The way he yanks Lucius here. He could jerk me around like a fucking rag doll. I'd be satisfied. I like them bossy.

I love fics where Ed and Izzy have like 3+ kids. Like Ed would be the type of try and baby trap Izzy like that. Izzy would be the type to let it keep happening.

"They never even met/appeared on screen together--" doesn't matter

Hornigold 'teaching' Izzy how to evade capture, but it's just an excuse to snatch him up and pin him down and enjoy his feeble struggles. "I do believe you're getting stronger," he lies, lyingly.

Behind the scenes pic of Telstar (2008) #ConONeill #Telstar Con and his lil' bottle 😭❤️

My favorite OFMD ship had to come out to play for this one! #OurFlagThinksSpring

Izzy just has like a meh reaction to all the colorful, pretty insects Stede shows him, but as soon as Stede is scooping up a massive spider Izzy is inching over like "Oh? 🥺 who's... uh... who's this little fella... 🥺"

#FergusonFriday I love you, cranky little smoko man 🥺

Conito bonito of the day... day 412 handsome af

A clip from Being Billy posted on insta 😭 #ConONeill #BeingBilly

he couldn't be hotter

A bit of smut of them? #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #edizzy #izzyhands

gb fucking as izzy watches them the way your dog does it

Conathan in Margot (2009) ❤️ :) #ConONeill #Margot

Conito bonito of the day... day 410 that smile omg 🥹

It may be March but I'm back from my depression spiral & house move My new house isn't set up but I don't care Xmas Izzy Gangbang is Back!!!!

a piece of art

fuck he's sexy

Imagine: Newly developed Steddyhands, Izzy's on edge about being seen as just the captain's bed warmer because that's what Hornigold made him be Some angst & comfort maybe?

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️Con and Samba 🕯️ 🕯️kissing with tongue 🕯️ 🕯️at cooking class🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Con in Criminal Justice (2008) 😍❤️ #ConONeill #CriminalJustice

You all noticed the swallow fin, right??? You all know Ducko is brilliant, right???

Conito bonito of the day... day 411

Reminder that I am still doing this! I'm still writing the last day, the Izzy/crew gangbang Xmas special!!! I'll post a link to what I've already written in the comments & then continue under here. There are like 13 parts & I've written 6 of them 😅 (Pete's part really got away from me)

Thank you #GLAADHonors for having me to celebrate diverse LGBTQ Leaders and celebrate #Pluribus #GLAADAwards nomination🫶 And thank you Con for being my date. Have you joined our baking class?❤️‍🔥🏴‍☠️ #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

This one in full is perfection! 😍❤️

Also forgot to flood this

nothing i love more than putting izzy in Situations as i'm working on another izzituations sketch zine, i'm thinking of the 3 i've done already, and the covers for those were fun to draw 😚

Rizzy people you need to reveal the secret to your constant blessings

ed and izzy are kissing through the gloryhole

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

I bought the Blu-ray of Con's brilliant film Telstar (2008) and I wish this deleted scene with Joe's longer backstory and his boyfriend Lional was in the movie :). Con is such a cute babygirl 😍😭🥺! Also notice Nick Moran as Alex Meek, Joe's brother at the beginning :) #ConONeill #Telstar #NickMoran

s1 izzy hands like:

today ed is fisting izzy but he’s kept his wedding band on. your choice who he’s married to :)

Happy 4th OFMD anniversary!! To avoid getting mushy and sentimental on main here's some cjizzy porn from the early days! 💗💗💗

Calico Jacques has a friend ✨️😌 a lover, even 🙂‍↕️ #ofmdfanart #izzyhands #izzyhandsfanart #cjizzy

Conito and Nick Moran during filming Telstar (2008) 😍❤️ #ConONeill #NickMoran #Telstar

hahaha guys nooo omg 👁️🫦👁️

edizzy should have been weirder in public

Conito bonito of the day... day 408

1715 tumblr discourse: is it ethical to compose RPF about Blackbeard and his weird little freak?

He's so beautiful! 😍🥰❤️ (Con in Ordinary Lies 2016) #ConONeill #OrdinaryLies

Not me complaining about drawing too much body hair lately & continuing to torment myself nevertheless 😂 I made a colored version on nice paper - anyone interested if I make pirate pal mutual aid charity prints of this and a raffle for the original drawing? #ofmd #ofmdart #IzzyHands

Conito bonito of the day... day 409 beautiful view

Oh god this is a Sprizzy (or even JimIzzy) situation... Izzy sees a picture of himself and Lucius together. It should be cute, but when did Izzy get *old*? He looks at Lucius' dark hair and unlined face and feels such shame. However he'd felt about Ben back then, he knows now that Ben was taking +

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love Cononíl

Edward fucking Izzy Hands or whatever we were saying.

Izzy Hands <3