Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar

Coming Spring 2026, issue 12! Art by @marcpotts.bsky.social Design by Vince Haig. Words by @rajivmote.bsky.social @grayhaem.bsky.social @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social @breathinghead.bsky.social @noirbettie.bsky.social @rlsummerling.bsky.social and more. Pre-orders will go up early in the new year.

get yourself a girlfriend that’s constantly ordering traps and bombs from the Acme corporation even though you evade each one with a placid, oblivious smile

Post you from a different era: 21st birthday lol

I don't follow pro League much anymore but seeing that Faker is on his way to another Worlds finals stirred up some feelings in me. Just unquestionably the greatest esports athlete of all time. A monolithic avatar of human skill and achievement

another genuine heater from @trasgomorph.bsky.social

Hell what’s one more straw on the camel’s back

looking back on the cartoons and children’s media that mattered to me when I was young, I say this with absolutely zero irony: I think we need to start scaring the shit out of kids again

*roleplaying in the bedroom*: we are the lone survivors of a terrible rafting accident. our clothes are soaked and our feeble shelter grows cold as the sun sinks below the ridge of the mountains—we must press our naked, shivering bodies together to survive the night

eagles game going so badly my friend just scheduled a therapy appointment

Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.

people getting upset about gore in fiction is always funny to me. brother simply stop picturing it!

which historical figures absolutely would have been twitch streamers if born in the modern age

Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community. Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!

no way…grief? externalized into some kind of…….monster???

pretty cool that physicists have finally proven the existence of faeries eager to lead lonesome travelers into their gloom-drenched netherworld

will be at NYCC on Saturday if you wanna do some kind of complicated synchronized high-five

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private equity is ruining all your favorite things. good news though: it will also make some of the most useless people in the world a lot richer

Can't wait for EA to get picked apart for scrap while the most obsessive and confident consumers come up with reasons why this or that game or studio or person definitely deserved it for wokeness

“I’m gonna steal your shit unless you specifically ask me not to in advance” be so for real dude

some good company!!!

Ohhhhhh! The Antidote by Karen Russell!

I never feel like I do enough at magiccon—never meet enough people, never play enough games, never talk enough about Magic. But if you were part of my latest attempt to do it all, you helped make this weekend very special, so thank you

putting on a @rhysticstudies.bsky.social video in the hotel room so I feel like I’m hangin out with my buddy

thank you @robotrad.bsky.social number one loot fan

Wow. Magic the gathering

@amytheamazonian.bsky.social did you end up bringing any decks

well! that was fun

In addition to the #MTGStrixhaven web fiction there will be a full novel set in the school of Strixhaven penned by Seanan McGuire! Omens of Chaos is a YA novel set at Strixhaven about the first-ever class of interplanar students who have journeyed to the school via Omenpath.

See you on the preview panel and out on the floor, Atlanta! #MCAtlanta

9/11 tribute video playing in the hotel gym

What decks are people packing for ATL. What am I going to be playing into here. how stupid we talkin

if you hate loot but love fleem you’re dead to me

starting to think phone doesn’t love me

laid up with the ‘vid. what should I watch with my limited-functionality brain, internet

Hi! I was laid off from Firaxis this morning. I wrote leaders and civs for Civilization VII (NDA for now) and Deadpool and Storm for Marvel's Midnight Suns. I also wrote the award-nominated Hindsight. I'm available for full time, remote work starting ASAP. DMs are open: emmkid.info

Unfortunately my cat is watching Alien Earth and learning all their moves

current workout goals are to become the bruiser that provides the first-ever physical challenge for our hero, forcing him to rely on his cunning to defeat me. maybe he can lure me under a teetering stack of heavy crates, or into a big ventilation fan

*grasping the hand of a man who I would die a thousand deaths for, who has seen the crawling and cowardly animal at the heart of me, whose eyes seem to have their own store of light to shed* Big Dogggg

Alien Earth has the sauce because it’s about what Elon Musk would do if he found a xenomorph

A lot of my dream last night was spent hiding from a Predator, while also thinking about how honored I would feel to be killed by a Predator

they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.

at the most basic level, writing is the practice of making your thoughts known to others--giving them a window into the innermost parts of you. when you turn over that skill to AI, you're only isolating yourself further, putting one more middleman between you and every other human being

tickets booked for atlanta, I will see you cool cats on the BATTLEFIELD (convention floor) [(hotel lobby)] {[(worst dive bar in the city)]}

starting conversations with “everything is so bad now” just to get it out of the way

EDH players:

If I was a morally bankrupt fighting force on the edge of civilization and I encountered a lone drifter, I would not torment him or take away the last meager comforts restraining his inner beast. I would simply Wish Him Well

Event Horizon is set a mere twenty one years from now. We’ve gotta get on it if we’re gonna send a spaceship to Hell by then

do birds that mate for life ever get bird divorced