New Zealand today (10 - 5 shots, 5 chances created). Opta.

Well, it’s been entertaining… I mean… embarrassing.

‼️𝗡𝗘𝗪 - @FabrizioRomano on the chances of Diomande joining #Liverpool. "6.5. Maybe it could be an 8 next week."

These London clubs man….

[🟢] NEW: #Liverpool made a call two weeks ago to understand the situation Mateus Fernandes at West Ham - to understand the price and conditions - but they didn’t return with any bid or any official conversation. It means Liverpool are working on midfielders.

“There is interest from Tottenham in #Gakpo. There are clubs trying to understand if there is a way to strike a deal. As of today, Liverpool have not given green light to an exit. They are still happy with him. They will have to make a decision, not during the World Cup, it’s going to take time.”

This is some writing.