for this week’s column, i watched Fred Claus, a movie that deserves a fate much worse than being forgotten. merry christmas, sickos

It’s the last Terror Teletype before Xmas! This one is about some specific people. manage.kmail-lists.com/subscription...

Sarah McBride rarely centers her identity as a trans woman. Republicans do that for her. So when she steps to the microphone and talks about "21 years of unwavering homesickness," it means something. @mcbride.house.gov www.readtpa.com/p/watch-rep-...

i also wrote about some of the best TV in 2025 with help from @thewolfman.bsky.social @richardfink.bsky.social

for this week’s column, i watched Fred Claus, a movie that deserves a fate much worse than being forgotten. merry christmas, sickos

my post office seems like it is on the verge of seceding from the union, so I put another discount on everything listed here and then imma wrap it all up this weekend. grab what you want now, make offers on anything you want to shoot your shot on, xoxo

he couldn’t afford them :(

Tom Cruise IS Digger

wrote about some of my favorite movies of 2025, including two incredible films from Mary Bronstein & Lynne Ramsay that feel like cathartic twins

in this week's Memory Holed, a salute to all the 2025 movies we've already forgotten (and a somewhat unnecessary defense of Eden as good trash)

I took in a little foster monster last week and wrote about her in the Fango newsletter. manage.kmail-lists.com/subscription...

in this week's Memory Holed, a salute to all the 2025 movies we've already forgotten (and a somewhat unnecessary defense of Eden as good trash)

Disney's AI deal was inevitable, but it's still depressing as hell.

fuck disney

It Ends is now available to watch on the @letterboxd.social video store! Please watch our movie thanks! boxd.it/SBUi

are the publicists okay

talked to Kevin Smith about Dogma, why he relates to Star Wars (the franchise) and Bing Bong (the character), the new Pope, and putting Dogma 2 on the back burner for his new project:

talked to Kevin Smith about Dogma, why he relates to Star Wars (the franchise) and Bing Bong (the character), the new Pope, and putting Dogma 2 on the back burner for his new project:

can't believe it already happened: i watched a memory-holed movie that's.... good, actually??

can't believe it already happened: i watched a memory-holed movie that's.... good, actually??

you just know the unedited manuscript for Olivia Nuzzi's book looked like the zodiac letters. her editor deserves a pulitzer.

Ethan Hawke: I recently played a journalist taking on violent white supremacists in a small town. How many white supremacists do you know? Sydney Sweeney: My jeans.

Oh, this hurts. Tammie was personally responsible for getting me to the Tribeca Film Festival, my first fest, and opening doors for me at Sundance as well. I knew her as a patient but enthusiastic booster of women in cinema, in criticism, and across the film industry. An absolute light in the field.

Oh, yo.

looking at George Clooney movies for this week’s Memory Holed column and oh boy does he have some real contenders. i’ve narrowed it down to: Tomorrowland (haven’t seen) The Ides of March Money Monster

for this week’s column i wrote about The Invasion, in which a blonde lady named Carol has to survive an alien plague that turns everyone into an emotionless hive mind. it’s literally What If Pluribus Sucked?

it’s his day

Also, no one seems to talk about all the MeToo accusations leveled at Ratner anymore.

i find Glen Powell incredibly disingenuous. in every movie, it just feels like i'm watching Glen Powell as the guest star in an SNL sketch, surrounded by far more proficient actors. yes he's charming as hell and has several abs but WHAT ELSE

i’m usually a Hawley defender but this is a clown move

love having Eric at MovieWeb, and his look back at the second Ewoks movie is a real fun read

for this week's Memory Holed, i revisited/tortured myself with Sam Raimi's worst movie, made only slightly tolerable by Mila Kunis' campy Meg Griffin-as-Wicked Witch

i have semen, greg, could you felch me

pretty sure they all died

for this week's Memory Holed, i revisited/tortured myself with Sam Raimi's worst movie, made only slightly tolerable by Mila Kunis' campy Meg Griffin-as-Wicked Witch

starship troopers-ass society

i love the way Casey writes about bodies, and as someone who’s lived with pain from pelvic floor dysfunction for over a decade, this feels like such a gift.

Bless @sophiegilbert.bsky.social @theatlantic.com: "The past decade has been a gloomy lesson in how limited a proportion of men actually see women as equal human beings...The fish rots from the head. The pig is in the Oval Office." www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...

As basically anyone who’s talked to me since the summer knows, I’ve been working on this for months. Thanks to everyone who shared their insights. (I’ve got a lot more to say in the future, too.) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/m...

I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private: www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...

who could have possibly seen this coming

the only thing worse than rewatching Oz the Great and Powerful for this week’s column is realizing Zach Braff is in it

when you get owned by the kid from Project X lmao

as a big GDT guy, I wish I had fewer frustrations with the way this FRANKENSTEIN reinterprets the Creature into another of his misunderstood monsters -- but I have them, and here they are.

Brit Marling is taking on the iconic role of Computer Voice

“there are Epsteins everywhere for those with eyes to see.” literally ask any woman you know. most of us yelled about it in 2017, when it seemed possible for a brief moment that it actually mattered.

for this week's Memory Holed, i watched the 2012 Total Recall remake, which i had never seen and which features a 10-minute Ethan Hawke exposition dump cameo that somehow WASN'T in the theatrical version??