"Is Pizza Hut a barometer for the ebbing American self-image?"

People fawn all over the S4 Mad Men episode “The Suitcase” for how it explores and deepens the Don/Peggy dynamic but man alive that Samsonite idea based on the Ali-Liston fight that he has at the end is so god damned lame.

Take me back, man

Not just a Twitter meme. We’ve got reports on the ground.

“The world inside my phone was mocking the principles inside my classroom, and I was caught in the middle, feeling too green to establish authority and too ancient to keep up.”

It’s pretty much always a guarantee that throwing a parm rind in your soup as it boils will improve that soup +15%. Hell, sometimes I throw two.

Show me the Flanigan’s face on Mali’s jersey for $1,000, Alex.

I wonder who did it 🤔

He walked by my crew at The Rat on Tuesday and we gave Jason Taylor a “Go Canes” which set off a round of applause from everyone else in the outdoor gliders. So basically I sealed the deal here.

Game be damned, nobody can hurt me today. I’m dunking pan con lechón in frijoles colorados.

We’re active baby

Assembling horcruxes.

“I don’t want to get into a competitive warfare in Miami as to who makes the best coffee”

Activated

Forget the 2016 trend. Who played RISK in Peacock Park even earlier?

Who’s splitting a croqueta pizza with me on Monday?

we all the way back, dawg x.com/i/trending/2...

For years I have had one singular white whale joke I’ve wanted to make in Baltimore, and finally I’made it.

We are a long way from “$20! No blocking!”

Got so much Chinese takeout in my car that the passenger seat belt alarm is going off. Shaping up to be an historic 72 hours for me.

50x more planning going into which tailgate lot we want to be in, and which day is best to hit Monty’s, than where any of my crew is actually sleeping.

I did not have pants on. I’ve been in these trenches. There will be a lot of emotional posts staking claim on my favorite city. What I say to that: I love Miami, but this is for me. Maybe that’s the most Miami mentality possible. Maybe I won’t let that whale consume me. @cunningpscott.bsky.social

Bain just ruined a man's evening though

College football is better with the U committing bad late hit penalties.

The recruiting world really fucked up let Mario get this far. “We don’t gotta dream no more.”

Save me chat

See you all in Miami

See y’all at Hard Rock

HAAAAAAAAA

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Haaaaaaaaaaasaassaa

LACE YA BOOTS UP

VRBO is really doing a “Take It To The House” sweepstakes in a Miami game???? OK 😎

Miami forever. Jimbo’s forever.

When 20,000 Ole Miss fans walk in wearing the same powder blue Pete Millar polo

Reports from friends on the ground that it’s raining in Phoenix. Almost like a Hurricane’s in town.

😂

Spam texts are getting deadly sophisticated. Got my number right here.

👨‍🍳👌 from @channel6.bsky.social

"Everywhere there’s the same overpowering sense that The New Yorker ... is no longer for or about anybody you know. The sensibility is that it’s meant to be about people who’ve arrived—it’s something like Puck with a hundred-year head start."

"'The Dirt Church'—a nickname owing to the bar’s nicotine-patinated recreation of the Sistine Chapel ceiling, painted over the course of a week in 1994 by then-MICA-student Joe C. Helms in exchange for a lifetime bar tab"

Can I make a pot of chile beans so spicy even I will not eat it? The answer for now remains, no.

Maybe this is the Lane Train we’ve been wishing for all along @apdirtybird.bsky.social

On to the next one.

Ole Miss, you are on the clock.

Bandy’s legacy

I might never come down.