The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

genuinely remarkable how steady the flow of benefits has been to Ru as this thing has unfolded www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/u...

Spider Dance!

If “fifteen” was the (brilliant) answer, then what was the question? Strongly suggest you click through to this post to find out…

Behind Keir Starmer's white knighting and bragging his record as DPP is appalling. He was a hanging judge with his night courts after the riots. His CPS reforms effectively deciminalised rape. He strips rights from trans women and girls, now stripping jury trials which impacts everyone inc women.

There a moments as a journalist working in Westminster that stick with you, this will be one of them. This is so extremely brave, and a reminder that the epidemic of violence against women and girls affects every part of our society. Nothing but respect for Charlotte for sharing this.

We've got the U.S. government just outright lying about escorting an oil tanker through Hormuz but the market responding positively anyway. When this all hits, it's gonna hit so much harder because we're totally unprepared. www.cnbc.com/2026/03/10/c...

If anyone can name me a better satirist in Britain today than Mr. Morris, I’d be eternally and most gratefully obliged.

The special relationship is between the USA and Israel

Entirely understandable that 1 in 6 of those polled would have said Trump deserved Nobel peace prize more than Gerry Adams, when you consider that the former leader of the provisional IRA hasn’t so far managed to stop eight and a half wars.

‘Liddle Marco’

Yeah, nice try, David, but you're fooling no one! It's as plain as day that both of these columns are mere 'skits' by the ever brilliant @mrhenrymorris.substack.com

That every other panel member sat there looking meek & stoney-faced and didn't even attempt to interject and make argument with George tells you everything you need to know about how right @georgemonbiot.bsky.social is in everything he says here. Every one of them knows he's bang on the money.

Couldn't trace this back to a definitive creator, but: Epicurus all the way, bro

Great to see those 90s Hi-NRG ads making a comeback! Such fun!

Special envoy for the shield

Question: How is it possible to have a grasp of English to an A-level standard if you’ve already thrown your dictionary away?

She flushed that #2 clean away.

LinkedIn has still got the juice, gang. It's bum juice, but it's juice nonetheless.

First rule of comms, don't repeat the ac.....oh you already have

‘If we can’t force you to leave our country, Mr. Yusuf, then we shall jolly well just have to “encourage you” to leave’

‘If we can’t force you to leave our country, Ms. Braverman, then we shall jolly well just have to “encourage you” to leave’

‘If we can’t force you to leave our country, Mr. Zahawi, then we shall jolly well just have to “encourage you” to leave’

Your daily reminder to never Nick Candy. Especially from a baby.

Your daily reminder:

Just me?

That this *isn’t* Matt Goodwin entering Parliament should be the best thing about this picture. But what’s actually the best thing is that it’s simply the most devine reminder that hope really is possible. #HannahSpencer

“every single member”

Just 47.6% turnout in Gorton & Denton, despite all the publicity surrounding such a high profile by election. What makes over half of the electorate just hand over responsibility for selecting their MP to others? I bet they're the first to complain when there's a problem. I just don't understand it

Despite being continually accused of not integrating, Muslims have voted in numbers, and against a party with a Muslim Home Sec whose immigration policies and actions regarding Gaza they strongly opposed.Instead they found common value with a white British woman who spoke to them locally and beyond.

Charmless sore loser

#AccidentalPartridge @accidentalp.bsky.social

Was this “totally unregulated sexual economy” in the room with you right then, Danny? Pray, do tell, Danny boy. Do tell.

Former Mail on Sunday editor would like us all to know that he was always totally comfortable operating at the very grubbiest* end of “journalism” *Very grubby, just not quite as grubby as actual ‘phone hacking’.

Thank goodness for ‘brave faces’ and ‘recycled dresses from 2019’. Whatever would we do without them? However would we cope?

Yep! But, who called it better? The Times were happy for it to have been thought of as ‘some’ “bad luck”.

So was this , but funny as f**k 🤣.

Gmail are accessing private messages 🫠 This is how to stop that, screenshot the steps to follow.

first time i "toured" a home on zillow, i thought it was the most beautiful home i'd seen in my life. i dreamt of one day living in such a home. after four years of browsing zillow, that home looks normal and boring. comparison is really the thief of joy.

Highly doubtful Watters is in any way aware that ‘panem et circenses’ was actually Juvenal’s satirical rally cry to the peasants, to become more engaged with politics and to understand their rulers attempts to appease the masses with ‘bread and circuses’.

Don’t know why I bothered thinking ‘maybe the copy isn’t as bad as the headline’. He’s long since lost the right to the benefit of the doubt. And he’s not the only one.