in which american city do we hold the new nuremberg-style trials in 2029? personally I think this is a job for cincinnati

did tobias fünke and leslie knope collaborate on this caption

The silver slugger should go to the oldest person to hit a home run that year

it's a coinflip against pocket pair, otherwise he'd get a long-term deal

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall at the rockies/depodesta meeting but because it was at coors, it cleared the wall

the government would have had a stronger case if subway bread still had the poisonous yoga mat chemical in it

okay if we're making a michael jackson movie then at least put the simpsons episode stark raving dad back on streaming

parks and rec did not age at all. it is simply in stasis

this whole "Jared Allen is in the GSOC" promotion is trying to attract a specific type of sports fan. For curlers should really be "Wayne Middaugh is back in the GSOC"

Elly De La Cruz in the on deck circle

I hope next year a baseball stadium plays the Red Ball Market Global hold music during mound visits

"I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said 'the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.'" is such an incredible fourth panel for a Doonesbury strip

how isiah kiner-falefa tried to score from third

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

so Jared Allen's team (of which he is the lead on a team of very good retired curlers) nearly beat the 5th ranked world mens team. Actually picked up a shootout loss point. Also, guffaw at their ranking

Let’s hear it for JD Vance’s half brother getting rinsed in the Cincinnati mayoral race

I’m very happy for all my friends in New York City. I would like some of that shit in Ohio

I think Andrew Cuomo should run again

PitchFX classified it as a slider.

A great sandwich that won’t explode on body armor when I’m throwing it

the 2025 world series

VICTOR CONTE: would you like some steroids while you wait here in the line of the afterlife DICK CHENEY: yes I would

remembering when dick cheney endorsed kamala harris for president, how did we get on this timeline

a mistrial has been declared in the subway sandwich attacker case when the defendant, called upon by the prosecution, was unable to sufficiently grip the cold cut combo

Facebook doesn’t understand sports

Mar-A-Lago Key Party

it's only a matter of time until all eight of these folks get in, the only question is how huffy do they want to be about it

the best gift to give someone on edmund fitzgerald wreck day is a baseball hat. it is a little awkward though because you have to ask for their cap size

I absolutely will never, ever stop thinking about the play where Jays kept IKF's lead short. There was a ~0% chance of Varsho lining out to 3B. There was a ~0% chance of Smith potentially throwing the World Series into left field on a back pick. So much fun to think through.

a couple of my neighbors already have their christmas trees up and it’s like, does anyone still care about the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald?

holy molinas, batman! the dingler ran off with the gold glove

Last night had three Golden Pitch plate appearances (a total of eight pitches) as defined by Toledo mayor Wade Kapszukiewicz. I know he’s up for reelection in a few days but he should really update his SABR-nominated article sabr.org/journal/arti...

November 1: the Blue Jays baserunning mistakes have irreparably altered the course of baseball labor negotiations for years November 2: the new Nationals manager is younger than Selena Gomez

If Dave Roberts was a real wife guy he would have used a wife in relief this series

Congratulations to the Cleveland Guardians, the playoff team who lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the champions

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

Kiké Hernandez has resorted to physical comedy and I don’t blame him, it’s what the people want

Why are these guys sliding into home on a force. Have they read the rules of baseball

Why did Kiner-Falefa slide though

WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT

Dodgers fans saying “why? Why?” Or “Y.Y.!” at this move

Congrats Miguel Rojas, your middle name is now Fucking

You misheard. This game is winner *rake* all

Being Ohtani back to pitch the ninth

Thrown Out On The Bases Like it Ain’t November

I heard Ippei Mizuhara wanted to place a bet on Game 7, but it’s in Canada so he’s going to wait for an in-game parlez

Derek Jeter went from owning a baseball team to getting pretend owned by a low-rent bank mascot