anyway using my italian immigrant background to make my fave suffer

i’m ruined

in good news: i will be back at my old site sometime soon writing political articles

i stopped by a local coffee place and wished my barista a good day after they gave me my coffee and they sounded so shocked to even be told that. even serial killers have manners wtf is wrong with the general public

why am i at a screening for a horror movie at 10:30AM

finally putting up my newsies souvenir newspaper (since i moved out) because it’s always 2012

🗣️🗣️🗣️ the casino they were trying to build over coney island is DEAD

unfortunately don’t think i’ll ever be funnier than when i put out my bird nativity set last year and couldn’t find joseph so i posted a photo to insta and said “absent father, typical”

gotta write up my blue moon review and can’t wait to talk about how special this film is. maybe i’ll forgive linklater for boyhood

i’m gonna finally do it. i’m gonna audition for big brother

god i hate that i’m feeling so bad about myself. like i’m not enough in any way, and like i’m made wrong because of being aro and everything that comes with that. i just want to be normal

what if i got blitz’s lil marking tattooed

this guy on the train just asked to take a picture of my ghost tattoo?? 😭

god truly nobody is doing it like brandon rogers

just saw history of sound (ouch) and now have an angsty fic nugget

i am soooooo tired of these fucking MAGAs doing stupid shit like lying about what’s written on a starbucks cup. you all wanna be persecuted sooooo fucking badly and for WHAT

do you ever look at an actor and just KNOW you’d be best friends if you got to know each other

so the jimmy kimmel thing is really bad, in case you were wondering!!!

coworkers and boss were just like “what’s your hoodie” so i explained hazbin and now they’re going to watch it 🙂‍↕️

not sebastian stan being at this premier

just saw the absolute funniest bit of criticism about one of my interviews and it’s that i’m like a cartoon character, which is the HIGHEST compliment, tyvm

love that if there’s one thing my instagram feed can agree on, it’s that robert redford’s passing is the worst thing to happen in a while

it’s nearly 10PM and i’m STILL hungover. save me

huge plot twist: after arguing with hot topic all day guess what arrived this afternoon 🙃

just got confirmed to interview tom blyth and russell tovey???

i love pop punk band names because why am i seeing spanish love songs with the openers worlds greatest dad and bike routes

i hope whoever stole my package that ontrac couldn’t bother to call me about when they left it outside of my building is a really big hellaverse fan, otherwise they’re going to be so disappointed

now why am i sitting here severely doubting my interview skills

i am alive and i am working on italy boys!!!

i gave my number to our delivery guy who picked up our laundry because he said they couldn’t contact me and he just texted me asking me out

hey so i think i am actually demisexual! what a fun thing to learn on a friday afternoon!

not a FDNY truck with a jolly roger flag on the back. OFMD AU when

sorry i just thought about blitz watching stolas dance with another guy at the anti-blitzø party vs him dancing with stolas in sinsmas

fuck you to the person who didn’t send me my tickets to la dispute on stubhub

oh hey my review of mission: zero is also up! and i truly think it’s some of @vivziepop.bsky.social’s best www.thathashtagshow.com/reviews/miss...

STOP FUCKING LINING UP FOR TWENTY ONE PILOTS OVER A WEEK IN ADVANCE

yay my interview with the lovely brandon rogers is finally up!! youtu.be/Ly0yrsKElFc?...

tinder is so funny to me because why are y’all putting your height in your bio like it’s your personality that you’re 6’1”

i have decided i don’t care if my neighbors hear me singing musical theatre so welcome to a new era

and to that i say

i am very normal about this teaser and i hope everybody is ready for very normal coverage for this season www.thathashtagshow.com/animated-sho...

wait i looked hot for my junket today

yes i wrote an article about the teaser because a) ofc i wanted to; and b) i could not miss the opportunity to use “sinners rejoice!” in the title

surprise! you can now also find me at the direct! interviewed some crazy good people for my first assignment thedirect.com/article/task...

david if you ever want an interview hmu i got a few sites i can publish on

lowk shocked that i’ve been in NYC since 2018 and tonight marks only the second time i’ve seen a mouse in my apartment

i not only get to write a feature on helluva boss moving to prime but i get to write a review of mission zero 🥲

devil!ed and human!stede is this anything

ed to stede

me entering the AMC ready to be in the place where stories feel perfect and powerful