Due to the increased cost of eating out, ‘69’ shall now be known as ‘96’

NEW: @wired.com has ID’d a number of the masked paramilitary agents in the exceedingly violent unit surrounding Greg Bovino that formed the leading edge of the invading force the federal government sent to Chicago last fall; @awinston.bsky.social and @regret.bsky.social have the story.

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hold up, they really they sent whitey back to the moon on gil scott-heron's birthday?! who's writing this shit?

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

i'm so sorry we've sent these souls to the moon and they're using outlook?

This is far less exceptional than many Brits will take it to be. Heard this shit before and exploded

The only good April Fools joke was when a library posted a headline saying “Study Shows Literacy Problems BC People Reply To Articles They Didn’t Read” When you clicked the link “lol April Fools there is no article. Tell no one” Then people who had not clicked the link argued about literacy all day.

Please, please, please, just let *one* Reform MP see this and take it seriously on the socials.

Dear IRGC, could you do Thiel and Karp first please? Nobody likes those guys

For more information please reread. Love from @scarfolk.bsky.social Thanks for this classic, @richardlittler.bsky.social

America's International reputation metaphor of the day 1960s vs 2026

Americans: you need this

Glad to see this statement about the awful new death penalty bill passed in Israel. Made worse by the ongoing killing of palestinians in the West Bank by Israeli settlers with no legal consequences.

Real North Korea shit here.

This is Apartheid. It's morally disgusting - and comes at the same time as Israel is committing an ongoing genocide. To see the Labour Government defend Israel repeatedly will horrify the British public - it cannot go on like this.

Israel has passed the death penalty solely for Palestinians, enforced through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. Israeli Minister Ben Gvir popped champagne. The Israeli government is raising a toast to genocidal apartheid. The UK government is arming and funding it.

Love this account. The truth bombs that blow up egos, doubtless exemplified as per below

Every. Goddamn. Company.

The Doctor's union should offer Sir Keir an appointment to negotiate but the soonest they can see him is 6 weeks then with 2 weeks to go reschedule for another 6 weeks then in the meeting say he needs to walk more & refer him to an outsourced service to get a referral for a physio in another 8 weeks

Musk is incredibly full of shit, and we'd all be a lot better off if the tech press and Wall Street critically analyzed his bullshit like this rather than just breathlessly reporting his unworkable claims as "wow what a bold visionary." #TeslaTakedown

Even by the standards of the day this is deranged stuff "He didn't answer his phone quickly enough so we pink misted him and moved onto number 2, who unfortunately was in the car with #1"

The origins (sometimes existence of) the Israeli Bomb, plus the treatment of Vanunu, seems to do in the heads of younger folks All true And the parents of modern Israel? Mostly ex-terrorists

Sometimes, the system works.

Nobody told me this was a fucking horror movie

Has exact same mass of cocoa as in an original recipe & size Cadbury Mini Egg

A USAF B-52 bomber loaded up with bombs, being refueled by a USAF tanker, on its way to Iran. Geolocated over Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia doesn't have to let this happen. They could close their airspace to US offensive action at any time!

3/4 Feeds can have Likes and Pins, and only Likes are measured. Why? With my 3rd-party feed builder, I can see total views, but not posts with the most engagement. Point being, there are a lot of Feed admins who’ve worked hard and I don’t think we’ve been asked what features we’d like to see.

Not a fan of Attie, the new AI-based feed creator by the Bluesky team. I’ve spent almost 3 years on this platform inviting and approving artists to be SciArt Feed contributors, and promoting the Feed. During the beta, I invited some of the most popular artists and scientists to Bluesky. 1/4

I've expressed anti AI sentiments on here plenty before, never been added to any lists. Blocked @attie.ai and immediately on a list for it. Curious. Some of you people love the taste of shoe leather huh

Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:

People continue to be wrong about which asparagus is to be eaten

You can criticise Goodwin all you like, but he now has one of the bestselling fiction books in the country.

Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey

try and imagine a bigger W as an academic

Her grin knowing how this arrest looks (Published in The Atlantic today)

My queen today

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

Russia just saves them typing out the coordinates

Red Bull’s ServusTV is the GB News of the European far-right and home to the kind of conspiracy theory and hate which should concern fans’ groups such as @lufctrust.com and @marchingout.bsky.social #lufc

The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.

Photo credit: Connor Sheets/LA Times

The only factors of 413,793 are 1, 3, 9, 23, 1999, 45977, 137931 and 413,793. So how are these KitKats packaged? 1999 boxes, each containing 23 bars? This is nonsense packaging, and I won't have it. I'm GLAD they got nicked.

Matt Goodwin, Monday morning:

There's having a brass neck and then there’s whatever this is from Boris Johnson

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying