*putting on tuxedo* hell i could dine

These spiked temple walls are aesthetic af & giving rapidly encroaching

I'm at early Thanksgiving. People I'm technically related to now are talking about Bravo shows.

Watching the Del Toro Frankenstein. The monster sort of looks like the clown from Spawn.

Wife is still playing the game where there is a house.

It's cool that even though I moved away from rural america I still have to see realtree camo all the time now because of terrible fashion trends.

Another family whose loved ones were taken from Bro-Tex has posted a Go Fund Me www.gofundme.com/f/support-al...

Love when a book I pre-order so long ago I forget about it shows up in the mail.

I slept on my neck weird & now I yearn for death

The computer program called it's owner a piss drinker. Wow. It's like Frankenstein if Dr. Frankenstein was the richest guy in the world & nothing bad ever happened to him.

Can't wait to be splattered while crossing the street by a robot car full of wideload bumpkins on their way downtown to see the Vikings lose.

Love shopping for headlights from places in Taiwan that accept crypt0 currency.

The internet has given me brain tinnitus

A damn cartoon

C0K3H3AD

Had to review some camera footage at the building & saw a $330,000 SUV I didn't know existed until now. Genuinely disgusting.

Society is always telling me not to cash in my old South Dakota retirement & quit my job for a little while to spend all day just drawing & hanging out with my cats.

The real reason everyone should hate on Olivia Nuzzi is her terrible fucking prose.

Great party, isn't it?

Pretty damn cool

A Star Wars droid called 501C3 that doesn't ever do anything

The city is too bright for me to see the Northern Lights and I'm too lazy to drive 20 minutes to Eden Prairie or whatever. I will just trust that they are there.

My precious boots have returned with new soles.

Currently in Rochester. Dark energy in this town.

Thinking of the time I ran out of air while scuba diving and had to switch to the dive masters alternate regulator & swim around with him holding my arm like a toddler.

Kitten tooth

We cleaned the garage today & my wife got startled by a mouse & made an insane scream like a 1930s cartoon character.

Aw

....I see

Someone offer me a new job or I am going to do Heat type shit I swear to god.

Minneapolis election has reinforced that we are indeed living in the weird little twerp era.

I participated in local politics

Slowed impact footage of a six-foot Italian sandwich traveling at 4,000 feet per second into a ballistic dummy

Excited to go vote in an exciting new progressive mayor who will become evil within 6 months of taking the job.

I can't believe the least evil resident of Wyoming has passed away...

I am downtown amongst the NPR tote bag set to see David Byrne because my lovely wife got tickets for my 40th.

SANCHO!

It was funny when the one dude fully laid put the other dude to catch the baseball

Considering doing bunch of stupid chaos magik rituals or something to get a new job.

The motorcycle I bought during covid while I was completely deranged is officially paid off. Hell yeah.

I don't need to correct the person a chair over from me at the barber shop about who directed a 16 year old stop-motion film. There's no money in it.

Still thinking about the really good ramen I had on Saturday.

New cat needs $2000 tooth surgery. 👍