Walked up on my friend playing a game, he got kinda weird so i did a scan y’know— disney shoes on an anime character. I kinda too-accusingly asked “you playing kingdom hearts?” So he said “no??” Too-quick, too-defensively. I point at his screen. “That says Gawrsh.” He didn’t say anything, gave me $5

oh so now liberals want to make it Illegal for Trump to have friends

Look I know had some bad habits but he supported science and folks, he was one hell of a financier

If I had evidence implicating the federal government and their rich enablers in a global scheme to sexually abuse children, I would not release that evidence in a series of strategic lore drops like it was an ARG

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason

Effectively the death of groupchats since there’s no alternative here

I saw an ai ad for some type of ai porn, where the image unintentionally featured the pov of a guy with 2 dicks spaced 2 feet apart, and it made me laugh so hard i took a screenshot, but immediately deleted it because well, it was ai porn of a guy with 2 dicks spaced 2 feet apart

Whole feed of people who prefer to use this site to get away from all the nazis on the other site, arguing about how much nazi past and chest space is reasonable if not normal lmao

Cheers, believers!

Charlie Turk circa 2018, as requested by @theknifeguy.bsky.social

JD Vance arranging the body on the oval office sofa to finally watch Hillbilly Elegy together. “It’s great JD, you’re my favorite president,” he mutters from the corners of his mouth, forcing Trump’s frail, stiffened arms to clap

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!

Everybody asks how you’re doing, and we say “good” because we’re alive. Also could be awkward to say “I am post-nightmares!” “Comfortable doom spiral.” “Amalgamation of succumbing and suffering,” “Just mournin’ my innocence!” “Dissociated— saner than ever but cannot conceive of joy lol”

What goes on here

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Just seeing what Qanon is up to

They should make a website where you’re allowed to say who you think should be killed imo

There should be a bluesky just for the ladies

Fucking hate the [ℹ️ Blocked] quote-post killing feature, it’s dogshit

Superbowl LIX

Haven't posted the Jokerfied Watto in a few years. Enjoy!

FOLKS! We’re back and this week we were joined by our new pal @dianathirst.bsky.social to talk shark Jesus, tech dystopias, scams, schemes and the end of the fucking world. It was really fun, go listen! Worstweekyet.com

I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school

Democrats say “we will not stand idly by” while standing idly by for entire decades. Republicans say “we will not stand by” while smashing everything around them in panic and rage, no ‘idly’ they don’t know that word

Does anyone know this guy "Congress" everyone keeps mentioning? How do we get in touch with him?

(Smugly) satisfied, leftists? Now that everyone is suffering? Now that i am acknowledging there’s genocide and mass deportations and a public health crisis? And all because an irrelevant number of you refused to vote for genocide deportation preventable disease cop

Actually 🖕🖕 is a roman gesture, it means 'luck to you.' This one? (I'm flicking my fingers towards you off my chin) a show of respect. And this (i'm doing a chopping motion off my thighs and thrusting), i'm sending my heart to you

beyond defense a price must be extracted. son of a bitch must pay

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

It’s my birthday! i’m old, but cute! Kinda melancholy, but getting some tacos! Have a good night, i love you

Tomorrow im going to GM a Hallmark Christmas romcom ttrpg and i’m like 75% sure i can pull it off as long as i don’t smoke weed, even though that’s how i wrote it

UnitedHealth CEO was killed 30 days ago on December 4. Luigi is now on trial Lancet reports that USA’s exploitative health system enables 68K preventable deaths ANNUALLY. 5589 Americans have died under this system since December 4. So—when do the CEOs who knowingly enabled these deaths go on trial?

NEW EPISODE where we talk about the great christmas groyper war online, laura loomers evolution, and adrian dittman x elon musk

@loomered.bsky.social loomering tonite 👀 Loomering tonight queen?? Loomering tonite 👀

Fumbled Dolly Parton, bouta end it all..

to all mages: stop trying to cast spells on me. i do not consent

I really wanna go see Nosferatu but i haven’t seen Nosferaone

At a restaurant, just overheard a grown man say “what the FLIP?” and i choked on my food a little

I am not regarding happy people with cute families and rich cultures and traditions who made good life choices today. Warm wishes to lonely and miserable unrequiteds who regret their life choices and loathe their existence ONLY

A nation state’s geography “shifting” and “shaping” like it’s a beautiful sandcastle on the beach and not an occupying colony slaughtering and ethnically cleansing and STEALING

Listen up, dummies— mass shootings, genocides, and attempted coups are not terrorism. Terrorism is when you self-defense against a violent oppressor! Got it? Yummy slop for us piggies! Chewy cud for we cattle, num num num!

Lmao

The notion that reading a shooter’s statement will cause people to snap to attention and become homicidal maniacs, like some kind of Manchurian Agent trigger word, is media paternalism at its worst. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-i-publ...