Ok, I didn't know him but *I'm guessing* Schumacher would've loved this.

Those Good Mythical episodes where Rhett and Link ping-pong between passive-aggressive and openly hostile to each other.

Yes.

SECRET OF NIMH, THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG, CLASH OF THE TITANS, JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS...In high school, THE GREAT GATSBY (74), Zeffirelli's ROMEO & JULIET, MEMOIRS OF AN INVISIBLE MAN. Mom taught and would break out LIONHEART (the Eric Stoltz one from 1987) and SINGIN' IN THE RAIN for classes.

You will look as cool as Mickey Mouse in this. In fact, splurge on the good ears. Yell “here we go!” In falsetto when you accelerate.

All you have to do is drink mushroom coffee and you’ll shed your belly fat immediately, right there on the living room floor, just this mass of wet yellow innards. 100 pounds of warm human blubber on the carpet. You’re not getting your deposit back.

insomnia!

I’m having some fun with this new HALLOWEEN MAN assignment.

The horror mockumentary MAN FINDS TAPE is coming to Blu-ray, DVD and On-Demand. We’ve got all the details along with an exclusive look at the movie right here.

I can't tell if the missions in LIKE A DRAGON: INFINITE WEALTH where you take discreet photos of muscle-bound male "sickos" in their underwear is very homophobic or very gay.

Remember that month back in the 90’s when this got a buncha airtime on MTV and alt-rock stations? youtu.be/xUdeKat0TrY?...

Eating a baked potato is the first adult thing you do as a child.

You should be able to trade your Olympic medals for our signature ribeye platter at all 26 Kattle Korner locations.

Guess what? Poultry ass.

Seeing this weird BK news about the CEO asking people to call him. Burger King makes a better burger than McDonald’s but BK’s quality control is all over the map. McD’s is always McD’s, but there are “good” and “bad” Burger Kings if you live in a place that has a few of them. It’s a gamble.

It’s revealing that people can’t tell whether the Academy in STARFLEET ACADEMY is a high school or a college and whether the characters are supposed to be teens or not

gtfo

Quite possibly the worst licensed vintage lunchbox I’ve ever seen

I can’t keep doing this. This is the month that broke me. I’m not sure what’s next.✌️

Didn’t get cast in the two jobs that asked me to hold the dates. Just call me Mister ROFR!

Dusting off the Deep Space Valenines

COLD STORAGE is a perfect matinee popcorn-muncher. Shame it feels a little dumped. Brisk, amiable, and feels like a movie (locations! dialogue!) and not some streaming obligation.

We are watching TOMBSTONE. Dick Van Dyke and Wyatt Earp were alive at the same time.

One of the biggest problems with everything right now is that billionaires - billionaires specifically - should never be in charge of anything because they have no taste. Everything bad about modern art is because good or interesting is outside their understanding. We live in perverted times.

Just fire this up on Tubi and watch the first five minutes. “Lemme get mah SCONES!!!”

No amount of mystery box bullshit will make up for a serialized TV show where it's 100% crystal clear what characters want and why they are doing what they are doing.

Look, every now and again, if you've followed me for a while, I'm gonna end up posting about Whale.

I love Whale, with no irony, and didn't know it started as a loose jokey collective. Their second album, "All Disco Dance Must End in Broken Bones" is sorely underappreciated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ANd...

I applied to be a Sandwiches of History guest host because why not.

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich from UHF (1989) on Sandwiches of History w/Guest Host Toney Knuppel youtu.be/VeuSEbgRHxA

what do you mean there are people who use Chat GPT every day

There's only one video game podcast inspired by Laugh-In doing deep dives on Mike Nichols' CLOSER that I know of and it's @juliantitus.bsky.social's show Stage Select. www.patreon.com/cw/TheStageS...

Hahahaha view from the toilet

CBR (comic book resources) is your number one news site for articles abut old movies specifically through the lens of how much Quentin Tarantino likes them

Watching PISS PATROL on Tubi and the ads breaks are for HAMNET. The whiplash! 🤣

Today is the one week anniversary of The Hard Pass. I can’t believe it’s been a week. It seems more like six or eight days. All day I’ve been talking to myself about all of our favorite Hard Pass posts. Today is your last day to subscribe and still be able to claim you subscribed the first week

TIL there’s a sequel to 1985’s BREWSTER’S MILLIONS. BREWSTER’S MILLIONS CHRISTMAS (2024) Richard Pryor Jr. plays Monty Brewster Jr., who challenges his niece to spend his fortune under certain rules.

There were fewer years between HALLOWEEN and H20 than there are between SCREAM and SCREAM VII. Fewer years than 28 DAYS LATER to 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE.

Cancer robs us.

THE BONE TEMPLE is a horror masterpiece. Imaginative, unpredictable, gets into science vs religion, leading through fear, the power of empathy, rock & roll. Dark af but believes in humanity. Only knock is it’s half a movie, and needs its predecessor to function. “Whole bloody affair” cut, when?

Happy Saga of the Swamp Thing Day to those who celebrate! (Saga of the Swamp Thing #1 on sale date: February 11, 1982)

I thought I dreamed up Fem2Fem. Every now and then I tried to find out who had that "I made the switch" song, which made the early 90s talk show rounds, to no avail. "Butch in the sheets, fem in the streets" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnmw...

Because they love people and they choose to do this work because they love people, even Batman. Is that a hot take? It shouldn't be a hot take.

I’m offering a set of these six signed (to whomever you like) 11X15 prints of my portraits from the Lost Skeleton (extended) family at a swell discounted price. Only two sets available. Message me if you’re interested.

No, gonna skip DRACULA

Good god the gumball kid jfc

This is why American school systems need Sex Education, for avoiding exactly this sort of situation.