Janelle Monáe is on her way! #Metgala

You’ve got your #deathnote in my #goodomens !!! Aziraphale definitely has it in his shop next to the Necronomicon in Martha Stewart’s section. Also? JOIN MY PATREON! link in bio. *shudders* i hate marketing but ya gotta do it time to time.

You can improve my finances if you want to, though. Still with the plumbing. ko-fi.com/karidru

€35 dental insurance bill will be debited from account today and €63 transit pass will be debited tomorrow. that’s €98 needed as soon as possible if anyone is able to help me with that! also need food since all i have is rice and corn 🙂‍↕️ V - @permanentalien C - $permanentalien PP - @AlyssumBorges

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JANELLE. YESSSS.

is your bespoke tabletop combat system even complete without rules for headbutting? how are you meant to properly flirt with the villainess if you can't headbutt her? do your helms even provide bonuses to headbutting? swordfighting just isn't swordfighting if you can't headbutt your opponent.

So i recieved bad news about our dog Charlie today and it looks like his liver levels still aren't good, so the next steps are an ultrasound The total costs are around 1200 but I want get as close to 1000 as possible, so if anyone can share or donate, please do ko-fi.com/mahnah/goal?...

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Verses on Obi Wan (threade) Ther was a beardid man, an oolde EREMITE, Who knew the crafte of armes more than a lite; He lovid the Force syn he a youngling was, And eek trouthe and honour, and kickinge arse. Ful worthy was he in the auncient werres, For in thos tymes he foughte on manye sterres:

Videos of Hudson on the Met Gala green carpet!

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🚨BREAKING: On behalf of Equal Ground Education Fund and Florida voters, my law firm has sued to block Florida's new illegal and unconstitutional congressional map. www.democracydocket.com/cases/florid...

reposting this since i have a dental appointment this thurs that will set me back about 450 bucks. work will hopefully pick up for me as i get closer to june, and i am still job hunting - i have an appt with a car/eer counselor tomorrow, so that's exciting!! thanks for your support 🥰

2026 Locus Awards Emcees Sarah Gailey & Maggie Tokuda-Hall locusmag.com/2026/05...

Found Izzy's 'one more song'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-FL...

For the past fifty years or so, state bars have exempted themselves from civil rights statutes. And if you guessed the reason was racism you'd be right! Let's talk about the sinister history of the bar exam. THREAD.

Hey friends! I promised a long time ago so here I am keeping my promise: In May, I’m gonna launch a frames project to do the Calypso’s Birthday kiss! My YOFT cocaptains are gonna help out. Soon we’ll have more info for you with regard to timelines, and an account to follow for updates.

Secretary Rollins made claims that SNAP beneficiaries were also driving luxury cars, citing an anonymous state. She doesn't cite the source, but it's from a "report" by a rightwing lobbying group that refuses to provide any data or methodology to substantiate their claims

This book is on sale in ebook for $1.99 or local equivalent in (most?) markets! us.macmillan.com/books/978076... It's an epic fantasy about a messenger from the gods of the Eternal Sky assembling a ragtag bang of adventurers to fight a world-threatening evil. Also, she's a horse.

For anyone in Sydney & who's interested in a night (or two) of stand up comedy from up & coming trans, gender diverse, queer comedians, do I have the show for you! May 14/15, Enmore Theatre. I'll be there, giving it my best just-under-five-minutes shot! www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/trans-...

You hear them moving, then you take the lid off and they rear up at you, snapping. You have to firmly pinch a claw shut while you bite through the brain-pod. Delicious, but a little scary at first!

#ofmdMerMay #mermay #gentlebeard #merstede

Name a person who should have a biopic: Tibor Rubin, a Jew and a concentration camp survivor, became a US citizen, joined the Army, went to Korea, ended up in a POW camp from which he ESCAPED MULTIPLE TIMES & RETURNED to bring food to his fellow prisoners, didn't get his Medal of Honor until 2005 -

Thank you all for your kind words and hugs earlier, I love you all 🫂🤎

About $1600 to go and today is the last day Authors include: Adrian Tchaikovsky, Eric Shanower, Helen Glynn Jones, Patrick Barb, Ernie Chiara, Dennis K. Crosby, J.R. Dawson, Jendia Gammon, Nicole Field, Vincent V. Cava, and Jeannie Warner.

Even without the community and journalistuc work she does this would be an achievable goal to keep a sister housed, but Juno does so much that whatever we can do to help would be amazing.

Pouring one out (and by one I mean a big coffee-snob coffee with fresh ground beans etc) and he would have insisted on this song Phiil, you gave me a place to live, a listening ear and a lot of cigarettes and I'll miss you forever bro www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRGW...

Another dear friend of mine passed away yesterday Waiting on cause and all This is such bullshit

WATCH: The DOJ quietly closed 23,000+ criminal cases in the first six months of the second Trump administration, abandoning hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime, drugs and other offenses as it shifted resources to pursue immigration cases. Full story: propub.li/4tHp2Wd

Only need $50 now. Thats only 1 commission. Appointment is on Wednesday!

The U.S. Air Force has finished modifying and testing a Boeing 747 jet donated by Qatar for temporary use as Air Force One and expects to have it ready for President Trump to use this summer. n.pr/4n0cMgY

Patti Smith last night.

My Hayley shirts are my favourite shirts. (They also happen to be my kid's favourite shirts considering they keep stealing them from me)

Seek & Destroy, off their 1983 debut album Kill 'Em All I was 7 that year, so didn't become a fan for a little while lol, but still...they sound so young :')

It's gonna be... a beautiful day to join a union

How goblin am I this morning? Well, I'm eating instant stuffing spread on a tortilla.

and on a lighter note www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZa...

I NEVER DIED, SAYS HE www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwQY...

BUT WHEN I AM IN HEAVEN I WILL REMEMBER YOUR MOUTH, AND WHEN YOU ROAST DOWN IN HELL I THINK YOU WILL REMEMBER MINE -Tamsyn Muir, _Harrow the Ninth_ one of those sentences that lives rent free in my head

Doing a re-read of skrifores' "Done Deal" for porn reasons and somehow I had forgotten that chapter 9 is one of the most exquisitely heartbreaking chapters of anything I have ever read, ever my heart 😭 archiveofourown.org/works/416229...

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It's science fantasy summer!! @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social shouts out 21 YA SFF books for reading on the beach this May and June. These island resorts and cheerleading teams have a touch of the sinister 📖

*New* Taika in NYC

Attached to a bill cutting SNAP. So… sure, you can buy a hot chicken with SNAP, if you can get any SNAP money at all 🥴