Fuck Ice

Conservatives: the Super Bowl halftime show ABSOLUTELY MUST be in English! Kid Rock: Ba Wit Da Ba Da Bang Da Bang Diggy Diggy

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@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social hey yinz said you wanted to get more people with interesting jobs on the show, how bout an ice cream man? I’m also a comedian and a former podcaster so I’m microphone ready

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We are so fucking back

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

Hurting people is easy. It's lazy. Anyone can do it with the right tools and the wrong morals. Protecting people is hard. It takes restraint and courage and empathy. They will never have that. So they can never win, in the end. Minneapolis will win.

It snew

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

Wear Cola. Go to demonstrations. Bond with the elderly. @andrewhilaryus.bsky.social

Pittsburgh stands with Minneapolis. It’s like 20-30° colder there I don’t know how they do it.

Post an emergency cat pic Gravy sunning her B hole

Happy 9/11 Christmas to all who celebrate

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat today Teach a man to fish, he’ll eat forever Train an Ai how to fish, and soon no one will bother learning how to fish ever again and I’m sure nothing bad will ever happen in fact only good thing will happen

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Happy Hotdogween Everyone

New York City I am IN YOU

Nobody tell my boss (or The Nintendo Corporation) that I just let a kid pay for their popsicle with this drawing of Pikachu, please and thank you.

Happy 9/11 Bluesky

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Deleting the dating apps and meeting no one the old fashioned way

Folks, It’s that time of year again! With your help, I’ve been able to give more than a thousand kids free ice cream over the last 3 years, and I wanna keep the tradition alive. Thank you all so much for your help!!

Worst World Problems

Guess which one I miss the most…

If your reaction to a study about how Ai hurts your critical thinking ability is to ask Grok if it’s real, I think you’ve proved the study to be true.

Happy Pride everyone

Today is Biscuit’s 2nd birthday, everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BISCUIT

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“What radicalized you?” A bunch of (sentient?) trees in the northeast United States got so fed up with how humans were destroying the environment that they decided to release a neurotoxin that hijacked our consciousness and forced us to kill ourselves one by one.

nominative determinism would be a beautiful name for a baby

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I just went to take all my money out of the bank. They said “sorry sir, we stopped using the penny”

Today is Gravy’s NINE YEAR Adoptiversary! Everyone say “Happy Gotcha Day Gravy!”

One thing I love to do is completely derail podcasts that I’m guesting on. That being said, invite me on your podcast! We won’t get anything done, but we’ll have a great time!

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

The Art/The Artist

Silly is my favorite kind of goose.

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Does bluesky fuck with Carly Cosgrove?

This month me and some creative friends started the Cholla AV Club, it's a place for creators of various types to get together to collaborate and mingle. In under a month we've already grown to almost 100 members. We'd love to have you bring your projects here and join us!

LONG EGG MOTHER FUCKER

Did some experimenting in the kitchen tonight. Made a sauce out of manchego cheese and bacon, mixed in some peas and put it over penne. I put a TON of garlic in it, tastes pretty good tbh

We’re BACK with a brand new episode of the pod after a week off. This time Deanna, @kennedytcooper.bsky.social and I were joined by our pal Brandon to discuss some truly abysmal news and some faint glimmers of hope. Go check it out!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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