My last BSB of the year is about all the ways the Pirates compel you into showing up www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

but I want to extend ganon's laugh to 60 minutes, you cowards

Blasphemheelies

[James Earl Jones voice]: Baseball, holy fuck, that is all, send skeet

2002 me: why would anyone want to contract the minnesota twins 2025 me: ah,

I’d like to solve the puzzle

I’m so sorry about this

Just had a grilled cheese sandwich for three dollars. In America. In 2025. Just a simple grilled cheese on rye. All you need in a lunch sandwich

Dunes

Absolutely destitute vibes in Detroit baseball scene right now. A photo negative of 12 months ago

I knew this weekend was gonna be bad for them

Wishing well for the Minnesota Twins, a team with no players, no scouting department, and an owner with a heart of arsenic, to win some ball games this weekend

I guess I should promote it. This one is about Roald Dahl, war, and being forcibly drowned in an empty field in Europe. Also, the Rockies, a bit.

Great philosophical question happening during this road trip: if you let Jesus take the wheel, are you allowed to add him to your insurance

Oklahoma had its first ever bonspiel and the championship trophies were spectacular (Photo via legendary bonspieler Jay Clark)

Important to note that they still recommend getting both, just not the combined one

Working on my Clayton Kershaw fan sign for his final home game Legendary Guy Best Throws Quirky "Plus" Stuff

the american league central

trosper's already been in the robinsonverse, so even easier

tim robinson has such an uncanny way of making up character names. obviously all characters have made up names but "ron trosper" is clearly something he thought up in one and a half seconds

Tim Robinson stars in the first trailer for #TheChairCompany. The new comedy series premieres October 12 on HBO Max.

every day I wake up and am told to see what the president wrote on his maga xanga page and it's something like "GREEN BEANS ARE NOW ILLEGAL!!" and every sweaty oaf that he hired does everything humanly possible to make that happen

tarik skubal really does have a little ol' charlie brown head doesn't he

today on BSB we take a curious look at karma and how it affected Justin Verlander, Brandon Pfaadt, and NBC sitcoms on Thursday nights in the mid-aughts www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

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please forward this to whoever does bluesky feature requests

Thinking of this again. He really could be six relievers if he just goes back to the outfield in between. I promise to do better with my jokes

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

Cuomo was told to court the 18-to-55 vote and he thought it was the other way around

today on BSB we take a curious look at karma and how it affected Justin Verlander, Brandon Pfaadt, and NBC sitcoms on Thursday nights in the mid-aughts www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

I need them to go back to the children's hospital and get an entire set of dodgers players in the style of the dalton rushing one

this tigers player is getting the biggest cheers at comerica tonight

shohei ohtani also agreed to be six relievers for the postseason

hard to tell what's true but if tyler robinson really did murder the guy because the victim wanted the shooter's lover to be erased from society then this is a tragedy about love, a plot as old as poetry

The Diamondbacks-Guardians World Series is gonna be something

“Shohei Ohtani threw five no-hit innings and hit his 50th home run as the Dodgers lost 9-6 to fall 7 games out of a bye” is something I’d have made up in February to make fun of all the people saying their offseason ruined baseball

turns out I feel asleep to the dodgers baseball game at the funniest possible time last night (top of the 6th, one out)

Hilarious tigers-guardians game happening here. I no longer know what a playoff team is

when he hits lefty he’s cal raleigh, when he hits righty he’s cal durham

I love it when media consolidates

My girlfriend who has white male face blindness just spotted a young Gideon Gemstone on My Name Is Earl. He played a faith healer

dreamed I was a baseball TV commentator and during the game, a foul ball came martin short's way and he missed it and hurt his hand and I said "that catch was about as good as Clifford"

No need to editorialize

Bananaball charity rules clearly indicate the money must he touched by everyone in the company before it can be allocated to a good cause

my friend Darren said all AI sounds like Crow’s Rutherford B. Hayes report; he’s right

Wearable dunce cap technology is within humanity’s reach

Guess I’m gonna start watching Hacks

[Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis voice] I can’t believe we’re losing a series to this team

(scrolling with my eyes closed)

Oh damn Hebert, the U21 champs, snuck into the final US Olympic men’s curling trials spot. It’ll be them, Shuster, Dropkin or Casper. Very intriguing field