did you see this shit

“They say when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore, but in my experience, I’d say that’s more like a heck of a commute! Hahaha yeah Q3’s coming up, lots is down but I’m trying to inject more humour in office for morale. Please fill out this survey to tell me if it worked!”

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

We’re back tomorrow with a mailbag ep featuring @thetylerbucks.bsky.social ! Here’s a cap I found thrifting with Yoda trying real hard to keep it together. Is it relevant to the episode? Idk! You tell me! Tomorrow!

Okay so final fantasy vi though!!!! I’m early on still cuz I rarely play but there’s so much going on it really feels like the game is meeting the hype

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Tune into this. I’m working on something about Unsets and have a renewed love for them and hope I can tune in for this tomorrow night!

I want a law requiring companies to advertise when they are making their sizes smaller but keeping (or increasing) the price. I'm so tired of opening a bag of chips or unwrapping a Snickers to find 82% of what I paid for. These fuckers are trying to fool us.

I cannot stress enough how much this is a blatant lie meant to make you feel like you're missing out. No writer worth their salt is touching this shit because we all know what a farce it is. AI is only seductive if you're a hack.

If you can believe it, we just successfully published dozens of pieces of high quality Magic writing over the course of three months, all without compromising on quality or pay! Thank you to everyone who made this possible and to our writers who have trusted us to put their work out into the world

We launched a magazine for niche hobby writing in March, one that emphasized quality, community, and ingenuity. We bet big on the fact that a non-zero number of people are sick of the video-focused content landscape. Now we're one of the best paying gigs in the MTG space.

Absolutely incredible work here by @mtgplowshare.bsky.social I’m quoted in this a couple of times and Ryan really made me sound hella smart PAUL BLARTIST baby!

Today I write about the way that economic marginalist thinking seeps into Magic--in the ways we calculate & fail to calculate, how to play, which cards to cut, and how we interact with each other. In a world full of calculation, it's good to be confused. Give it a read! substack.com/home/post/p-...

I especially liked this part of the article because it feat’d wisdom and generosity from @mikecarrozza.bsky.social

Finally moved back home after all the flood stuff. Universes Beyond is pretty cool, it got me Final Fantasy posting after resisting the franchise since I was a kid.

EVERYBODY SAY CONGRATULATIONS @ashleycooper.bsky.social

Are we seriously putting petting site ads in fucking fortune cookies now???

STEEL CITY TCG COLLECTORS SHOW!! WE ARE HERE. Come say hi 🥰

I love visuals that show what's actually happening. I wish our military would save us, but I'm starting to think that won't happen.

You all should be watching and reading @thetylerbucks.bsky.social on YT and EDHREC.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=61oX...

It’d be so sick if every place was run by someone like this

And when these guys start condescending to them, it's just a reminder of how broken the whole thing is. They talk about the bright bright future offered by a technology everyone is telling you will kill entry level jobs. Suddenly "You have so much time ahead of you" starts to feel like a threat.

It used to be that you nod through the commencement speaker out of respect but any obligation young people might've felt to show reverence is fully gone. They recognize that financial success in 2026 comes from being born 60-70 years ago or being willing to scam people, there's no advice to glean

The grad ceremony booing thing feels like the final collapse of Cultural Kayfabe. The idea that rich old people got what they have with elbow grease and business acumen doesn't hold water with younger generations and they don't want to hear a guy pontificate about a future he won't look in the eye

Would love to know what people think of this one! If you’ve read it let me know!

Gonna get into birdwatching but never use the real names of the birds

Next game night I’m breaking these pups out Shout out to @dansheehan.bsky.social and Julia!

Every American should be disgusted by this.

This is very different from my first @cascadecascade.com offering lol I hope you dig it It’s a game, have fun!

Been listening to this all weekend! Get into the latest Bolcast!!!

I know not using Google is a pain is the arse for many, but honestly if you went to a restaurant and half way through service they announced they were only going to serve shit you would walk out. There’s no need to accept what they’re offering.

Been listening to this all weekend! Get into the latest Bolcast!!!

wizard of barge most based artist of all time ig

Hannah Einbinder says Hollywood blacklist fears won't stop her from saying 'Free Palestine': 'The cost of not speaking is higher' ©️:variety

Saw this guy in a game today and I loved it. Hell yeah

Obsession is a new horror masterpiece shout out to @jfcdoomblade.bsky.social for the tip

I have no doubt the Michael Jackson biopic is awful but I’m seeing Obsession and had to pee and it’s all dudes singing and whistling Michael Jackson So that’s nice

Oh, no, please! Licensed Realtor was my father’s name. I’m Unlicensed Realtor I can’t call anybody but if you point at a house I’ll go ask if you can buy the place What do we think do we like dumb Mikey? Click yes for yes and yes for no! lol

Just to clarify. I loathed him, before I even knew what party he might have affiliated with. He was, to me, way back in the 80s, the epitome of what used to be called 'The Ugly American'. I loathe him even more now. I just want him gone. #NeverTrump #Resist @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social

You’ve heard of Tiny Desk and Tiny Homes Introducing Tiny Kitchen Sink The sink designed to be so tiny it pisses you off! RAGE SELLS!!!!!!

Protect your neighbors and make it known that they’re welcome.

Hey Designating trans people as terrorists??? The only thing trans people have ever terrorized is a Magic the Gathering table when they run graveyard hate against me. Fuck Trump forever. TRANS RIGHTS

Google, Microsoft, and Meta brag about how most of their code is AI-generated now. The developers generating that code say it sucks and that it's making the stupid www.404media.co/software-dev...

They won’t care

This Friday, grindcore legends See You Next Tuesday and Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop are releasing an album together called Brothers about Urza and Mishra. Thursday I get to interview Fox from CUNT about Magic for @amithebolcast.bsky.social Been a fan for a long time and it feels surreal

“Why put myself through any kind of deckbuilding challenge, or force myself to have Simic decks, if I didn’t vibe with them? Been there, done that, drawn my library. It’s not for me, and that’s okay.” @narukamiknight.bsky.social giving me the pep talk I need to declutter

lol had a listener write in to complain about me calling America a fascist country on my podcast lol “Oh no, the host of the Magic podcast I listen to correctly assessed the political climate with Trump in power and now my feelings are hurt” To the writer of the email, if you’re on here, fuck off🤙🏻

anyways you should follow @cascadecascade.com

You may grab the bull by the horns but I don’t grab the bull at all, I sit my ass down and listen

My buddy @mikecarrozza.bsky.social just called Mortal Kombat "SAW Karate" and I'm losing my mind at how funny that is.