i want only 10 followers and every single one of them to be dreaming up ways to season and cook me

sleep thru ur alarms

SILLIES!! I'm overly motivated to draw today and I don't wanna stop but I have things to doooooo

Working on those two 🐾✨

as a centrist i think it's only fair to bulldoze the west wing to make it fair to the east wing

they should make a type of hero that gets away with it

They made it too expensive to buy a house but they also made it too expensive to rent. It's time to Retvrn to our ape roots and live in the trees

Catch and Release

we live in unprecedented times but apparently the mariners going to the world series is too much

Little #fish and #ships #ink sketch last night - petit #croquis de porteflot hier soir.

I have also long dreamed of demolishing the white house

after a careful analysis i have determined that everyone in charge is quite stupid

everyone says they want a third space until i offer them the use of the dank, lightless prison cells i've dug out beneath my home in secret over 30 years. way to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, guys!

if you make a joke on bluesky you die in real life

soundscape

you ever feel like maybe you did actually kill yourself that one time and hell is just having to do this shit anyway

i like that bluesky is the unc twitter cuz it means i'm extremely unlikely to ever fall victim to reading a teenager's opinon

I love illustrations of Mothman that are like this

in the theater nervously googling 'are horror movies scary'

i thought we all agreed we needed to give gramp gramp a constructive side project to keep his mind active? since we took away his keys all he does is watch fox news all day

they should do that to the rest of the white house with him still inside

Best dressed couple. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

"you should work nine hours a day six days a week making money for somebody else when you are young so you can (maybe) not have to work at all when you are 65" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Neighbors 2.0

There was never a London synth-pop duo featuring vocalist Andy Bell and keyboardist Vince Clarke.

Planetary Rings xkcd.com/3156/

Wes Anderson

interviewer: you recently settled down. how’s marriage? dracula: i love my vife

わるいひと

opening an adult pumpkin patch where you can get intimate with pumpkins, gourds, squash, stacks of hay, it's all fair game

we have the most fuckable scarecrows in the southwest

PA Mystery Zone Nikon N90 Kodak XX #filmphotography

me, whispering to my friend: sometimes i wish he would just leave guy who lives in my walls: i heard that

Is there a Mr Bride of Frankenstein?

this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"

I hope no one peer pressures me into becoming a conduit of evil again this Halloween

My horrifying ass could not go to the lagoon

And then you’re 30

you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball

dont understand all the hype around The Brothers Karamazov. there's no progression system at all. who am i supposed to identify with if none of the characters is improving their stats and acquiring better equipment

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

america must be humbled. it must be taught the meaning of defeat

if the us loses the world series i think it might be over for trunp

blue jays gotta win the world series and burn down the white house

nooo not the fella with the big ass

AWS is down, post hog

Hi guys, I started working at AWS as a Senior Software Developer. A couple of hours ago, I pushed new updates to AWS to speed things up. I have a good feeling about it. I'm so glad for the new job. #greatful