I gotta say, when I call it I call it

a brief palate cleanser

*stares into the middle distance*

okay i'm literally on record 20 minutes ago scolding people from making walkways hazardous BUT -HOW AND EVER jarate (a jar of piss; TF2 fans know what's up) is a legit means of expressing uno-fashi-reversi

Hey! If you use hashtags like " #OrangeNero " to try to convince angry locals in Minneapolis to not do a protest, you're either lying, or an idiot

Bill Corbett is my next governor.

If I could take the phrase "don't take the bait" and dunk it into The Dip like that adorable shoe in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, I would.

So here's the thing: I'm a big Knull hater. Can't stand the guy normally, and even now with Ewing bringing his signature sauce it's hard for me to bring myself to give a sh-... hold on. Read his dialogue in this week's Knull #1 with the voice of Chronos from Hades 2. Oh. (spoilers for Hades 2)

You can be drunk at work if you’re good at it

Omg this little bitch blocked me within minutes of posting this. Jamelle Bouie sucks lead paint

love logistics-checking the guy who, if all else fails, will absolutely put a literal crown on his head and say "King me!" and there's a good chance he won't instantly be assassinated. Oh, he'll just disrupt elections through targeted campaigns of terror across blue cities and states? That's

trump doesn't want people to be angry about ICE murdering people, he just wants ICE to murder people. being angry about that is what *you* should want. you're a politician, man. you should know that anger over injustice is like, one of the best ways to channel political power into action. grow up

I would never pledge my eternal soul to a guy whose entire divine machinations function via divine Air Bud rules

*smashing my face bloody against the sign that reads "You do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to a democrat when they make a spicy but obviously hollow demand they will immediately back down from a day later"* its a big sign, and sturdy apparently

Explain to me like I'm five what the 2nd Amendment is for if not for this. King George III never said anything this obnoxious or deliberately inflammatory.

I give him credit for having the decency to look exhausted with his own empty horseshit

"Remember when the Democratic candidate for the 1996 Iowa gubernatorial race did his campaign announcement with his dick hanging out of his khakis the entire time? Uhh yeah: my idea 😏"

Dildirt

Weird that the people with sincere concerns never do anything like “research the prevalence of trans athletes in sports so I can contextualize and assess my concern.” It’s like being constantly afraid of that bumping sound in the night but never turning the light on.

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Three of the Ogala Lakota men who were taken by ICE are being held at a former concentration camp. ICE has no jurisdiction over Native Americans. They’re not breaking any laws. There’s nowhere to deport them to. They were here first. They’ve been kidnapped.

ICE shot out a young trans man's eyes for the crime of caring about his neighbors.

when that big robot asks luffy his name there is nobody in the history of fiction more prepared to shout their full name, address, mother's maiden name, social security code, first pet, elementary school

*obliterated by the g-force of causality*

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

idc what baphomet insists, they are bound to my selves and may only be ogled, not touched

they did this in Powderhorn for a fuckin reaon

fun fact, dhs isn't a branch of the military so you can legally discriminate against fmr ice agents when you throw their resume in the trash

how i feel about being Not Dead Yet

when lode-bearing public officials quit their jobs it's framed as "in protest of", when I do it because my job is literally killing me, it's Making Another Useless One

porn in 2026

why is the phrase bloodlust a thing but not the phrase cumlust as its equal-opposite sibling, like helios and selene crossing the same celestial dirt road

2026 is pure hell so far but Learning Things is still cool, as it turns out

I have a profoundly gross love of body horror (especially that wrought by a non-consensual eldritch contract) and also a refusal to ban any kind of movie from a potential viewing, but I will never, EVER watch that Tim Allen Santa Clause movie ever again. Freaks me right the fuck out.

It already is consistent with other law enforcement agencies, this is the problem

So we all know how The Stancil Cycle works: how can he possibly neutralize the legit good will gained from re-arming his t-shirt cannon of annoyance towards ICE? For me it'd be if he suddenly went on one of his days-long crusades and it was about how the original ending of Hades 2 was good actually

Love when bsky normies turn out for the bi-annual "Will Stancil was never a net negative and the haters are CUH-RAZY!" bonfire dance every time he says or does something half-reasonable. Anyway, I'm sincerely doing the Spirit Bomb energy giving pose for Will Stancil annoying ICE today don't @ me

jfc Bill Burr laughs EXACTLY like Tucker Carlson now. It's bone-chillingly similar. There's the phrase 'mask-off', and then there's the Kafkaesque transformation of one of standup comedy's last "good ones" into exactly what we all should've come to expect from the "good ones".

I may have to end my long MST3K hiatus tonight. There's 'break open in case of emergency', and then there's whatever the fuck is happening right now in Minneapolis. Blast Hardcheese be with me.

it’s not hyperbole either, it’s actually happening right now. a RN at another hospital was threatened by ICE over the weekend as well.

damb

A federal agent was recorded dragging a woman across the street by her wrist in a Minneapolis neighborhood. Bystanders and anti-ICE protesters stood nearby, yelling at the agents to let the woman go.

ICE goons smash the window of an activists car brutally yank 2 out, abduct them and leave their car abandoned in Southside Minneapolis (1/11/26)

Greg Bovino has officially kicked off door-to-door raids. ICE/CBP goons are seen blocking an entire block, while Bovino and his Gestapo personally go door-to-door. (St. Paul, MN. January 11, 2026)

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

Can we put a fucking moratorium on "don't take the bait" posts? Can we not talk about legit backlash to state executions and illegal occupations using language like we're talking about a fucking internet troll?