Women are now required to send her an email each week outlining every courage and risk we did.

ok the time has come for you EU cuties to come up with a plan for getting me an EU passport. All my grandparents were, RUDELY, born in America (all first gen.) Please fig out it’s truly in your best interest.

if I was a lawyer and wanted to get very rich i’d get on the side of federal employees bc the lawsuits are gonna be huge.

Old Soviet joke: man goes to newsstand every day, picks up Pravda, looks at front page, puts it back. “Comrade,” says the new seller, “why do you do this every day?” “I’m looking for an obituary.” “But comrade, those are in the back of the paper!” “The one I am looking for won’t be.”

incredible comments and QTs

today I told my PT I’ve been doing farmer’s carries at the gym. PT: What are you thinking about during the farmer’s carries? Me: my farm, my crops, how I need to make it through the coming winter. PT: (polite chuckle then silence) Me: Also keeping shoulders down & transverse abs engaged. PT: Great!

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

international women’s day

Trying to untangle how much parenting advice is actually advice on how to make kids compatible with capitalism

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas. "He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger." www.bbc.com/news/article...

Best song of the year

I taught a sketch comedy class in Abu Dhabi.

Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.

(Mr. Green voice) I’ve got news for you. It’s already here!

Man, this organization sucks so much. You know you can give away scholarships without doing this shit right? It’s really pathetic and anyone involved to be embarrassed.

drag name S’Pam Risqué

it’s really easy to summarize right wing/ moderate talking points with four (IMO culturally load-bearing) words: “ Vs ‘No it won’t.’”

It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans don’t see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. That’s why they hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they don’t believe in doing the work.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

i’ve learned that last year several coworkers strongly agreed that “the girl on the Pitt” reminds them of me. Then at some point they realized they weren’t all talking about the same girl, and now consensus is i’m a blend of these two.

maybe ask people to define what “politics/ being political” means to them before asking them more. it’s such a clickbaity thing to ask a celebrity (like asking if they’re a feminist) but lots of people define it differently, often stupidly and wrongly

high art www.instagram.com/reel/DVHcGhk...

did you know that in the UK they see color differently than we do? (they see a u)

Just got an email from our PR person. Philly Mag sent 20 copies of this month’s issue as there’s a piece about me/ my Simpsons episode. She said “I have gone page by page and no article” Folks, they sent 20 copies of THIS. Best/worst trolling of my life.

just found out all the Guatemalan nannies at the park have for quite some time been talking about the way I walk. (they like it)

this joke goes hard then you remember that he tore up the rose garden and then it goes harder

BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.

I deactivated my facebook account 13 years ago. I was just informed that it’s still up. I had no idea. yikes.

On Feb. 4, Matt Selman, The Simpsons EP, texted Christine Nangle with an idea. Their friend, Dan McQuade, planned to write about their Philly-themed episode. But he passed away before he could do so. Selman and Nangle decided to add him to it — days before it aired www.inquirer.com/sports/dan-m...

just a reminder @mikescollins.bsky.social had three gin and tonics on Feb 6

They raided the jailed children to steal their letters. The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.

second Simpsons Golden Age many people are saying it

I didn't want to put @dhm.bsky.social 's holy card from his funeral up at my desk. Thanks to @nanglish.bsky.social I don't have to. I cried in front of my intern when I showed her. "Look my friend was on The Simpsons". <3 to DMac.

very cool article about the episode! share.inquirer.com/ug0OCW?utm_s...

The greatest monologue since Shakespeare and the greatest episode in the history of TV…Congrats to Northeast Philly’s own @nanglish.bsky.social

last night people were excited that The Simpsons aired our 800 episode but I need more people to talk about our 801st episode where, over a montage of Kirk Van Houten being depressed, THE Michael Stipe sings “Everybody Kirks.”

truly cannot believe they let us do this

That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅

You might want to read this after watching tonight’s Philadelphia-centric Simpsons, but @nanglish.bsky.social did a brilliant job paying tribute to the whole city and not just the tourist hotspots (one particular location made my jaw drop a little). Go Birds!

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I wonder if @nanglish.bsky.social has any idea why this episode would take place in Philly? #NangGang

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I hadn’t seen this and I think it’s great. Newsom telling Louisiana to go fuck themselves for trying to criminalize abortion.

they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence

HOLY SHIT

I'm not saying a word

a more accurate pithy little worthless picture would be a bunch of little blue hands pointing up at a big blue hand thats pointing the same way as the red hands