How can anyone even swallow that without choking?

mumbo sauce.

stopped for a regional Puglian pastry called "tette delle monache." AKA nun knockers ❤️ 🙏 🤲 (.)(.)

People often misuse the word "irony" when the word they're probably looking for is "unwrinkly."

probably a dark comedy, most likely something that's a mix of: The Big Lebowski, The Lobster, Death To Smoochy, and Wristcutters, A Love Story w/ a pinch of raunchiness a la Clerks.

y'all, Trader Joe's has these 4 packs of mini strawberry rhubarb pies. They are delicious. get some.

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Looks like Morris Day and the Time are not involved/no longer involved. (Don’t know the full story)

Look. Old Bay is only mediocre.

Me, after a week of rain: “I wish the sun would come out…” Sun comes out; instantly turns all that water to humidity Also me: “No, not like that!”

#CatchThePhrase #MusicChallenge | 300 youtu.be/yZdiuI4bFhc?...

#MayMusicChallenge #MusicChallenge Day 27. A song with the letter ‘Y’ in the title

I don't think I will ever be able to stop working...until I die.

Trump’s Freedom 250 concerts book 13 year old Ben’s lawn mowing mixtape.

Per @cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social "I signed on as a co-introducer on this bill last year. This bill had a hearing in the fall, but hasn't yet had a markup hearing in the Committee on Public Works. ..." from her response to @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social here: bsky.app/profile/cmle...

Screaming Blue Messiahs are underheard and this is a great song.

H/T @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social Live music is incredibly important. Not only does it provide employment, it enriches the cultural landscape, and helps foster relationships.

Fun event at Lyman's Tavern Sat May 30th. 3720 14th St NW corner of Quincy.

After waiting 58 minutes (exclusive of my 15 minutes early arrival) he showed up to chat with me right as I was about to leave.

TIL about silk toilet paper and brb working out how to become stupid rich

You can tell we’re in a recession because all the fast food restaurants suddenly offer “value menus” for under $10 dollars

Interviewer popped in 15 minutes ago, said he was running a bit late. Said he'd be a couple more minutes. Appointment was for 11 am. I want to bail.

Reminder that this is still a common sight in DC. Never normalize it.

ran out of bread, increased circuses will continue until morale improves

we ordered an alleged Philly cheesesteak from a hot dog joint in central California and we can feel Gritty hunting us

Just a reminder that @heinrich.senate.gov called this guy his good friend and voted to confirm him. Heinrich needs to be primaried and put out of a job where he actively harms his constituents.

Swagless, negative swag

Hi everyone, here's a song for you to enjoy. youtu.be/Wt5WcnntFUg?...

After having watched Uncut Gems the other week, and then watching the NBA Playoffs last night, my main thought was that someone saw that movie and said, “This is good actually. More people should be like this. We should make it easier for people to be like this.”

how much drugs would one have to ingest in their lifetime to draw a correlation/causation between the age when circumcision occurred and autism? JFC, RFK Jr, is more concerned w/ penises and phalluses than Cynthia Plaster Caster. If you don't know who she is, i'll let you do the searching.

striving to be the Nardwuar of Japanese electromechanical arcade games 🇨🇦

as of late, i've been wondering how many people are living the lives they imagined for themselves when they were younger. i know i'm not. not saying I entirely regret things, but i'm curious about which of my choice(s) lead me to where and how/who I am and it's doubtless other have thought similarly

Point being that digital music services can never really replicate the experience of finding something unexpected or something you've been looking for for forever that digging around in piles of physical media does.

I think a lot of these discussions reveal exactly how leaders and administrators view education in this country: an unfortunate road bump you have to drive over in order to arrive at moneyville and poweropolis, but one that thankfully also slows down the riffraff

"Tell me your story, tell me no lies; we touch each other - but only with our eyes. Some kind of game, to play with desire; it's just beneath the skin that I'm alive." I love the rhythm of this song and its absolutely orchestral vibe. Why yes, of course, it's from THAT BAND.

Change the word "love" to "lunch" in the title or lyric of a song. -This Is Not A Lunch Song

Every time you scroll my posts without liking or leaving a comment my abandonment issues get worse and it’s already cost me my savings in therapy.

although this is a good song, holy shit the camerawork makes me dizzy, so y'know, be forewarned. youtu.be/Gz2G5fymqTM?...

meanwhile

MAN LISTEN

If god has granted you heavens rug you are being blasphemous by shaving it off. You are smiting the lord, stop it.

And if it sounds Shite to you’re ears then it’s shite -stop letting people tell you otherwise. Hence my opinion on fucking #Blur

2nd interview lined up for tomorrow. filed resumes at five places so far today. shit's tedious.

y'all. this is good stuff

I'll never not find it hilarious when after receiving a dm from the clearsky bot that an account blocked me when I go check-out said users' posts, their beliefs seem to align with mine.

hi everyone, here's a song for you to enjoy that's from Washington, DC area native Tommy Keene. youtu.be/IiIv_kUsJks?...

There’s infinity and then there’s a ‘Trump Two Weeks.’

attn: y'all need to check this out. not sure if you know of them, but I think @hillrat.bsky.social @jacobsberg.bsky.social and @timdc.bsky.social will enjoy this