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Hell yeah LETHAL WEAPON 2!

You know what the Tilly Norwood AI stuff reminds me of? The non-starter career of Sony’s “digital actress” Aki, who they thought might be able to carry her own films.

People clamoring for a ROUJIN Z future.

Lufkin Mall 😝

Holy shit they apparently solved the Yogurt Shop Murders?! www.kvue.com/article/news...

A new Least Favorite Kind of Phone User are people who take calls on their car’s beefed-up sound system with the windows rolled down.

everyone log off and go rub your face in some grass

This is *tonight!*

Los Angeles friends: MAN FINDS TAPE at Beyond Fest is freeeee, courtesy of Neon. I’ll be there! beyondfest.com/film/man-fin...

This season of BB will be remembered for its comp beasts and absolute chickenshit game moves.

i feel in most relationships one partner is miss piggy and one partner is kermit. it's important to understand which one you are

Reading some Wagner & Grant/Breyfogle Batman…

On Twitter, I got some math wrong involving the budgets for the Swamp Thing TV show, tried to correct it in real time, and started getting threats from fans via DMs on other platforms besides Twitter. It sucked!

A weird cut in BATMAN FOREVER is when we leave Riddler and Two-Face’s crime spree to watch Robin dry his wet clothes with karate moves, then return to the crime spree.

Please enjoy this collection of childhood images of me and costumed characters.

Hahaha did Marvel revive the Ultimate Universe just to kill it off in a big event AGAIN?!

Staying up late to see which mailing list gives me a birthday coupon first.

The role I'm rehearsing for right now is maybe the closest thing I'll ever come to actually playing Fred Flintstone, and that makes me very happy.

All right, people. Give me your best movie recommendations for movies released in 1995 that star Joe Estevez. Must also have a baby ghost in them.

CUSH

Hearing the tracks drip out, I was doubtful I’d like Lola Young’s 3rd studio album, but now, listening to it through a few times, it’s definitely their most cohesive, complete album.

Listening to the new Lola Young and then this track came on and instant 😍 youtu.be/jmvCwjzpfuk?...

Um…the director of TALK TO ME and BRING HER BACK doing hardcore wrestling shit 😳 www.instagram.com/reel/DO2mExf...

What makes THE BATMAN so hard to rewatch? 🤔

Telling the story about the day I read my scene in F MY SON, at the #fantasticfest U.S. Premiere

Let’s check in with the cats on Caturday.

Getting multiple auditions the same week for the same prestige streaming show means *something's* working. 😅

Oh what a night.

“Jeez! Wowie zowie!” - Jimmy Fallon’s monologue on the Kimmel situation

Hahahahaha

Today is my birthday, and in between my sacrificial ritual to the elder gods, browsing Spirit Halloween, and anxiously maneuvering the collapse of American media, I’m soft launching something entirely new for me that I’m really excited about. ko-fi.com/aundriaparker

They’ve done *too* good a job making people think HIM is Jordan Peele’s movie.

F MY SON = BREAKING THE WAVES meets GARBAGE PAIL KIDS THE MOVIE

Did these people not hear the things he said about Black people? It’s either that or they agree; I feel like I’m losing my grip on reality.

I like Liquid Death's take on root beer more than their take on cola or Dr. Pepper.

My first Batman comic was one about Man-Bat that came with a record. But because of the way it was packaged, does that count? If not, it was THE BRAVE & THE BOLD #178. Both comics were creepy to me. What was your first Batman comic?

I have now seen FUCK MY SON.

Just drawing this morning, trying to warm up for something I’m supposed to be doing…

Drew this, just for fun, but…

WHAAAAAAT.

Ok. Details to come, but it looks like I'm going to be doing live televised theater à la Playhouse 90, in October.

You can haz a little state-run media as a treat.

It's kinda funny though that AI can draw from the collective of the hundreds of years' worth of cartooning and still only makes stuff immediately identifiable as an AI cartoon.