Remarkable speech on the Kansas House floor yesterday by Rep. Abi Boatman. “I have sat here for 5.5 hours and listened to this entire room debate my humanity and my ability to participate in the most basic functions of society. I hope none of you have to ever sit through something like that.”

my only comment on the kansas law is that the only time i've felt genuinely unsafe while transitioning was at a rest stop in rural kansas while driving through the state in early 2024

somehow i injured my neck while pooping, this might be the oldest i've ever felt

oh you listen to post-rock music? you mean like @themountaingoats.bsky.social?

cocaine implies the existence of llccaine

Not pictured: Haruki Murakami’s wife, or indeed whoever is cooking, cleaning, paying bills, running errands, doing the laundry, answering emails, etc like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine

ALINA. MÜLLER.

hockey is best game :3

The PWHL kicks ass, y'all

if you don't know what the word means, being kidnapped sounds pretty nice actually

yo, her balls are sweaty, hands weak, boobs are heavy there's t gel on her plaid skirt already, mom's regret-y

no, your honor, i did not file a formal motion to compel, the way i move should be compelling enough for anyone

hate it when something allegedly garlic flavored doesn't taste like garlic at all but leaves your breath smelling like it anyway

paying royalties to john cage every time i stop yapping for four and a half minutes

As Jim Cramer awoke one morning from uneasy dreams…

visible girlbulge is incredibly hot unless it's my own in which case it's disgusting

girl who just spent her tax refund on a set of brand spanking new goalie gear

for me it was the fact that the author is one of the main driving forces behind the global movement to kill my trans friends and erase their existence hope that helps

white baseball players are saying shit like "silence is a privilege and silence is complicit" it's a new day

this expert keeps talking about restrained shrinkage in the cold and yeag i feel that

lmaoooooo

god bless old people in zoom meetings who have the camera positioned such that their faces are completely out of frame and either don't notice, don't know how to fix it, and/or don't care

While i know its an annoying thing for many to have their skin referred to in food tones (mocha caramel etc) you all have my pre permission to refer to me as lunchable colored

can anyone direct me to the signal chats where cbs employees are talking shit about bari weiss? especially the ones with cbs news reporters

When we do eventually look back, I think The Horrors is at least a contender to be the name by which this time in US history becomes known.

dear sam darnold: remember, ghosts are real

Thank you, Denver!

girl aquarium

Incredible

The MN Frost just did a moment of silence for Alex Pretti and we are now chanting “ICE out now”

im ngl "Swiftie" is a word that reeks of subtle transphobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

STATEMENT FROM THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYERS ASSOCIATION (NBPA) AND ITS EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE ON THE FATAL SHOOTING IN MINNEAPOLIS BY ICE

for the record i have been saying all week that this broncos defense and home field advantage gives them a really good chance to win regardless of who's playing qb for them, any patriots fans who thought this was a free win don't know ball

is this good

at least brandon schooler showed up to play today

maybe it really was just bo nix who didn't know you're allowed to score before the 4th quarter

crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours. please keep sharing with your networks.

feeling the strong possibility of stadium tendies and fries for dinner tonight

ngl a significant reason why my tinned fish era continues unabated is that i get to share way more meals with the cat who acts like it's the best day ever, every time

you’ll never guess what this was in reply to

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

today is a full day of sports and god do i need it

load bearing tweet for a settler colonial society

forever and always not just a guy, but my boy

bleh, no mood for games or anything but aimless wikipedia browsing while fully reclined in my computer chair tonight

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

a common sentiment among soldiers who perform feats of heroics is that at some point you have to accept that you're already dead and all you can do is help your buddies survive as much as possible before it happens

I don't want my friends to become martyrs, but at this point it's clearly something we all need to prepare ourselves for.

It can be a hard pill to swallow but you have to accept that while you will prevail in this struggle, you may not be there to witness it.