'Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer'

So today I learned there are little doors in the gates to the Colosseum in Rome because the city cats go there at night to sleep. cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Perhaps this advice can be bundled with the advice to shut up about trans rights, immigrant rights, women's rights, and climate so we can develop a marshmallow platform (essentially a bouncy castle in the kingdom of nowhere).

My cat, who is unemployed and refuses to vote, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and l, a walking talking miracle capable of reason, art, science, and philosophy, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter immediately for some reason

The only time a drone got brought down at the World Cup is when Zlatan and Thierry made fun of Alexi Lalas

The main thing that I have learned in the last 10 days is that there is no one, not a single soul in UK journalism, who knows shit about the forensic beat. To a person, to a paper, to a broadcast, they are all just regurgitating the police and political line. Not one critical thought in the bunch...

Kevin Keegan: he hated fascists

King Charles told me the public keeps eating his prime ministers so l asked how many prime ministers he has and he said he just goes to the parliament and gets a new prime minister afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding prime ministers to the public and then his son started crying.

Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out

Oh my god

Great, now do the tens of thousands of folks who get fuck all, despite reforms

@andyburnham.bsky.social should probably listen to this.

Now do...Russia and Qatar. FIFA is the common denominator in all of FIFA's corrupt grifting horribleness.

Just watching the 1960s Jason And The Argonauts, and not one of them in it is Greek, they're all talking with American and English accents, and Hercules looks like a greengrocer Woke rubbish

Irish libraries need to move with the times instead of always lagging behind current trends.

Always nice to see the US government clearly stating their opposition to opposing fascism Why even hide it linguistically at this point

Wow, a talking Pomeranian

Nigel Farage *NEVER* used to have any issue being photographed outside the front of his own home. It’s all concocted nonsense from him now!

the Talmud really is “the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate”

God tier biscuit, OF COURSE everyone loves them... ...but have our American friends tried the regular digestive with cheese?

Kash Patel proud to announce he has found the lettuce spreading diarrhea in the US

Oh so the Burnham thing is them turning labour off and on again? I understand now.

If you hate Miller with a sickness, enjoy this thread

A year long plan to become prime minister that seems to have been wholly untroubled by questions like 'why is there a looming vacancy?'

What the hell were you doing with a needle near a haystack anyway? Get a new needle. They’re cheap

Ah yes Blue sky app designers and other sexual deviants, yes, please do make your app flip back to the top of the loaded timeline when my battery percentage drops below some arbitrary limit, that's incredibly helpful and metal of you, you bellends

My four year old was asking me today about what I did with Grandma on days when it was too hot or too smoky to play outside, and. Oof

This day in history. 1439. In response to the Black Death king Henry VI banned kissing in England. "Go straight to third base," he said, "you're all going to die anyway."

Is it good when the sun looks like this

You've been murdered; who do you want on the case?

"I'd kill for my child" okay but would you put aside your preconceived notions of gender or sexuality for your child? would you apologize to your child when you're wrong? would you tell your child they can be whoever they want to be, and mean it? your child doesn't need more killing in their name

One unexpected treat from the ongoing American lettuce based shitmageddon: they buy 'kits' so they can 'make a salad' by opening a bag of crisps and dumping them onto the dullest salad imaginable Enjoy your scampi and lemon salad, lads

Burnham says that stopping the infighting that has bedevilled the Labour Party will be one of his priorities as leader. My brother in Christ, you just overthrew and ousted your predecessor.

lets keep things in perspective here

Doctors say that cyclospora can cause explosive diarrhea. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and brings raccoon penises home for "further study" says that cyclospora cures autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Take your pile of winnings and get out

The 1.5GB Android update. I do not want any of those features.

Semantic search in a field for license plates kind of gives the game away. No wonder this company calls the people who destroy its cameras “terrorists”

Lollllllllll

The Argentinian player that scored the 1st goal against England, is the same one that uploaded a social media video of himself singing racist and transphobic songs about Black French players. The transphobia was included to insult Kylian Mbappé, and to isolate trans people from public life.

The Luddites loved technology. They owned looms at home and would ‘mod’ them to count threads. Their battle was against worker exploitation. The degradation of their rights, safety and wages. They were against a handful of rich businessmen owning the means of production. Sound familiar?

The Talibanisation of the British Army will continue until morale improves, insha'Allah (For the benefit of any recent brain donors, this is what we doctors call a Joke)

This is not great publicity for Lidl. "The Federal Monuments Office said the remains of the camp were “not sufficient to warrant protected monument status." www.jpost.com/diaspora/ant...

I think they're making a subtle self aware joke about the flavour void of this... thing Irony/sarcasm so hard to do online and causes so many missed meanings

These can roll past silently but catch in your head for a hundred different reasons Today's includes a horrible dark irony

I wonder what's going to be the most offensive place someone puts one of these in order to diss him