"sarah plain and tall" wow just call her sarah the clocky already

erin go braless

Mamdani talking lucidly and passionately about trans rights and history in a video that should frankly shame every politician who has hemmed and hawed and triangulated and said, "Well, but sports..." It's not that hard to tell the truth and stand for what's right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEvV...

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

fuck NOW you tell Keith Urban this?

It is a tale Told by an idiot

papi is absolutely on the mount rushmore of haters

petition to start calling toronto hockey fans 'leaf blowers'

When the Yankees get eliminated

hahahaha fuck the yankees

swayman is good again, we're so fucking back

my stylist thinks i would "rock this" if i commit to actually letting my hair get long enough, so....

Accurate theonion.com/report-reube...

"go go gadget [object]" is just the verbal component to all of inspector gadget's magic

petition to start calling toronto hockey fans 'leaf blowers'

as an international lesbian, hi

At any point in the last 50 years you could go into any lesbian bar and find a half dozen he/him butches who are probably the nicest and most supportive members of the lesbian community you're ever going to find. They're more lesbian than anyone getting mad about he/him lesbians online, IMO.

as an international lesbian, hi

a cumjar is just a spittoon for the 21st century

we're going down down in an earlier round, anyone want anything?

on that note, fuck espn, use that disney money to buy a fucking clue on how to produce a hockey game smh

ok sluts and slurs it's officially hockey season so i'm gonna be insufferable for the next seven months or so, you've been warned

dope now someone should tell the democratic party about this

yale law continuing its historic run of dudes who clearly don't actually know or care how the law works

acab includes the doomer voice in your head telling you we're fucked and nothing matters so there's no point in trying or hoping or dreaming

It is also ok to mute terms and names on here to shield yourself from upsetting discourse. Do what you gotta do to protect whatever shred of peace you have left!

The terrors persist but the joys remain worth fighting for

Any trans person who begins their transition today is exhibiting more courage than most people will in their entire lives.

just accidentally swallowed some unholy mass i coughed up, it was like eating a raw oyster

witch of shadows

@jcsalterego.bsky.social look this really isn't a good time ok

These Supreme Court oral arguments on conversion therapy are going to be painful. No matter what is said, know that trying to force someone to be what they're not is psychological torture with measurable negative consequences, and anyone trying to defend such efforts is a bigoted monster.

acab includes the doomer voice in your head telling you we're fucked and nothing matters so there's no point in trying or hoping or dreaming

my gf is so disappointed she doesn't have pertussis, cuz she was really looking forward to using "pertussy"

When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

i think the pneumonia is back yall. newmonia.

My yearly Catrina piece. I do one every year to track progress.

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

guys i'm ngl i really don't have the bandwidth for poster's holy war right now, someone ping me if we're all moving to another site, otherwise i'm just gonna keep shitposting

sounds like living in nyc in the mcu, just constantly getting your shit wrecked every couple months by the next villain du jour

i'm probably losing both my fantasy matchups this week but fuck it i'll trade that for beating the bills in buffalo every time

just coughed up a ball of something that was the size and consistency of a monster manual slime creature so recovery from pneumonia is going great

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

the dodgers can win the world series every single year for the next decade and i'll still shrug and go well at least it wasn't the yankees

there's been too much fighting on here - let's rerun Trump Is Secretly Dead this weekend, that was fun last time

vibes are rancid, guess i should do work this morning instead of scrolling

dudes who dress up as animal sports team mascots for fun be like "eww furries are so weird"

see bra control is important