Watching the military address: they just fired a bunch of college degrees out of a tshirt cannon into the crowd, then drove a Ram 1500 TRX out on stage. All the troops are going wild & chanting TROOPS! TROOPS! TROOPS!

Sancho & Dulce have started getting along but now they case each other & Dulce is leaping off the stairs over my hi-fi.

Explaining extremely microcosmic internet lore to my wife.

It's always been a problem but now more than ever all culture, both highbow & low, has been completely taken over by the idle rich & their braindead offspring and that's the reason so much of it sucks shit.

I'm snobby enough to be annoyed at someone using the phrase "mid" in a fucking headline.

My shitty unfunny posts have earned me a spot at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. They are paying me with a solid gold g-wagon that I guess I'll have to figure out how to melt down or put on Facebook marketplace or something.

Got a tattoo, drank too many beers in an honest-to-goodness bar, went to the movies. I'm living like a dang young person this weekend.

Furious

I've ended up feeling very protective of Minneapolis in the 5 years I've lived here. Weird to like a place. Much to think about....

Hmmm...Someone from the greater Sioux City Iowa area has been eating weird candy in my neighborhood...

Getting a tattoo atm. Good excuse to skip out of work on a Friday

This happened to my friend one time

Mayoral debate sounded really milquetoast. I'm so excited to vote.

Visiting Portugal, spending 45 minutes on Wikipedia, returning home, and seeing any news story: "This shit reminds me of that Salazar guy."

Starting a Twitch stream where you can watch me watch The Great British Sewing Bee & vape.

Give us private accounts so I can post pictures of cats with a normal amount of engagement please.

Lmao

New dude

Sad shit, man.

Sure is nice of everyone to start writing their motives on ammunition.

Typing up a resignation letter just to see if it gets my boss to panic & do her job even a little bit.

Good creature

Gonna learn to solder this winter, I think.

Watching Eddington. The movie where a guy running for mayor of a town of 2000 people commissions professionally made TV commercials & students who attended the same high school profess not know each other.

It's cool that my friends in Texas have formulated an elaborate emergency escape plan complete with go-bags.

Stayed up too late looking at vintage Alpine car stereo components

Marriage and work keep me far too busy. I need a weekend off to ponder The Gears.

My new boss has botched the job so badly since taking over that I'm 90% sure the building is going to switch management companies, meaning I will be out of a job. Exciting times!

Farmers back home may have to resort to buying their kids F150s from the previous model year due to the Soy Bean Wars. They may even have to buy...🤮...used.

A moving crew is having some sort of interpersonal drama while moving someone into the building. I think they may beat the shit out of each other. Should be fun.

Barry and The Nameless One

I need to rent some garage space for my wacky projects.

Dan the foster cat has been adopted. Congrats to Dan.

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After 5 years in the city & 2 years living like 5 blocks away, I am finally eating the famous burger that scalds you when you try to eat it.

Watching Weapons. Alden Ehernreich is looking basically exactly like me. Career must have really taken a hit.

Wife is playing video games. I am bored!

Best part of my job? Probably telling home health professionals not to drop adult diapers down the garbage chute from the 9th floor.

4.5 hours until Friday beers

Détente

This very moving chewbacca 9/11 memorial post was oddly difficult to source on the modern internet, but luckily a pal had it saved

Closest they have gotten to each other without attacking.

Nintendo Mori

I'm in Excelsior, MN, Mighty Marvelites! It is a real town that is really named that.

Huge day for scolds

Middle-aged white dude voice: "Yeah, that'll happen..."

Has Keisuke Itagaki drawn RFK Jr yet?

Was going to say this guy must be Occupy movement runoff, but he's actually a former congressional staffer. That's much worse.