New York City I am IN YOU

Nobody tell my boss (or The Nintendo Corporation) that I just let a kid pay for their popsicle with this drawing of Pikachu, please and thank you.

Happy 9/11 Bluesky

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Deleting the dating apps and meeting no one the old fashioned way

Folks, It’s that time of year again! With your help, I’ve been able to give more than a thousand kids free ice cream over the last 3 years, and I wanna keep the tradition alive. Thank you all so much for your help!!

Worst World Problems

Guess which one I miss the most…

If your reaction to a study about how Ai hurts your critical thinking ability is to ask Grok if it’s real, I think you’ve proved the study to be true.

Happy Pride everyone

Today is Biscuit’s 2nd birthday, everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BISCUIT

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“What radicalized you?” A bunch of (sentient?) trees in the northeast United States got so fed up with how humans were destroying the environment that they decided to release a neurotoxin that hijacked our consciousness and forced us to kill ourselves one by one.

nominative determinism would be a beautiful name for a baby

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I just went to take all my money out of the bank. They said “sorry sir, we stopped using the penny”

Today is Gravy’s NINE YEAR Adoptiversary! Everyone say “Happy Gotcha Day Gravy!”

One thing I love to do is completely derail podcasts that I’m guesting on. That being said, invite me on your podcast! We won’t get anything done, but we’ll have a great time!

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

The Art/The Artist

Silly is my favorite kind of goose.

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Does bluesky fuck with Carly Cosgrove?

This month me and some creative friends started the Cholla AV Club, it's a place for creators of various types to get together to collaborate and mingle. In under a month we've already grown to almost 100 members. We'd love to have you bring your projects here and join us!

LONG EGG MOTHER FUCKER

Did some experimenting in the kitchen tonight. Made a sauce out of manchego cheese and bacon, mixed in some peas and put it over penne. I put a TON of garlic in it, tastes pretty good tbh

We’re BACK with a brand new episode of the pod after a week off. This time Deanna, @kennedytcooper.bsky.social and I were joined by our pal Brandon to discuss some truly abysmal news and some faint glimmers of hope. Go check it out!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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interesting

RIP World Trade Center you would have loved this political moment

“Mindless people used to really like me!!”

Hello new followers! If you show me a picture of your cat (or just any cat) I will follow you back immediately.

Had so much fun opening up the @westernkabuki.bsky.social show in Chicago this weekend! Thanks to the homie @willow.cx for these shots!

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Any Chicago homies wanna hang out his weekend? Maybe get a sandwich or several towers?

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ITS ACTUALLY A ROMAN HAIRCUT, IDIOT

FOLKS, we are so fucking back once again! This week @labefana.bsky.social and @aintershow.bsky.social joined me and @kennedytcooper.bsky.social to discuss recipes for the rich, scrappy communicable disease underdogs, a real life X File, and the end of the world. It was a blast, go check it out!

free palestine

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FOLKS! We are so fucking back. This week, myself and @kennedytcooper.bsky.social were joined by film critic and Italian American @nikonamerica.bsky.social to discuss the metaphorical death of metaphor, the compounding crash out of corruption, and eggs. It was a blast, go listen! worstweekyet.com

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Hey what’s up? I was born yesterday. I’m a one day old BABY, and I don’t see any connection between these two things!

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FOLKS! We’re back and this week we were joined by our new pal @dianathirst.bsky.social to talk shark Jesus, tech dystopias, scams, schemes and the end of the fucking world. It was really fun, go listen! Worstweekyet.com

It is otherworldly funny that Elon is accidentally kneecapping the entire intelligence network because he’s too stupid to realize that a bunch of the stuff we fund overseas are spy operations disguised as some progressive bullshit.

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It was an honker to be the inaugural guest on Kennedy’s new show, Yinz should go give it a listen!