Someone said Shia LaBeouf the Chris Brown of white people and—

Jayme Lawson on the #ActorAwards red carpet

“CEO”

I love these Wright Museum videos so bad 🤣🤣🤣

Katt Williams said a Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until a Phantom pulls up.

My local Wegmans recently did this and I’m seething 😡

“If she looks materialistic, why would you go over there with no materials? “ ☝🏽 🤷🏽‍♀️

I am somebody

Casting on a new project is the worst part, everything is ugly until row 5

DEI and Affirmative Action was to make sure some ACTUAL ADULTS were in the gotdamn room. Now it’s a bunch of perverse ass brat bastards fucking over the world with no Vaseline and no fucking consequences. Thanks whitey.

If he pop back out like Pac in that wheelchair?!? 😭 😭

Just finished taking my son another Chuck E Cheese birthday party. And the little girl was not feeling that rat being around her food and friends Baby girl was DISTURBED

I voted for her 👇🏾

All these “smart” white pundits who had so much to say about Biden and Harris still cant admit that their stupidity has been baked into this plan all along. They knew that yall were easy marks.

MAGA people, non-voters, Trump voters, and Uncommitteds should get drafted first.

He said it best🤭

“UCLA neuroscientist Maryanne Wolf has shown that deep reading, defined as sustained immersion in a text, builds the cognitive circuits required for critical analysis, empathy and perspective-taking in ways that skimming, scrolling and short-form video simply cannot.”

This may sound like a joke, but it is completely factual.

This is the photo they are using to call Hillary a liar and friends. That is not Hillary 😭 literally Jimmy Buffet (in the pic) and his wife, Jane. But also - Epstein intentionally documented these moments in public events & spaces. He wanted to be seen as “that guy” and it worked.

Love waking up to the kids fighting and head butting each other. Starting the day handing out extra chores and time outs for a stress free weekend 🥴🥴🥴🥴

In the new report Breaking Free: Pathways to a fair technological future, the Norwegian Consumer Council has delved into enshittification and how to resist it. forbrukerradet.no/breakingfree watch this video first!

because they know that no one is going to stop them. lmao.

If there’s a piece of unsolicited advice I can share with young(er) people. It’s really important for you to flesh out ideas an under how things work in a space you’re looking to be part of. Being aggressive AND green makes you appear unserious.And so MAYBE you’re not quite there but you’re trying

So many people don’t seem to know what a social contract is or why they are a part of it. Nor do they recognize the consequences of opting out.

The Tourettes are going full blitz against Jasmine boy! I hope she mops the floor with that boy.

She said she don't understand road rage.... Then said she don't have a car.....

Lmaoooooo that simile is INSANE!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

look at me! i've done it again! figuring out ways to find common ground with any person no matter how idiotic, unqualified, or morally bankrupt is my passion! outrunning my inevitably dramatic death on the senate floor is my purpose!

I just got soooo hungry

VP Harris has one campaign stop with Liz Cheney. Leftists: "Harris is a Killer Kop an Corporate Dem!" “Progressive”🙄🙄 Mamdani repeatedly meets with and praises trump. Leftists: "Every Dem should be like him! He works with trump to deliver for The Forgotten Working Class TM" Woo Hoo.

I think I want Botox but I’m afraid 😭😭😭

Transnational crime syndicate is the best way I have seen this loudly described and should be front page on every news outlet talking about them.

Every time I see videos of Hillary, Joe, or Kamala I get mad all over again.

Ladies. This is your brain on “submission”

Ok. I had several questions and this actually answered all of them. Shout out to local journalism 😂 www.news4jax.com/news/local/2...

Good morning

AI or a bloated market?? They have incentive to blame AI for bad business practices

DSA style vibes. 😒 People will learn the hard way, these are not the people you want governing you.

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! And when Talarico flips on key issues like fetterman, she’s gonna be crying for Black women to “do something.”

Side note Sinners got the ecru PISSED 😂😂😂😂

I hope the broke man shit confirms Megan good is not his purse Other than that ON BRAND

Zero precent is crazy... not even your momma www.freep.com/story/opinio...

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This article is amazing. First they say that the cops are surprised bc they're not pulling over/arresting a lot of people with coke on them, then the scientists are like "the numbers are strange, but they could be explained if people are doing coke while also drinking." *stares directly at camera*

I’ve been crying laughing all morning fr

I would never reveal to my enemies that I was this much of a bitch ass bitch. I would swear all witnesses to secrecy and never speak of it again.