Potentate Hawtshot
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Here for the respectful lols I am not apolitical in life, but I usually am HERE She/her
Why is it so loud outside? It's Wednesday and it's late! Go to bed!
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We have a year at home we don't need a new one
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Its too cold to go out tonight
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daddy gatorade
3 days ago
women during a full moon: awoo men during a full moon: awoo blob creature during a full moon: grblgrbl
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Daniel Lafleur Baron de Cadillac
3 days ago
The future is sad
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I tried to make my upper lip stiff like in the saying, but a lady gave me a look and offered me some deodorant
3 days ago
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Daniel Lafleur Baron de Cadillac
3 days ago
What could go wrong?
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CrazyMyra
3 days ago
When someone's nice to me for no apparent reason
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I think what the younger generations don't understand about Gen X and older is that any year that begins with 20 is and always be The Future
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I got floss stuck between my two back teeth. It was touch and go there for a few minutes. Got a bit panicky tbh Man, what a stupid way to die
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jordan [ham]
3 days ago
I jokingly asked a dude if he had a miss piggy tattoo and now I have a grown man in full kermit cosplay outside my window.
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Tom Cox
4 days ago
Quite a good insult for humans as well, I reckon: "He thinks he's a big deal but when it comes right down to it he's nothing more than organised water."
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My life is too hard and it's not even that hard
5 days ago
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I'm a little too excited about this new coffee spot we found today
6 days ago
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Immediately after Christmas, I understand how men just want out as soon as they come. Get these decorations down!
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Breezy Gree
7 days ago
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Quite the haul of clearance Christmas cookies from Fresh Market!
7 days ago
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Roxy
7 days ago
We need more posts about reading books, holding hands, and worshipping the dark lord.
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Daniel Lafleur Baron de Cadillac
8 days ago
Truth
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Hubs got a new camera and tested it out with the cat. I got new brush pens and am trying to draw the cat CATS...the ultimate artistic subjects
8 days ago
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Go watch Tokyo Godfathers on Tubi if you want a fun, funny and sweet anime movie
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Dingus Khan but haunted by a ghost
8 days ago
You guys won't believe this but some ghosts told me I'm a giant asshole no one likes. What's up with that?!
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Daniel Lafleur Baron de Cadillac
10 days ago
Best typo ever
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I remember hearing that the lowest prisoners, the ones even the worst offenders hated, were the pedophiles I wonder if that's still true
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spleenly
10 days ago
The 8 stages of holiday madness
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I took some butter out of the freezer in the hopes that my husband will suddenly realize he wants to bake cookies and, Lo! Unfrozen butter!
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Coworker said she likes not having a dishwasher because she likes staying busy and like, bitch what
10 days ago
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Tom Cox
12 days ago
“Grandpa, what does ‘awesome’ mean?” “Well, back at one point, it was a word used to describe the planet’s great unfathomable wonders, although now it generally means ‘Thanks for emailing me that PDF’.”
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Zeb Haradon
12 days ago
Airport security should have three lanes. One free. The second, you pay to get in. The third, they pay you by dividing the revenues from line 2. Price is adjusted automatically based on how many people are in each line. If you're in a hurry, pay for the fast line. If you aren't, get paid to wait.
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CrazyMyra
13 days ago
Looks like the Epstein Files will be less like the Warren Commission and more like Dallas. A long-running series about the doings and screwings of the wealthy, with guest appearances by your fav celebs.
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I really shouldn't be allowed to order groceries online. I ended up with 10 lbs of ground beef when I only wanted 2 at least it freezes well
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Travis comma bitch
15 days ago
I lost a lot of credibility with my dog the first time he saw me pick up his poop.
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Travis comma bitch
15 days ago
Something I used to enjoy doing on twitter was to search "colon" and marvel at the number of tweets that were like "I can still smell his colon on my pillow"
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Now that's hot chocolate!
16 days ago
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
17 days ago
If you can’t handle me at my worst then you’ll hate my pet ferret, Greg
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Eize Basa
17 days ago
If I ever get really rich, I'm going to open a Chinese restaurant where all of the tables are secretly bugged so I can listen in on every conversation and craft shockingly specific Fortune Cookies for each one.
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Finchy New Year 🎉
about 1 year ago
It’s not too late to cancel your holiday travel plans. If your family is mean to you, cancel. If the weather is too dangerous, cancel. If you don’t want to catch a virus, cancel. You can just stay home. I love you. ❤️
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18 days ago
i charge my phone with perjury wait no that can’t be right . i charge my phone with kidnapping nope that’s not it . i charge my phone with assault huh what. i charge my phone with battery yep there it is
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Zephyra Aurora Ladywood 🏳️⚧️
18 days ago
Imagine giving birth to someone without their consent, condemning them to a life of temporary existence before inevitably returning to nothingness.
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Anyways.... gonna eat a Little Debbie christmas tree. the chocolate one
17 days ago
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I guess my emotion machine doesn't work as well as a lot of yours. I can't ever care too much about any celebrity death
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🎵 Harv the Herald Angels 🎵
18 days ago
Don is short for DonaldWeNowOurGayApparel
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Ray
18 days ago
Child: Is Santa real? Me: Oh, sweetheart. Santa is as real as Little Debbie or Betty Crocker, and his spirit will live on in your heart every time you take a delicious sip of ice cold Coca-Cola®
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it's charloh! (it/its)
19 days ago
if we could had the chance to magically change one thing about the world we would make it so cishet people could recognize the difference between someone who is attractive and someone who they are sexually attracted to
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"Do something every day that scares you." Apparently that includes trying a new car wash Car remains dirty
21 days ago
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Just realized my tree skirt looks like a pizza. Or maybe I'm hungry
21 days ago
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Christmas party with my tiny husband! The big one couldn't make it
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Blue sky nice ghost
21 days ago
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven. More pressingly, have you asked God why we must suffer
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