Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate

I’ll never forget my dad shouting “what the fuck??” at the car radio when he learned that the Mariners had somehow blown a 12-run lead against Cleveland in the time it had taken us to drive across Snoqualmie Pass

It’s Time ⚾️ 🔱

Me today

Experiencing Mariners post-season euphoria for the first time in my life

It’s Time ⚾️ 🔱

Brandon Marsh has to be THE wettest Wet Guy in the league, I can’t imagine anyone being wetter than him

This is incredible camera work

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

A modern remake of Gaslight in which a woman’s husband hides just one of her AirPods

Not only does this story get a number of basic facts wrong, it doesn’t take time to actually explore why Portlanders elected these folks. Coming in with a pre-baked PDX story to fit a NYT narrative about NYC is harmful, especially at this moment.

Baseball is pain

Brutal.

this is a state sponsored terrorist operation being laid out on an american and every one in ICE needs to be treated as if they are terrorists after trumps regime is over

I can see a Blackhawk circling SW Portland for the second night in a row - it’s so so so stupid

List of discontinued merit badges (Boy Scouts of America)

did the white house just cite the famous and entirely fictitious "quick drying cement milkshake" as part of their justification here

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

what happens if you jack off in a medbed

deviled eggs, menges, livingston manor, new york, 1978

Every couple of months @screamerjim.bsky.social inexplicably decides to do something like “watch every Marvel movie in order” and then for weeks we go through this exact conversation every single evening.

Thank god Gigi went nuts under the top sheet when I was making the bed - idk how I would have done it without her help

I’ve only been awake for 3 hours and my “clear liquids only” colonoscopy prep diet is making me FURIOUS

Wrong - the Mariners would be thrilled to finally make it to the series!!! Anything else is gravy, they truly don’t care

*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no

FYI

Harrison Butker needs to worry less about The Decline Of The West and more about the wind blowing strongly to the east, in my opinion.

Good covers I’ve seen lately:

Never clicked on a video faster

All I saw was sandwich for at least 15 seconds

double photo opportunity, dinosaur world, eureka springs, arkansas, 1994

My ex-husband, Bryan, died on Tuesday about a month after being diagnosed with metastatic colon cancer. He was 39. I will miss him for the rest of my life.

adding this one to my list of reasons why I’m not going for my run

Working his way up the bridge ☺️

bookmarking every post abt this guy for...later

missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork

r i p rickey henderson i’ll never forget the time i saw you arriving at house of prime rib just as i was leaving

I finally met a distinguished celebrity last night.

club 21, portland, oregon, 1980

How it’s going

Chag sameach 🕊️ Love and light to all of you

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paul bunyan park-out hamburger sign, coeur d'alene, idaho, 1987

every road in Dallas is either called Sunshine Daisy Honeysuckle Lane or the Ronald Reagan AIDS Response Commemorative Highway