Judas Iscariot I have at least five questions

Tonight the dress code is "heavy knits or bare tits". Which would you choose? 🧔🏻‍♂️🧔🏻‍♂️

and it's fine

Izzy Hands owns my heart

Osamu Tezuka famously did this.

Every day could be the day. Sometimes I check my phone at a red light because I get an itch.

We had a good run

If I can’t stop it, I will make it difficult. If I can’t make it difficult, I will make it annoying. If I can’t make it annoying, I must be dead because I am an improv/theatre kid.

unfortunately evergreen

Historians: consult the past or you will be doomed to repeat it. This is eerily reminiscent of the Celebrity Apprentice ep where Arsenio Hall was not making enough money running the Tetley Tea stand, but responsibility fell to his boss, Penn Gillette.

It's Women Rock! Day Throwback to when I drew JEM with @kellythompson.bsky.social and M Victoria Robado.

how does one get a pilots license for a stone temple

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

In the wake of all the news coming out of the US and the amount of shouting at the TV I've done, I thought everyone else might benefit from one of my favourite photos from 2017 to break up the doom scrolling. I cannot fix the big things, so here's a small thing.

Hell yeah brother

Boy, did I!

May I offer you some David Fane thighs in these trying times ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

RIP Albert Penello youtu.be/qGmK3QOyh-I?...

Day 192 of notifying @taskmaster.tv that Nathan Foad would like to be on the show! @alexhorne.bsky.social... please 🥹

im gonna call my aunt who voted for him and call her a dickhead

so this grinder app has nothing to do with sandwiches at all huh

'May I offer you comics, in this trying time?'

hey buddy (someone in the bay area please adopt him!) "Stromboli is a ~2 y/o big boy who was trapped for a TNR project but is way too friendly to be released back outside. He is a sweet young cat who loves pets and attention. He's weighing in at over 14 lbs!" www.petfinder.com/cat/strombol...

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This message is mostly for me, but also for anyone who needs to hear it: you get gaslit by too many people to turn around and do the same to yourself. Pushing yourself is fine, but pushing yourself to the point of flareup that lasts days isn’t ambitious and all you’re doing is punishing yourself.

Sorry But the Thing You've Gotta do to Make This Star Spawn is Super Fucked, Like if You Already Had This One I'd Call The Cops I'm so Serious

“For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul?” —Mark 8:36

hey im gonna take some anxiety meds and something for the pain and take a nap because i can't do anything useful until i heal up. take care everybody. if you're going out to protest please be careful but don't let that stop you from being brave

The kidnapping of Maduro inaugurates a highly dangerous era of U.S. empire that for perhaps the first time in an era of mass media is not pretending to be anything other than a violent, extractive enterprise of domination.

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

Please folks, mentally ill people do not need you comparing Trump or anyone in his administration to us today! We're just trying to catch our breath.

Honey, I found a doll with a penis based on a tv show for adults

mh containment thread smolizzyhands psycho 100 edition

aren't we bored of izzy homophobia discourse yet just let people be wrong

Ed stays over at friend's, and after a few days they're like "shouldnt you be getting home?" Ed's face falls "Its not my home... anymore". Everyone gossips if its a big spat with Izzy, but actually Ed saw a bug in the entryway last time he was there

please help my friend stay housed so i can move back to my old home bsky.app/profile/smol...

I hate that we live in a world where a woman's joy in her own appearance can be used against her with a few keystrokes and an overdeveloped sense of entitlement. It's a cheap way for men to claim power they don't actually have and it makes me physically sick with rage.

"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck

Steak Knife talking about Izzy in my latest fic, Sigh This Out.

lemon pig . . .

Start of a new year & the end of an era.

I love this piece

wolf moon

United States is being run by a madman. Half the country is cheering him on. Half the country is helpless to stop him. The world is watching in horror.