Spouse made me a vegan stir fry and literally i moaned. Not that mums food isn't tasty it's more that coleslaw is the only vegetable and she would blanche if I tried to cook in HER kitchen

Heated Piracy is streaming on youtube now! :) <3 #ConONeill #SambaSchutte #HeatedPiracy www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py--...

Easiest 'hear me out' ever

Chanting TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH I love vampire teeth ( Available soon )

Going back to London. In dire need of a cuppa and being surrounded by people who won't attempt cheerful small talk for every minor interaction.

Izzy has spoken 😂❤️ #ConONeill #SambaSchutte #HeatedPiracy

“Things are heating up between Amelia and Hudson Williams 👀” via theacademy

NEW 📸 • Domhnall Gleeson at the 98th Annual Academy Awards! #Oscars

The longer E! News interview with Hudson at the #Oscars

It's that time again

There’s petty and then there’s ✨opera petty✨ 😂

Happy Ides of March.

dick from a guy whose sketchbook inclines you to believe he's unmedicated

Okay so my mum just made dad a cuppa by microwaving iced tea and

Not just lilies 1/2 Plants Poisonous to Cats:  www.bluecross.org.uk/advice/cat/h...

i like when newborn babies have eyes that sorta hint theyre reincarnated 10,000 year old beings horrified to be reborn into such soft and tiny bodies

We need to bring back rich art patrons who will feed and house us for the joy of witnessing our creative process and trotting us out to entertain their friends at parties

Afternoon tea - 18x24” acrylic on canvas. Available.

It was a mistake to leave me unsupervised.

Well, that wasn't inspirational

Packing up time (it takes me a couple days, have to pace it). Don't want to leave because I want to keep looking after mum who needs someone to remind her not to hurt herself looking after dad. She's already injured her leg and I bullied her into a doctor's appt. 🧵

This caption is killing me.

So overstimulated. Need to be face down in a cat in silence for one calendar week.

gonna start telling manhattan men in powder blue button downs and quarter zips I like their "cute businessmen costumes", will report back

I need her canine teeth in the side of my neck

Fuck it, let’s cross stitch

Getting matching tattoos with one of my high school BFFs and then going to eat a stupid amount of tacos

things i send in the gc to @disastershipblonde.bsky.social and @lonelygingerpies.bsky.social

The hotel is playing mariachi covers of popular songs piped into the court yard past 10pm and

When you meet another European in America but they clock you're British

Event with Kristian! :) <3 #KristianNairn

Hello I am here to inform everyone that I am now the proud owner of THE Dubai sofa from Interview With The Vampire, which one Eric Bogosian spent a lot of time on. It's been to New Orleans, Prague, Ireland, and now Scotland. I love it. And yes, it's literally that one.

I just wanna watch Poirot for free on Public TV like I used to. . .no app, no portals. . .no username or password. . .

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

cherry blossom snacks 🌸🍙🍡

Anyway timmy wonka can get fucked, go see a production of Manon and feel a real emotion

ok now what

Dad gets up to watch chain saw repair on YouTube at 530 and mum watches action movies until an hour past my bedtime and they are both a lil HOH now... I'm so overstimulated rn I need a week in a floatation tank to recover 😫

Queen Anne's crew :)) <3:

could be a nothing burger...but it could also be an everything bagel

gb fucking as izzy watches them the way your dog does it

bandcamp Friday ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️