This isn’t even strongly worded

THIS MEASLES DIDDLING TAINTWAFFLE SPENT AN HOUR PROMOTING $40/LB BRISKET AT A FUCKING AUSTIN BBQ YESTERDAY

Meanwhile, the men’s team got cold sad cheeseburgers and limp fries.

I just designed the article and THE SERPENT’S SKIN will be in the Spring issue of FANGORIA!

Pick up your copy of STAR WARS INSIDER #236, and check out my cover story: the 10th Anniversary of #RogueOne, featuring my new interviews with Gareth Edwards (!), @garywhitta.bsky.social, and @ilmvfx.bsky.social’s John Knoll.

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

Diaaaaaaaaaaane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peeeeeeeeeeaks.

On this Twin Peaks Day, please recall that @jasonkauz.bsky.social and I built a canonically immaculate Twin Peaks Gazette from scratch last year. This thing has more Easter eggs than the Easter bunny.

Because of Georgia’s rad Winter Olympic gala skate to the Mortal Kombat theme I am now re-watching MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION. Probably a mistake.

After this week’s fantastic Gold Medal free skate winning performance by Alysa Liu to "MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer, it’s time for disco to make a come back.

Original Chicken Crispers®

Someone should skate to the Wii shop music at the Olympics

Etali, Primal Conqueror, the elder dinosaur has returned to Ixalan!

Oh hey, I'm writing about @magic.wizards.com again over at Fango and got to ask some of the creators behind Lorwyn Eclipsed about adding elements of horror into the set.

Is this the most fucked-up cover I have designed for FANGORIA? Yes.

A cover so gnarly we'd get banned if we tried to reveal it here! This is your only chance to steal a glimpse at our FANGORIA #31 cover before it's revealed to subscribers in Spring.

Come on in for a peek at Magic: The Gathering's latest set, Lorwyn Eclipsed! Lorwyn creators join us to chat about bringing elements of horror into the new fantasy set.

It's their day.

Now that I'm on the other side of my forced hiatus (no we're not unpacked, mind your business!), it feels like the right time to drop a reminder that I am open to new clients and available for full-time work.

Last month, I spent nine days organizing and studying rhe legendary FANGORIA vault with @philnobilejr.bsky.social and @jasonkauz.bsky.social. Jason took A LOT of photos, we collected stories for the upcoming Fango Compendium, and we even made some videos. Here’s one: youtu.be/9ykmWqHQdSQ?...

Jason's right. Listen to Jason and go support his good friend and his wonderfully weird movie.

My very good friend Gore Verbinski has a new movie out this week and I really dig it. You should go see my good friend’s good movie GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE.

Meowth will what?!

HIGH ON LIFE 2 is chaotic and some of the most fun I have had with a video game in a while. Read my spoiler-free article about it over on Fango👇

It's Friday the 13th and we're ranking the franchise's unluckiest victims! Read the full list right here.

My favorite annual tradition

Once again, I made horror-themed Valentine's Day cards (with help from my wife @instalyssa.bsky.social and Fango's @crazysexyghoul.bsky.social) for FANGORIA. Enjoy!💕

Music from Darren Aronofsky’s THE WHALE was used by the French team in their Olympic Figure Skating: Ice Dance performance and they won gold.

Nerds are out there are doing great things! @tolariancommunitycollege.com raised over $600k for @translifeline.org @gamesdonequick.com raised over $50k for @raceforward.org this weekend Amber Glenn, a Magic The Gathering player and queer athlete, won a gold in the Olympics for figure skating.

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

I will continue my streak and not go to Dunkin. Slop ass shit.

Yeah I’m watching The Big Game* *Magic: The Gathering Spotlight Series - Lowryn Eclipsed draft

If you see the latest issue of FANGORIA featuring THE BRIDE! put a copy in the bridal section.

If you see the latest issue of FANGORIA featuring THE BRIDE! put a copy in the bridal section.

Was thinking of picking up Josh Ruben’s HEART EYES on 4K for Valentines Day but found out it was only released on blu-ray. 💔

I get my news from a reliable source.

I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST! Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc

He took The Substance!

FANGORIA and Shudder are teaming up to celebrate George A. Romero’s birthday this Wednesday, with a special Instagram live featuring QUEENS OF THE DEAD director Tina Romero and more.

Whenever a new challenge is about to be announced on Culinary Class Wars I keep wanting Billy the Puppet to come out on his lil bike to announce the game.

Looking for something to watch this month? Whether you’re snowed in or just snuggled up and looking for something fresh and freaky to watch on the tube, we’ve got the latest and greatest in horror additions to your favorite streaming platforms. Happy February!

Marketing for @magic.wizards.com’s TMNT set is getting out of control.

This is who runs this account

In awe at the size of these lads. Absolute units.

Found my @fangoria.bsky.social cover in the wild and only cried a little bit!

I’m watching the big games* this weekend. *Magic: The Gathering’s Pro Tour Lorwyn Eclipsed