"tilly norwood" sounds like something australian people say

if you're inside stay inside

it’s her day

oh did adam sandler officiate the taylor and travis wedding?

is he playing the fuck monster please tell me he's playing the fuck monster

our culture has made it permissible to be openly hostile to women. even toward a movie directed by a man catering to them, with an abstracted plot about sexual exploitation and a meathead who calls the hero “tits,” and a murky Snyder nu metal aesthetic

I am a VERY newly annointed single mum and the circumstances leading to this newfound status have been really ugly - deeply unpleasant, upsetting and destabilising. If you've ever enjoyed my books, blu-ray work or horror documentaries, now is the time to help a sister out!

Lily-Rose Depp is so brave for this

the 5-minute highlight reel of Tom Cruise's career that WB released as the new Digger trailer is so insane. Iñarritu is about to commit a war crime on movies

I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!

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It’s Father’s Day and maybe some of you do not have a dad in your life for one reason or another. And maybe of that group, some of you need to learn how to shave. Never learned, new to you, been doing it wrong, whatever. So today I will be your dad, and I’m going to teach you to shave.

Taylor Sheridan is the white Tyler Perry is the Black Ryan Murphy is the gay Taylor Sheridan is the hetero Ryan Murphy

So, this has been a pretty tough year. I've been out of work for more than 5 months, and the situation is pretty dire. If you could please take a look at this for a moment, I would really appreciate it. Thank you!

do you ever just think about how crazy it is that Demolition Man is the closest to our actual dystopia

i feel like every time i mention kratom to someone they have no idea what it is. my sister started using it after kicking fentanyl. it acts on the same receptors in the brain as opioids. the withdrawals are basically the same. and it's in like every gas station and corner store.

straight up Tim behavior

i mean, the crypto posts alone should be a red flag

ryan murphy is a terrorist

aaron sorkin straight to jail

jeremy strong is back in Special Boy mode

every time i see a massive cockroach i feel the goodness of my heart being tested

new Cape Fear series from Nick Antosca kind of rips. the first 5 minutes of the premiere left me absolutely *harrowed*

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If you’re craving something with an identical vibe to BACKROOMS, you gotta see CHANNEL ZERO. You will have a favorite season and a least favorite season, but you won’t know which one it is for you until you watch it all, so get crackin’.

and as sam levinson said "may god bless us all"

this is just so nice

they’re saying it’s statistically impossible

i am a banana

there's a really simple solve for this: just stop going to the drafthouse. "but we want them to do better and we love how great they used to be!" threatening to avoid them isn't the answer. they aren't going to change unless they actually lose a shitload of business. just don't go.

the pokémon evolution of Judy Greer in Jawbreaker -> Hunter Schafer -> Elizabeth Debicki

anyway i really just would prefer to see a Grogu & Babu Frik(s) cut

great read, but it is absolutely insane and exhausting that women (myself included) have been writing this same article for the better part of two decades.

what i am legally allowed to say is that getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to me and that during my period of employment there my mental health was in the sewer

i don't want to be "dropped" into an "interactive experience." i want a search engine that doesn't suck fucking butts

we really need a word for the Colleen Hoover/prestige Lifetime movie genre that has unsurprisingly taken off in tandem with the rise of fascism. tradsploitation?

i found my old LiveJournal, in case you were wondering what the 20-year-old version of me thought of the Michael Keaton film White Noise

Climax

i want a dumb phone version of the internet where it’s just AIM, blogs, a homepage with only the good websites, and a useful search engine. is that too much to ask

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i’ve never considered myself a violent person but i will MacGruber™️ what’s left of this man’s throat if he tries to take my pills away

only if they do the Harley Quinn version of Bane and get James Adomian in there

let him be schlubby who cares

So today I set a personal record for fastest time between the "got your draft, looking at it now" emoji in Slack and being booted from said Slack, fired from a regular PT gig. I appreciate some free time but also would like to review some movies and stuff so if any editors want fast clean copy, HMU

We launched the campaign for First In Fright: The FANGORIA Compendium six months ago. I was scared to death we wouldn't make our $25k funding goal in the 30 days provided. We made it in under an hour. Since then, we've blown past every stretch goal we set for this sucker. It ends today, at noon PST.

like we're all aware this is happening but it still sounds stupid insane in a sentence

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trying to set up an interview with John Early for this and looking for an outlet to run it. if you know of any editors/pubs that might be interested, send me a DM!

trying to set up an interview with John Early for this and looking for an outlet to run it. if you know of any editors/pubs that might be interested, send me a DM!