I just started the WORST book and I can't quit it because my mother is also reading it and wants me to read it with her. The things I do for that woman smgdh

it appears my arch-nemesis, me from yesterday, has struck again

Ok this year's big brother season didn't grab me at first but man it went out strong. When I the final two was announced I literally jumped up and down and clapped and screamed at my TV. What a fucking finale. Now I need a reunion show to process the Vince and Morgan relationship.....

I tripped and stumbled for a good 6 feet outside today and I looked around and saw a man by a mailbox watching me. My failure was Witnessed 😭

Thinking of getting back into depression. Bet they're doing some crazy shit with it these days

Feeling a lot of anxiety lately but the good news is that haha sorry I don't know how to finish that sentence

The number of times I have to remind myself that I don't have to consume certain media if I am not enjoying it is absurd. Please god teach your kids to quit inconsequential things they don't like

Had a really long dream that I took some mysterious exam that culminated in reupholstering a couch but I ran out of time. The weirdest part is that in the dream, this wasn't the first time I took that exam.

This season of big brother is not doing it for me and yet I am still watching every episode (3 or 4 a week) and listening to two podcasts about it. This is why I have to be careful committing to things, bc I am unable to quit them even despite a complete lack of consequences

I watched season 2 of Shiny Happy People this weekend and there were so many ads on the ad tier of Amazon and the content was so upsetting, it was a harrowing experience all around

The dreams I have about moving back into my old house in Colorado are getting more and more meta...last night it was about visiting the people who live there now and telling them about the dreams I have about moving back in

I've been using an eyelash serum for a few months and BOY has it been working. I can just about take flight

I used to think I was missing out on something by being single but now I'm pretty sure I've reached my final form and things will never get better from here 😎 (I do wish I could hire someone to do my Night Chores for me though)

I had a dream that my long distance boyfriend came to visit me and he laid his eggs in the toilet for me and I was delighted. Then we all missed our flight

Nothing lifts my mood like canceling all my plans for the week

Kittycat update ‼️

Instead of asking someone if they're hungry, gain an extra layer of discomfort by asking them "would you like to feed?"

Cats for some reason: there is something disgusting on my body that I cannot tolerate so I'm going to lick it off

People upset with the way Jennifer Love Hewitt looks on that red carpet would fall over dead with one look at me lying on my couch right now

Hi bluesky is this where I come to find a chatting buddy

Stumbled upon the sh*lo h*ndrix hashtag on the Other App and now I would like to kms. Maybe all apps should just be illegal for a while

The vet? Oh you mean the cat torture facility?

Got an email from a package delivery service the other day that included a little story of my package

I keep having dreams about my ex but I think it's just that he's my last relationship so my brain puts him in the spot of "boyfriend" as a placeholder. I need to gain control of my dreaming brain.....

Who up and want to give me your library card number to add to my Libby account

Nothing thrills me more than finding an incredible new perfume, and I've found TWO in the past week. Needless to say my meds are working really well at the moment

I'm not really funny anymore but I have read almost 70 books so far in 2024, which is pretty nice

Chicken's whiskers astonish and enthrall me

I read the latest Sophie Kinsella book, who I've been reading for literally over 20 years, and its based on her current experience with brain cancer. It was quite good while also making me weep & sob & cry. I can't stop thinking about her & the general concept of knowing you will prob die soon

It's the first cool day since summer started and I've had the doors open all day and naturally Noodle the cat has felt personally terrorized

Why do I even want to be on the internet

Everything is bad and stupid on the other site so here I go trying to force myself to do a new thing even tho it prob won't stick because the old thing is what I'm used to 👍

I'm watching Girls 5eva again which means I have the harmony line "girls 5 evvvvaaaa" permanently stuck in my head

I cut open a 24 pack of soda and removed one and it sprayed at me from the teeniest pinhole scratch from the boxcutter. Down to 23 Pepsi zero sugars :(

Bebe tries to suffocate me every night

If Ted Lasso were a real guy he'd have like 3 little sayings that he'd use constantly and nobody would think it's charming. Luckily the fake Ted has writers to help him out

If I simply fight against all my natural instincts in almost all situations I can be quite happy

Sometimes I forget that I can post whatever I want on the websites, but it's true. It doesn't even have to be interesting

All Swinton edition

I haven't been on this app in a while (they need to get dms before I can take it seriously!!!) but the icon is now a butterfly so I clicked it today

Business cat 😎

While I've been away from social media I got the song "whose bed have your boots been under" stuck in my head and I think this is just my life now. I don't even know where I heard it but it refuses to leave me alone

I watched Hamilton the other day to see what the deal was with it and I didn't THINK I liked it that much but I've been walking around my house singing "Eliiiiiza!" ever since, so maybe I did

I wrote about the lonely year since Musk walked into Twitter. dansinker.com/posts/twitte...

Can you even imagine....

be on the lookout for a scam going around where people ask you out for dinner with the goal of falling in love with you, or worse

Yesterday I saw the couple in the car behind me kissing at a red light and I was repulsed until I realized it was two men. They are allowed.

I heard a podcaster say the other day that a psychic told her she would not meet her mate on a dating app and now I want to visit a psychic to specifically ask this question to see if I can stop feeling weirdly guilty for not being on the apps

Dimpy was wreaking havoc when I was on a long work call the other day so I gave him a bunch of treats to shut him up, but now I'm worried he's learned to be horrible whenever I'm talking to my computer

My hair is getting sooo long for still being kinda short