Wizards Of The Coast and The United States Department of State Announce Magic: The Gathering: Universes Beyond: 9/11 and The War on Terror

Wizards Of The Coast and The United States Department of State Announce Magic: The Gathering: Universes Beyond: 9/11 and The War on Terror

Wishing all fascists a pleasant dirt nap

Nazi lives don’t matter

To celebrate literally anything I bought myself that Chain Reactions Blu-ray that comes with eight rare print transfers of Texas Chain Saw Massacre because it’s my comfort film

Doing Wreck League™️ trials at PAXU

US minimum wage should be $300/hr

Going to PAXU next week creating a number of opportunities to hunt and kill me

Sharks Fish and Chicken found dead in ditch

You have done me a great service, Criterion Channel.

Going to Johnathan Hickmans house and standing outside demanding he finish Black Monday Murders

Committing Seppuku in the CapitalOne Cafe

‘I need you to make 100 of these but at the price quoted for 3000’ is definitely a request

Committing Seppuku in the CapitalOne Cafe

My traditional offer applies: if you buy me a sandwich I’ll give you access to every game I write ever it is the MegaCorp Sandwich Golden Ticket

lol paxu is next week (fuck)

Staying at The Goddamn Spencer Mansion this weekend

Attempting a slight vacation I just gotta uh land a 40’ container in France real quick

Dream job at the giant vats where they grow bachelorette contestants

Launched a KS this morning and immediately got the usual marketer spam but one had the cunning idea to let me know I would only ever fail if I did not use their backer boosting service and jokes on them I’ve been failing the whole time

Losers who are addicted to losing worry about fallout of failing to lose

All restaurants are legally required to let you scream in their walk-in freezers it’s the law they have to let you do it

Every time an architect of the Iraq War dies I throw myself a little party and baybee we’re gonna pop off too nite

Fuckin Hellpiercers day

I forgot scythe and brass so this just keeps getting worse

Extremely jealous of people who get to vote for Zohran Mamdani

Before mondo games imploded they were showing off an asymmetrical Jurassic Park game that fucked so hard and I think about it all the fucking time

Board game retreat this week tried to condense my offerings and failed miserably

Going to paxu and engaging in my favorite pastime: ditching the show and going to the art museum (pma has a surrealist retrospective and the Barnes has a Rousseau exhibition lfg)

Been watching a lot of Howard Hawks films and talking way too fast

Gong to a cabin and subjecting my closest friends to horrible deaths

This is the goofiest shit and I love it

Charles Laughton made a movie so good he literally could not make another one

So brave

Goddamn dude this is the future I want

Been doing this thing where I work 6 11-hour days in a row and then just sort of go into cryosleep on Saturdays and this is definitely the most sustainable pattern ever nothing has ever been more sustainable

I’m one of the drone operators on the $20k housemaid robot and those things are neuralinked to us if I go smoke a cigarette the bot needs one too if I do a jerkoff motion I might concuss a child

I’m one of the drone operators on the $20k housemaid robot and those things are neuralinked to us if I go smoke a cigarette the bot needs one too if I do a jerkoff motion I might concuss a child

Fuck it Ghostwatch time

Born to die in a ditch Forced to work performance marketing

The cool thing about freelancing is you think it’s one job but it’s actually twenty and they all want you ded

It’s really not that hard to just set up a Shopify store I will help you do it stop giving dtrpg moneyy

What if I do another Kickstarter this year lol? Anyway follow this project it’s my first marvel book and I got to make a bunch of very Cool Shit™️ for it.

And whenever they catch you, they will kill you But first they must catch you

I made a power fantasy game where you’re a scanners from scanners the whole point was to make head popping mechanics it fucking rules

I made a power fantasy game where you’re a scanners from scanners the whole point was to make head popping mechanics it fucking rules

In PSYKERS, one to four players portray escaped test subjects with incredible powers on the run from the powerful megacorporation, Wuhan-Baxter. PSYKERS is a game of awesome power and over-the-top violence. Survival at any cost is the objective. spacepenguin.ink/collections/...

I simply would not parade my wealth in front of armed starving masses and expect to stay living but that is just me a simple person