Sticking to your principles, to the extent they exist, and losing is honorable Selling out and still losing is fucking hilarious

BREAKING: Austin rates are skyrocketing because of vaccines, not because more people know about Austin now 😢

Per Mayor Watson/Police Chief... 1. 10 shootings in S Austin since last night, 4 people shot, 1 seriously injured 2. 2 fire stations have been targeted 3. No clear motives have been identified 4. 4 stolen cars have been used by 2 young male Hispanic suspects. White Kia is latest being sought

Apparently an active shooter in Austin Stay safe, y'all

The last person in Austin you want to corner you at a party to chat

Yes, this exists and, unlike MoPac, it's awesome! @armadilloroasters.bsky.social armadilloroasters.com/product/evil...

Thanks, Obama!

@evilmopacatx.bsky.social at its finest

motherfucker pick up a god damned pencil eatf.art/ai

Even more powerful combo of wet and windy in Austin tonight than in an In-n-Out bathroom after a Double-Double and fries

Mother's Day hugs to all of the loving, nurturing, and fabulous moms out there❤️

Happy Mother's Day!!! Love you, Mom❤️

Chill Weekend Austin Venn™

Today's Austin Rain Tutorial

Always cool to be nominated for the Austin Chronicle Best of Austin. Some great finalists here for sure. h/t @austinchronicle.bsky.social vote.austinchronicle.com/politics-and...

Poetic

Some of these are actually a little too on the nose. Also, I am still laughing at the one for Chip Roy: “After leaving Federal prison in 2024 (conspiracy to run a lemur meat importation ring)…”

#Texas #cartoons #Vote2026

Hot off the presses: What 2026 Texas Runoff candidates look like they ACTUALLY do for a living. Y'all don't want to miss this one 🤣🤣🤣 open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

Happy 2026 ACL Lineup Day, however you celebrate

My new Austin Venn starring Westlake, Tarrytown, and Lakeway

My latest focuses on a huge problem for Austin: a horrific version of MoPac South expansion being quietly and cynically shoved through via greased wheels and palms There are still two days left (5/3 is deadline) for public comment and I link to that in the article

People who moved to Austin because of SXSW weather experiencing a 102 degree day in May

The new MoPac South Project has a bevy of red flags, from the brutal environmental impact to the odd, one-sided process being used to shove it through, and I break it all down here All y’all in Austin don’t want to miss this one open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

ATTN: Austin Drivers Thank you for your gross incompetence ❤️

Happy Birthday to the GOAT Willie Nelson 🎸

What driving in Austin feels like

Behold, my new Venn starring Austin Humidity, Cocaine, and Influencers

FULL TIME: 🌳ATX 2-0 HOU🟣 With goals by Nelson & Uzuni, Austin FC is able to win at home since March 1st vs DC United. They also were able to keep a clean sheet for first time since the 0-0 draw vs LAFC March 21st. Big win for the boys, important win for Nico Estevez. Thoughts on the match?

“There are additives to try to help the water be more efficient with cooling, and I couldn’t get a straight answer. I asked, if this water leaks from the system, what’s in it? Is there anything of concern to the public in it? And I just kept being told it would never leak.”

Austin Overcompensation Alert🥂

Fun one here! 🤣🤣🤣 open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

A man who says he was born in Colorado was deported recently after being pulled over in Texas, after which immigration officers denied his offers to show them proof of citizenship he says he had at home.

The air in Austin right now feels like a carpeted bathroom floor had a ménage à trois with Houston and a damp wool pressure sock 💦

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Beautiful shot of a rainy Austin over the Pennybacker Bridge❤️

Former Chronicle News Editor @pointaustin.bsky.social on Texas universities kneeling to political pressure.

On this beautiful, rainy 4/20 I've got nothing but love for my president, Willie💚

My Sunday Venn starring the HEB Boycott, Porn Sets, and Hunters

Where in the Austin area do they live? Correct answers only

When you're *really* late for that Circle C swinger party

Austin as The Breakfast Club

My new Venn starring MAGA Texas Fathers-in-Law, Porn Sets, and Starbucks 🤏♋️☕️

My latest Evil Austin Pizza Review takes me to swingerland (Circle C) 🍕 open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

The air in Austin right now feels like Houston and Miami are having a ménage à trois with a moist velour track suit inside a Sumatran jungle

The air in Austin feels like a carpeted bathroom floor had a 3-way with a moldy sponge and plastic bag full of moist wool socks inside a Panamanian jungle 💦

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Trump’s Iran Ceasefire Deal