Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda I’m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay I’m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways

Christine Nangle, MD (Monk Defender)

state-sponsored child trafficking

Pittsburgh Sinkhole Monster, do your thing

I love that every city has added a new mischief to the anti-ICE work: LA started the noise outside hotels Portland started the inflatables Chicago started the whistles Minneapolis started not warning them about the weather lol If ICE comes to your city it’s your duty to out-scamp the last 🫡

can finally share this triumph

Men don’t call a woman a fucking bitch when they’re afraid for their lives—they say it when they hate us. They say it when they’re punishing us. jessica.substack.com/p/ice-shooti...

sometimes I think journalists expect non-journalists to know and remember (and judge) other journalists’ entire body of work. This is tough u guys.

Nikki Glaser is one of the best damn joke writers who ever lived.

oRaNGe MaN bAd...but also orange man in fact bad

'Tough break with your Aunt and Uncle, but they should have complied with the Stormtroopers'

Silverio Villegas Gonzalez was shot & killed by ICE on Sept 12 ICE chased Jaime Alanis off the roof of a greenhouse; he broke his neck & died on July 12 ICE chased Roberto Carlos Montoya Valdez into traffic where he was hit & killed on Aug 14 Josué Castro Rivera was killed the same way on Oct 23

The first time Charlie Chaplin spoke onscreen, he implored the people of the world to resist the rising tide of fascism. Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.

Parking on Sesame Street is for Kermit holders only.

They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal

more and more and more i think about @monaeltahawy.bsky.social calling white women “the foot soldiers of the patriarchy.”

These people will fire and deport you for insufficiently glazing Charlie Kirk but openly celebrate killings against perceived ideological enemies.

Seriously, read this: "'Waiting for the facts' means waiting to develop a cover story. It means waiting for story to blow over. It means waiting until 'But that was seven months ago! Get over it!' becomes a legitimate excuse." web.archive.org/web/20140901...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

A lifelong lesson!

The people out at the site right now blowing whistles and yelling at ICE are doing so KNOWING THEY WILL BE PHYSICALLY HARMED because what’s at stake is THAT IMPORTANT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

Big: Wyoming supreme court just struck down abortion ban. And get this: The reason is a constitutional amendment codifying a right to make health care decisions... passed in 2012 by conservatives who thought it'd screw Obamacare! Quite the backfire. We explained this lawsuit a few years back:

Yep, I've got a History degree and the lessons from it are far less predictive of what will happen in contemporary society than Gender Studies and Critical Race Theory, which are like that sports almanac in Back to the Future II.

MARK KELLY YOU HAVE BEEN WRONGED BUT THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT NOT, AN EXCUSE TO TEXT ME AGAIN

I think a lot of people on this site think they believe people can contain multitudes but really don’t believe people can contain multitudes.

I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault

As the picture of what happened yesterday comes into focus, I think the proper analogy is a country bombing us, whisking Trump and Melania away for trial elsewhere, declaring that the Democrats have no hope of governing, and leaving Vance in charge as the guy they believe they can work with.

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

my observant mom at airport: “It seems like for women the big travel fashion trend is a beige sweatsuit.” me: “Yeah but I can’t wear that I look terrible in those kinds of colors.” my observant mom: “So do a lot of these ladies wearing beige sweatsuits.”

Turning Jesus into an Ayn Rand libertarian lunatic is the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.

damn girl fix your colons

better than any parody

I see this kind of pretzel merch all over and it is CANONICALLY INACCURATE FROM A SHAPE PERSPECTIVE!!

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

I saw a comment about a recent Simpsons episode about Marge dealing with an issue that is related to Marge being a woman that said “Who is this even for?!” and I think that is a hilariously revealing take about comedy in general.

so many greats, I think about this one a lot

truly one of the geniuses of posting

CatRat is a little shit

So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night

I have concerns about Mirabel Madrigal’s mother’s parenting.

ducttaped some pennies to my kid’s shoes for some DIY tap shoes BIG HIT FYI FYE

you can put vodka and cranberry sauce in a cocktail shaker if u want!

happy christmas eve!