Potentate Hawtshot
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Here for the respectful lols I am not apolitical in life, but I usually am HERE She/her
If strobe lights gave me seizures, I'd be strobing every free moment
about 2 hours ago
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IG keeps showing me ads for psychiatric help and...I didn't think it was that obvious
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Hot take: Umami is just salty I've tried tasting anything more than salt in umami and I just can't
1 day ago
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Evil people should die from their own stupidity, but I'll take what I can get
1 day ago
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I'm stuck. I need dinner ideas
2 days ago
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i will like the reply, but not the original, as a bit
2 days ago
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born miserable
2 days ago
if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
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Bluesky: Post a banger that isn't in English Me: Informer by Snow (this joke isn't worth the actual video link)
10 days ago
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MsT Blue
2 days ago
Pro tip: If you are planning to give up something for Lent, pick something easy like asparagus or hope.
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Ray
3 days ago
Dr. Kellogg invented cereal in 1898 as an anti-masturbatory aid. In 1987, as a way to apologize, Kellogg's came around full circle with the release of the Nuttin' Honey Crunch, which specifically advocated jerking off.
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If through some lottery I suddenly became Supreme Ruler, I'd simply use my carefully curated oomfs as my advisors, tbh
3 days ago
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crisis of wraith 👻💀
3 days ago
I bet the guy who named mother-of-pearl was a REAL fuckin' weirdo.
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Is hating hate hateful? I'm so confused
3 days ago
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born miserable
3 days ago
celebrate President's Day by impeaching the president
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Dumb Beezie
4 days ago
Why be part of the problem when you could be all of the problem
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I don't believe anyone gets President's Day off, it's a myth right
4 days ago
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President's Day? Oh, you mean mattress sale day?
4 days ago
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Dumb Beezie
4 days ago
I don’t celebrate this day. I don’t believe in presidents
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see schrader
4 days ago
His body will lay in state upon a 40% off Posturpedic.
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President's Day? Oh, you mean mattress sale day?
4 days ago
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Silence of the Lambs ruined complimenting anyone's skin
4 days ago
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I don't believe anyone gets President's Day off, it's a myth right
4 days ago
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Ray
6 days ago
Combining holidays to save time and money
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A pic from 2018 cuz why not
7 days ago
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D r e a m k i d
10 days ago
So Brendan Brown from Wheatus time travels to 1988 and joins British band Fine Young Cannibals. They write a rad new song called ‘Teenage Dirtbag’ and it’s an 80s hit. This is the mashup nobody asked for, enjoy 😂
#80s
#coversong
#synth
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Paige E.
7 days ago
hi hello, referring to resting as "rotting" is linguistic propaganda meant to condition you to associate a lack of productivity as negative okay thank you
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My spirit guides are trying to get my attention again, but they never actually say anything
8 days ago
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born miserable
9 days ago
ATTENTION: inspired by
@amybrown.xyz
, the Please Ask Me About Gay shirt is out. 100% of the profits will be split among: • National Center For Transgender Equality • It Gets Better • The Trevor Project • National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
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Please Ask Me About Gay Men's T-Shirt | bornmiserable's shop of horrors
Please Ask Me About Gay on Men's T-Shirt – please ask me about gay. that's about it. inspired by a post on Bluesky by @amybrown.xyz.
https://bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/please-ask-me-about-gay
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Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
9 days ago
I don’t know guys, I’m starting to think the patriarchy is a bit too emotional to be in charge of things
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Eize Basa
9 days ago
that time I was at a work function and someone asked me to name celebrity and I said the first name that popped into my mind: Q*bert.
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Bluesky: Post a banger that isn't in English Me: Informer by Snow (this joke isn't worth the actual video link)
10 days ago
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@skepanie.bsky.social
Hello! Sounds like you are going through it. I hope I can distract you
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born miserable
10 days ago
gonna make some shirts that just say “please ask me about gay”
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Egg shell recipes
10 days ago
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I hope no cops ever show me a photo of a face and ask if I've ever seen them. My dude, I could meet you 10 times and your face will always be brand new to me
10 days ago
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It's amazing how many ugly dogs there are, and how there are no ugly cats
12 days ago
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
12 days ago
the winter Olympics should have an event where you need to run and catch a parked car sliding down an icy driveway, hop in and start it then safely park it with no property damage
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Addled Pixie
12 days ago
I require anyone around me sign an NDA before they witness me eat a plate of wings.
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Happy 100th Anniversary to the Harlem Globetrotters, the only basketball I've ever watched!
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Aaron is as Aaron does 🇨🇦
13 days ago
When you were a kid, did you ever piss off your dad so bad he didn't whip your ass, but just went silent and didn't move for awhile like a Buddhist monk or.somrhing?
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Two truths: It's weird but fine to sniff your earbuds It's weird and NOT fine to sniff your used dental floss DONT DO IT
13 days ago
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If I'm supposed to make the most of being a ghost living in a physical body, then why was I made to be so lazy and introverted?
13 days ago
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sometimes i feel like social skills are hard cuz they're fake and we should all be real and kinda rude all the time and just deal with it
13 days ago
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The thing that gets me is, I thought pedophilia was the most universally despised thing a person could do. But, apparently not???
13 days ago
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Sometimes I can see the future and it comes true. Not all the time, but a lot. I've heard humans call this "making plans"
14 days ago
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Wait. Was Spielberg inspired to make his whole dramatic Oscar-winning film based off the name he saw in an elevator -- Schindler, the elevator company (Schindler's lift)??
15 days ago
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Wait. Has the name of Scope mouthwash been a pun this whole time?? - me when I realize scope means breadth (breath)
15 days ago
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How do I stay sane at work? I think "I don't care" a lot
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Howard Mittelmark
15 days ago
Approaching the day when I don't remember how to say anything but "These fucking people."
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