"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

the worst part of having a sandwich is when you've eaten it and you miss the sandwich you just ate

The only apology I will accept

If you're at Thought Bubble today, go and see my pal @ivosspace.bsky.social and buy our graphic novel, Gore! It's got Victorian urchins and buckets of blood.

claudia <3 #iwtv #iwtvfanart #interviewwiththevampire #thevampireclaudia

I may have calmed down about him a bit but I still think about that old man daily

my contribution to the #Frankenstein yuri agenda

GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study in MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically LONGER than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.

Watching an auction and the sheer thrill of watching two Harry Potter lots marked 'pass' 🎉

i think lestat is non binary in a "my gender is whatever makes you gay if you're attracted to me" sort of way

Proposing a new Frenchie Friday

Fetch me the melon baller, I tire of my vision.

OFMD where everything else is the same but there are "Is It Cake" moments interspersed throughout 🔪🎂

Best day ever because I get to post the COVER REVEAL for my amazing CP @danaiwrites.bsky.social's sapphic fantasy VILE LADY VILLAINS! Cover artist: Audrey Benjaminsen Publisher: Penguin Michael Joseph Pub date: April 02, 2026 Preorder: www.penguin.co.uk/bo... To retell is to rebel 🔪🩸👀

Frankenstein (2025)

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Illustration for the Castlevania Piano Collection vinyl

I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.

Floating leaf. Gracias @realgdt.bsky.social 🍁

Frankenstein spoilers

@asisherright.bsky.social your thoughts fellow queen of smells?

The artists for this calendar create gorgeous slices of life. Like @neopessimist.bsky.social A Year of Belonging, a calendar for charity. Pre-order through November 19! yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com (Showcasing some of their OTHER artworks here.)

London pirate and vampire enthusiasts HMU to go to the exhibition together ❤️❤️❤️

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" The gap in my resume:

a bright young reporter with a point of view #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #armandaniel

Eating a cookie the d size of my face and chain smoking

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:

The greatest gift you can give your family upon retirement is to get your affairs in order. File your bank, housing, and insurance stuff. Prepay a cremation, grant lasting power of attorney, get meaningful photos together. And then write down and tell everyone your plans! Save them years of therapy!

Once again had to explain the concept of a closed door to my beloved cleaner who wants nothing more than to chat. I'm on the phone with a solicitor about death shit! You can hear me on the phone through the door! You are lovely but have no concept of basic boundaries! 😭😭😭 On my last nerve

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

Foaming at the mouth

Realised I wrote a couple of fics for zines last year and forgot to post them to AO3, so, well, here they are. Sprizzy, of course… #ofmdfanfic #sprizzy archiveofourown.org/works/74094011

variety.com/2025/film/ne... Adele to Make Acting Debut in Tom Ford's 'Cry to Heaven'

like honey on your tongue #iwtv

Need 2-3 business days to recover from an everything shower.

Dream storyline for the new Jumanji is that there's a glitch in the game that turns friendly NPC Nigel evil. This is how we get Rhys Darby as a sexy villain 🙂‍↕️

📢 Today marks #ThxBirthControl Day! At a time when fearmongering about birth control is at an all time high, let's remember there are endless reasons someone may need access to contraception. 🧡 Birth control is safe, effective and our right!

What are you even doing if this isn't your relationship with your mum?

this is how I feel about Interview with the Vampire too -- you can absolutely watch it as a smartly written, well acted, atmospheric, tonally ambitious drama asking searching philosophical questions. If you ALSO want/enjoy queer mess, it serves up heaping helpings of that too (complimentary)

Fucked up my hrt this week and please know that a healthy dose of estrogen is the paper thin wrapper around the sanity of a lot of humans on earth. Hormones are AMAZING and terrifying and everyone deserves hormones of their choice for free in a happy meal

Guys I think I downloaded the wrong Frankenstein movie

Anyone who is a big fan of grucks will be sat with popcorn for March 🎉🎉🎉

I liked vampires before this movie… But this one definitely altered my brain chemistry

1916 was an insanely goated year for party dresses, I gotta make one of these eventually

Subtitles that read [Speaking french] or [Speaking foreign language] are less helpful than if you had no subtitles

my boyfriend and i discussing the possible transgender allegories relating to the creature and elizabeth after watching frankenstein