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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president
in which american city do we hold the new nuremberg-style trials in 2029? personally I think this is a job for cincinnati
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did tobias fünke and leslie knope collaborate on this caption
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about 18 hours ago
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The silver slugger should go to the oldest person to hit a home run that year
about 19 hours ago
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Crash Outstein
about 23 hours ago
it's a coinflip against pocket pair, otherwise he'd get a long-term deal
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dell cameron
about 23 hours ago
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I wish I could have been a fly on the wall at the rockies/depodesta meeting but because it was at coors, it cleared the wall
about 24 hours ago
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Patrick Cosmos
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the government would have had a stronger case if subway bread still had the poisonous yoga mat chemical in it
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okay if we're making a michael jackson movie then at least put the simpsons episode stark raving dad back on streaming
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parks and rec did not age at all. it is simply in stasis
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this whole "Jared Allen is in the GSOC" promotion is trying to attract a specific type of sports fan. For curlers should really be "Wayne Middaugh is back in the GSOC"
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delco de leche
2 days ago
Elly De La Cruz in the on deck circle
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I hope next year a baseball stadium plays the Red Ball Market Global hold music during mound visits
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Grant Brisbee
2 days ago
"I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said 'the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.'" is such an incredible fourth panel for a Doonesbury strip
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how isiah kiner-falefa tried to score from third
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ceej
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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so Jared Allen's team (of which he is the lead on a team of very good retired curlers) nearly beat the 5th ranked world mens team. Actually picked up a shootout loss point. Also, guffaw at their ranking
2 days ago
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Let’s hear it for JD Vance’s half brother getting rinsed in the Cincinnati mayoral race
3 days ago
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I’m very happy for all my friends in New York City. I would like some of that shit in Ohio
3 days ago
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I think Andrew Cuomo should run again
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Ben K.
3 days ago
PitchFX classified it as a slider.
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Matt Ufford
3 days ago
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A great sandwich that won’t explode on body armor when I’m throwing it
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the 2025 world series
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3 days ago
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VICTOR CONTE: would you like some steroids while you wait here in the line of the afterlife DICK CHENEY: yes I would
3 days ago
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remembering when dick cheney endorsed kamala harris for president, how did we get on this timeline
3 days ago
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a mistrial has been declared in the subway sandwich attacker case when the defendant, called upon by the prosecution, was unable to sufficiently grip the cold cut combo
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Facebook doesn’t understand sports
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Mar-A-Lago Key Party
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4 days ago
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it's only a matter of time until all eight of these folks get in, the only question is how huffy do they want to be about it
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4 days ago
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the best gift to give someone on edmund fitzgerald wreck day is a baseball hat. it is a little awkward though because you have to ask for their cap size
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Mike Petriello
4 days ago
I absolutely will never, ever stop thinking about the play where Jays kept IKF's lead short. There was a ~0% chance of Varsho lining out to 3B. There was a ~0% chance of Smith potentially throwing the World Series into left field on a back pick. So much fun to think through.
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trevin
5 days ago
a couple of my neighbors already have their christmas trees up and it’s like, does anyone still care about the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald?
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holy molinas, batman! the dingler ran off with the gold glove
4 days ago
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Last night had three Golden Pitch plate appearances (a total of eight pitches) as defined by Toledo mayor Wade Kapszukiewicz. I know he’s up for reelection in a few days but he should really update his SABR-nominated article
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Golden Pitches: The Ultimate Last-at-Bat, Game Seven Scenario – Society for American Baseball Research
https://sabr.org/journal/article/golden-pitches-the-ultimate-last-at-bat-game-seven-scenario/
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November 1: the Blue Jays baserunning mistakes have irreparably altered the course of baseball labor negotiations for years November 2: the new Nationals manager is younger than Selena Gomez
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If Dave Roberts was a real wife guy he would have used a wife in relief this series
6 days ago
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Congratulations to the Cleveland Guardians, the playoff team who lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the champions
6 days ago
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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱
6 days ago
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
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Kiké Hernandez has resorted to physical comedy and I don’t blame him, it’s what the people want
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Why are these guys sliding into home on a force. Have they read the rules of baseball
6 days ago
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Why did Kiner-Falefa slide though
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Shrimp Alert
6 days ago
WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT
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Dodgers fans saying “why? Why?” Or “Y.Y.!” at this move
6 days ago
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Congrats Miguel Rojas, your middle name is now Fucking
6 days ago
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You misheard. This game is winner *rake* all
6 days ago
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Being Ohtani back to pitch the ninth
6 days ago
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Thrown Out On The Bases Like it Ain’t November
6 days ago
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I heard Ippei Mizuhara wanted to place a bet on Game 7, but it’s in Canada so he’s going to wait for an in-game parlez
6 days ago
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Derek Jeter went from owning a baseball team to getting pretend owned by a low-rent bank mascot
7 days ago
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