Goodbye young Danish women Goodbye Danish sky Goodbye cold air, I am going away Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand

Today - a weather appropriate artist proof painting. This one's on the back of my Screaming Nemesis and the request was to make it a cat! Since my screamy girl has neither pants nor a face, I felt a sphynx cat would bear the best resemblance.

Cube will outlive Magic (haha, yay!) Cube will outlive me (hmmm) I had a blast at a Cube event back in April and it got me thinking about what Cube means, and why I’m such an enthusiastic convert. Consider subscribing + you still have a couple of hours to preorder the no-foolin’ print magazine!

IF I DONT GO TO HELL WHEN I DIE I MIGHT GO TO HEAVEN

This was made by people who care, who wanted a way to talk about a thing they love without focusing on engagement or consumption. Its 65,000 words of writers writing whatever they wanted (with gentle editorial oversight) and getting paid fairly for the work. Here's your last chance to get a copy!

All this bigotry will be seen as what it is one day, and the architects of our misery will be shamed by our shared history. That’s not much consolation if you’re in the crosshairs, I know, but the evil of our age will be what our children think about with appalled wonderment.

“This comic is relevant to my interests” is a fine compliment, but “this comic is relevant to my Pathologies” is much more valuable and rare, unless it’s a Rona strip.

Doing the “sickos” “yes YES” about “a rock gets a girlfriend.”

Hi friends! New to bluesky, not new to #mtgcube. I'm organizing the one of the first grassroots cube events in the south: Dallas Cube Classic on September 19-20! If you've got magic-playing friends in Texas, Oklahoma, or Louisiana, could you signal boost please? dallascubeclassic.com

Smoking the very same shit that Ken Burns

Spent the weekend in fucken Charleston, where our car was totaled & towed off while we were prepping for a wedding. Not ideal, particularly when you have a toddler. We’re fully insured & safe, so it’s luckily just a series of nested nuisances, but Magic with the boys hit double-plus hard.

what does this mean

Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment https://theonion.com/study-mosquitos-more-attracted-to-people-branded-with-mosquito-gods-rune-of-punishment/

The amount of human suffering, injury, and illness that has been avoided by the advent of hormonal contraception is staggering; the amount of human potential, talent, and innovation that it has unleashed should make you weep with gratitude.

environmental storytelling

Somewhere in the Marshes

"if you introduce a tertiary character, you must either justify their usage or consolidate them with other tertiary characters" - most books on narrative craft

Virtute the Cat returns in a gundam

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

celebrating Father’s Day the right way: dropping off a book on baseball and a hearty shoulder-clasp for my dad, then taking my daughter out for biryani and showing her “The Last Waltz” because she kept asking what that was.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Spirit bomb charging for @caljones.com, who is the editor of editors.

If you read one Magic article this year, this is the one. Maybe read a bunch, things have never been better for Magic articles, but if you have twenty minutes, this is the one. Few people Get It more than @travisnorman.bsky.social. I’m six paragraphs in and have paused twice to reread sentences.

It was a privilege to get tapped to be @cascadecascade.com’s inaugural article, and guess what: more coming soon.

Transgressive art is important to make for posterity because fascists love to try to tell you people didn't used to be weird

[me telling the story of how I came to be on a pilgrimage to the time tombs on Hyperion] it was crazy [ friend who has heard several variations on this story already] was the shrike there

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer we hunted Gollum

So, I’ve been doing comedy semi-professionally for almost a decade, but the funniest thing I will ever say was back in 2016. I was in a community theatre production of “Young Frankenstein” and was playing the Hermit and Count Dracula (a one-line cameo in the final scene).

2 weeks & change remain.. DUNDUNDUN

Hey, that’s my old British poetry professor! Neat.

A Smilodon for the ice age. Protect your neighbors. #pleistocene #sabertooth #megafauna #iceage

hairless chewbaccas for han solos with allergies. just a big pink fleshy naked guy strutting around yelling

The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station

Boycott when it’s called for, until then, consider: for every gem you buy, donate an equivalent amount to a reputable charity or mutual aid fund.

it is incredibly funny how many (very deserved) likes this Bluesky-ass joke has

The upcoming Marvel Super Heroes set will have a serialized one of one Beast card signed by Kelsey "the Beast" Grammer from Frasier (1993-2004) Post Malone announced an $85 bounty for the card on IG and collectors believe it will possibly go up from there

I loved this so much I drew it

ME: Marx wrote about the tradition of all dead generations weighing like a nightmare on the brains of the living THE NECROMANCER VULGOR: *slamming his withered fist on the table* Impossible…! How could a mortal man write one of the Dread Sorceries

Dust Bowl Clowns

New submission guidelines just dropped :) Let us read your work :) :) :)

It’s legitimately funny—I mean, legitimately funny—to remake “Cape Fear” again and make it apparently excellent (again)

Intersectionality is probably like layers in magic. Non whiteness gets applied in Layer 1 Non cis-ness is layer 2 Non straightness is layer 3 Being black will always blow me out more than being gay. Also I barely understand layers. Please fix my analogy if it’s wrong. Pls and thx

God-tier NYT correction: Correction (left), original (right) www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/n...

Commenting "this is grotesque" on every post in my linkedin feed

Damn that’s crazy

I grew up reading magazines, from Rolling Stone to The Duelist to The New Yorker, so this hits really hard for me. Filled with gratitude.