2 hot 4 dog

there's a whole bunch of green and yellow squares out the window

they're deprecating the smiling emoji

the plane has to gradually descend on arrival or else everyone gets the bends. that's science

rolling down the plane window

i could never live in a country where the sun comes up a 1 AM

catchy jingle for 911

all turbulences eventually come to an end

still waiting for the no smoking light to turn off

do you think 5H 23M is enough time to learn spanish

do you guys need anything from españa

I'm Masuke, and I'm 17. I stopped feeding him prescription food and revised his diet. He seems to be enjoying his meals.

angry eating a 2x4

delivering such a strong handshake that my colleague's hand is unsalvageable #professionalism

jesus was ai

who up acknowledging they diminishing faculties rn

insomnia relief mallet

bragging about how small the tweeters in my sound system are

the little hand on the clock points to the killer

dress code: business tactical

too hot. tongue out and x eyes

holdin hands and frolicking nasty-style

sunrise is nature's way of punishing you for staying up too late

never put the gift horse in your mouth

everyone post your handwiritng i want to do analysis

would you guys be surprised if i was actually gustav klimt

if you're going to san francisco you gotta put some flour in your hair

snackin on a bag of glass marbles

i took the red pill and the blue pill

the trick to mother's day is to withhold all your love for the rest of the year and then dispense it all at once

nurembergring time trials

massive rip to my boy otzi

what&rsqou;s up yall

unrelenting scourge of the damned, forged in hellfire (showing you my plastic star wand)

cbd radio

peer reviewing my own paper on the causal relationship between human sneptuality and sawtooth radio waves. giving it 5 stars and my coveted Nikk's Pikks award

shedding a tear of apathy for your recent misfortune

siri, what is the point siri, compute euclidean distance to the point siri pls

awake for many hours. ama

looksfaxxing you a copy of my new eyebrow

saying ugh and putting on my cyanide hat

i don't know what the goal of this is yet

Dentist sent my on my way with a friendly squeeze of the tongue and a slap on the back teeth

oh, don't worry about it. I just made that up to get sympathy

bevis

i am in the lead in the ohio primaries, fyi

fighting for my life over here

your site is a dump and i'm pretty sure BK didn't give you permission to host and distribute their brand fonts

i should make a burger king logo generator that isn't bad