sluggo in bed texting nancy as soon as his side ho of the week falls asleep: i miss u

i’m receiving word that on his deathbed Victor Mair accepted the buddhadharma and recited the name of Amitabha ten times. he further declared hanzi the best writing system far surpassing pinyin. otherworldly fragrance emanates from his body and even now he is reborn in a lotus in Sukhavati. 🪷🙏

they canceled classes and work here due to the rain because *brow furrowing* taiwanese people cant swim

blows my mind that we’re even having this conversation, but let’s get one thing straight: nancy does not kill. in the darkest and most questionable interpretations of the character she might maim or torture, but the precept against killing remains fundamental.

sick comix

the ancient artifact is emitting a type of radiation we have seen many times before and understand completely

this user upholds unconditionally gay fritzi and all other decisions made by reigning nancyist caroline cash and condemns the trend of homofobic reactions thereto #KillForCash

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but yellow dynamite, *i* sell opium to the community

i think its important to have deep connections with all sorts of people, thats the only way you can really understand yourself. but... i just dont think its necessary or desireable to go bowling with *all* of them

an underdiscussed aspect of modern capitalism is that low wage jobs dont make you a lot of money

nano gets some bad news

fritzi's pride

the original spelling of karaoke 唐オケ (literally “Tang dynasty orchestra”) indicates its chinese origins. the term was respelled as 空オケ (“empty orchestra”) as part of a conscious attempt in the Meiji period to appropriate it as a central piece of “japanese” national heritage

Hi 👋 how're you doing today how wad your day

Peanuts by Schulz: Thursday, January 23, 1997

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 10,1965

Erotic Guerrilla

were cloning a neanderthal to ask did yall rly use to ride around on top of…the mammothhts

grass-chan, the new mondo mascot for weed. she's a delinquent, but she sticks up for her friends

I've become something of a womans protector.

Peace.. [muttering peacefully]

if any of you are thinking about starting a newspaper, consider signing me on as your resident cartoonist/gagmaster

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the world if the woke general macarthur hadnt been assassinated by anti Global New Deal agents and replaced with a chud doppelganger

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In November 1955 Hatoyama's Democrats and Yoshida's Liberals merged to form the Liberal Democratic Party—which, like its predecessors, was neither liberal nor democratic and thus woefully misnamed.

i’m not really outraged by white slavery, the maiden tribute of modern babylon, violations of the mann act, the sotadic zone, mean people in music households, asumi-chan, or omegle

olivia: THEY’RE SAYING~YO~R KI~ ~S GAY me (in the shower): what? my kid is gay? olivia: NO, YO~RK~IS~GAY me: York? like Eburacum? olivia: THE STAR OF _DANCER IN THE DARK_

it's all decroding

fair point

candidate trying to relate to working class constituents by referencing how he 'grew up in a one-toilet household'

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yan hui said, "i have heard that underwear of a certain length can be said to count as pants." kongzi replied, "pants are pants, underwear are underwear. a man's neck may be long, yet he is still no giraffe." yan hui inquired, "that being the case master, what is it that makes a man a giraffe?"

life updates: got married, moving to yokohama for a year in the fall. cutrently posted up in this location if u wanna come say hi. peace peace