Magic: The Gathering.

“Get that damn spell out of here and take your 2/2 bird”

You ever see someone living your dream?

Facebook moms *loved* that little white boy that sang Paparazzi on ELLEN.

Magic: The Gathering.

Gotta smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!

Someone took a photo of me the other day while partying. I hope you guys like it<3

Hey all. Pleased to reveal that I contributed an essay to @secondsightfilms.bsky.social’s upcoming 4K release of MAXXXINE. The X Trilogy are some of my favorite films of all time and it’s a huge honor to be a small part of their legacy. Thanks for having me!

Okay but does PRIMATE have an exceptional needle drop as per tradition in a Johannes Roberts film?

I knew I was going to somehow end up being mentioned on this podcast one way or another😭😂

Kinda obsessed with this

Fellow proxy-ists! What are your favorite land based proxies you’ve done? The world wants to see them! I’m still fond of the zine dual lands (full set is completely free to download and do whatever on my ko-fi page gallery 🤘)

Been getting back into my metal music roots so I’ve been listening to a LOT of Blood Incantation. Their logo never fails to make me laugh lmao:

"Accessibility is a key part of our mission at Nightdive. When we remaster a classic game, we’re not just making it look better, we’re making sure it can be played by as many people as possible..." Thank you @gamespot.com for chatting with us about Heretic + Hexen! www.gamespot.com/articles/bet...

Standard is so boring and I’m not sure if there’s a quick fix:///

baby's first lobotomy kit

Just got my copy of Shout! Factory’s gorgeous MARIO BAVA box set! Insanely honored to contribute to this one and yap over A BAY OF BLOOD and LISA AND THE DEVIL with @richardlnewby.bsky.social !!

I don’t think we should normalize anything. All behavior should be reviled and punished

Bolas’s Citadel on a stick is some insane card design. Gonna throw this in mono black aristocrats

@jfcdoomblade.bsky.social Q&A with @stevencmiller.bsky.social for UNDER FIRE at BIG BAD FILM FEST

‘Tis the season. Just received this beautiful limited edition Mario Bava box set from @screamfactory.bsky.social! It features commentary by @jfcdoomblade.bsky.social and yours truly on A Bay of Blood and Lisa and the Devil. Get into it! shoutfactory.com/collections/...

You should have me on your mtg podcast!!!!

Innistrad Remastered is my favorite Magic set in a long time:)

Playing Eldrazi is not toxic and I should be allowed to do it lol

If I can’t read unhinged takes from trans magic players here then what is this app even good for?

if we get rid of all the trans folks on bsky, all we'll be left with are shrill white folks trying to out martyr each other and no one wants that

18 August is TEXAS CHAIN SAW day! Please act accordingly. And if you haven't seen Alexandre O Philippe's doc Chain Reactions yet, watch this trailer to the end for a sneak peek of your girl right here in full fangirl flight!

Absolutely SOBBING because I came home to a 28 YEARS LATER care package that includes a poster signed by the cast and crew!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭 Thank you SO SO much @letterboxd.social and @sonypicturestv.bsky.social

Having a HELLRAISER tattoo makes you automatically like 10% more attractive

Been watching gore films, listening to death metal, and playing magic a lot as late. I finally feel like myself again.

Strong thread from Nile here that sums up why I’ve fallen out of love with a slot of things lately like TV, Movies, TCGs, video games, etc. It feels like there’s no effort on the slight chance that these corps get one HIT.

I am so stupid for never realizing this before.

Genuinely the worst card of the entire FF set. What do Tidus and Yuna have to do with Rhystic Study? Why the hell is it a screenshot and others are art??

First album you bought with your own money. This one did irreparable damage to me.

Pepe has always made me feel so welcome every time I’ve been to Austin! He’s a sweet boy that deserve all the pets and praise he gets! Consider helping if you can<3 www.gofundme.com/f/snorts-sno...

If WotC won’t do it, I’ll build a PROMETHUS/ALIEN themed deck myself:

Spoilers for SPIDER-MAN and AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER overshadowing one of the most interesting mtg sets this year (Edge of Eternities). They have got to really go back to 4 sets a year and *maybe* one of them Universes Beyond.

Telling my pod: “IM THE PROBLEM BITCH”

ALIEN: EARTH >>>>> ALIEN: ROMULUS

Pepe has surgery this week to alleviate a painful condition, and he’s at home recovering, but his roommates have spread themselves a bit thin to keep homie alive. If you’re able to help, even if it’s $5, I’d appreciate it. Prayers up for Pepe! www.gofundme.com/f/snorts-sno...

Did you know Fango has a mascot? It’s Pepe! Pepe lives with Fango’s creative director @jasonkauz.bsky.social and he’s had a rough patch lately.

Anyone wanna guess the next deck I’m brewing?

This past weekend, @jasonkauz.bsky.social’s lovable pug, Pepe, suffered an accident & needed live-saving care. The good news: IT IS WORKING. The rough stuff: We could really use some help getting Pepe back on his feet. Any donation or share is beyond appreciated 🤍 - AV & JK gofund.me/3b465308i

I watched a movie tonight. (FURIOSA).

Best acting in the 1992 Dracula is Keanu Reeves, because he successfully convinces us that his character is a virgin

Might put together the ultimate syllabus for various media to watch for WEAPONS

IGN firing a bunch of writers after they formed a union is some deeply evil shit.

AI as in “Ay, I ain’t watchin your movie”