I was just arrested for trying to make The Office today

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

Thinking white people are better is "being opposed to racial preferences" is more or less how Trump supporters see it. Unclear to me why the times editorial board sees it that way bsky.app/profile/jame...

Five hours later, a masked stranger enters the White House UFC ring

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

I don't follow sports so I assume from the photos that the Ghostbusters defeated Gozer

The awesome power of socialism remains unstoppable on the court.

I’m just afraid that now I won’t get to hear what religion everyone’s mayor and bagels are anymore.

They tried to hide but I got em anyway

Seems unfair that the funniest host in SNL history also gets to be the first trillionaire.

Today I walked past two guys talking and overheard “…they need to bring back short shorts with the ass hanging out. Feminism is dead.” BITCH THOSE SHORTS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY FEMINISM

Holy shit, these people have no idea: The people launching the pogroms against immigrants in Belfast are loyalists, i.e. loyal to the British crown. They hate the concept of being Irish.

Damnnnnn

Pips archive when

Bold to post this on Bluesky. Ran to the comments and reposts and yep. Bluesky’s gonna Bluesky. (Anyway I thought this was funny!)

my generation loves harrry potter, the boy who was best friends with the principal

Ms Rachel went to Delaney Hall

In Mamdani’s New York, a nation’s anthem booed

Watching a sketch eat shit at dress in 2012 if I recall correctly

For 2 wks my 3y/o has been talking about a screwdriver they saw at the aquarium (I wasn’t there). Apparently The screwdriver that cleans at the aquarium. (?) We went again this weekend and later the child was complaining there were no screw drivers. Took me way too long they meant SCUBA DIVERS.

this really stuck out to me, too.

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

This is true!

They made her a cake at work lmao

Hahahahahahahah

This would be kinda fun if the satirical point is that Fallon isn’t in it

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Thinking about an amazing moment about two years ago when a few friends and I were looking at a RIDICULOUS influencer mom/family account. She wrote a patriotic kids book about a kid named BRAVEN. Top comments on the book on Amazon were complaining about the spelling mistakes.

Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-shaking-with-rage-after-imagining-plus-sized-astronaut/

Why do I have to click through to fucking twitter on an Amber Alert to get all the identifying information?

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

I read things like this, and the only thought I have is: “I’m sorry you have known so many jerks and so few people who want to be decent, but that’s something you can change in your own life without involving everybody else.”

wow, curious when their birthdays are

How does everyone not get this yet? Anything done from the right is just, even against cops or troops or republicans or the religious, who having had something done to them from the right are no longer, and never were in fact, of the right.

Exquisite

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

SCOTUS just released an order after missing its own 5pm deadline: mifepristone access *will stay the same* while the issue goes back to a lower court.

Unfortunately I am still a sucker for when a big strong man is a baseline decent human being.

This is a really righteous and touching remembrance. Charles Barkley is very good at conveying feeling straightforwardly on tv.

Since Bluesky is the Philly Sports App™, here's Ukee Washington and Lou Tilley singing in a Channel 3 commercial from the 80s. Michael Barkann is somewhere in this, too.

Once again kicking myself for giving my actual phone # when donating to Sherrod Brown. Now getting bombarded with random dem appeals.

McConnell denied Garland a vote nine months out under the guise that there was an election soon and then jammed through Coney Barrett a week before Biden won. They have been flipping the bird to the concepts of norms and fairness for decades and the democrats have done jack shit to fight back.

The Court is just implementing January 6th by other means. Republicans know they are cooked if democracy stands, so they are burning it down.

very much of the view that a democratic congress should wield the guarantee clause against ad hoc, mid-decade redistricting, a practice which is an end run against representative government itself

They’re like emergency responders who put on their siren and rush to the scene whenever Black people are trying to get representation

Surely they've suffered enough?

Today all LAPD fire stations are open for Open House visits! It’s so cooool!!!! And good for kids to interact with a firefighter who is wearing full gear including mask so they’re not as scared if there’s an emergency. Also to see the inside of an ambulance.

I’ve learned there’s an Australian show with a hotter me and less hot Gabrus @gabrusky.bsky.social solving Australian crime