Always make me feel so young when I get carded for fusilli.

The first two are about equal in quality (shabby but ok); third one sucks (very boring).

What am I doing with my life?

Watching the OG Spider-Man movie trilogy.

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It’s funny that the article doesn’t even mention Goggins was a character in the second GI JOE movie. 😝

I’ve technically seen worse repertory screenings, but first run? This one.

Happy Sophie Hunter Dropped Her First LP Day to all those who celebrate.

They’re on Bsky! @thebookburrowtexas.bsky.social

Tibaldi did the Cyclops dirty. 👀

Stephen Wacker has been named new Editor-in-Chief of Marvel Comics, as C.B. Cebulski heads to new role as Editor, Asia Originals for Marvel in Japan.

SAVAGE DRAGON setting the speculator market on fire because the latest issue has jizz. Don’t know where these speculators have been for the past five years.

In the television show LANDMAN, Billy Bob Thornton plays a billionaire orphan inspired to start a crusade of vengeance when some land flies through his window.

I don’t know if you’ve heard but the Food Illuminati (the Culinuminati) has deemed s’mores the new hotness. GTFO, Dubai chocolate.

It's important for government work that is crucial for daily living to be defunded, so that the money can be given directly to the president and his family and friends

I liked this one when it came out. I should watch it again. boxd.it/4MJvox

BLUE BEETLE did a lot of things right. 🙌

Metallica wrote “Master of Puppets” about Señor Wences.

Saw someone on Reddit complaining that they moved to the Domain and it barely even felt like the community they were promised.

This book was my first required reading in TX public school, in fifth grade.

My grandfather wrote the diarrhea baseball song so every time a third-grader sings it, I get $0.07

How come you never hear about the *good* communicable diseases???

When God was handin’ out manners, you thought He said “bananners,” and you ate yours! (Yet somehow…respectfully…With a knife and fork and banana bib. We were all shocked. Turns out you didn’t even need the manners; they were inside you all along.)

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

Here’s my list of all theatrical films I saw up until 1989, which was when I started going to the movies as an independent teen, on my bike or with friends who could drive… boxd.it/cI0sm

A MAN CALLED SARGE is probably the most obscure “wide release” movie I’ve ever seen theatrically (up until it became the first movie I ever walked out on).

First run? McKee’s MAY TANK GIRL (3x in one weekend almost by accident) DAGON (the only U.S. theatrical screening?) Other oddities include Andy Griffith’s octogenarian sex comedy PLAY THE GAME, SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2, RETURN OF SWAMP THING (x2), NOTHING BUT TROUBLE (x2) List goes on!

Back when he was on the indies,I pitched Keith Lee this idea for a tee and he did not like it.

A G.I. Joe game using X-COM 2’s gameplay as its foundation/inspiration.

Someone keeps buying me 1-month subscriptions to Evasive’s exclusive YT content, which is very mysterious, but I’ll take it. Thank you? 🤷‍♂️

I made this in my phone because it’s the only way I know how to do it.

Last chance! Shadow in the Stars is a solo sci fi game featuring a starfighter pilot on a mission of destruction. Check it out before it's too late! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tab...

Our local (queer-owned) indie bookstore is really struggling to stay afloat. Through bookshop.org, you can buy from them without even having to drive to Pflugerville, TX! bookshop.org/shop/thebook...

Christina Parrish (RTX, BLOOD FEST) is one of the most unique comic voices around. I guarantee you this will be personal, challenging, weird, and hilarious. seedandspark.com/fund/sorryim...

For close followers of my low-key journalistic theme months, this is the third part of an unofficial trilogy revisiting Marvel Comics luminaries, which began with a biography of Mark Gruenwald... www.tcj.com/reviews/mark...

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes tonight in the Digicom Disclosureverse. He's doing great and can't wait to get back out there and start stopping things or stop starting things, depending.

Remember GetGlue and Gowalla and Hive?

Conflated HAMBURGER THE MOTION PICTURE and FAST FOOD together in my mind and now I’m not sure which one I’ve seen, if not both.

Your move, Feige.

These were $26 each at Box Lunch which is outrageous for what’s basically a crane game plush, but I’ve never, ever seen GUMBALL stuff for sale.

When people have to go into the sewers in action or comic book movies, the water is always pretty nice for what should be vomit-inducing poo poo water.

Here I am.

"Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!"

It’s your patriotic duty to watch this.

Your annual reminder that DC has a team called the Force of July

RIP Kjell Nilsson, one of the most iconic movie villains of all time. “Just walk away.”

Congratulations to Jonathan and Taylor Swift! 💍👰🤵💒

The dissection of why SUPERGIRL didn’t take is not as interesting to me as why a new STAR WARS didn’t.