Moving house tomorrow, it's to the middle of nowhere so no idea what the mobile signal will be like and the internet wont be sorted for a bit, so there's a good chance I'll be offline for a while. You lucky people.

The plan should be to make the purchase of EA one of the dumbest investments in the history of the stock market. Which shouldn't be hard as it's EA and there ain't nobody in the world who couldn't easily live without another EA game.

If the rest of the world demanded from UK migrants what the UK wants to demand from immigrants then the the flag shagging politicians would all be all over the news decrying it as discriminatory. The UK is a nation ruled by cunts.

According to a recent study by Fourchan university medbeds flood the body with feminizing hormones, as well as activating the part of the brain associated with socialism They trialed it with rats and after a week they were making placards calling for the downfall of capitalism Lovely boobs though.

Politicians, Prime Ministers, and Presidents, all announcing grandiose plans for made up issues. More people need to stop and ask “how exactly does this change anything?” Because the answer is that you’ll still have the exact same set of problems you always had, but now with less liberty.

Immigrants aren’t the problem Refugees aren’t the problem Trans people aren’t the problem. Dirty money, lobbyists, Christian fascism, corruption, public services for profit, economic decline, climate change, housing, healthcare, education, racism, sexism, wealth hoarding, etc Are the problem.

What he envisions is a future where the tech bros sit above everybody, being paid billions more of public money through fat contracts, where they alone control the flow of information. Individuals shall have no value, and society must pay for its own oppression. And we’re already halfway there.

Together We Will Go by J. Michael Straczynski.

"Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED, yet they name me even before Prince Andrew, who did visit, and I should know I saw him there clear as day."

Wait, you mean the party of Arron Banks had a member who was being paid by Russia to push their interests? Who’da thunk it?

Male ICE agents menstruate? its an oft overlooked part of the blood libel that many christians believed that womanish jewish males unable to control their heat naturally, menstruated. Dating from at least as far back as the Historia Orientalis in 1219, this was quickly folded into the blood libel.

Your new government sanctioned ID card has many practical applications. For instance you’ll be able to use it to access the public toilets of your birth gender. Which is why it comes with a free lanyard.

Trump wants a ballroom, because he hopes to mimic other world leaders from history that he admires. Like Hitler, who famously had one in the Albert Hall.

I would suggest neither voting for, or hiring anybody who would willingly abdicate their responsibilities to software that is fundamentally flawed.

A 30% tariff on upholstered furniture? What is it with this administration and fucking couches?

To be honest if you're still using any Meta p!atform then you should probably have a word with yourself.

I guess it’s called TERF island for a reason.

Reading the court case where Atari sued Electronics Boutique because they returned their unsold Atari Jaguars. There could easily be a book on the history of Video game lawsuits, but sadly a lot of them are nigh-on impossible to find details on.

In a world where both strawberry and raspberry are available, how much of an arsehead do you have to be to make the red sweets cherry flavoured?

Please don’t make me repost my article on “violence in video games” I wrote it 20 odd years ago and it’s terrible. Yes I could rewrite and update it, but I’m lazy and if you’re going to recycle old bullshit, then so will I.

I think a lot of people are overlooking how simple it was to affect change with Kimmel. The fact that you could do it from an armchair with your remote control, or on your mobile phone with an act that took seconds. It’s not a great look, but it certainly played a part in that response.

Yes I'm dehumanising you. But just know that I'm doing it with the upmost dignity and respect.

Authors (you know who you are) I've read some of your books and enjoyed a few of them, but I am just about done with the lot of you. In all my years not one of you has written a book about a dog called Monty and a cat called Jinky, where they open a launderette and hillarity ensues. Shame on you.

Wes Streeting, pictured here in front of the site to be used for his proposed "Trans facilities".

You can say what you like about Aldi, but they rarely disappoint with their crisp flavours.

Bring back the slow pan to a fireplace.

Just saw a bullshit Guardian clickbait article on “10 Endangered Puddings.” As a quick rule of thumb, if you can buy them in any supermarket (like treacle sponge, or bread and butter pudding) or buy them in a tin (rice pudding) then they ain’t fucking endangered.

There have been a couple of accusatory comments showing up to this, so to clarify, this isnt my opinion. This is the actual policy of a supposed major UK political party. This is what underpins their "get rid of the immigrants, leave the ECHR" rhetoric. If that wasn't clear, I can only apologise.

Ah nostalgia I remember this one doing the rounds in the UK when I was in middle school I also remember it doing the rounds in Ireland as well Much like the takeaway that got raided for having a freezer full of cats (there seemed to be one in every town) They sure do love repeating the tropes.

It really doesn’t matter how much bullshit he throws into the pot. He’s still on the Epstein list. And who wants to trust any advice from a cowardly sex offender with no interest in anything beyond his own self aggrandisement?

Sadly there will be no rapture, going over the scriptures it turns out there was a typo. Apparently it should read “Everyone is getting ruptured.” But only in the sense of our confidence and trust in political institutions. So as prophecies go it was pretty on the money.

Journalists. It's not "unproven" It's "bullshit"

Look when I said we could do this "the easy way or the hard way" I was referring to whether we should take Coconut Beach, Gateway, Alps, Wheat Field, and Autobahn, or Coconut Beach, Devil's Canyon, Cloudy Mountain, Seaside Town, and Lakeside. Some seem to have misconstrued that as a threat.

I guess we should be slightly relieved they're only going with folic acid, there was always a pretty good chance they'd be pushing uncooked beef and raw milk.

A reminder again for those in parts of the world where Tylenol isn't a known brand. RFKjr just announced that paracetomol causes autism. And the worlds media instead of falling about laughing and calling it out for the bollocks it obviously is. Are instead going with "contentious".

They're really pushing follic acid? Need pain relief eat some broccoli? Oh wait my mistake, they're pushing follic acid supplements, because of course they are.

I think Junior Disprin causes left handedness. I was given it as a baby and I'm left handed. So the evidence is certainly compelling.

The Vertigo book that quite literally made me into the person I am today is coming back into print in January in one colossal volume. 1500 pages for $60. Our current moment is sadly lacking in high-quality THE INVISIBLES discourse and I would love it if that would change. icv2.com/articles/new...

I think a lot of people are going to be pissed when the show opens with an apology.

Forgot I had Tyrian 2000 on the laptop. So that's as good an excuse as any to boot it up for a quick session.

First and Second Samurai bundle for £1.99 on GOG. They didn't put that in their weekly emails. I'm beginning to think they dont know me at all.

The increase in fuckwits showing up in the replies seems to have increased recently. What they seem to not realise is that their baiting is kind of pointless as if one can simply refrain from engaging with them, they're just stuck broadcasting to their 20 other fuckwit followers.

All terrestrial tv, freeview, freesat, Soarview, etc should also be available via IPTV. In an age where people have fast internet connections, having to trail cables around your house feels antiquated.

We'll get rid of all migrants and when they're gone we'll need people to fill the roles they took in society to avoid collapse. So we'll get rid of the social welfare net, collapse workers rights, devalue labour, privatise the NHS, and link health insurance to employment. Your boss now owns you.

Judeo-Christian is a term used by people who follow neither the teachings of Judaism or of Christ. Used primarily by "christians" on the far right of American politics, who lacking any persecution of their own, have to co-opt the history of another group in order to propagate a victim narrative.

I could sit and listen to Grant Morrison talk forever.

Bold move when you have Tim Cook out there very publicly kissing the ring.

I’m pretty sure by “ensure the safety of” he means “continue to legislate out of existence.” After all you don’t have to protect things if they no longer exist.

We gave away our creativity to the machine. Then we gave it our science, Our research, Our souls, We learnt not to question the machine, remaining subserviant to a box, a screen, and an associated data centre just outside of Dublin. Trading away our critical thought for passive consumption.

There appears to be a bit of a chill in the air tonight. I would close the window, but the juxtaposition between the cold room and the toasty bed is truly glorious.