I'm sorry for mixing topical Mupirocin into the housing co-op's doenjang tub

saw the Odyssey today, and while the story and the writing were so much worse than I thought they would be I did like the pictures on screen lol boxd.it/fluOiX

lost in the sexual side of Sub-Lower Wacker, presumed dead

2022 -> 2023

budding flower experiences a sudden sense of impending bloom

the city that never seeps

shorty smells like a straight up gift

Just remember you can't spell the club without thulceb, the ancient demon

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bast case scenario

genre fiction is so cool

this is the """daylight""" that they want to """savings time"""

Her: "That was amazing. Could you play some Tchaikovsky next?" Me gently closing the fallboard on my $125,000 antique Steinway: "I'm afraid I only know the Streets of Fire soundtrack, my dear."

"boo!" was once a terrifying Irish war cry apparently

this technology is transforming normal small businesses into BEASTS

winter, spring, summer or fall / all you have to do is ball

who wants to meet up here and hang out?

experience the thrill of expenditures

they've created a simulacrum of what you imagined heaven might be like as a child in Gary, IN

Forbidden Desires Dental Studio

Going for a walk in Sinful Park

The philosopher once said, "Beware! Beware! Watch out!"

my popular guerilla insurgency just won a major skirmish against government forces but we're feeling pretty rough rn bc all the online OSINT accounts are describing our armaments as "common" and "antiquated"

hot takes in 2026 are all like — 'Moby-Dick is a deeply straight book. and it's not funny at all.'

he once held an opponent's wife's hand. in a jar. of acid

John Waters writing about Rei Kawakubo is basically the only thing written about fashion that I actually give a damn about

I wonder if this place is still going. some real good and real bad times here

🐎⏩ Your Horse is now with its ferrier. Your Horse will be shod by July 14th 2026.

TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF USED LUXURY CONSIGNMENT

👆 this but unbyronically

Saw a motorcyclist hit an old woman at top speed. Blood and arms everywhere. Had snails for dinner.

lancing the tip of an infected finger and stripping all the pus out like a tube of toothpaste 😋😋

Trump died ????

I love this weird thing

The "Conspiracy" part of "conspiracy theory" is often replacing "theory" as the important part of the phrase. When a conspiracy theory is real, people say "not a conspiracy," when in fact the existence of the conspiracy has been proven. To remedy this, I suggest an enormous black obelisk that kills.

created a minor clerical error at work

eastern europe 🤩

feeding a ham sandwich to my VCR

why's this giving

greta thunberg... do you see me now? accept my gift to you great, my gift lies before me... greta...GRETAAAAAA (i bring my greatsword down on the POWs neck and decapitate him)

well you know what they say about Marxism-Leninism, it's the worst political system we've got... aside from all the others!

Anyone else remember Gauntlet? The announcer was wiiiiiiiild.

singer-songwriter, Townand Country

H634.1 What is the sweetest song? Angel song.