Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

You may remember the moon from it's star making turn in Zelda: Majora's Mask & it's brief cameo in Portal 2.

First day of new job was fine. Boss asked me if I "took creatine" & I said "No. I don't really exercise" & he said that I should take it anyway because they have done studies & it's good for the brain.

my neighbor’s dog is sending me coded messages that say things like ‘i never stop barking. i never shut the fuck up’

Absolutely pathetic, servile, movie-brained garbage, ending by implicitly criticizing Trump for not slobbering over the troops enough. I can't overstate my loathing for everyone involved.

My cadre has destroyed our enemies & won trivia

Scrolled by this poster and for a sec thought there was a Judas bowling movie.

Watched Exorcist 3 for Easter. Wife said George C Scott reminded her of me when he freaks out and yells at people.

Listening to music with my wife in the car & skipping to the next track after 2 minutes when Mars Volta comes up on shuffle

Happy Easter!

I haven't been to many cities but I could have probably stayed in Lisbon for a very long time and been quite happy

Pierre, SD

Baby names. Pain the ass.

Dave Weigel

Last day of work on Good Friday. Catholic omen.

4th therapy session. Got to rant about systems theory, socialism, romance, and societal violence. It was like covid-era Twitter but without drinking or chainsmoking.

Last day at work so naturally one of the residents says goodbye by cornering me to complaining about Somalis, the new flag, and "the City".

Oh man, the attorney general got mildly embarrassed & gets to take a do-nothing job & a book deal & will continue to never worry about money the rest of her life? Got her ass. Score one for our side.

There will be no “space colonization”. It should be opposed because it’s a death cult. Human physiology cannot tolerate extended exposure to microgravity and cosmic radiation over the lifespan. There will doubtlessly be gruesome problems with development and reproduction.

The residents are quite sad about me leaving the building. They keep trying to bribe me into staying.

The US has parked a lifted Ram 1500 with a single piece of plywood hanging way out over the tailgate on the Sea of Tranquility

Space is fucking stupid. Fuck space.

As a legitimate expert I will tell you: No. No they don't.

Totally aced meeting my wife's library friends in town library conference stuff. Didn't even cuss or hoot on a jug.

Walking straight up to the pet store sales representative:

The Pitt is a show about how no matter what is going on with you health-wise doctors will shove a tube down your throat regardless.

I have an entire 20 volume comic inside my head that I can't draw and only 400 people would read if I could.

My cat & I watching stupid shit on TV after my wife goes to bed

New dork shirt arrived

Sancho has a cool new way of sitting now that he is a moody teen

A sci-fi author with shitty politics? Impossible! A sci-fic author with terrible prose? Unheard of! Both at the same time?! You must be joking!

A salad comes across the table. Rahm has eaten salad before but there is nothing to compare it to now. It is too late. The Salad preparation proceeds, but it's all theater. There is no dressing inside the ramekin. No dressing anywhere.

16th century cops posing with a half pound of confiscated weed - Hans Holbein the Younger

Checking the timeline

Not going to the rally because my stomach is all fucked up. Also I don't think it does anything. Also I heard the Obamas might be there.

Iran has hacked & released the old Twitter comics group chat. It appears to be page after page of people just saying "BLAPPA LORTCH"

It's wild how many different types of insane I have been in just a 10 year period. Excited to see what's next.

Everyone I know is highly educated except for me. I stay stupid on purpose. To keep them all grounded.

Metal siding Parker, SD

Bad vibes infesting the city. Need to be ready to get out.

They are still teaching kids to write?

Can't wait to complain about how bad digital animation is to my future child.

Baseball opening day means I can start getting 12 packs of Twins Pils again.

Don't really want to hear about Bovino unless someone **** *** ** *** **** ** *** ****

I'm going the Army so I can talk about it constantly everytime I have half a beer.

Current job now wants me to tell them what I require to stay on. Slig is suddenly a hot commodity.

DIABOLIK

Need a new pfp...

I'm going to go to the No Kings rally in St. Paul on Saturday & scream at NPR grandmas about opsec.