Who up roasting from they vaccine

Nuzzi & Lizza were Italian anarchists executed on false conspiracy charges in 1885

This is a long shot given how local my network is on here but I’ve complied a fair amount of resources on how to identify the vehicles and agents involved in these raids and what to do if you see them. Happy to share with anybody looking to set up patrols in New Orleans or Charlotte, DM me

It’s well known that the massive Enron Corpus of emails was a foundational dataset for the development of AI language capabilities. I propose we do the same thing with the Epstein emails and ruin AI morally and linguistically forever

Please give ChicagoBarvino his squadron of elite supercops let us do the funniest thing

Day ruined because I learned ChicagoBars is on here

In that liminal space between the Covid/Flu vaccines going in and the Covid/Flu vaccines kicking my ass to hell

Could be worse. Probably will be.

The approaching backlash to superficial ornamentation is going hit like a margarita in the desert

They’re calling her the Tintin of highly fraught sexcapades with leathery old men

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

Genuinely cant decide if it’s funnier for him to ignore the flag like this or if he ran over to breathlessly scoop it up like a beached dolphin

I accidentally put my earbuds in the wash and they’ve been intermittently connecting to my phone throughout the wash cycle. Like getting texts from someone on a doomed plane

Homelessness is another topic in this category. Punishment is Savvy, and if you push even a little past the stale conservative pablum about personal responsibility and you'll get suburbanites saying things that would make a southern plantation owner blush

The way Americans have talked about and understood taxes since at least the Reagan days and probably before is functionally indistinguishable from a conspiracy theory

Swedish lad: fäther i have finished my chöres Swedish locksmith [severely drunk]: Assa Abloy

Brandon Johnson now going door to door to tell people how much he loves cops

Always thinking about the guy who got cops sent to his house for making a parody twitter of Peoria mayor Jim Ardis in like 2008 who, when asked by local news how people were supposed to know that wasn’t the real Jim Ardis, said “I don’t think Jim Ardis would say ‘im trill as fuck’”

What is the charge? Posting about houseplants? Succulents and houseplants??

Does whatever a spader ca

math textbook covers for some reason:

One thing you learn pretty quick reading about the run-up to the Civil War is that Lincoln was actually infuriatingly flaky on the issue of slavery. He was certainly opposed to it personally but was extremely hesitant to act against officially it in any way until actual war broke out

How to advertise a bike: ❌ depict the bike ✅ pale intimidating woman in a funny hat riding straight toward you thru the wall like the kool aid man

Every “your last saved meme” meme you repost outs you as someone who saves memes. Think twice

Less of a Treatler, more of a Morselini

They’re calling it the most 3-7 7-3 season ever

I know we’re all freaked out but how tf does somebody mistake parking enforcement for ICE

DHS is an engine of human misery and should be thrown directly into a woodchipper. With TSA still attached

At a certain point you have to realize that calling them incompetent for failing to achieve their stated goals only provides cover for their unstated goals, which are not particularly hard to deduce and have been achieved beyond their wildest dreams

Gonna take a heterodox stance and say they should not have done a brutal military assault on a civilian apartment building full of kids and families even if it bagged 1000 criminals

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

This chipmunk came up to me and said “Chicago will outlive the federal government” what did he mean by this

They should invent a video game boss that you can beat in one night instead of smashing your head against it 35 times on night 1 and then beating it in two tries on night 2

It’s taken until Lost Lace but I’m starting to sort of get why people complain about teleporting boss contact damage in Silksong

Idk if what's happening to MTG is surprising at all but it is maybe a useful index for where all the other true believers are at right now with their loyalty shaken

Telling everyone “ya know the weather was just like this on the day of the Washington IL tornado almost 12 years ago to the day” because I’m a delight

Prepare to die!

Michigan fans all over wrigleyville, the vibes have never been worse

Once again everyone is problematizing old man yaoi

I don't want any part of this. Whatever it is.

It would be extremely American for us to fall ass backwards into full decarbonization and free electricity through a rapid buildout of nuclear power for AI data centers that immediately get shuttered

Charlotte might be the largest city in the US that I could tell you absolutely nothing about

Now hold on a minute

Kind of disappointing that Valve hasn’t carried over the implicit pun of “Valve/Steam” into their consoles. Call it the Steam Engine or something

Fetterman awakes in the hospital speaking perfect Akkadian

Really funny how Schlitz tied houses are this beloved Chicago institution now even though historically they’re an unholy amalgamation of several capitalist evils (vertical integration, chain stores displacing local institutions, run by a horrid family of vampires)

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