When I said “I can’t wait for Dom Canzone to be left on deck as the game thing run in a semi-final” this is not what I meant

I know it’s not a sure thing yet but, really cool day. Would love to go back and tell these two outside City Hall about it

Gotta give him until the end of the season

Pack your things.

Blue Jays at the WBC: I miss my friends :/ Mariners at the WBC: I’ve never really thought much of the World Series, I’ve always been in the game purely for my own self-interests and to never get too close to anyone

It's still snowing. What the fuck

Norm did him so dirty but all I see is this

Arri Arriola Arriola Paulie Arriola Rothrock Paulie Rothrock Paulie Rothrock Paulie Paulie Rothrock

At least Vancouver fans can cheer themselves up with the Canucks. They're only losing by two goals!

I haven’t seen a run like this from Paul(s) since Galatians-Ephesians-Philippians

Stefan Frei? The Bainbridge Island based artist?

Look, I’m against the Whitecaps leaving Vancouver for a lot of reasons. The first of them being where would the league even put them? Sacramento? Charlotte?? NASHVILLE????

Oh fuck yeah. This rules

The really stupid goal they give up tonight is gonna put me in a mood that would make the Celtic-Rangers game last weekend look like Toy Story 3

John Lennon in May 1967 during take 34 of Ob-la-di Ob-la-da:

Hmm, must be a hell of a crowd at the 32nd placed Canucks game tonight. Maybe a bobblehead night or somethin

Everything sucks man lol, this sucks

Bam Adebayo did fucking WHAT!?

Happy Monday

St. Louis fans having a “Can’t Hold Us” tune in frequent rotation sure is uhhh, something

Within five minutes of landing in St. Louis I was reminded that the mayor has me blocked on twitter #Blessed

31-0 lmao what the fuck. They hadn’t won in Athens since 2011. I’m fucking shaking

This feels like a fever dream

I was 7 minutes away from getting stuck in Salt Lake City for the night and oh brother I would not have been a happy camper. Ryan Smith would need to beef up his security detail

Say what you want, I’m pretty sure Ryan Sailor is the most “Ryan Sailor” looking guy of all time

Man.

Vibes are pretty bad all around y’all. Looking forward to an improvement in the vibes.

Funny!

Excited to forget about the massive amounts of existential dread I've had for the last few months to watch the St. Louis Blues tonight. Please do not show me their position in the standings, thank you.

Hold up, there are TWENTY-NINE other teams??????

Y’all mind if I fuck around and have a good ass day?

I’m pretty confident saying that no one follows me on here for my St. Louis Blues takes, but if Robert Thomas’ final time wearing the note is on Wednesday in Seattle I am not going to be okay

Salt Lake is the worst away day in the league, would love a win tho 👍👍

Long fuckin week. Better go buy some baseball cards about it.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG!?

I haven’t seen this much fuss about inner-Birmingham conflict since season one of Peaky Blinders

Guy who can only view the world through the lens of sports tribalism: Steve Jobs would never

Ahhh shit. Mark just found out about Sac States projections for moving to FCS

Not having it today, simply not doing it. Time to watch Michael Carrick’s Manchester United for the first time in two weeks

Still the first half btw

Ah man bringing Johnny’s kids down absolutely cooked my ass

Fuck yeah dude. Hell yeah dude. I did not think I would be this happy about this

REAL BALL.

Up near the Brougham End Plays a team in Rave Green; And Brian Schmetzer’s Army Looking out on the pitch, And it looks like a dream We’re living by the sea Some years we win a Cup, And some we win the league So let’s set out to sea, love

Hmm.

Stop NBA-ing my MLS