hello, i'm the reverse tooth fairy i take your money while you're asleep and leave you a handful of assorted children's teeth

speeding about in the race car of the mind

sweet

whua

bjjwwjiseieuehakaosos to all

it's not my fault you have a spawn point in your house

billie jean is not my chudler

barf symptom

does anybody know any other sports

i live in the city with the blue team

what is the prize for the winning city

a evening stroll

do you guys ever heard of savings time

spooky staircase with 8" tread spooky expired fire extinguisher spooky emergency exit obstruction

giving the kids loaves of wonder bread

trick or treat taste my blade

tl;cr

he is risen

as usual, i forgot to wear pants in my dream last night. i tried painting a pair of jeans onto my legs this time around, but i think that made it weirder

horror movie about the bingo that kills you

they should make a video game for people who want have fun

punching a hole in the dirt to live in, minecraft-style

No man, that screenshot of an awful post from Twitter really positively added to my experience on this website that I use to specifically not be on Twitter

[in the middle of receiving terrible news that will forever alter my life] MY WASHER/DRYER: la! LA-la-la-la-LA! la! la-LALALAL! 🥰

ME: i'd like to solve the puzzle SAJAK: wow ok go ahead ME: Flhnk Radibitgt on Gugbs

i saw some real fucked up shit down by the bay

down by the bae

you're invited to experience the sights and sounds of the Chuck & Lisa Exploding Orchestra

engaging in vehicular combat with anyone who also has a silver car

my name is ozymandias, king of kings but you can call me mandy

JEOPARDY CLUE: This different guy did something ME: Who is somebody else?

i've got a sneaking suspicion that the chudler

guys this is timebee. he is the bee of time

some of yall are sweethearts, no offense

in 2035 everyone will look like a nascar

masterpiece

good news: I've escaped your traps and i'm back in the pantry

what time is it and why

i've read enough math articles on wikipedia that i'm not confident i fully understand how to add two numbers together anymore

wanna come over and look at the new uline catalog with me

Gm

SOMEBODY: your dog is so majestic ME: yeah he— DOG vomits a pint of ravine water

based on my experience with dell products, this room is burning hot and sounds like eeeeeeeeeeee

stupid diamont in my sky how yougone be up so high,

who yhe fuck is outside my.huose screamign "stop paintign potted plants". imll kill yuo

asking if i can give the bomb disposal robot a treat

and then God said "let there be hurg" and there was hurg. and God saw that it was just ok at best so he got rid of it

siri, get directions to the beef