These are the Mariners I was waiting for. They simply have to keep doing it.

No, sorry, this cannot be true

Really good day to be a hater. Really really good day.

at least Terry slipped. Yeesh

What a horrible pen hahahaha

Lmaoooooooo

Walking to the Roosevelt Whole Foods with tears streaming down my face, it feels good to be home

Probably the most difficult week of my life that didn’t involve a family member dying, however the light at the end of the tunnel doesn’t currently appear to be a train. Hope everyone has a good short work week

I just fell to my knees

A disaster that turned into a really pleasing season at Manchester United. An important summer ahead, but that’s to worry about later on. Bruno immense, really happy for Luke Shaw, and plenty of really bright signs. Maybe, just maybe, that feeling is creeping back. It’s Carrick, yanno…..

Everton ruining a nearly perfect final day. Some things

VAR is good to those in red, white, and black 🫶🫶🫶🫶

Bruno Fernandes getting 21 ✅ Bruno Fernandes getting 21 🔜

I’m on the verge of several nervous breakdowns right now and I’m dead serious when I say Phil getting sacked is going to send me down a dark dark path. #PhilPhorever

Come on man, what is he doing there lmao

Ternus will fix it

JP, Marco, and Mitch should all be Mariners HOFers. Go ahead. Take me to court. Argue in the replies, see if I flinch

Oooo!! I did the math and it would’ve been over $100 without grocery points. God bless the partnership between The Kroger Co. and Shell USA

This is the worst day ever for the most annoying person you know, as well as the best day ever for a separate most annoying person you know. Hard to say who’s right

“Those who pay regard to vain idols forsake their hope of steadfast love.” - Jonah 2:8

Oh they are LOSING losing to LAFC

You have to think Pep Guardiola is stepping down so he doesn't have to face Michael Carrick for the next two years. Shameless.

Oh no!!! The consequences of my actions!!!!

Too much going on lately. Looking forward to less things going on.

Nice, hell yeah. All of my furious post game posts are staying in the drafts today baby. GOMS

We gotta trade for Grichuk so he stops doing this bullshit against us. Fucking hell man

Wilnae be the last trophy John McGinn lifts this year, Ghod willing

Caught stealing and a horrible ABS challenge in the first inning. They are TRYING to get Dan fired lol.

☝️🤨☝️

And again. I love Jerry Dipoto and his ability to use so many words and transact. But until he hires a manager who both has the ability to manage a baseball game (and the bar is low!!!) and will tell Jerry to fuck off, the Mariners are spinning their wheels in the mud. Disheartening

Risking piling on here, but it's really important to remember that the situation the Mariners find themselves in is completely self-inflicted and was probably avoidable. This is why it's completely unacceptable to keep going on like this if you have any aspirations of success. (As if lol)

I thought Scott Servais grew into a pretty good manager but also I recognize managers naturally have shelf lives. The think about a managerial change is you can go out looking for the best and most qualified candidate to take over. The Mariners hired an Employee of the Month Parking Space.

One hit. They got one fucking hit. Fuck off, man.

These guys stink

Rob Refsnyder it’s time to learn 1-800-Kars4Kids brother

Jerry Dipoto is so blessed at using so many words. I love him so much.

Yeah, JD Vance would be the kind of guy to think this about the Monarchy. Probably still believes in Santa, too

Hmm. Well

That’s right

COLT COLT COLT COLT COLT

No one has brought up the “Oklahoma” of it all yet, well done everyone

Everything is an absolute nightmare right now, but the Thunder lost a game the same day The Oklahoman had to delete a article comparing them to Israel and the Mariners are winning so who’s to say if things are really that bad

Come on Internazionale Miami. These people have stood by you for year! They’ve been there through the good times and the better times.

Most obvious Refsnyder double play of all time coming right up

Idk if we’re supposed to blame ownership or baseball ops or whatever but the American League is dog ass and the Mariners are still far more concerned about doing it “The right way,” as if we had actual proof that it’s ever worked lol

2-0 deficit, and that’s the ballgame

Leo Rivas will continue making regular appearances until morale improves.

(The thing here is that if you have to call up Colt and potentially rush him into the big leagues because Leo Rivas stinks, you have much larger issues but I’m probably just being a doomer)

Are you about to get swept by the Padres for the second time this season? Are you an underperforming team with fans starting to get disillusioned from attending games without ferry boats and giveaways?? Well, I have the solution for you. Smashing the “Call Up a new prospect” button!

Teoscar Hernandez: Mariner feels like a fever dream at this point. We have lived far too many lives