I think the only real solution to this sort of stuff is a silent global agreement that it's okay to be kind of an asshole to someone who's ruining a shared space to make content

A fascinating tidbit I'd forgotten until the Odyssey trailer debuted is that mythology guys are soooo annoying

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die

Judge Holden would clean up on Twitch, people would love watching him play Fall Guys

I went long about a 20 year old chase card, my penchant for getting rid of bulk, and Goku for CASCADE CASCADE.

An absolute blow to the chest and a much needed balm after some recent disillusioning news in Magic. To reiterate that Cascade Cascade is publishing some of the best writing in MTG is starting to feel like an understatement

When you give an object power, you give it power over you. Sometimes, that’s okay and even fulfilling. Just remember that the power came from you first.

Happy 5th anniversary to I AM NOT A WOLF, which due to its release date canonically exists in the world of STAR WARS.

This goes beyond eye rolling "ugh, I hate tech companies" sentiment, this is the full razing of our kids' inner lives for profit and it's happening at fucking school

If I got Spider-Man powers I'd probably forget that a spider bit me a few days before. I'd see how good at climbing I'd become and wind up naming myself "Cool Ape" or something

Was telling Julia that I fell for fake news about Jonathan The Tortoise dying and was lamenting about why someone would even lie about that and the whole time she thought I was talking about someone named "Jonathan Notorious" and that I'd just gone off the deep end defending some sort of streamer

This isn't true btw my baby came out awesome

You'd think it was the Main Primary the way you guys won't talk about anything else

Please go support writers and read an article I wrote. It’s an emotional and tumultuous exploration of competitiveness. One of the best things I think I’ve ever written for the Magic space.

Got to photograph an ape's hands today

One day we will investigate more deeply into why everything said or written about Ted Lasso seems to be done from the very edge of weeping

I've seen the way some of you posted about people with vices today and this website will not be beating the "dive bar for scolds" allegations

Lincoln Park Zoo’s new baby rhino just took her first steps outside for her public debut if you’re the champagne popping type

This is almost identical to the all-consuming media apparatus that Bradbury used to represent terminal societal brainrot in Fahrenheit 451

Saw a man buying probably a dozen bunches of bananas, just an incredible amount. He saw me clock how many bananas he was buying and made direct eye contact with the biggest grin like yeah man I’m gonna fuck these up, these are all for me. Maybe the deepest I’ve ever seen a man in his element.

why am I getting emails from the grocery store? I use you for food, you'll see me again I promise

we're averaging like two reichstag fires a month now

Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA

Saw The Drama and my screening was just two couples and me, two rows back like a judgemental trickster entity, so kind of the ideal scenario

Got to meet an icon tonight while celebrating The Onion’s complete and total dominance over Alex Jones

I have a hard time bringing my camera with me everywhere because when I bring it I see some interesting stuff but when I forget to bring it, I’m tossed around like a ragdoll by a level of mundane beauty I’d previously thought impossible which can be nice too

Compared to the peak days of Twitter, every Bluesky dogpile I see has the same vibe as that old Vine of the kid saying "youre messing with a future US Army soldier"

I used to get mad when they'd do the whole "shame the progressives" routine but now I think it's funny! We tried three consecutive elections of their consultants and people pleasing approach and we lost two of them! They don't get to tell anyone to fall in line!!

Is it possible to create an island with a safe harbor in the middle of a massive storm? We would like to think so. Free on CASCADE CASCADE:

Turning the tide of a war I'm losing by refusing to flush the toilet

I do think that whatever spiritual crisis is happening right now is, if not caused by, mirrored in the weird blandness of new construction home decor. Everything is taupe and frictionless! You will never be surprised! You will sit quietly in your beige and wait for your turn to be old!

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Happy "The Onion finally got Infowars" day to all who celebrate

It does sort of feel like every company, regardless of industry, is desperately releasing some sort of dork-ass device to try and stave off an imminent economic collapse

Realizing the dinner vibe is really good and running out of the room to get my Prego Brand Listening Device only to trip over a stool and bust my lip <<<<<<

"no man they look cool"

It's funny how badly Euphoria wants to be at the center of something culturally, to be some grim mirror for American culture, but instead never feels like anything but a middle aged guy's idea of what youth in the 2020s is like

Unfortunately the Beast of Marathon has risen from the cold waters of Lake Superior

Won a prerelease game by storming lightning bolt four times…….beautiful

I'm prepared to be told that there is no Strait of Hormuz and that it was an elaborate exercise to show how little Americans know about geography

If you make a good product someone from a huge corporation will come to your house and offer you ten million dollars to make it bad

I’m hearing word that the season finale of The Pitt cut a scene where Dr Robby leaves for his trip, passes one of those billboards that says “YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL” and decides to go to Legoland Paris instead

youre damn right

Getting banned from starbucks for asking the app to generate a series of increasingly erotic anthropomorphized coffees

Missed having a good "watch it on the porch" storm

I do feel a little like I've been struck in the head

Making small talk in the portapotty line while blasted as hell at Coachella and asking these two what they do for a living and Trudeau says he used to be the prime minister of canada and Katy Perry says "oh I'm Katy Perry" and, kinda swaying back and forth I just say "oh no way"

I think being on the internet between 2012 and 2024 did something very bad to our brains

Multiplayer Slay The Spire is a revelation

Reading Hyperion for the first time and it's so nice to remember that not all fantasy has to immediately define its weirdest parts right away. I'm like 50 pages in with zero idea what the deal is with the titular planet and I feel like that's just fully not allowed in so much stuff right now