Evil MoPac
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Pro-Gridlock Activist
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The Onion
about 22 hours ago
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Larisa Aitch
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Now these are party ppl “organic penile girth injections,” and “aggressively targets pet waste from non-breeder dogs,” as well as “fired in 2023 for having “office ass,””💃🏼🕺🏼
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What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
It has been too long, y'all
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/what-austin-celebs-look-like-they?r=1x1wv0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
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A post-election night chat with your Texas father-in-law
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Texas Republicans after seeing California pass Congressional redistricting
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C. Robert Cargill
6 days ago
Nine. 9. NINE. Nine Republican congresspersons have just been made lame ducks. In a congress with the thinnest margin in modern history. WTAF are those soon to be out of work people going to do in a congress running interference for the jackass that played chicken & lost them their cush jobs?
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darth™️
6 days ago
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
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Election Night Update... Your Texas Father-in-Law who slobberingly supports Texas Republicans adding House seats for Trump without the public voting is appalled at California adding Dem House seats via a ballot measure election
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Go vote or some shit
6 days ago
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My latest Evil Austin Pizza Review has arrived: Loudmouth 🍕🍕🍕
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Evil Austin Pizza Reviews #9: Loudmouth
We hit the east side for a change
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/evil-austin-pizza-reviews-9-loudmouth?r=1x1wv0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
7 days ago
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Not weirdly backing your vehicle into a tight parking spot is a genuine act of defiance in Austin
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The Chili's at 45th and Lamar in Austin should have a Michelin Star
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ATTN: Texans This means they know you've been texting while driving
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It's almost Halloween, and my new one argues why this holiday blows the doors off all others 🎃
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Seven Reasons Why Halloween Is The Best Holiday
Not ever sure it's even close, y'all
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/seven-reasons-why-halloween-is-the?r=1x1wv0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
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Shooting at the Austin Public Library downtown 😓
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Austin right now 💦
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"Whether it's Obama turning a tennis court into a small basketball court or Trump totally demolishing the entire East Wing for a new $300 Million ballroom, I think we can all agree that these Presidents added their unique touches to the White House" -Washington Post, probably
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Spooky Season 😱
18 days ago
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🎃My latest is live and gives y'all the final 11 entries in my '31 Horror Movies for 31 Days' 🎃
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31 Horror Movies For 31 Days, Part III: The Final Chapter
We're hitting the Halloween stretch run, y'all
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/31-horror-movies-for-31-days-part-941?r=1x1wv0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
21 days ago
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Austin cops with sirens on shoving F1 douchelords through downtown traffic like they're Secret Service is such arrogant shitbaggery I'm almost speechless, like fuck off so hard
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Trying to paint angry grandmas, righteously indignant folks with quirky signs, and twerking inflatable frogs as criminals and terrorists is fucking pathetic and desperate as hell
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My Austin-themed 2025 Spirit Halloween costumes are here 🎃
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Austin-Themed Spirit Costumes That Will Rule Halloween 2025
It's almost time.
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/austin-themed-spirit-costumes-that?r=1x1wv0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
25 days ago
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100% Certified Fresh on Evil MoPac
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27 days ago
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It's 10:04 and OU still sucks
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Heather Carpenter
about 1 month ago
Texas State Highway Loop 1
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Jack Craver
about 1 month ago
Here's a look at who is supporting & funding both the pro & anti sides of Austin's tax rate election.
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Who's against Prop Q?
Business groups come out against.
https://www.austinpolitics.net/whos-against-prop-q/
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TAINTLORD THUNDERDOME™
about 1 month ago
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JUST OUT: Good news for the Holiday Season. AUSTIN HAS SUPER CHEAP HOUSING AND ZERO TRAFFIC OR TAINTLORD DRIVERS. Also, virtually NO EXPENSIVE BBQ, POSER DOMAIN BROS, OR 35% TIP SCREENS. THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS FOR THE A.T.X.
about 1 month ago
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Merriam-Webster
about 1 month ago
Mars was the Roman god of war. That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.' Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices. That’s why we have Marshall’s.
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Part II of my "31 Horror Movies For 31 Days" is Here (FREE)
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31 Horror Movies For 31 Days, Part II
I prove that sequels can be even more fun
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/31-horror-movies-for-31-days-part-4fb?r=1x1wv0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
about 1 month ago
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Bitching About ACL Weekend 1 has officially kicked off in Austin
about 1 month ago
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Today's scary movie is The Descent 😱 Check it out here...
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about 1 month ago
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🔥 MY ACL 2025 BINGO HAS ARRIVED 🔥
about 1 month ago
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Gus Bova
about 1 month ago
There are simply so many fires to attend to; we don't even have a story on the gov shutdown up, but I feel proud of what the
@texasobserver.org
did get to this week. Today's story, ICE snatches a Dallas Muslim leader known for his gentleness and humility:
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Trump's ICE Has Arrested a Pillar of the Dallas Muslim Community. I Grew Up Hearing His Calls for Compassion.
When I heard Marwan Marouf had been swept up in connection with decades-old charitable donations, my mind went to his gentle voice we sometimes had to strain to hear at the mosque.
https://www.texasobserver.org/ice-marwan-marouf-dallas-trump/
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C. Robert Cargill
about 1 month ago
Oh, look! The new issue of Fangoria is here!
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First installment in my cool/spooky three-part "31 Horror Movies For 31 Days" series ($)
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31 Horror Movies For 31 Days, Part I
A Spooky Season schedule that you'll definitely want to keep
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about 1 month ago
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#Squishy conQueso
about 1 month ago
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Don't stop. believing..
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My latest tells the "Austin Sucks" crowd to fuck off
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Don't Believe The Haters, Y'all. Austin is Still Great
It's trendy to pile on it, but there's so much to love
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/dont-believe-the-haters-yall-austin?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
about 1 month ago
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Today is the perfect day to order The Daily Driver from
@armadilloroasters.bsky.social
For a limited time, all purchases include Evil MoPac swag 🤠
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Evil MoPac - The Daily Driver | Armadillo Roasters
Here at Armadillo Coffee Roasters, we only collaborate with true geniuses. So we're here with Evil MoPac to introduce The Daily Driver. A blend inspired and fueled by a need for great coffee during a...
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about 1 month ago
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KVUE
about 2 months ago
Robert Eugene Brashers has been identified as the man who killed 13-year-old Amy Ayers, 15-year-old Sarah Harbison, 17-year-old Eliza Thomas and 17-year-old Jennifer Harbison at a North Austin yogurt shop in December 1991.
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Who was Robert Eugene Brashers? | What we know about the man law enforcement sources say committed the Yogurt Shop Murders
Brashers, who died in 1999, was a serial killer whose DNA has been connected to numerous crimes across the U.S., including the 1991 quadruple murder in Austin.
https://www.kvue.com/article/news/crime/true-crime/robert-eugene-brashers-yogurt-shop-murders-suspect-solved-austin/269-7b491baf-5eb0-4c9d-a5b8-03c14ba6832f
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Fall Austin Cold Front™
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Lance Ellisor
about 2 months ago
not excited about sharing Austin roads with these murderbots. cc
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Three crashes in the first day? Tesla’s robotaxi test in Austin.
Tesla’s crash rate is orders of magnitude worse than Waymo’s.
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/09/teslas-robotaxi-test-three-crashes-in-only-7000-miles/
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The Daily Show
about 2 months ago
Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era
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Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
https://youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg
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about 2 months ago
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Austin, here's a fitting Venn for my new MoPac toll lane traffic app... Apple:
apps.apple.com/us/app/evil-...
Google Play:
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
about 2 months ago
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Steve Vladeck
about 2 months ago
"If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein." Justice Robert Jackson, 1943
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126. The "Fixed Star in Our Constitutional Constellation"
It's worth spending time with Justice Robert Jackson's 1943 majority opinion holding that the First Amendment bars compulsory flag salutes and compelled recitations of the Pledge of Allegiance.
https://www.stevevladeck.com/p/126-the-fixed-star-in-our-constitutional
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Nathan Bernier
about 2 months ago
A new
@evilmopacatx.bsky.social
phone app is promising to make sense of MoPac's unpredictable toll lanes by showing drivers how much each minute of time saved will actually cost. Alan Farmer made the app, inspired by "the terrible that is MoPac in the toll lane."
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The EVIL MOPAC TOLL LANE TRAFFIC APP has launched for both Apple and Google Play (Links posted in thread, below) 😱 This app gives a real time snapshot of how much faster the toll lane is than the free lanes (or if it is) and also does an interactive cost analysis 😍
about 2 months ago
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