Corey Hetherman to Gus Malzahn about 5 minutes into the first quarter.

Malachi “Mr. Football” Toney

Almost time @napalmradio.bsky.social

Powerless to resist the siren song of Joyce’s stand at the hardware store

High octane rentals this week at @beyondvideo.bsky.social. If you aren’t checking out the New / Next Film Festival you better have a good excuse.

"It's easier to enjoy art if you find it not from an algorithm like movies, music, books."

Attman’s has a serve yourself complementary pickle bar but they also sell a $7.99 pickle plate. Classic “sucker’s tax,” if I’ve ever seen one.

Months ago I spoke into existence a take so hot that I myself didn’t even believe it, but it was met with such hostility from everyone who heard it (including the The Wren’s owner) that I’ve since doubled down and convinced myself it’s true: John Goodman is the greatest living/active American actor

I see chatter about how Sensei Sergio is such an inspired fictional invention in OBAA but like, guys, this dude is literally my guy for basement waterproofing.

"Nutrias have been observed to consume the seedlings of five hundred trees in one night—an unborn acre of forest. In the past quarter century alone, the nutria has ingested more than forty square miles of Louisiana."

Come on

Lane putting on the kind of show that’s gonna get UF boosters acting reckless

I think Joyce’s secret is how she dunks the sliced beef in a tray of butter and jus before putting it on the bread

One Battle After Another is largely about how annoying it is to do two-factor authentication.

All of FSU’s fanbase tonight

What a picture

Baltimore is beautiful. Driving over east near Preston and Washington and there’s a back-up because a guy stopped his car to photograph a flock of geese in a field. Instead of honking, guy in another car gets out and asks if the photographer wants him to take the pic so he can be in it, too.

@apdirtybird.bsky.social he’ll always be our one that got away

UF football fans have deluded themselves into thinking Freeman would want anything to do with them, but that’s fine. Kiffin and his agent will do the usual thing, too, to Ole Miss’s detriment. Whatever distracts them away from the actual slam dunk hire I’d be terrified of: Rhett Lashlee.

Also I will not apologize for posting this again it makes me giggle

Ten spot this week

Hang it in the Louvre

The Friends of Wyman Park Dell get some goats to come through and chew up the overgrowth each year, so I donated to support the cause because that’s fun. If I’d known the “thank you” gift would be such a Black Phillip-inspired shirt, I’d have donated twice to live even more deliciously.

And it’s entirely one side’s fault.

Heisman

John Goodman. Fan of the Miami Hurricanes.

🧂🧂🧂

Heritage Smokehouse you will always be famous

The octopus, man. www.nybooks.com/articles/202...

John Goodman. Fan of the Miami Hurricanes.

"For all its utopianism, the NAFTA Novel remains the literary form of a diminutive bourgeois class: the lettered colonials tasked with mediating between the elites of Mexico and the United States. But the latter elite no longer has use for such cosmopolitan intermediaries."

Nature is preposterous. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/s...

"Liquid Mike like their runtimes short, their guitars loud, and their hooks easy to sing along to no matter how many beers you’ve had."

holding off as long as possible

I love @edsbs.bsky.social’s writing. Have as long as he’s done it. Also know when I am setting myself up to be dunked upon. That all said, and as a Miami fan, I get a big kick out of how he loathes to give Miami credit in his “Top Whatever.” Truly. Best we can ever hope for is begrudging respect.

Mary Ruefle

🎶 streets of Baltimore 🎵

Fit check 🙌

One bartender had to call her manager on their day off to ask if the bar’s Disney+ subscription gave them access to Hulu, and if so whether that gave them access to the CW. I still don’t know the answer, but I’ve wasted everyone’s time because of our feckless ACC Commissioner.

Carnivale

The NYT / Bon Appetit effect in action; but I still get the early pour because we go back.

Humiliating to call around some bars and ask if they get the CW for tomorrow’s Miami game.

@apdirtybird.bsky.social it’s CUBE SEASON baby

They just played an ad(!) for Natty Boh on Baltimore public radio. Recession indicator?

"We’re​ going to solve her finally. A goldfish plopped in smaller then larger ponds ... at what point does it become a piranha? How does a sorority girl become Lazarus?"

Turnstile brought two horn players to their TinyDesk. Ska is BACK baby.

Hell yes. Best spot in the city, best staff in the city.