The only draft kings I'll ever fuck with play cube

I hope they ban every card on Monday

Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone. Trans rights are human rights. When we gather together, we can make Magic.

Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"

to me, edh is wacky racers. one player is going to put a jet engine on a little red wagon. another will put tank treads on a fighter plane. those are both funny and desired outcomes, but in order for them to exist you also need to accept that somebody else will put a jet engine on a fighter plane.

*scuttling across the floors of silent seas* man I should've been a guy who can't decide how to wear his pants

Do we think this dragon has a big ass???? 3 week long long preorder for Sam’s second shirt, the BIG-ASS DRAGON SHIRT, going live 1pm eastern tomorrow (or for Sam patrons now; because we do have some on hand). Let’s get it.

I knew it was going to feel good to return to Lorwyn; I didn’t know it was going to feel this good. www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2026/02/in-d...

I wish Swamp Thing was here

fighting for my life in the group chat after characterizing Emerald Fennell as “S. Craig Zahler for the girlies”

Man, it is really hard to lose after casting Trystan’s Command. They followed up with a Curious Colossus and I still ground it out.

a gangster government cowering in fear of a decrepit man, misery incarnate, himself terrified of the long black shadow of his life behind him, one riddled with crime and a deep hatred of other people, a man with no virtue, no soul, a man of nothing, a specter.

It is a source of great pride that I am involved with @hipstersofthecoast.com, and today is another reminder why. A beautiful and thoughtful piece from @oz-edgewalker.bsky.social. Every story is about a tree in some way.

Three new products tomorrow! 9am! The Hipsters of the Coast logo tee. The Extra-Long Forgetful Pixels playmat. A Cute Robot on a Non-Distinct Cube tee. Code HAPPYBIRTHDAY for 15% off any order of $40 or more, tomorrow only. Join the e-mail list: stitcherssupply.com

Nostalgia is a narcotic and calls to return to a vanished past should be seen as what they are—an infantile version of reactionary thought—and yet I felt a pang going through my picture books from the 1990’s with my kid. We never landed on a better aesthetic than “purple & green hologram skeleton.”

My three painted artist proofs made for the Magic: The Gathering in Miniature show at Gallery Nucleus 💜

Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink

“mr. burns: a post-electric play”

Leaving this up for accountability’s sake. I am an oaf who cannot do simple math (or read reminder text)

I get that this is Commander bait and the general use will be Stroke of Genius for DI, but Counsel of the Soratami for UU is really intriguing.

“Nuremberg Toy Fair,” or, as it’s alternately known, Greg Bovino’s retirement pl—***VAUDEVILLE HOOK YANKS ME OFF STAGE***

saint brigid of kildare is real, and she is strong, and she is my friend

mr president, you've lost the silksong subreddit

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I couldn’t waterboard that embarrassing or compromising information out of you? You sure? Waterboarding is pretty intense and you quit dispensary weed because it made you weep about your moral compromises.

maaaajor photo of our mayor from @alexkrales.bsky.social in which we learn Mamdani is an iced-coffee-in-winter guy HUGE win for that community, congrats!!! (thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)

that’s a pretty righteous chant

still thinking about ***her*** ***Miss Cigarettes

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

The grimness of US history should encourage us. Yes, people used to send lynching postcards. And other people saw that, worked towards building a more just society anyway, and succeeded beyond anyone's wildest imagination. There's more work to be done. What's our excuse for choosing despair instead?

if you’re not consistently critiquing art, you’re not deep enough in love

For Hipsters this month, I had a few scattered thoughts about artistry in the age of AI, how marketing can rule sometimes and those sorts of things. Cragg & Squen have been nothing short of sensational. www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2026/01/crag...

the atomization and social disillusion of our age was presaged by the shift from “trading card game” to “collectible card game” in games marketing

as someone from the south I hate that one meme that southern white liberals love to pull out for a lot of reasons but in particular "brick oven pizzas and craft breweries" as a signifier of urban snobbery is the most southern city thing ever. that is Greenville, South Carolina you are describing.

The human spirit is endom- imdona-…The human spirit goes hard as fuck.

can’t recommend having two cats in your house highly enough.

what kind of a day’re trying to have tomorrow

holy shit you guys. i am already plotting a National Treasure and/or Ocean’s Eleven scheme to steal this

it should not surprise anybody who follows my work that I wrote a bunch more songs last year. (Peter Balkan was written in 2024.) Here's one we're releasing early in honor of Bob Weir. Enjoy -- we're donating proceeds to the American Cancer Society. themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/track/going-...

i will be sleeving this bad boy until it is officially One Pint tall

I wrote a piece for @hipstersofthecoast.com I'm really proud of: on the history of exile in MTG. Even as Exile channels the utter unknown of oblivion, its weird history also reflects the ongoing question of how you decide what's "part" of a game. www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2026/01/the-...

Myers Briggs if it were good

lol I lost this one cube fucken whips

Judge Holden is a cashier at a Whole Foods by me now. Theyre doing this fitness initiative too where all the employees have to do the Carlton every 30 min and I saw him trying to do his own dance from the end of blood meridian instead and his supervisor yelled at him. Pretended I didnt recognize him

Thank you CNN for pointing out that everyone opposed to this regime has normal, pro-social links to the organizations that make up a liveable society where you can do normal shit. Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors

fantastic work here