Someone told Freeman the Dodgers have a large Korean fan base and he picked the wrong Korea

Clayton Kershaw is as useful to a broadcast in 2026 as he was to a pitching staff in 2025

Now that he’s with NBC there’s a bigger then zero chance Jason Benetti at some point does some curling play-by-play

My pitchers name is also Bradgley

Torkelson-McGonigle-Dingler is an all time insane run of lineup names

That’s our guy

White Sox honoring Leo by allowing 14 runs

keys to the game: score runs off the starting pitcher and have a lead really really late in the game

tarik skubal has the roundest head in baseball history. an absolute charlie brown melon

dingonigle's row

for you, mcgonigle

looking forward to mcgonigle and dingler batting back to back

yelling "everybody's safe" during a pirates-mets game has never once been true

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

HOMEPRUN

Pirates either pulling Skenes for first-inning pitch count, or decided the season's over and traded him

once again the air force denies paul skenes something he wanted

last year the pittsburgh pirates did not score two runs in a first inning during a paul skenes start until august 7

they always unfurl a giant flag, but they never unfurl a giant topps baseball card of bip roberts

Baseball is back, which means that Box Score Banter is back, BP's free daily shortform review/preview feature. I led us off today, using the fact that Opening Day compels every author to wax poetic to go ahead and wax a little poetic. www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

not a surprise but Val Sweeting is leaving Team Einarson, probably to join/form an Alberta team. Get Kaitlyn Lawes on the damn phone immediately

when I am governor of pennsylvania I will make it mandatory for all schoolchildren to learn how to listen to music using winamp

his lung capacity! his wingspan! his perfect legs! he can eat 10,000 calories/day and shit actual cedar 2x4s! an entire hagiography has been created lauding the biological advantages of michael phelps in the pool meanwhile, trans athletes (whose advantages are anecdotal at best) get left out

you: this is a non-issue me: this is a casey mcgehee ratio

I am trying to get to baseball as soon as I can but I am still trying to process the fact that there is a canadian curler named Zoe Cinammon

Thinking of starting my own streaming platform that will carry most major professional sports leagues

"Baseball's coming up" - Tyler Rogers's catcher

another terrific baseball tweet which is gone (but pretty sure ryan real posted it) was something like "a left fielder making a catch in foul territory in the rain is scored as an FF7 with cloud strife"

“Baseball’s almost here” - Jered Weaver’s catcher

Their rivalry with Gary’s Old Towne Tavern would have lasted one episode

netflix prompting you in the 8th inning if you are still watching this game between the cincinnati reds and washington nationals

Wanna feel old? Jedix Paez’s son is in the majors

There's a specific tone of cheer when a guy and his bros realize a complicated low-stakes scheme is going to work. It's the sound of dudes rocking and it's the most beautiful sound in the world.

Baseball is back

I give a different answer to this every time. Today it's: theonion.com/five-or-six-...

literally how the reacher fight went

I would have simply named it Protini

When the Tigers announce McGonigle made the team at 12:30 PM

A+ Miami University joke in last week’s Reggie Dinkins

Ship of Theseus-ass post

millennial here. a what purchase?

dreamt I was explaining the saturday night live key party sketch to two people I didn't know. the brain is a wonderful gift

Affixing the rare “must buy” seal of approval on the pop tarts crunchy poppers snack food

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

what people don't realize that what was really inside of wallace's briefcase was the entire plot and story of sinners

"It's time to de-ICE the plane." -Jason Statham, The Ground Crew (Summer 2027)

Wario Stadium, Mario Kart 64

Xenia Schwaller (23 years 6 months old) is the youngest womens world champion skip since Eve Muirhead (22 days 11 months) in 2013, who is not only the youngest world champion skip ever, it was also the last time the winner wasn’t from Canada or Switzerland

Bummed for Kerri Einarson and Canada, but Xenia Schwaller had like one big miss and made the rest when it mattered. To be a world champ at 24 is terrifying for everyone else