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you just laughed at one of Hitler's jokes

steve carell the big short voice: wall street thought they found the goose that laid the golden egg. but they forgot one thing. when you get the goose, you get chased by the giant. and then you have to run down the bean stalk

marxoid redpill cope: footbinding had the economic function of confining women to productive sedentary labor 😀 veblenite blackpill: footbinding as fashion statement was a vicious circle of status maintenance with no utilitarian benefit 😔 TCM bonerpill: 3inch golden lotus 🤤

makes me feel lowkey so sick when i see someone refer to a transfem girly's "penis," knowing full well that "penix" is the preferred gender neutral term for all cock-users. it literally costs nothing to use inclusive language y'all

Prolapsed Anal Shits

Mao said, "If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a guava, you must change the guava by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a dragonfruit, you must change the dragonfruit by eating it yourself. If you

if ur racist i dont fw you!!

If the director had at least some affection for the world of Wolf Guy, I would have been able to forgive him even if he did something that went against my wishes. But when the director has no understanding of the world of Wolf Guy and just messes things up then I get angry.

good neighbors make bad fences bad fences make bad neighbors bad neighbors make good fences

cultural revolution at the margins

japanese REDACTED attempts to pronounce word in real langauge one time, fails miserably

i got fucked up and i became evil

You can have your cake and eat it too if you want to make a fool of yourself

google ngram viewer and its consequences

as soon as the camera turns off those boston dynamics robohounds start humping each other bc they're actually remote controlled by real dogs in the philippines (dog labor in massachusetts was too expensive)

The texts describe Jesus Christ as an extraterrestrial who tried to warn humanity of the cylinder's threat but was executed by those who deemed him insane and too powerful.

in his new preface to "towards restoration" harry harootunian decries the "positivist piety that unearthing new documentary material will invariably affect the nature of interpretation" by which he means "yes i've read tokugawa ideology but do u really expect me to rewrite the whole first chapter?"

feel like lu da how i shit on my opps

Gross Guy Gets R***d By Nurse Mika Ozawa

there truly is no depth of depravity too low for a human being to sink. for example, it's possible that, rather than inventing a fantasy whole cloth, alamo drafthouse was created to appeal to a pre-existing market of people who wished to eat a full meal plus drinks in a movie theater environment

Mario and Luigi have a strategic partnership

reading a review of several books on genji monogatari (presented in the style of edward seidenstickers translation) in which one character, during a heated monologue, complains that norma field's work is too "politically correct." the 1990s can't end soon enough

gay wall street guy: th-this is wall street! there's no bussy to crush here! sex bane: oh! then... why are you people here?

sex bane: no one cared who i was until i put on the strap

sex bane: i was wondering which you would take first... my mouth, or my asshole!

gay cia: what’s the next step of your master plan. sex bane: fucking this guy. with no protection!

gay cia: you’re a big guy sex bane: for you

sex bane: you merely adopted the butthole. i was born in it, molded by it. i couldn't pull out until i was already a man

gay cia: why! wont! you! bust! sex bane: perhaps he's wondering why you would suck a man off *before* giving him a handy

sorry i havent found time to text you back dude. ive been busy Learning to express my understanding of cultural differences and Learning to narrate unforgettable experiences and people

Im in the mood for a guy

--mao --me

oh sorry yeah i guess my cock is just kinda hanging out there. i left my pants unzipped as a reminder to go to the bathroom before i did anything else

thanks to AI we can now view the wanderer above teh sea of fog from the front, instead of being confined inexplicably to a back angle

"it's very european self-aggrandizing like, come... suck from my penis" -- iris

me: as the prophet (pbuh) once said, "a just chinese is preferable to an unjust muslim ruler" my new king: altho we are a chinese-inspired dynasty, we are actually a northern people just like our former subjects, the hated j*rchens me: dont know what that means. but youre chinese basically? baller

Pooping Linked to Memory Loss in New MIT Study

they were from another time—the past, which is a foreign country—japan. --olivia

(in a buddhist temple) man the shit deluxe

the erotic mystery of the blueberry

the new pope: "what? oh. no im good. i dont want any air fried taquitos. im too scary high for that lol... ... i might grubhub something tho... cant find my phone... god im scary high. how much was that edible? 100mg? damn... i think my phones in your couch. your couch is so weird dude... fuck..."

i have everything under control - at ease im relaxed open unruffled emotionless finally haha *cracking open a can of beans* i love beans

ecchan and matsuri... wrested apart... damn it must be raining indoors

me: do u know this 成語 that goes 三思而後行 Thrice Think And Then Act olivia: that's too many times me: 🤯 the sage reborn…再斯可矣

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