ed truly would have such a thing for being the partner that stede treats all sweet and gentle right after being sadistic and cold as hell. he’s special <3 (meanwhile izzy, orgasmically blissed out, is in his own mind like he would never hurt ed like that,, i am special <3)

Conito bonito of the day... day 395 💘

hannigram!

⭐️🐚Baby Zaundads (Zaunbabies?) and their first trip to the sea! For a valentine's exchange with the roundest and most talented seal ever @gladiadelmarre.bsky.social 🐚⭐️ #zaundads #vanco #silcoarcane #vanderarcane

Heaven and Hell. #art #painting #watercolor #mixedmedia

from hell's heart I post at thee

He looks so amazing I need drawing him #OFMD #izzyhands

Year of the Horse

well if ned is already down there.... #gentlefiddle #ofmdnsfw

This beta reader scam user @josephhbeta.bsky.social blocked me, but I reported the account for scamming first. Feel free to also report. Here's his new AI generated promo post.

🎶 The first thing you learn is how far you can go with no gas in the tank / And the next thing you learn is how cold it can get at night 🎶 Very cold boys if you ask me... but wow, what a joyful and beautiful performance. This whole album rules.

i think that everyone who loves amc’s the terror should listen to the mountain goats’ through this fire across from peter balkan

Obviously I don't expect anyone to take randos up on unsolicited offers, but this is fake. The profile only contains an AI generated video testimonial. One way you can tell it's fake is that the accent changes from American to British halfway through. 🙄

Please enjoy this tiny Ursula who is here to curse your day and turn you into a shriveled husk of your former self. I mean I've been a shrived husk for years and really it's not that bad.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

stede is so lucky that blackbeard's first mate is a dumbass

🕯️🕯️ Con & Samba cooking class 🕯️🕯️

Conito in Class (2016), a Doctor Who spin-off :) <3 #ConONeill #Class

To celebrate Lunar New Year, the Puzzle Horse scarf is 26% off with code YEAROFTHEHORSE. Enjoy! ♥️ logandria.com/collections/...

so this new job is not working out in the long run, and I'm getting rly desperate 🙏🏽 I have bills to pay idk how or where I'm going to live and anxiety is through the roof, so ANY help you can send I'll deeply appreciate it 🙏🏽 if you do reply to this and I'll make you a lil wallpaper edit of your fave

Looking incredible!

PASTA FLOOD

I have a few Izzy prints left, and I'll add handpainted gold details to them for the craft fair, so if you missed these before, they're looking for a new home soon! #ofmd #ofmdart #IzzyHands

SIGH i still can't get myself back into gay pirates anymore but i feel happy to see so many people still keep fandom alive....i don't think i reposted a lot of my previous stuff here for it before but here's a couple of the things i like still

Full fic of this concept now posted! Thanks to @violetsmith.bsky.social for letting me run with the idea! Saltwater, Sweetbriar - Rated E, Alpha Izzy/Omega Hornigold, ~4.3K words archiveofourown.org/works/79705651

Monkey

hey i got a room booked for tonight and tomorrow and i am at my hotel but they have a $100 deposit that wasn't listed when i booked this room and i am $52 short from what i need to be able to pay the fee :\

May we go back to sea now Cap'n?

Daily bunny no.3232 is passing in the night

Worth mentioning that this happened because I have a blanket permission statement to create podfic/translation/art on my AO3 profile. Creators do look for this and it's a fun surprise if and when it happens!

Full fic of this concept now posted! Thanks to @violetsmith.bsky.social for letting me run with the idea! Saltwater, Sweetbriar - Rated E, Alpha Izzy/Omega Hornigold, ~4.3K words archiveofourown.org/works/79705651

"It's more ethical to prefer this top/bottom dynamic more than this top/bottom dynamic" my dude I just want blorbo to get fucked bc it makes my dick wet, not to win some weird puritanical contest u got going on

Izzy doll went to a Palentine's Day tea with some of his friends! The tiny finger sandwiches and pastries were like a feast to him! 🥰 The big Izzy was made by/belongs to @guobia.bsky.social, little shark Izzy belongs to @stiltz27.bsky.social, and Hickey and Silna belong to Samwise. ❤️ #dollposting

😭❤️

missing s1 gb hours

Finished the first draft of a fic today... now to let it rest for a bit before I make edits, and do the hardest work of all... coming up with a gd title. 🫩

Conito bonito of the day... day 394

I once saw a post or a tweet about someone being able to tell if a person was "too online" or in certain spaces just by how their communication was always followed by a massive amount of provisos and caveats, like pre-apologies for these theoretical bad faith arguers And it's so real and it sucks

"Write/draw for yourself" is great advice for people who second guess themselves & worry too much about whether other ppl will like the stuff they're writing But ppl hear it and think it means "You shouldn't want any praise or audience ever, and if u do ur selfish!" NO! Not how it's intended!

So much specific advice online gets treated so generally and some ppl take massive offense and it's frustrating "you don't owe anyone anything" is GREAT advice for someone who feels guilty about everything and is surrounded by users Not so great for selfish assholes to justify themselves

Our Flag Means Dolls Fashion Week photo fun challenge starts February 23! One week of runway-ready prompts, so get ready to strike a pose 📸 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #OFMDollsFashion

We are aware that Yahoo Mail is not currently accepting emails from #AO3, and we are actively working to resolve the issue. We will update you when we know more!

SO REAL OF YOU JIM 😤

Hey friends happy Monday!! Remember that nothing is impossible, and it’s okay to have dreams, okay? Some people might try to tell you that your dreams are impossible, and they won’t come true, but please don’t listen to them! I believe in you, and I love you all ❤️❤️

Jack, freckles all over from the sun, hair long and messy, puka-shell necklace, no shoes ever, v e r y low-slung board shorts. Hnnhhhggg @ginnedfish.bsky.social

Happy birthday to my polar blorbo, Tom Crean.😍

Ed’s hand glided down to rest firmly at the side of Izzy’s throat, pulling him closer until there was barely any breath between either of them. “Can you give in for me, Iz?” 🪢 A painting inspired by this beautiful fic: share.google/oz4kZw7GnDBj... 🪢 #ofmd #izzy #blackbeard #shibari #cononeill

Any of my soupheads out there agree?

water bear worrying about the state of the Internet