If they didn't want this, they shouldn't have spent ten years telling anyone even vaguely left of center to go kick rocks

People sometimes ask me what harm AltNPS is doing, and it's this. This right here. AltNPS didn't do ANYTHING for this cause, and never even mentioned it before today. @protectparks.bsky.social is who made the difference (among others), but lots of people will now believe it was AltNPS.

The final battle for American politics has begun...the evil guys are really dumb but the good guys are 100 years old or on vacation for 44 weeks out of the year so it's anyone's ballgame really

Incredible interview from DJ Moore 🫡

Dude I love postgame interviews with The Guy Who Won It All so much, everybody just walking by gassing him up, huge smile. The best

Shocking my wife with the increasing drabness of the British photography videos I'm watching on YouTube

I know it's been said many times, many ways, Rhea Seehorn

Maybe it's cope as someone who's shot all his limited OTG stuff with it but I could see film having a resurgence of journalistic value in a world where anyone can point to a digital photo and say it's been manipulated in some way

Wrote about the first six months of parenthood and the frustration of trying to find a non-hacky way of explaining how it feels to look at your kid for the first time

Every now and then a friend will casually reveal the name of someone they grew up with and itll be the most insane name you've ever heard like "oh dang this kid I went to high school with, Randy Wetgrapes, went to jail"

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

I was just telling someone that I wished more of my leisure time could have a direct connection to an industry so wretched that it stains my soul forever

Who's A Good Boy has its final packaging! Look how slick this is!

Take this as an opportunity to recognize that scrolling through short form video content is the modern successor to cigarettes!!! Move on!!

Much like Kermit the frog, Gollum is a real guy to me. I maintain the passive belief that he's out there somewhere wearing a baseball cap in an Erewhon

People who work in creative industries should be allowed to live outside the binary states of "so overworked that they're unhealthy" and "automated out of a job"

It's funny to see guys in the Epstein photos who are visibly nervous to be photographed but even funnier to see the ones who are smiling like doofuses and wandering around without a care in the world like "god everyone on sex crime island is so NICE and they LOVE taking my picture!"

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog?" Oh okay so youd fight the infinite hound? Youd fight the dog who goes on forever? Didnt fucking think so, idiot

Let's get Hillary in there, let's make High Hopes the campaign song, if we're gonna squander this thing let's go down cringing

I think some of you don't know what "this but unironically" means when used in its correct context, I think some of you just say it because you've seen other people say it a lot

Can’t say enough that continued existence online is something that will only serve to bring us headache or harm and we should all be considering an exit strategy

One of the most litigious companies in the world just gave full use of its characters to an app that will allow people to put them in homemade snuff films all in hopes of never having to pay a human being for a movie or TV show again

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog?" Oh okay so youd fight the infinite hound? Youd fight the dog who goes on forever? Didnt fucking think so, idiot

another year, another round of rejections for my christmas song, “blade of the manger” in which I forge a sword capable of preventing the crucifiction

Every container for everything should be made of a very thin, breakable, glass

Hmmm dont love this

It's so funny to see them try to split the difference between pretending to be really busy and being an AI studio. Yeah...we put in an all nighter...writing prompts! Okay, are you stupid?

The Post: Enjoying some scrambled eggs and toast this morning Every quote tweet on here for some reason: Well we are all TOAST if the MAGAts get what they want and SCRAMBLE our democracy

Getting the sense that for many of us lapsed Bears fans this was the first time we allowed ourselves to tune into the this season and if the results are any indicator, we must stop

Making me microdose checkout shifts and you don’t expect me to claim what’s mine?

There is no holiday tradition I value more than sentencing our Elf On The Shelf to death for aiding and abetting fascism

Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

We gotta bring back being shamed for selling out, people should not feel good saying this sorta stuff

Can't believe it's already that time again: TOILET WRAPPED 2025!!

Once again my top song of the year was BEHELIT from the Berserk soundtrack, which I listen to for forty five minutes prior to sleeping each night so that I may have what I refer to as “goblin dreams”

In an attempt to drum up winter tourism, Chicago has introduced "The Orb," a wise cracking cousin of The Bean who's vibe is being described as "undeniably sexual"

You know the last page of this baby book would’ve ruined Don Draper’s whole night

As a nation, I think we’re ready for a game show where people die for real

This is kind of the endgame of the student loan crisis, the college experience has become bloated and so expensive that students are treated like customers who can't be wrong, lest they decide to take their business elsewhere.

Last day to pick up a copy of WHO'S A GOOD BOY and get a complimentary holiday card sent to whoever you're buying it for!

I love how enamored old Looney Tunes cartoons are with the inherent humor of a guy unexpectedly blowing his brains out. It happens a lot!

With some of the position changes my kid does between baby monitor check-ins I have become convinced that she occasionally leaps into the air like a fish

I really don’t think he’d do that. Franklin would not behave that way at all

I truly believe that we won't be able to fix the economy until we can get both workers and bosses to understand that $100,000 is no longer rich person money. So many peoples' sense of economic awareness is based on the 90s/2000s and never seems to update.

Here’s the deal: I love Cameron’s movies. I think Titanic is one of the greatest films ever made. But Cameron himself is a massive narcissist and blind lover of any shiny new technology. He was always gonna be a mark for AI and him being an Elon guy isn’t particularly shocking either

lmao this hits very close to home, freestyle RPs on Myspace message boards were basically my first TTRPG experiences and they completely informed how I viewed roleplaying games and communal storytelling in general

YouTube thumbnails ask a lot of questions I don't have the answer to man

If you're looking for human-made goods to buy this holiday season, consider WHO'S A GOOD BOY? It's a game about dogs doing competitive morality. You get to sin, it's great. The game doesn't release until spring but if you buy a copy now, we'll send a card telling the recipient that it's on its way!

WHO'S A GOOD BOY? will be in production until early next year but it can still be a great gift! Anyone who purchases a copy from our Kickstarter this weekend will receive a holiday card letting the recipient know they've been gifted the game! Give someone you love the gift of sin!