One other guy in this entire train car and brother you know he’s listening to dogshit music without headphones

Expecting me to not smash the cameras and lidar arrays of Waymos with a u-lock is “too high a bar”

38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today. Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

Thank you Metra Rock Island for opening exactly two doors on a full size train at the furthest possible point on the platform very cool

I like the emergence of “moat” as a corporate buzzword, if only because it implies the paradigm-breaking invention of corporate gunpowder followed by increasingly elaborate corporate bastions and star forts

Pain At The Slop

Going to Ohio

Who would be the funniest character in the Elden Ring movie to take their helmet/mask off to reveal Dwayne The Rock Johnson underneath, and why is it the Dung Eater

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

I would like to be on the blocklist where I don’t have to hear about bsky’s dumbest computer man

Posting a banger at 12:30am

Media posts I hardly know ya posts

I am reminded of this Oops All Roundabouts interchange in Neenah, WI that my family unwittingly drove through with my newly licensed brother at the wheel, everybody screaming like we were on a roller coaster

They should do a cut and cover project for the central drive of Logan Blvd but instead of resurfacing somewhere it just empties cars into the Deep Tunnels

On its surface this reads as a gift to restaurant owners (classic small business tyrants) but I think it might also open the possibility of opening a restaurant to people who are not independently wealthy and/or insane

I would like to see rightful annoyance about food delivery robots turn into a larger cultural reckoning about food delivery

Smoking on that shit that made Claude code

Advertising is 19th century pseudoscience

Appropriate for one of he most infamous sundown towns in Illinois to have a seething white guy as the first photo

Coming from the world of print and digital media where it’s possible to design something at specific sizes and then actually have it produced to those specifications, working with fabric is my worst nightmare

Whoever keeps adding all the paths of Indian Boundary Park as bike paths in OSM: I will find you

Fine textures

Walking around Lakeview with a mini ironing board strapped to my backpack and a heavy 6 foot curtain rod in my hands like some kind of urban landsknecht

Every time I see a post from the person in this screenshot I wonder what has to happen to make someone like this, and if there might be thousands of latent psycho conspiracy posters living among us just waiting to be activated by a negative polarization special interest they just haven’t found yet

Me: If Eggman finally defeated Sonic I think Tails would work for him. Maybe it would take some convincing but he’s an engineer at heart. Doesn’t matter whose side he’s on, as long as he can do his tinkering. Like a fuzzy little Werhner von Braun DMV worker: ok we need one more proof of address

Taxes on food delivery should start at like $45 flat

Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.

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I fucking hate building cosplay but I like being complimented by strangers who can’t see my face so nevertheless I persist

Look! ➡️ Bike

You’ve been visited by the Money Itachi. Share to receive wealth and/or slaughter your entire clan

Is that fucking Dr Breen

FBI Scrootens Me Daley

I keep falling deeply in love with legacy Mississippi River cities in Illinois and Iowa

I think Ryan Hall will have said roughly 70% of town names in Illinois by the end of tonight

Extremely weird to see Brian Copic (storm chaser) driving past the Jefferson Park Blue Line station on 90

Not ideal for Peoria

Neighbor seems to think our street keeps flooding because three six flats got built on previously SFH lots on the opposite side of the block like 30 years ago. I guess there’s no problem that can’t be blamed on dense housing

I haven’t showered or washed clothes or flushed the toilet in four days and counting 🫡🫡🫡 #waterwayswarrior #overflowoverachiever #deeptunnelstank

Guy at Culver’s wearing a shirt that says “‘I get scrootened every day’ —Richard M. Daley”

It’s probably been repaved since, but you can easily see where the double tracked NSL used to run down Greenleaf in Wilmette in street view imagery from 2018

NSL trains used to continue north from Linden, jog west down residential Greenleaf St and trundle over to join the Shore Line route parallel to the C&NW tracks. We used to be a proper country

Actually it’s Northalsted now?

It is admittedly a pretty good bit that Shop Pay makes you enter a verification code sent to your phone to opt out of receiving Shop Pay verification codes on your phone

JD Vance is so uniquely detestable that he’s undoing the English Reformation by sheer repelling force

The traffic will never be calmed