Ssri Mix-a-lot When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face You can't cum

Too lazy to figure out how to fix my old stero receiver. I will just listen to one channel. Two channels is decadent.

Mercado Central, a cooperative of small Central American businesses in Minneapolis, is still raising money to try to save itself from closure. It’s an institution and makes this community much richer. www.gofundme.com/f/help-save-...

If anyone knows of a dentist in the Twin Cities helping families at free or lowered cost due to the ICE invasion please DM me

They aren’t going anywhere.

Valentine

Tragic stuff

Marty Supreme? More like Marty T.J. Maxx imo.

Jacob Frey on TV: “We just approved rental assistance that is targeted towards the people who hopefully need it most.” Jacob Frey to Minneapolis City Council:

I should have become a cetologist instead of an unskilled laborer.

The real heroes are in Lakeville, Shakopee, St. Cloud, etc. "It's hard to know who you can trust." "It's not just ICE they have to be aware of."

"It’s not hard to see why ICE has expanded its reach beyond the Twin Cities. The qualities that have hindered ICE’s operation in Minneapolis and St. Paul — density and walkability; a large, almost exclusively left-of-center population — are absent here." www.theverge.com/policy/87871...

"Maybe I should join a boxing gym." -dumb 40 year old man thought I just had

Ghostwritten self-suck political autobiography called something like RESILIENCE: Leadership Under Occupation by Jacob Frey sitting in the Barnes & Noble discount bin within a year.

Does the arrival of shiny new vehicles seem like an indicator of de-mobilization?

Comedy is ok, but clown is more difficult

Intentionally slamming my Suzuki Sidekick into a Waymo at top speed

Killing of Hind Rajab described today in the NYT vs Wikipedia.

Spent the morning half-heartedly trying to scrub anti-Trump graffiti off a wall as ordered. Didn't work because I don't have a pressure washer. The solvent made my throat close up though so that's good.

He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational

Yeah, I'm not falling for it. Nice try though.

Do I need a Flipper zero?

Lol

Bitches, leave.

Video of the ICE-kidnapping victim under a sheet. You will also hear the officer say he saw them moving. I am inclined to believe the person was alive.

Everyone thought I was a fool for pursuing a philosophy degree but now I am pulling down 6 figures to tell ketamine addicts that their computer program is sentient.

Don't worry about all the evil. Right now the most feckless, cowardly, sold-out, goobers in the entire world are considering possibly looking into maybe brainstorming the most tepid legislation anyone has ever devised to tangentially address very little of it. If they get around to it.

in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend" "Beers on me"

Gee, I wonder what the front bit said?

This makes me hungry for Portuguese food

This will seriously disrupt aid getting into the county. Any country that even wants to pretend to care about Cuba and sovereignty needs to bring jet fuel to Cuba immediately

Hey babe, I'm done cleaning the fridge. I'm gonna pop out real quick & do some clandestine shit.

Wish I had a bit more time in Milwaukee. Couldn't really pack in that many activities due to my wife being constantly tired from pregnancy. Cool town though.

It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Missed the superbowl due to being on Amtrak.

I have yet to do one of these personally. A friend has been helping neighbors for two months now and has run out of funds for their neighbors and themselves. I know everyone is stretched thin, but it you can help at all I'd appreciate it. They are kind to a fault. gofund.me/74c9bc508

Vice News shit the bed & respawned into a trillion smaller, somehow even dumber trauma tourism outfits like Mickey Mouse chopping up broomsticks in Fantasia.

Fox football robot blowing into an ignition interlock

Feel guilty for leaving the city. Also for leaving my cats.

This guy got beaten by a bunch of masked thugs whose salaries are paid by our taxes simply for being Mexican. Help him out.

Damn fine chili dog, here.

Stealing valor on multiple levels

Ah!