Evil MoPac
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My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso You don't want to miss this!
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I Ranked Texas Big Cities From Worst to Best
Highly subjective and also 100% correct
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/i-ranked-texas-big-cities-from-worst?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
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Waking up to Austin's highest cedar levels in years
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My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
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I Ranked Texas Big Cities From Worst to Best
Highly subjective and also 100% correct
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/i-ranked-texas-big-cities-from-worst?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
about 21 hours ago
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Dumb smile on my face for the entire Super Bowl halftime show, just an absolute fucking all-timer
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Super Bowl Halftime Show Meme™
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For your Texas Father-in-Law
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Guy who moved to Austin in 2025 wants to tell you about all the best restaurants here
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Wayne Voto
6 days ago
Oh, this is good. 🤣
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❤️❤️❤️
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Austin Meme™
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❤️❤️❤️
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Amazing, all of them in one photo
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Your Texas father-in-law is more concerned about this today than the Epstein Files he posted about 2,588 times on Facebook
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Mike Hoinski
10 days ago
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A Stroll Through the Past on Austin's Town Lake
A longtime Austinite reflects on growing up on the city’s famous hike-and-bike trail
https://texashighways.com/culture/a-stroll-through-the-past-on-austins-town-lake/
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Russian Bots are stealing another election
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🙏🙏🙏
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FANGORIA
11 days ago
We’re crushed to hear that Catherine O’Hara has left us. Horror fans know her work in BEETLEJUICE and THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (as well as a memorable appearance in TALES FROM THE CRYPT), but her body of creativity beyond genre is an epic one. Our condolences to all who loved her.
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derek guy
12 days ago
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Peak 2026 Austin
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🤡🤡🤡
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Ilhan Omar
14 days ago
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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Ken Jennings
14 days ago
This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
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I hate ICE more than salt does
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All the tough guys bitching about schools and other shit being closed in Austin would be crying to AAA with shaking hands two minutes after their F-150 ends up in a ditch after hitting a tiny patch of ice
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I didn't have Liberals defending the 2nd Amendment against MAGA chudlords on my 2026 Bingo card but here we are
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Every bridge and overpass in Austin today
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They're no doubt searching for a new evil dumb fucking distraction to replace their current evil dumb fucking distraction that was done to keep y'all from talking about Epstein
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The worst drivers in good weather in Austin are always the first dipshits out there when the roads are ice rinks
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🤝🏻🤝🏾🤝🏽🤝🏼
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PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE... UNLESS IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH DO NOT TRY TO DRIVE ON THE HELLISH SKATING RINK THAT AUSTIN ROADS ARE TODAY YOU'RE NEITHER SPECIAL NOR REMOTELY COMPETENT TO DO SO
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Gorgeous Downtown Austin this morning from the Town Lake Boardwalk
16 days ago
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Mt. Bonnell Sunrise Austin, Texas 1/25/26
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PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: Respectfully, get the fuck off of Austin roads. They're frozen and you have zero ability to drive on ice
17 days ago
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Olivia Messer
17 days ago
🧵 Over the next hour in Texas, U.S. Senate candidates Texas House Rep. James Talarico and Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett face off in a Democratic primary debate. Early voting starts on Feb 17.
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Steve Vladeck
17 days ago
This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
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Fuck ICE That's it That's the message
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FRIDAY NIGHT WINTER STORM HEB UPDATE ❄️💦🧊😱 The following items are STILL available in Austin... *Vegan Ox *Yak Milk *Ham Girth *TP From Employee Bathroom (one roll max) *Mink Jelly (Westlake) *Diet Ice *Febreze Intimate Oils (Steiner Ranch) *Assorted Loins *Ferret Glaze
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A funny but mildly terrifying look at the latest version of Austin HEB Doomsday Prepping
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Yet Again, Austin HEB Winter Storm Panic Prep Does Not Disappoint
My pre-Winter Storm survey of the phenomenon yields reliable results
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/yet-again-austin-heb-winter-storm?r=1x1wv0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
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Seeing every Cybertruck in Austin stalled on the side of the road this weekend
18 days ago
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Dr. Paula Bruno, Ph.D., L.Ac.
18 days ago
Very nice article about why you might want to try acupuncture.
#Acupuncture
#InnerPeace
#HealingJourney
#HolisticHealth
#SelfCare
#Transformation
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14 Surprising Uses for Acupuncture | St. Vincent's Medical Center
Read through the news articles and press releases about and from the team at St. Vincent's Medical Center in Bridgeport.
https://buff.ly/USuPJAn
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Pre-Storm Austin HEB Toilet Paper Aisle Some of y'all planning to shit 600 times in the next 3 days?
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The HEB Water Aisle Austin, Texas 1/22/26
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AUSTIN ICE STORM UPDATE
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A Winter Storm Watch has been issued for Austin
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Bruce Lane
20 days ago
Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.
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Zodiac in California again
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My new Venn, starring Texas Winter Storms, $5 Margs, and Governmental Overreach
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Rashelf the cutest elf 🧝🏾♀️🍃💫🌬️
21 days ago
If you are, or know anyone, in the Austin… Lookout for freezing temps
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