thinking about izzy's little cushion for when he had to sit on a canon

Ed pulling Izzy into his lap, and he immediately regrets it a little because Izzy's flat ass is so bony and stabbing into his thighs, but he isn't going to say anything about that.

the steddyhands in my mind right now: izzy squished between ed and stede. they are giggling and groping him mercilessly. izzy is growling but he isn't stopping them

Conito bonito of the day... day 363

ppl see them and ed’s cute little arm candy outfit assume that izzy is ed’s sugar daddy but rlly he is making that old man scream

I like to think of their different managerial styles. Buttons is ofc the gentle parenting approach, water off a ducks back etc. Izzy is sensitive and delicate like a temperamental flower, and this sometimes invites pitying cooperation. Auntie is playing 4D chess, she is toying with her prey

Zheng struggling to relate when crew complain about Izzy. She has never met this grumpy hard ass everyone keeps referring to. Mr. Hands is only ever a delight with her. A bit of an intense weirdo, but mostly fine. Zheng starts to be like "Maybe you guys just need to get to work :/"

“aha! this will keep him away from my man!” izzy thinks to himself while actively pushing ed towards stede

and that's why steddyhands

Izzy ' only date men who look like prey animals' hands

Izzy bites Stede for the first time, a clear sign of approval and affection in the Izzy Hands species, and Stede screams like an animal stuck in a trap

Conito bonito of the day... day 364

Some much-needed friend time last night with my loves @caribbeancrocs.bsky.social (to whom the 10 cm trio belongs), @sarajo13.bsky.social, and @guobia.bsky.social. 🖤 The boys wore their new lewks from #HausofHands! (Attn @disastershipblonde.bsky.social & @imrights.bsky.social ) #dollposting 🧵1/5

benjamin hornigold would absolutely destroy this sassy bitch

izzy hands in lace lingerie send post

continuing this thought, i also can't understand 'izzy is so cheeky and ed is so merciful it's wrong'. not mentioning it's okay to critisize your employer especially if you're close partners with almost similar power and know each other for many years and it's you who actually provides your employee

jack would carry izzy in his arms and treat him like a princess serving patiently & eating his pussy instead of breakfast

Pirate in a need of a hug and a cuddle 😭❤️ #IzzyHands #ConONeill

condiser edizzy but radio!au. ed is a famous radio host and izzy is his producer/manager. jack is also their frequent guest and together they bring audience to tears from laugh because of their cool stories, fart jokes and teasing. but then stede appears, their main competitor, whose style of the

Walk walk, fashion baby~ The shirts from @disastershipblonde.bsky.social arrived, and I love theeeem 💜 They look amazing! Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social

have you guys ever took bdsm test??? bdsmtest.org/select-mode these are my results and no im not sorry

in the witcher Zireael means 'a swallow' which sounds very much alike Israel who happens to have a swallow tattoo on his neck...

a clown, his hot goth girlfriend and his grumpy middle manager boyfriend. steddyhands real 😌 Little Ed, Little Stede, Little Izzy by @imrights.bsky.social #dollposting

spanish jackie pegging izzy is a real blast. he should have been her fav toy-husby, it's just win-win

(in the idealized version of this scenario, izzy is watching this play out and knows that ed will not survive being the one to kill stede, so he jumps in to push stede out of the way and takes the sword meant for him. izzy survives and this all ends up as steddyhands somehow)

I saw Nolly 2023 for the first time, enjoyed it immensely! :) ❤ #ConONeill #Nolly

Antis are always like "Um actually, your ship is ONLY a narrative foil, their arcs are only entwined with their opposing goals, their connection, & narratively linked themes. They can never be together & they’re doomed by the narrative." as if it's not the hottest sort of pairing

An agreeable boy gets a treat.

one thing about ed is he loves to collect fussy, bitchy, gay little guys

BABY'S FIRST TRIP ✨️ @umulata.bsky.social look at our son, I'm so proud :") 💕 #izzyhands

Ed waking up in the middle of the night to an empty bed and entering a full panic spiral about how he's unlovable and going to be alone forever now, until Izzy comes back from the bathroom and calms him down.

edizzy

"We've been a fortnight aboard the Revenge..."

Conito bonito of the day... day 362

Conito bonito of the day... day 361

CJ turns to Izzy one night at the Republic and tells him this, 'Baby, your tits are too nice for this, we gotta turn you life around or something'

Call him ranch ‘cause he be dressing 👟👖⭐️

FLOOD CW: DJ

i wish i could be more intimidating 'cause sometimes being anti-intimidating is hard 😔 i'm about 5'3" and look like a 12 yo boy since i'm pre-op and pre-testo transmasc so strangers treat me with no respect at all and it was hard to get the job/to get respect and be perceived as an serious adult

Conito in Queens :) <3 #ConONeill

well :)

:))

i adore both versions with edizzy as divorced husbands who used to fuck a lot (even if they didn't think about it as love and romance) and had happier times so izzy's hatred towards stede is all about jealousy and resentment because his dear ex partner leaves him

Stede being an utter moron AND being an alluring siren leading men to their doom AND driving everyone around him mad and murderous without trying. Also, a nice mix of silliness with shoujo melodrama... oh those poor boys and men having their hearts crushed by someone so cold (or so stupid)

The Revenge sails into colder waters, Wee John knits everybody a cardigan, Izzy's is a little too big so he's got sweater paws

idk how you are but when i see izzy i feel the urge to hold him tight like moma jaguar her cub and lick him likewise with a rough tongue against the fur, persistently but carefully

Hornigold has been drinking and summons Izzy to his cabin. The captain is red in the face, uncharacteristically emotional. When Izzy reports for orders, he finds himself enfolded in Hornigold’s iron arms, clutched like a long-lost sweetheart. “My Sam! I knew it. I knew you didn’t drown. Dear Sam…”

btw i'd be very glad to hear your recommendations (and self-recs are definitely welcome !!!) with horny twitter or bsky fics. any ship with izzy <3

i admire all talented artists visualising so beautifully and realistically our dreams so we can imagine how it would be like. to actually see it. i thought about it looking at Megaducko's gorgeous CJizzy art btw