神に祈ること。 布団を抱くこと。 人の子よ、幸福の意味を知るが良い。

the happiness of the katakuris might be teh best movie ive ever seen

ここがすき。ずっとすき。

British Highschoolers Try USian Cigarettes For First Time WorldBlokes ☑️

you: dont u think these eggs are a bit undercooked? me: *buying another 100 dollars worth of "roommate tuesday diarrhea" on polymarket* hm? no. no... no. anyway, salmonella is on the outs these days. did you try the seviche i left out for you on the counter?

as mintuidang candidate for xinbei mayor, my strategic goal is to encircle taipei and cut it off from the outside world

the school that made a rule that students needed to ask for their teachers permission before using the bathroom the school that made a rule that every quarter students would be ranked by "performance" the school that made a rule that students must wear specially designed "uniforms"

iris is cancelled for this poorphobic post #irisisoverparty

媽，這才不是色情作品呀，是三國演義改成漫畫，那個袒胸露乳的高中女生明明是塑造孫策

writing that rejects pat phrases, the cliched, the hackneyed, and celebrates the "original" (or, in post-modernism, the "clever") is wholeheartedly elitist. the proletarian masses spent centuries developing a common stock of idioms and turns of phrase and there u go pissing it all way

well well well

sakura o' lantern

in my dream keanu reeves was debuting a trailer for his next action movie franchise once john wick was over. the film was called "after" and the gimmick was every time keanu reeves got the shot beaten out of him he would look at the camera and say "that guys not gonna like what i do to him... after"

death to amerikkka btw

when ppl are like “i’m so blackpilled, the world is run by pedophiles,” what they mean is that it would be better if the victims of Epstein & Co. were uniformly over-18. bc children are Innocent, so raping them is esp heinous. whereas adult women are, RELATIVELY SPEAKING, sluts

let's kill two birds with one rock

youve got me between a stone and a hard rock here

we're just bipedal apes on a stone hurtling through space

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The Ethical Wizard

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cs pierce fans finding pierce mentions in random monographs and wiki articles

nano doesn't have household registration so it's legal to hunt and kill her

悶々すももちゃん（青すもおつきあい時代）

OLIVIA: in japanese they call this the "giri-giri weddingu." basically you run between the bride and groom right when they say "i do"

telling my barber i wanna be exclusive

it's common to talk abt the huge fraction of total human lives that were lived in the 1900s. wouldn't man-years be a better metric for comparing historical periods than absolute years? obv historical demographic data is v sketchy, but olivia and i have attempted to periodize history this way

tiger mountain was taken by strategy, of course, but monkey mountain was taken on instinct alone

what PKD should i start with please respond

(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"

and on that day, the green knight taught sir gawain the true meaning of christmas

the sight of the divine maiden causes miscellaneous uncs to shoot poison instantly‼️