My story at weird horror is now up!

It's a bummer but I've had to drop out of MagicCon Vegas. Hope to see everyone at the next thing! Visit a dive bar and play a mono-green deck for me 💞

It's a good day for Magic Story--no fewer than THREE current or previous authors for Magic: the Gathering have been nominated for Hugos. Congratulations @seananmcguire.bsky.social, @valerievaldes.bsky.social, and @marthawells.com !

The thing about all these “Defend Western Civilization” RETVRN chuds is that they’re certifiable morons! You’d think if this was your entire value system you’d at least be read in on Greek philosophy, Renaissance art, any history that isn’t podcast history, but that would require a working brain

you ARE going to fuck it up, it WILL be terrible, but the next version will be better

If this sticks around longer than a week (unlikely) I predict we are going to see an uptick in barista-on-customer violence

I’m writing a Magic story for the first time in like three years

I occasionally get disparaged falling off positive habits (exercising, reading) but we get endless restarts. "Blah, blah, discipline, routine" just try again whenever. The next day, the same day, fuck it

Would Thomas Cromwell be pro or anti videogame

Oh look! It’s @alisontheperson.bsky.social !

Zimone Wola is beside herself. 📘 Read the #MTGStrixhaven Quandrix Story: spr.ly/63325B6tIuz

I will never use AI in my work. Period.

Four days remain before the release of OMENS OF CHAOS! Four reasons to pre-order the book: 1. It will make me smile. 2. It increases the chances of more print Magic fiction. 3. Pretty promo Command Tower. 4. If we hit the NYT list, I get to hit @grayhaem.bsky.social with a pie.

Today’s story is from none other than @seananmcguire.bsky.social, who told me writing Quint is ALMOST too close for comfort

Today we got a banger about the “failure to launch” phenomenon among college grads, from @ayshaufarah.bsky.social

This weekend my dad passed away. We had a complicated relationship, but he taught me how to live a creative life. He’s the reason I love horror and monster movies, he showed me how to keep making art when everything else in your life is falling apart.

Hogwarts Academy has been enveloped by The Mist. All the students and teachers are being mutilated and devoured by misshapen insect-dinosaurs and lobsters the size of Toyota Forerunners. Dumbledore shot Harry Potter in the back of a car to prevent him from being obliterated by a tentacle colossus

📘 Read #MTGStrixhaven Episode 5: spr.ly/63326B65NEr#MTGStrixhaven Chandra and Ajani grapple with hard truths.

In the wake of the giant archaic's attack, the students must confront a demonic horror deep within the titan's chest. 📘 Read #MTGStrixhaven Episode 4: spr.ly/63324B6d49K

Kirol, Sanar, and Abigale search for their imperiled friends … and encounter some unlikely allies. 📘 Read #MTGStrixhaven Episode 3: spr.ly/63321B6dJHR

thank you david simmons

Eager to impress Professor Fel, Lluwen stumbles upon a discovery of grave importance. 📘 Read #MTGStrixhaven Episode 2: spr.ly/63321B6whXh

Episode one of the Strixhaven story is live!

mr president sir please deploy our brave ICE agents to retake the straight of hormuz, it is the obvious solution 🫡

hello 911? I’m being menaced by some sort of ghost or monster. no I’m pretty sure it’s not a metaphor for grief or trauma, my life is going pretty well except. you know. the monster

It’s 2026, we’re done with the banality of evil, we’re only doing the evilness of evil

There’s no rational or normal way to say this but I have a published short story inside the Divorced Bookshelf meme

Hi, I will be at MagicCon Vegas, let’s hang out

A wiser culture would beat these ghouls to death for doing something so profoundly blasphemous

You can preorder it now :)

yeah man I mostly make movies intended to be the subject of five minute "THE ENDING EXPLAINED" videos and twelve minute "THE PROBLEM WITH" videos but I'm thinking of getting into movies you only make so they can go unreleased for a tax writeoff

when I become Jarl I will have an honor guard made exclusively out of those glandularly huge bouncers you find in front of frat bars

Oh so now the woke are coming for the simple Kingdom Hearts fans

now that's interesting. looks like we've got an early story drop...just a little something to tide you over

Oh now this one is essential

Pure godless evil.

pretty cool--my story in Weird Horror 12, "The Eater," has made the latest issue of Locus Magazine's recommended reading list

Go chat with two of our incredible Magic webfiction authors!

this is extremely fucking important, esp with what just happened in kansas. they are trying to criminalize every aspect of our existence. i try not to be alarmist about things but this is where we are and it is BAD bad

snapping a pool cue in half and tossing the jagged pieces to my humidifier and dehumidifier

Boy howdy we would have bullied this guy in the Kill Screen days

Don’t forget! This isn’t just about a game, or a character. I took care to make this about the human condition, and fantasy, and entertainment. You don’t have to “know” Magic to feel its power. That said, this is canonical, part of a massive tapestry of storytelling. I’m honored to be here.

Coming soon!

the very cool issue 12 of Weird Horror Magazine that I have a story in is now available to order! order it and be very cool yourself www.weirdhorrormagazine.com

hey @gabino.bsky.social, Zero Saints fucking RIPS! Thank you!

the more you learn about private equity the more you realize it is an industry staffed exclusively by nosferatu motherfuckers. just absolute cartoon villains!

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Can someone please make sure this gets to her