Every couple of years I get a piggy bank that’s too cute to break into so I can squirrel away my spare change and unfortunately today’s the day for this guy 😞

Sure why not!

If Medicare for All had passed, people wouldn’t have voted for Trump

The handmade, human qualities of your work are more valuable than they've ever been. Don't doubt that for a second.

the sooner everyone in the US electorate and public service understands that there is no normal to be found or returned to here the better we all will be. the time for half measures and norms has long passed.

anyone who thinks of the Postal Service as a money-losing business instead of one of the peak achievements of American society belongs in prison

lol as this guy’s actual irl girlfriend, I gotta tell you that i would leave him in a hot second if he started defending the democrats

Like…where did this fat come from? Why is it here

There is a blob of fat in the front yard of my house

margate elephant, margate city, new jersey, 1978

Good luck to our NWSLPA union members as they compete in the championship tonight! Women’s soccer is union STRONG!

Check out Wee Willy Winky over here

I will add one more mean but accurate thing which is that the Red Scare girls deciding they don’t believe in skincare as they chain-smoke into their 40s has become… really evident

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

club 21, portland, oregon, 1976

I took NyQuil like an hour and a half ago and this game is trying to kill me

Winchester Mansion x White House is the collab we’ve all been waiting for

I can’t believe Neil Olshey missed this in his incredibly thorough background check

If my small child could post.

MEANWHILE on tv right now this moment...

lol @ the idea of getting a Nazi tattoo and letting it hang out on your body for 18 full years with “plans” to get it removed

Dan Wilson oversaw the most successful season in franchise history!!!

I’m glad I chose to listen to the radio coverage instead of the tv announcers!! I figured if we were going to win, I wanted to hear it from Rick Rizzs and if we were going to lose, I wanted to hear it from Rick Rizzs.

(picking up guy in the gutter who has had his teeth kicked in and can barely stand after his kneecap was exploded) congrats man. now you get to play the dodgers. go get em

the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life

Practicing radical acceptance

I can’t do this

I’m listening to Rick Rizzs call the game because I couldn’t stand another game listening to the TV announcers and it’s SO much better

IT’S TIME ⚾️ 🔱

The game is in 2 hours and I already have horrible anxiety

My therapy appointment is at the exact same time as game 7 tonight so i need to cancel but I can’t seem to write the text in a way that doesn’t make me sound (even more) unwell

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

Does anyone play small ball anymore 😭

M’s bats are waking up. / Les battes des marins se réveillent.

I don’t think I have the constitution for post-season baseball

It’s Time ⚾️ 🔱

TELL EM!!!

Pizza King Winamac, IN

honestly, Shohei is underpaid

The defining feature of the Trump era is how it’s now obvious to everyone that the animating force behind right wing thought is the desire to be loved without loving. They hate themselves, they hate each other, and everyone must be as miserable as they are. It’s ideology by and for the insecure

I’m sorry for my momentary lapse in faith

Mariners pls

Maybe letting Elon Musk and his turd army download all the personal data of everyone who paid taxes in this country and install a backdoor to all the data was a bad idea after all

The Dodgers *barely* finished first in the NL West this year - payroll doesn’t necessarily determine success

SO much of the cultural and artistic nostalgia that society chases was just art made when people got paid to do it. Lavish movie posters made by human artists, video games made by people without sixteen different investment companies breathing down their neck, movies made by studios taking a chance.