What are the odds they have a moment of silence followed by a stirring performance of "WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK!"

So Alito just wanted to hold his announcement until after the midterms so it wouldn’t be as front of mind for voters, right?

I worked really hard on this and it just sucks to see people I like and respect on here shitting on it. Everyone talks a big game about supporting artists but then they all pile on just to score a few points on the internet. Try creating your own stuff instead of making fun of someone else’s.

An underrated thought about Ossoff probably running in 2028: can you imagine the level of shit a potential Democratic First Lady being a practicing ob/gyn is going to have to put up with?

Being told you are not allowed to enjoy the symbols of this country by morons who don't understand the symbols of this country is pretty on brand for this regime.

God, I hope the first bar they go to they order a round of Irish Car Bombs.

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great. #FilmSky ISHTAR (1987)

I guess there was nothing broken about the Cubs that a long series with the Mets can’t fix.

Ever think it’s not the party we hate, just the people who have been running it? We are the party, dude.

With the mood in New York being like it is, I’m 99% certain Schumer doesn’t run in 28.

If he doesn’t want algae, he could fill the reflecting pool with oil straight from the Strait of Hormuz.

The true Trump Derangement Syndrome is whatever was neurologically wrong with the president this whole time.

Trump is about to go on a rant about how Iran has no cards, and it will be the geopolitical version of the Cavs coach saying that, if you look at it analytically, they weren't down 0-3, they were actually beating the Knicks 2-1.

Happy Sunday to those with complicated feelings for deceased fathers!

I’m pretty sure if someone put Civil War in front of Trump these days, he’d think it was real.

Makes sense it's cheap. Most of his fans don't.

Kier Starmer did his best to make Tony Blair look like the golden age of Labour.

I feel like some of our leaders aren’t keeping in mind that a country ruled by a regime that has been subjected to crippling sanctions for decades might not care about the global economy going under if they refuse to come to terms.

The only Al Gee I care about:

Guess seeing what happens when the SPR goes dry is back on the menu.

The Right will be satisfied once they can say the N word without any stigma and they can have chattel slavery again.

It’s election night in the UK!

Can't wait until next season of Severance when Zach Cherry's outie attends the Knicks parade and misses work, leaving his coworkers to think he's been killed.

I like to think that if I were sitting next to Patrick Ewing in float for a championship parade for the New York Knicks, I wouldn't be looking at my phone the whole time, but to be honest, I probably would.

I get that it's a celebration, but smoking a cigar at 10:45am does not seem like a pleasant experience, personally.

It’s gauche to complain about your birthday gifts.

Maybe it's not ideal when your two main negotiators aren't worried about making the best deal for the country, but are instead invested in making a fast deal for the President's birthday.

Trump going to have to throw in giving all of Iran free subscriptions to Paramount+.

Got my first chud reply dropping the R slur twice in one skeet. Gotta love the nuclear block.

Does the vaporware MOU survive the day?

Goddamnit, Gronk.

Pride going to have a lot of orange and blue this year.

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

Apologies to everyone who picked tonight for their wedding. Everyone at the reception was on their phones and it wasn't your fault.

Skip the White House, meet only with Mamdani and Pope Leo.

Shame this didn't go 6. Dolan was going to have Vladimir Putin in the owner's box with him.

Man, when they do their ICE ramp up in my city this month, they're going to go up against optimistic Knicks fans in the streets. They aren't ready.

A week after my Cubs won 10 years ago, Trump was elected. Wonder what will happen a week from today.

Dolan and Mitch will be the only ones who go to the White House.

Kinda poetic that they win on the road so Dolan can't fuck it up and Oakley can freely celebrate.

Next year, Mamdani gonna need to do this for the Mets.

WHOOOOOO!!!

The fuck is going on with the no calls?

Holy shit.

Wemby is playing like a guy that knows no ref wants to give him the flagrant that suspends him.

At some point, you have to start making shots.

Strait (of Hormuz) as a Service.

I bet he could modify one of the unsold Cybertrucks he has lying around into a submersible.

Zohran being in his suit at all times makes him seem like a Saturday morning cartoon character who only has one outfit due to animation budget restrictions.