Extraterrestrials are pretty much like normal ass terrestrials but extra... damn...

delivered! driver left package in dark hole with water

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

(scampering noises)

becoming immune from outrage when encountering weapons-grade takes by slowly teaching myself how not to read

I was assigned and designed a dogsona and Immediately had to draw it

WELL if protests are happening why am i not seeing them in the news? the media surely has no reason to attempt to suppress this information. i am very smart

Commission for @barnaby.bsky.social

"My Hubby Is Perverse— Masturbator Does The Unspeakable"

This is what Mumford & Sons looks like to me

the left wants to turn the straight of hormuz into the gay of hormuz

Tubi this and Tubi that. How about you read a play and ask Tubi or not Tubi

wall-mounting a suction dildo in the bathroom shower to be a polite host for any guests

🎨 comm for someone @ tumblr! 🏷️ #furryart | #furry | #art | #riceartt

need a dracula who is kind of like a father to me and also my lover

mom says it's my turn with the religious psychosis

Barn Owl ☀️ Colored pencil on usps label

They say the next Young Sheldon has already been born

(after burning an effigy) Alright, nice work, gang. That's a great start, but remember the real guy's still out there.

There should have been a Teddy Ruxpin that told stories about drinking and being in the war.

Narcissus' Mirror 🦁🌱

i feel like we’ve grown apart since our plane crashed in the jungle and we were forced to do terrible things to survive

lol tankies nice revolution. that pales in comparison to my strategy, calling the cops on you annoying leftists then losing the election to gods dumbest soldiers.

if your roadside motel doesn't have color tv. miss me with that shit

小さな旅路(2024.9)

Home Depot guy: ok and what is it you’re trying to build? me: I’m trying to trap a djinn

News used to be better

(guy who's starting to lose it) people are gonna start losing it

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

when it comes to planets, i would say that the earth is right up there

Revisited a couple old pieces

Covid lockdowns were especially hard on 31 year olds

I was supposed to be learning how to interact with my peers

Gundam x McDonald's (2026) natalie.mu/comic/news/6...

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

(The threat of global imperialist war, global warming, increasingly concentrated wealth and extreme wealth inequality hanging over my head) time to punch left

This view of the Moon from Artemis II is just… WOW!

oh ditto...we're really in it now...

I bet the trusted leaker wishes there was a different term for what he does. He’d be a whistleblower if it was about something important, but no, he is the pee pee drippy man

They never explained what Forrest Gump’s problem was. I assume being a baby boomer is what made him like that

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

whoever does it is gonna be remembered for centuries and reincarnated as a lotus flower

If you strike me down I will become more struck down than anyone has ever been. My ass will essentially have been cooked. Think wisely.

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/25979 『ミイラ･キャット』5月発売予定。棺のケースから現れる 猫ちゃんたちがいざなう 悠久のロマンとミステリー "Mummy Cat" is scheduled for release in May. Cats emerging from coffin cases invite you into a timeless romance and mystery. #ガチャポン #gachapon

Pain is just French bread leaving the body

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

the animorphs transition but it’s just me morphing from standing to sitting