Don’t like this many people watching Texas Tech football. Feels like a humiliation ritual for me. Please turn your televisions off and go outside, thanks

I truly feel sorry for people who laugh at and dance on the grave of the 2025 Ohio State Buckeyes. You will simply never get it. You are lost in the desert. You will never know true joy, nor peace. A ship without a rudder. It must feel so lonely.

Um? You’re a day early, but I guess it’s better to be early than forget.

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One of my life goals is to be one of those people that gets to go on the field during a Super Bowl halftime show. However, given how disappointing I’ve been generally, I would settle for doing it during the halftime show at one of the Thanksgiving games.

CAPS

SPURSY!!!!

This is some good the MLS baby

Correct, this is still nowhere near enough but oh my god did they need the vibes of this lol

Holy shit they actually did it

I’m pretty bummed about Cal Raleigh not winning MVP. Sorry if this offends.

Think about it this way, the Sounders won't have a summer slump anymore. And if they continue the whole mid-season slump thing, it'll be during the most depressing months of the year!

Pretty classic Bruce Harrell speech there, a few points of substance sandwiched with his open mic routine that elicits uncomfortable laughter. See ya Bozo

TURN THAT SHIT UP CUH

Feeling an odd amount of hope for the future this morning. Not even gonna be cynical and end this with "Can't wait to see how that all goes wrong" this time like I was going to. Just feeling an off amount of hope for the future this morning.

NELSON OUT DAVISON OUT HARRELL OUT COOK

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

Inexcusable loss and finish to the season lol. Just horrible

Sounders are seahawks marinering (extreme derogatory)

maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying

An ill-advised crashout red card at the worst possible moment, who do these guys think they are, the Seattle Sounders?

a woman trying to get an autograph from Rosales as he heads down the tunnel after his red is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on a broadcast in a LONG time

I haven’t seen an attempt on Jesus’ life like this since around 33AD

Funny!

Jeremy Peterman

I’m sure someone could explain it to me in terms easy to understand but it’s insane and hilarious that we won’t find out anymore about the Mayor race until Monday lol

Good news! We have a fantastic history with the number 54 here in Seattle

Ahh yes, another weekend living in the Emerald City, the great 206, Sea-Town, what a beautiful place. Can't wait to get on the light rail tomorrow and go watch the Soun- Ahh fuck the light rail is down again.

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

Zohran rn:

SARA NELSON IN THE MUD!?!?

Remember, these goals do not actually matter. It’s okay!

PRICE JUST WENT UP (On Danny Musovski)

Anyways with that said fuck yeah Jordan Morris, beat these dorks by 10

This playoff format is such a fucking joke man lol

Adrian is getting his ass kicked by the allegations

It is such a major bummer that this happens to Los Angeles, a horrible, terrible, dog shit, no good sports town

Beautiful.

They killed the Mariners, but not the idea.

Two bad Mondays in a row for Seattle sports (nobody gives a fuck about the Seahawks) when will this city’s torment cease

Deserved every bit of that result. Interpret that however you want lol.

I know a few people who are Minnesota supporters and I think they’re good people but win or lose I’m never taking that club seriously with those inflatable dinosaur suits. Absolutely not

Took 'em three days to piss me off again. Impressive efficiency sir!

"But right now, all I can think about is the little boy who cried himself to sleep 24 years ago. I wish I could tell him that we’ll get there one day. I still don’t know whether I’d be telling the truth." Oooooooof.

I'm not ready to talk about it. So I had to talk about it. open.substack.com/pub/onelinet...

The sun came up today. Asshole.

Down horrible

Anyone still up and have any podcast questions for me and @ijusttake.photos? We are down horrific

Simply score a few more runs