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haters can't stand when i am cute as a button
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every morning there's a little beepy alarm in my bedroom that goes off at 9:10 and i don't know where it comes from and i'm too lazy to find out
about 19 hours ago
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i sleep in a big bed w dirt & crumbs ๐
about 20 hours ago
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down escalator directly into locked door
1 day ago
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speaking words of wisdom, leaded bee
2 days ago
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vi-iv-i-v.mp3
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3 days ago
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divine interaction
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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pls
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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leaning casually against a wall and taking a bite out of a jack-o-lantern
3 days ago
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the self-eating granola bar
4 days ago
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when you rotate ccw too many times in a row on your office chair and the seat comes unscrewed and you dump a full coffee on your face
#wednedsay
4 days ago
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when you look down the empty paper towel roll like a telescope but you see unspeakable horrors
4 days ago
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checkmate
4 days ago
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Gupp
5 days ago
teh pussy is like the forest u should carry out what u carry in an leav it cleaner than u found it
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do you ever go into the bathroom in the morning and look in the mirror and your corresponding guy is not there
5 days ago
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nadira rodin
5 days ago
ใ ค SPECTACULAR OWN GOAL ใ ค
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salad spinners are so funny. let's make the vegetables go real fast
6 days ago
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โabbeyโ
7 days ago
iโm up late!!! someone better not shoot me through my window
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i want you to winch me far away from this place
7 days ago
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eating with one eye open
7 days ago
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dog wiping his face after eating
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7 days ago
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eating cereal out of the church collection plate
7 days ago
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the world really started going downhill when they discontinued the IKEA catalog
7 days ago
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we celebrate da passing of jesus with da sweet egg
7 days ago
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feelin low key mentally pulverized
8 days ago
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i can't believe i was banksy this whole time
8 days ago
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mammon
9 days ago
my sister found some very expired film in my dad's old olympus om-1. turns out it was from their trip to norway circa 2000ish
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they used to call me johnny cellphone
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midgie
8 days ago
one public cat arm one secret cat arm
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i don't know what the future holds, but i know what i holds: cellphone & sandwich
11 days ago
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crumb all ye faceful
11 days ago
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funny you should mention, i'm actually a bit of a lord and savior myself
12 days ago
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javascript death cult
12 days ago
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2026 exciting jumping game '' superb mario, brohter ''
12 days ago
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buy my homemade defibrillators
13 days ago
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on the phone with bob newhart
13 days ago
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is there a Mr Sippy ..?
14 days ago
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when it's the end of the night and you realize your pocket square was a kraft single the whole time
15 days ago
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๐โโ๏ธ๐ง ๐ฎ
15 days ago
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working on some important stuff
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15 days ago
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filthy tambourine solo
16 days ago
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DISPATCH: 911, what's your emergency ME: pls help... there was a critical hit... my lvl 4 son... he took massive damage DISPATCH: is he ko'd ME: no but he won't stop beeping... pls it's super annoying
16 days ago
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he hates to go home
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16 days ago
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๐ THIS WAY UP ๐ท HANDLE WITH CARE LIVE MEN
16 days ago
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6000 rpm rotisserie chicken
16 days ago
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roz
16 days ago
weโve had to talk about this before. I need you to deactivate the big head cheat before coming to work. itโs disrespectful to your colleagues and our customers when your head is big as hell like that
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Himbo Deluxe
16 days ago
Trying to cross the road but Ryan Gosling has set up a pillbox and is laying down suppressive fire smh
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Damnit Janet
16 days ago
The penis is the fingergun of the groin
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Bella cool original ๐
16 days ago
I'm inventing a website where you can look up how to do or fix something and at the top of the page there are short numbered steps all close together where you can see them. There can be pictures later but they are NOT in between the steps
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