Star Lure
@starlarbu.bsky.social
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eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).
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mtsw
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We're doing Woke 2 and MeThree
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hey what the
about 13 hours ago
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hate when someone parks outside the lines and forces me to also park outside the lines. makes me feel like I'm continuing the cycle of abuse π
about 14 hours ago
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Caitlin
about 16 hours ago
Check out Wee Willy Winky over here
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going back in time and establishing myself as a high priced mystic who treats nobles' sick anemic children with my scientized elixirs (7up)
about 15 hours ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
2 days ago
I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market
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Mike.β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer's always like "ugh I just wanna go to high school and kiss teen boys" but she has to kill monsters instead. I'm the same, except for me it's wanting to post "I'm sliding every color from a crayola 64 pack up my urethra wrong end first" but having to post "Trump is tangerine"
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1 day ago
itβs not that funny
add a skeleton here at some point
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whenever you're so stressed you feel like screaming just take a deep breath so you can scream louder+longer
1 day ago
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you're not as fat and bald as you looked in your profile pics :/
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small dogs love to prank you by acting like they want to be picked up but then when you bend down to pick them up they run away while excitedly wagging their little tail. they think it's so funny. it's the reason I have trust issues
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grimm π
5 days ago
The headline and then sub headline is such an amazing set up and then punch line
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Loose pig named βBreakfastβ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood
In a shocking twist, the potentially illegal pig is allegedly owned by a Buffalo police officer
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/new-york-pig-loose-buffalo-b2860904.html
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Peter
6 days ago
iβd be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like βseduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid ladyβ
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I now pronounce you Mr. And Mrs. Steal Your Girl. you may kiss my bride
6 days ago
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pony pony huckabuck
6 days ago
i can't go to the unveiling of the jeans and get my blue soup because it's after baby bedtime but can somebody go and report back.
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small dogs love to prank you by acting like they want to be picked up but then when you bend down to pick them up they run away while excitedly wagging their little tail. they think it's so funny. it's the reason I have trust issues
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more mr. nice guy
8 months ago
time to take out the trash
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[dating if it was like a shonen anime and you had to shout out your techniques to use them] MALE MANIPULATE!!
7 days ago
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fulfilled a bucket list item over the weekend which was getting pulled over for a field sobriety test (ultimately blew a .01 lol) but what was really disturbing was I had to explain to the cop what a Pabst Blue Ribbon is
7 days ago
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Mike.β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
9 days ago
(tiktok voice) Wife missing for six days but I got new trampoline
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Good Trailcams
9 days ago
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my parents are both members of the biblical race of giants known as nephilim and me being a normal sized human is basically a wacky Stuart Little type situation
9 days ago
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sorority girl: I just feel lucky to vibe so well with my little me: yeah I love my little sorority girl: you're in a frat? me: huh? stuart: *pops out of my shirt pocket* I love you too big guy
9 days ago
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people make fun of this a lot but at the risk of being sincere I'm just grateful the street art has the positive message "stop wars" and not like "shoot up a walmart" bc I'm pretty sure this guy would've 100% taken to heart whatever message yoda gave him
9 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
10 days ago
Going undercover as a slightly different kind of pervert
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whenever I see Kim Davis I think of this
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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[my inner monologue during meditation] gaycube. xcocks. gaystation 2
10 days ago
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Mike Ginn
10 days ago
i don't enjoy live theater because i have intrusive thoughts about how i could completely ruin the performance, and believe i have a moral prerogative to do so
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vet office that euthanizes animals by hanging
11 days ago
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just finished baby proofing my apartment. no baby is ever getting in here *flips on electric baby gate and it sparks threateningly*
11 days ago
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Dave Itzkoff
12 days ago
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hey neighbor! I've been meaning to ask: do you mind if I covet your wife
12 days ago
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a good tip for staving off hunger pangs is to eat food
12 days ago
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halloween is behind us so you all know what that means: discount purple sandwich
13 days ago
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Worldwide Annually
13 days ago
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can't deal with this title right now. because love is the most defining aspect of our nature??
13 days ago
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wholesome sight I just saw that you don't see much in the age of smartphones: neighbor lady at her window with her boobs fully out πββοΈ
14 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
14 days ago
You just tucked in the wrong guy
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Santana Abraxas
14 days ago
Stretching a condom over my handgun and up to my wrist
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running a research study to determine at what age children know to raise their hands when you point a gun at them
14 days ago
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dell cameron
14 days ago
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if a tiny biker used his diminutive stature to look up my skirt I'd be furious. I'd crush him with the brick I keep in my purse
14 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
14 days ago
when is bedtime earliest bedtime bedtime βtoo earlyβ site:snopes.com
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I hate having to see this pervert every time I vote
16 days ago
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on bright side demons typically need to wrack their brains and hold grueling late night sessions to come up with appropriate ironic tortures for the damned but Dick Cheney is a total lay up
16 days ago
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just received the kiss of death from a mafia don but I didn't know it was the kiss of death so afterward I flashed a smile and fluttered my eyelashes :/
18 days ago
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my personal hell is being trapped in a terrible fiery place being tormented by demons
8 months ago
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oak blanco
almost 2 years ago
dark at nine, feeling fine dark at five, fuck my live
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let's convince insecure men to pluck out their eyelashes because eyelashes are for girls
18 days ago
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competentposter
19 days ago
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