Go to hell.

puttin leftover crazy bread in my body after 11pm and the only thing going for me is that God can't see the wicked deeds I do in the dark

I can't explain how but the Trump administration is behind the Chicago Slide Away date w/ Hum falling on the same weekend as Combo Breaker

Yeah, baby!

Woke up and opened my phone the other day to an unfinished post that just says this

FOLKS, TGI... YOU 🫵 KNOWWWW I'M TALKIN' FRI!!!

Holy shit GM 🌞 youtu.be/JAe2faaZ3sY?...

lou bega voice

We have locked in our setlist for this show and let me tell you: you'll get your pussy up, or, god forbid, you'll die.

reckon you know who yer fuckin with?? My numa numa lip sync video from twenty years ago has its own mirror upload, kid.

nvm every moment that passes through my body is more harrowing than the last. terror stretching far beyond what the human mind can conceive.

Art by • Ayami Kojima

pioneering a lifehack where you have so much coffee you timeskip to the end of your shift or die

My 15yr quest to see Anamanaguchi live ends tonight... Is what I WOULD say if I could go 🥲

The police are corrupt and incompetent. We will have to help ourselves.

God is real and he is an '09er

Vim created a website- some are even saying THE greatest website of our time. The band Celebrity DUI is in the streets AND online. Nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide.

morrigan moodboard tuesday edition

GOOSE 🪿 MORNING 🌞 youtu.be/SpM093LhMEw?...

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

good afternoon 🌞 youtu.be/K4jZvJVdSGk?...

hardest song in the world whenever I'm playing death stranding 2 I just start throwin it back youtu.be/sySlY1XKlhM?...

I was playing waku waku 7 with a friend one year at combo breaker when a guy asked to play me and looked like he was going to go postal after I won. I think about him a lot.

Girl (&) Owl

🚨 CHICAGO RIPPER 🚨 Excited to say we're playing the Empty Bottle next month 🤘😤 New music. New merch only at this show. Do not play yourself. Come on out for a lil CDUI action. 🎟️ in our bio

me after hanging out with my friends :)))

WAKU WAKU 7 SUNSOFT 1997 SEGA SATURN

I condemn bane's violent actions in the strongest possible terms

oh my god

the zapruder film but with a fisheye lens because abraham was there to shoot sick skate footy

GM 🌞 youtu.be/IXUCpJSFpC0?...

what do you know about this shit? huh???? youtu.be/LChtBpTjvTY?...

梨を食べる犬🐶 Masuke ate a pear. It seems apples and pears are his favorite foods.

I know this might seem crazy... Just totally out of left field... but I love my girlfriend so much

good afternoon 🌞 youtu.be/CrIS_XW_JtI?...

This posting sucks.

I hate that this man has put me in the position where I have to side with Jimmy Kimmel

atp I would like them to either kill me or shut up

im sorry

HAVE AT YOU!!!

I PULL OVER FOR LITTLE GUYS 💪

never had my own desk before so I'm going to leave my password on a sticky note in my cubicle that teases a rich interior world for some novice augmented gentleman to discover

gm 🌞 youtu.be/HfUpFSnYucM?...

no homo but the phenomenon known as live music is beautiful to me

We should be talking about how getting a little mustard your white shirt rockets you way too far along the "slob" spectrum

Beloved young Belgian reporter and world traveler Tintin has died of malaria in the Congo while trying to uncover some kind of diamond smuggling operation or some shit. We assume he was somewhere between 19 and 22. He is survived by an alcoholic dog that will be put down later today

actually it's called Big Mama's Hausu

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."