the concept of a “political think tank” as a place you can work as a job is crazy like they’re paying you and 2 other guys $150k a year to sit in empty rented office space and write little papers that say “i don’t think poor people should have access to food actually”

"Something dawned on me"

Question for Bluesky: does supporting or opposing things have actions and consequences

i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it

sad news out of Hartford's yearly insurance mascot convention tonight. the geico gecko, the limu emu, and the aflac duck are all dead in an apparent murder-suicide. jake from state farm and allstate mayhem reportedly found the bodies from an adjacent hotel bedroom amidst a forbidden tryst

I want it clear that I don’t support the actions of ICE in any way except funding and all the powers of my office

RIP Greg Bovino. Cried into his pink slip, threw it on the floor, tried to kick it, tripped, fell on a stove, backed into a shelf, knocked a bucket onto his head, reached for a wall, grabbed a rabid dog, and then fell out a window into the world’s largest outdoor red ant farm.

birthday present for myself

Art by Moebius for “Les Robinsons du Cosmos” (1970) by Francis Carsac.

Oscar in something that isn't a black sweater? How rare! 🦁

Scientists don't really know what goes on inside a sandwich, but some theories suggest tachyons may be involved

Gregory Bovino looks like the type of lackey to go out in a "You have outlived your usefulness" kind of way

three hares (holy trinity) germany, 16th century

sonic the hedgehog ran straight through my house and busted up my pipes

You will live long enough to see a better world. It will be yanked away from you like Lucy Charliebrown

day 1 behind bars. trying to remember what the prisoners dilemma is so i can keep an eye out for it. hate to end up with a dilemma in here. though perhaps it'd pass the time day 2. heeey my bad. that was not prison. i just passed out in a dog kennel, woke up and assumed it was prison for over 24hrs

quick lobito drawing #furryart

Baudrillard points out that nobody actually eats sour cream with onions

slice of life so thin it liquefies in the pan with just a little oil. (smiling as a rogue wave silently barrels toward our ship)

face down, ass up. i fell in a weird way

it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane

Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century

Having a full blown panic attack as I see Matthew McConaughey advertising Uber Eats rather than Agentforce The Powerful AI Agent From Salesforce

‘the bug stops here’ ok good i wanted to say hi to the bug

I’m just glad Joe Biden isn’t alive to see what’s happened to America, it would break his heart

This is how they played The First of Us

last night was a klasky csupo production logo

will you be my date to the reign of terror

with today's government we are truly "America Online"

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Every day on Bluesky feels like being behind the scenes on The Master of Disguise. Everyone bopping around in their silly little Turtle Club costumes until a production assistant walks on set to say "Terrorists have just flown an airplane into the World Trade Center. America is at war."

(Sulawesi cave 68k years ago) hey man wanna come with us to make the first artwork of mankind Me: no sorry I got work today

Dream of lovely days

wow, just heard Schumer and Jeffries have already hired a Minneapolis area pilot to fly over the city and skywrite AFFORDABILITY

the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace

🎨 comm for someone @ #VGEN ! 🏷️ #furryart | #furry | #art | #riceartt

do these guys not realize there's a paycheck database with all of their names in it or like what

YEAAAH CONGRATS TO SINNERS

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

democrats voted to require freddy krueger to wear a glove with three claws instead of four. why aren’t you happy. why aren’t you grateful

Solace in dance

i’m so tired of people cumming in chocolate commercials

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

Bowling alleys are so cool I wish more restaurants made you change your shoes