death to amerikkka btw

when ppl are like “i’m so blackpilled, the world is run by pedophiles,” what they mean is that it would be better if the victims of Epstein & Co. were uniformly over-18. bc children are Innocent, so raping them is esp heinous. whereas adult women are, RELATIVELY SPEAKING, sluts

let's kill two birds with one rock

youve got me between a stone and a hard rock here

we're just bipedal apes on a stone hurtling through space

four fiction 12025

The Ethical Wizard

部屋

cs pierce fans finding pierce mentions in random monographs and wiki articles

nano doesn't have household registration so it's legal to hunt and kill her

悶々すももちゃん（青すもおつきあい時代）

OLIVIA: in japanese they call this the "giri-giri weddingu." basically you run between the bride and groom right when they say "i do"

telling my barber i wanna be exclusive

it's common to talk abt the huge fraction of total human lives that were lived in the 1900s. wouldn't man-years be a better metric for comparing historical periods than absolute years? obv historical demographic data is v sketchy, but olivia and i have attempted to periodize history this way

tiger mountain was taken by strategy, of course, but monkey mountain was taken on instinct alone

what PKD should i start with please respond

(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"

and on that day, the green knight taught sir gawain the true meaning of christmas

the sight of the divine maiden causes miscellaneous uncs to shoot poison instantly‼️

恋に落ちたの

you just laughed at one of Hitler's jokes

steve carell the big short voice: wall street thought they found the goose that laid the golden egg. but they forgot one thing. when you get the goose, you get chased by the giant. and then you have to run down the bean stalk

marxoid redpill cope: footbinding had the economic function of confining women to productive sedentary labor 😀 veblenite blackpill: footbinding as fashion statement was a vicious circle of status maintenance with no utilitarian benefit 😔 TCM bonerpill: 3inch golden lotus 🤤

makes me feel lowkey so sick when i see someone refer to a transfem girly's "penis," knowing full well that "penix" is the preferred gender neutral term for all cock-users. it literally costs nothing to use inclusive language y'all

Prolapsed Anal Shits

Mao said, "If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a guava, you must change the guava by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a dragonfruit, you must change the dragonfruit by eating it yourself. If you

if ur racist i dont fw you!!

If the director had at least some affection for the world of Wolf Guy, I would have been able to forgive him even if he did something that went against my wishes. But when the director has no understanding of the world of Wolf Guy and just messes things up then I get angry.

good neighbors make bad fences bad fences make bad neighbors bad neighbors make good fences

cultural revolution at the margins

japanese REDACTED attempts to pronounce word in real langauge one time, fails miserably

i got fucked up and i became evil

You can have your cake and eat it too if you want to make a fool of yourself

google ngram viewer and its consequences

as soon as the camera turns off those boston dynamics robohounds start humping each other bc they're actually remote controlled by real dogs in the philippines (dog labor in massachusetts was too expensive)

The texts describe Jesus Christ as an extraterrestrial who tried to warn humanity of the cylinder's threat but was executed by those who deemed him insane and too powerful.

in his new preface to "towards restoration" harry harootunian decries the "positivist piety that unearthing new documentary material will invariably affect the nature of interpretation" by which he means "yes i've read tokugawa ideology but do u really expect me to rewrite the whole first chapter?"

feel like lu da how i shit on my opps

Gross Guy Gets R***d By Nurse Mika Ozawa

there truly is no depth of depravity too low for a human being to sink. for example, it's possible that, rather than inventing a fantasy whole cloth, alamo drafthouse was created to appeal to a pre-existing market of people who wished to eat a full meal plus drinks in a movie theater environment

Mario and Luigi have a strategic partnership