My Poäng chair and Kallax shelves are a national security risk.

Damn. Can’t believe #FantasticFest is officially over.

He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. Steven Kostanski’s DEATHSTALKER whips ass. So many great practical gore FX and a fun ride on the big screen. #FantasticFest

Yorgos Lanthimos doesn’t miss! BUGONIA is the goods! #FantasticFest

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Came home from #FantasticFest and ripped open a Magic:The Gathering pack and god damn.

If you are pro Nazi you will hate Mike P. Nelson's remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night. If you are a good person that doesn’t like Nazis you will have a ton of fun. #FantasticFest

A 16mm rural slasher set in the woods of Tennessee? Yes, please!

The “fuck your feelings” crowd is upset that you are hurting their feelings.

That’s Magic, baby! (I won with an army of squirrels)

ICE: stop calling us gestapo goons Also ICE:

Leave this poor man alone. Elder abuse in the afterlife.

Hey all. Pleased to reveal that I contributed an essay to @secondsightfilms.bsky.social’s upcoming 4K release of MAXXXINE. The X Trilogy are some of my favorite films of all time and it’s a huge honor to be a small part of their legacy. Thanks for having me!

Another strongly worded social media post! It will work this time. I’m sure of it.

God damn. Holy shit. Just caught an advance screening of Johannes Roberts’ PRIMATE at Fantastic Fest. This movie will rip your face off and ask if you want seconds.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

My second book, The STAR WARS ENCYCLOPEDIA OF STARFIGHTERS AND OTHER VEHICLES was published today, from @dkbooks.bsky.social . It’s always a crazy feeling to see my name *anywhere* close to the #StarWars logo … and this time it’s very, very close. Insane. Thank you.

Longshot, but are any editors out there looking for help out of Fantastic Fest? I'll be there the whole time, and I'm still looking to place a few higher-profile reviews like Bryan Bertino's VICIOUS or Curry Barker's OBSESSION.

The 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards are back to celebrate the best in horror with hosts Barbara Crampton and Josh Ruben! Come on in for this year's full list of presenters.

A new RED SONJA movie and now a reboot of DEATHSTALKER. Is the sword and sandal genre back?!?

Working on an extremely cool, very major Fango project with @jasonkauz.bsky.social and I can't wait to tell you guys more! But I will wait, because I'm a tease.

what we’ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture i’ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now

“I didn’t agree with all of his views” Oh? Please let us know which of his views you did agree with.

This is difficult for me to post. I'm usually a private person but I've reached a point where I need help. If you've ever enjoyed my writing or friendship in general, I could really use some support these days even if it's just sharing online or kind words. ❤️‍🩹 www.gofundme.com/f/help-prote...

Happy birthday to @philnobilejr.bsky.social who once had me get in a casket for a Fango photoshoot.

Show him THE TOXIC AVENGER

The libs have been owned with bad kerning

hello my baby hello my honey

Just something I like to do around town each issue

Oh thank god. Muting threads finally works on this website.

Get an exclusive look at three new cards from Magic: The Gathering's upcoming SPIDER-MAN set, including the Vampire Scientist, Morbius!

I’ll be at #FantasticFest this year (my fifth? sixth?) and have availability to provide further freelance coverage for any outlets. DM me if interested. Writing samples in bio. Much love.

Mind tricks don't work on me. Only lasagna.

I always forget that Clint Howard is in 1993’s CARNOSAUR

People have been creating and posting sexy Watto pics for two days and the President hasn’t been seen for two days. Coincidence?!?!

Logging on to Bluesky.

It's been two years since THE TOXIC AVENGER melted faces at its Fantastic Fest premiere. Now, it's finally out in theaters. Go see the movie that got this reaction out of @fangoria.bsky.social and @thekingcast.bsky.social raconteur Scott Wampler. 💚

What if we got my boy one last blurb? @bloody-disgusting.com @maconblair.bsky.social @screamboxtv.bsky.social @cineverse-ent.bsky.social

Three hours of boot licking

Thank you for your service

Unfortunately, the press, not all but most, will not do any of that because it doesn’t get clicks or whatever. Instead they will calmly regurgitate talking points given to them by the WH.

Is it my imagination or has it become trendy amongst insecure straights to do the whole “no homo” nonsense again? Maybe it never left? Dunno. But all I’m seeing is this “pause”, “that’s gay” type shtick & it’s fucking lame. Couple that with more public ableism and racism, we are going backwards.

Absolutely not.

“It’s like poetry. They rhyme.” - George Lucas

name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring