Another bonus of living in Ireland over the UK that rarely gets mentioned. Cornados are infinitely superior to Bugles.

It’s funny seeing Trump claim about the BBC “they changed the words that came out of my mouth.” Which is demonstrably false. They edited two parts of the same speech together, they changed the context, the words were all his.

Now instead of a random AI telling you to kill yourself, it can be your own loved ones. "Come join us in the afterlife Kara, we have a fine selection of cheeses and your grandad just picked up an R360."

The other issue with this technology is that you could pretty much use it to create a virtual avatar of anybody for which there is three minutes of video footage. Which opens up whole new deeply creepy possibilities.

Saturday morning C64 goodness. There is no better way to start the day.

I lost interest when the title wasn't Killiam William.

They need to provide a service I would actually use. Like the ability to register a protest cancel on an account I've already cancelled.

Donald Trump. The man who put the nonce in nonsense.

What if after your death, you (or your loved ones) could continue on, helping others and inspiring new generations. Welcome to the world of AI porn.

Weaponised Nostalgia. Remember the music, remember the films, remember Spangles, the Texan Bar, when crisps came in big packets and the milkman delivered fizzy pop? If only we could go back to that. Just forget about everything else, we don't need to root through those boxes.

We open on Bond dying in the explosion, the camera pans back revealing a television in a hotel room, slowly tracking to the bed revealing Pierce Fucking Brosnan. Brosnan: Well that was nonsense. Cue the music.

A variation on my new article “What Even Are Crimes And Why We Shouldn’t Be Worried When Rich People Commit Them” will be appearing on the front pages of every newspaper from now until the end of time.

Funny how it’s never about protecting kids when it comes to your mates wanting to fuck them.

I think I've narrowed my PC replacement down to the Minisforum AI X1 Pro, portable enough, can sit under the TV, up to 128gb ram, three SSD slots, OCulink, and good connectivity. Obviously at a price, but still a lot less than the old laptop cost. Just wish it didn't have the AI Copilot bullshit.

When it comes to the trafficking, exploitation, and abuse of children, what is of the upmost importance is semantics. Which is why in the interest of clarity I will no longer use the term "Pedophile" and will instead be using "kiddie fucker" or "nonce". Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I wonder why Andrew "the royal formerly known as Prince" Mountbatten-Windsor never thought to use the "it's all a Democrat hoax" argument.

As a former writer for several major media outlets, in my new book "I've Known Donald Trump Was A Pedo For Two Decades" I argue why journalistic integrity is so important.

"Whilst surprising we do not believe at the current time that it will present any issue with the timetable of the Mecha-Hitler project."

I really can't explain it, but I have the sudden urge to watch Morons From Outer Space again. I hope I'm not coming down with something.

I preferred the swamp when it wasn't full of pedophiles.

I remember the days before the Online Safety Act when kids in the UK didn't need to catch a ferry from Dieppe to Newhaven to watch porn.

I'm not really fussed by the Steam console. Because I don't see what benefit it offers over a mini-pc, which even on the scant details released offer better expandibiliy for both storage and ram, and most now come with occulink for external GPUs. I guess it's all going to come down to price.

Ignoring the obvious, it's the size of a child and dressed like a french maid. Somebody should really take a look at that guys hard drive.

It seems like the simplest solution to the "no phones in school" issue would be some form of technology that institutions could use to block cell services whilst on their property. Wait that already exists, but of course this would block them for everyone not just a target group, so it's a no go.

The idea that being trans is a luxury belief has always been bullshit, the majority of trans people i know live on or near the poverty line, scraping an existance whilst being constantly villified Whilst the majority of transphobes seem to be either wealthy or well funded, and constantly platformed

Luckily Bond had remembered to take his anti being blown to shit in an explosion pill that morning, something he was thankful of as he washed up on the beach He was however surprised that as a side effect of the medication he was now 3 inches shorter, had a different face & had de-aged by 15 years.

They should just replace Bond with an AI, they seem to be shoehorning it into everything else.

If a band has played the Royal Albert Hall can they still be considered fictional?

Don't get me wrong, no longer living in the UK and knowing how badly the institution has been hijacked, I couldn't give two shits if the BBC dissapeared up its own bumhole. But I also know that whatever is in line to replace it would be so much worse. There's a reason these cunts want it gone.

Physical media that is perfectly playable without the need for a day one patch.

Who's ready for WRESTLEMANIA 43?

Laying in bed listening to the rain. It’s lashing it down out there.

My new article on the lefts tacit support for far right hate enabling platforms is now available. You can read it exclusively on Substack, and don’t forget to follow me on X.

A lot of left leaning journalistic folk publishing articles on right wing bias at the BBC. I would probably read them if they weren’t all on fucking Substack.

If only the UK had a government that stood up to wannabe dictators and genocidal regimes, instead of wanting to get into bed with them.

Five Favourite Reads (Billionaire Tech Bro Edition): 1: Where's Spot - Such a great book, constantly surprising, you see where Spot could be, and then he's totally not there, it wrong foots you so much and then boom, there he is. I had a foam plastic edition so I could read it in the bath.

"Can you explain how you got the nickname Pissfingers?"

For me it’s funny to think that all of the current furore around the BBC could have been avoided if instead of cutting to a crowd shot to hide an edit they had used a cross fade transition. Hell they could have even gone with a star wipe. Remember kids, transitions rule.

Yes I have important shit that needs to be completed by tomorrow, and I will get around to it. Just as soon as I've completed the dozen or so non-important tasks my brain has decided needs to be done first.

Lets not overlook the fact that the BBC fucked up, they edited together a sequence to create a narrative, it was media manupulation, it didn't need to be done as the evidence was already damning enough, and in doing so they handed the high ground to the absolute worst cunts in existence.

Everyone should learn to approach life with all the confidence of a wealthy unqualified white man.

Back in the Blockbuster Video days we had an in store promo video we had to play on a loop, every Christmas the Coca Cola ad was heavily featured. I don’t know if it was the limits of VHS, a poor sound mix, the less than optimal audio system or whatever. But I’d swear they sang “Tears for Satan.”

No man is worth a trillion dollars. Trust me, I’ve met men, I know.

Keir Starmer's five word review of Muppet Treasure Island.

Graham has always been a bully playing a victim, he supports women as long as they bend the knee, he's as mysogynistic as the worst "alpha-male" bro There have been many people who have tried to throw him a ladder to get him out of the rabbit hole he dived down, he shat on them all Brave he is not

It's more of the obscure arcadey stuff. Which is nice if you like that sort of thing. If you don't well, I don't know. Watch it anyway. You might surprise yourself. Go You. youtu.be/W2I7kUeDIME

THE THING 2 The Thing is back, and this time he's on a spring.

I know James Watson was a problematic fuckstump. But he was great in Poltergeist II.

I hope I live long enough to see the Spotlight style movie about the Epstein coverup. Obviously it won't be about plucky journalists as the papers were bought by billionaires and the good journalists fired. And I suppose it wont be a film as most of the studios were bought by billionaires... Fuck