not excited about sharing Austin roads with these murderbots. cc @evilmopacatx.bsky.social arstechnica.com/cars/2025/09...

Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg

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Austin, here's a fitting Venn for my new MoPac toll lane traffic app... Apple: apps.apple.com/us/app/evil-... Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d...

"If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein." Justice Robert Jackson, 1943

A new @evilmopacatx.bsky.social phone app is promising to make sense of MoPac's unpredictable toll lanes by showing drivers how much each minute of time saved will actually cost. Alan Farmer made the app, inspired by "the terrible that is MoPac in the toll lane." www.kut.org/transportati...

The EVIL MOPAC TOLL LANE TRAFFIC APP has launched for both Apple and Google Play (Links posted in thread, below) 😱 This app gives a real time snapshot of how much faster the toll lane is than the free lanes (or if it is) and also does an interactive cost analysis 😍

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Austin’s famous road sits down w/ #txsen candidate James Talarico at a time when TX/US is being “held together by duct tape & the good intentions of a well-meaning but badly over matched underdog squad of decent politicians & citizens.” @evilmopacatx.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

Special guest today as Rep. James Talarico chats with me about a wide range of topics Y'all don't want to miss this one! open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

@kutnews.bsky.social looks like boners back makin calls i love my city, especially the very stress free interstate 35 ❤️❤️❤️ #austin #i35 #texas #epic #graffiti #troublefindsme #kindnesstakepart #atx #iloveyousomuch #soco #native #keepaustinweird #lol #ut #acc #horses #walmart #freaky

James Talarico 🤝Evil MoPac Coming Friday!!!!! 👀

Perfection

Nothing but respect for Malört City. Chicago is a genuinely nice place and Bad Road Man @evilmopacatx.bsky.social (who isn't actually evil, shh) is spot-on about this nonsense invasion: evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/leave-chic...

This Texas highway might be 'evil,' but the person behind the account has heart. www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/t...

Evil gets real, y'all open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

🔵Sporting Kansas City 1-2 Austin FC🌳 HUGE WIN AWAY FROM HOME! Owen Wolff with a fantastic goal and CJ Fodrey with his first goal in MLS and the winner tonight at the end of the match! ATX secured their first win of the season after going down first, and is now 8 points clear of the playoff line

Longhorns Mood

Steiner Ranch Version

My Austin logo submission should have won Absolutely robbed

This looks like the logo for a company that supplies cups and plastic silverware to stadiums

Dallas Tacos™

Pretty much everything Trump does now

Happy Labor Day! Or, as it will be known in 2026, Management Day

33' | Goal Austin FC! Osman Bukari capitalizes on a defensive error from San Jose and Myrto Uzuni finishes it off! ATX 2-0 SJ

Talked with Bijan Robinson this week ahead of Texas vs. OSU. His prediction? Longhorns in a blowout ⤵️ www.nbcdfw.com/news/sports/...

There's a good driver in Austin

Some songs that can make things a little bit better open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

Texas Cringe™

Always read @briangaar.bsky.social: As journalists, we’re not just here to document Texas’ decline into a right-wing fever dream, but to remind you that democracy, decency, and reality still matter. thebarbedwire.com/2025/08/26/t...

Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.

Day 119 of the best indie Austin coffee collaboration out there ❤️

The air in Austin feels like a carpeted bathroom floor had a ménage à trois with a moldy sponge and drawer full of moist wool socks inside a Panamanian jungle

Austin Status Update Tag yourself

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

🍕My new Austin Evil Pizza Review is live: Pedroso's🍕 open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

Got my @evilmopacatx.bsky.social merch

EXCLUSIVE: New Texas Lege Hall Passes

You know who else didn't sign a stupid fucking pledge sheet required by misguided authority figures? RANDALL PINK FLOYD

HAPPENING NOW: We're witnessing defiance in the face of rising Texas GOP fascism, as State Rep. Nicole Collier is refusing to go along with their game. #txlege www.rawstory.com/nicole-colli...

University of Austin students are ICE rejects who masturbate to Charlie Kirk and fantasize about driving a Cybertruck

UPDATE: Today’s Texas Senate hearing on congressional redistricting has been canceled. But you can still make your voice heard — public comments are open: bit.ly/TXRedistrictingComment #TXLege #SD16

Texas Derby taking shape.

A hat appropriate to wear in traffic jams

#ATX Y’all need this. Especially if you’re out on the road between now and May 2026.

It's been a busy week at the Evil MoPac Merch Shop, and my elves are hard at work! 🔥🔥🔥 Order today for some cool "Back to School Traffic Sale" savings