Counterpoint: Plenty of us thought this possible. It was in their fucking playbook, Einstein.

I don't know who needs to hear this but reading comic books is reading.

Every unit has a guy like this, they spend all their time in the gym but struggle to ruck 12 miles, they bring dry shampoo to the field and complain about their blisters. Combat units already have their own physical standards that don't apply differently to gender, that whole point has been moot

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Every election since forever def proved that to be horse shit. They will ride the white man's coat tails into the River Styx and beyond.

Check your stuff

WILD

People DO NOT in many cases change only their situations.

Hi everyone, here's a song for any curious parties to enjoy. youtu.be/ItI8dkmmRK8?...

If Dr. Pepper's 23 flavors and KFC's 11 secret herbs and spices combined forces they could totally kick Baskin-Robbins' 31 flavors ass in a head-to-head, and I would totally watch this* *he said, deliriously

in Louisiana of all places? I mean, there aren't any good places, and while I'm no geologist, i've taken enough earth science and nature study courses to know this is an incredibly bad location.

I got shouted at by a student who bombed a test, another who was mad they couldn't redo an assignment, I had 4 hours of sleep last night, and a colleague just sent me a 90-page curriculum proposal that she expects me to read....today. All for less money than I made without a PhD. Academia!

i am firmly on the prefer to read the article side of this divide tbh

He stands out not because he's any kind of radical but because he seems to understand the escalation ladder we're on here, and how many steps up it we already are. He's not just being hardline on principle, he's escalating because he's actually thought about the strategy of how this plays out.

just guess

The dick sucking factory is in crisis. The tariffs have made dicks twice as expensive to import. All the best dick suckers want a "living wage" nowadays and have quit to start cottage industry penis stimulation businesses. Congress promised a bailout but it went to the ass eating lobbies instead.

this is some hotness. thought it would be a Bauhaus cover, what it is, is something entirely better. some of you might like this. cc @iscored.info

Nonpolitical whine - I hate how much more engagement my mindless retweets get than my original thoughts.

YUP

Occasionally - very occasionally - I regret blocking instead of muting, but the feeling passes quickly

I don’t think I can express how vibrant this sunset is. No edits

Truth.

Hi everyone, here's a song for any curious parties to enjoy. youtu.be/EAvocW9F_Lo?...

cc @animalcrackers.bsky.social

music is so cool. there's this whole form of expression that's splintered into thousands of styles of art and they contain the multitudes of human emotion and you can instantly change the vibe of any situation with it

We should build the ten-foot sidewalk so students and others walking and rolling along Michigan Ave NE have enough space to walk safely and comfortably, _and_ we should take a lane out and build a real protected bikeway.

50 masked bastards rolling through downtown on a beautiful Sunday to snatch a handful of street vendors

hero of the fucking week

i understand the need for content warnings before a streaming program starts, it's disappointing when individual episodes in a series don't include the content that's listed in the warning- if it says- "warning- program contains nudity" i expect to see bits and bobs. caveat emptor much?

*kvetch*

Logging into an app to scan a QR so I can get my rewards for playing pinball is probably the dumbest thing I do

Tonight was a good pinball league night. Group of 4, scored 11 of 16 possible points. Had fun.

Me and the family went to downtown Chicago over Labor Day weekend. We walked the streets, played in parks, and rode public transportation the whole time. Never felt unsafe or even uncomfortable. The city was absolutely beautiful and we had a great time.

Centrists are fine with racism as long as it’s not brazen, they would happily people did it but in private or politely

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

~non mask wearers who live in busy towns and cities but never had covid keep feeling really rough lately and want you to know all about it!~

y'all should watch this. D.I.Y. or die

I still can't get the phrase "soup sandwich" that @seamussaid.bsky.social used recently, and I deeply hope that I have an opportunity to use it sooner than later.

in retrospect, my dad took me to see some wild movies that at the time, I was probably a bit too young for. This was one of them. If you've never seen this, it's great. youtu.be/dIrtQAibsNA?...

Some person walking by my friend’s flower pots last night ripped the flowers out so we’re gonna do a real quick emergency aster job here. Nobody tell her I want it to be a surprise.

were you even a Detroit area skatepunk in the 80's if you didn't listen to and enjoy The Metmen? additionally, this is one of the best songs ever written about masturbation, and yes it's not for sensitive ears.

#CatchThePhrase #MusicChallenge | 59 youtu.be/0OrfAP-56Ew?...

#CatchThePhrase #MusicChallenge | 59 www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrRA...

#readandplay (483) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky youtu.be/dkr6M6SDzdc?... "No more anger, no more hate, No more fighting, black and white, We must all learn to unite"

#readandplay (484) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky "I want to be a hero & a villain & a father and a son Take care of my body & abuse it still Until everything goes numb So let's make this dance & never fear That there's any real reason why we're all here Live real fast, still not die Before I get old"