Dan Harmon laid up like Socrates in bed for 8 months after reading a 2 star iTunes review of HarmonQuest. Dan Harmon with two laptops, camera off in the virtual writer’s room, legacy Maplequest modded for trackpad. Dan Harmon leaving for the first time to appear on Club Random alongside Kevin Smith.

american stock market crash after data center explosion. facility was unable to handle the velocity of traffic on Robert Rodriguez’s post announcing an open casting call for fat autistic trans women

we need a president who gets scary high & buys a cardboard quart of chocolate milk at 711 and goes home drops it on the couch and forgets about it then later sits down on it with full weight and it pops and theyre like. did i piss myself... but fall asleep and wake up in a sour milk saturated couch

Got too high now I feel like Tim Roth on the cover of the Meantime criterion

There are new dishes to be done every day if you think about it really 🧐😛

DENNIS HOPPER W/ FONDA EASY RIDER COMMENTARY: We held hands at nights. We accompanied each other like a dog and a bun, or a debutante and her ball. DENNIS HOPPER SOLO EASY RIDER COMMENTARY: I was making war with that monkey inside of me named the Devil. Always alone — and often aroused by death

thirty dollars a month for a monthly pass to play video games is insane. it costs $7 to buy slay the spire on PC, another $7 to buy it on your phone, and maybe another $7 for a hypothetical third device. that's your gaming budget set until slay the spire 2 comes out

32 short films about glenn greenwald has anyone done this yet

Had a dream there was a majin buu saga Lego set. I don’t even like legos but the designs just worked, it looked so good

It’s crazy that all of his buddies on twitter right now are like “we must honor his memory and continue his work by killing all democrats in a civil war. *tearfully* It’s what he would have wanted.”

One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.

Beautiful Death Rosenstock sunset

Pacing a street corner in Times Square wearing a sandwich board: “I’m actually really normal and well adjusted. My views of the world are well informed actually.”

Getting my mid life crisis out of the way early and impulse buying a saxophone

I got a tweet for you @slugworlds.bsky.social “Ohh fuuuck I got so scary high that I missed $1 snacky hour! Good thing I have points on my grubhub so it’s basically the same price as $1 Snacky Hour.” Attached image explains $1 snacky hour

Finally, some representation for fat fucks into autoerotic asphyxiation

still life

(Wacko Burger HQ) Wacko Burger Exec: "Everyone knows that when you're scary high, you grubhub wacko burger. We've relentlessly pounded that home and the numbers reflect that. But its not enough..." (cut to ad on tv) "Scary high? You're stuck like this FOREVER unless you grubhub wacko burger NOW"

I dreamed toilet was clogged and the plumber came and was like "just flush it" and I was like no its going to overflow and hes like "no. its fine. just flush" and I did and it overflowed

the new pope like "wheres my phone. im soo hungry. because I got scary high and have scary high guy munchies... I need my phone to grubhub. it has to be grubhub because all they have around here is stupid pope food. if i cant find my phone ill have to do grubhub in browser but im too high for that."

Sean Baker and the Music Box staff got visibly weirded tf out when Audrey asked him to sign my newly purchased copy of fog of war

This is your drink! There are many like it but this one is yours!

boxd.it/ar1Y8z I watched Julie Taymor’s insane Titus Andronicus adaptation and you should too

ME: im like a chihuahua in that i shake when im stressed and some people may think i am cute because of that and also that im hellspawn LOUISE WEARD: Have you considered yourself mythopoetic SOCIOPATH WE GROOMED INTO BEING TRANS: Queer platonic mothers STOP fighting ✋🏻

boxd.it/akNPb3 "Nashville strikes one as a partial failure of the crop of 70s artists who were supposed to deliver sharp-toothed prophesy offering an alternative vision to the mosaic madness we are now in"

its crazy that fascism 1.0 happened before suburbs were really a thing. they were doing that on hard mode

Having two service jobs takes a physical toll on you… Who knew…

nation rejoices as "freak pervert sex pests out of politics" finally polls at 44%

Been following the Zohran campaign like every other person and while the opposition smears about Israel are infuriating, it really upsets me that the “establishment” Dem attack is verbatim the conservative one from the past however many decades. I know it’s like, “always has been” or whatever

Don’t really get why comparing The Beach Boys and The Beatles. Fab 4 could’ve only written Surf’s Up if John Lennon killed himself before Let It Be. Can you imagine Ringo talking about suicide? “I didn’t even realize he owned ropes”

Grandpa has an old ass hardcover copy of the silmarillion, but no lord of the rings or hobbit in sight

HR INTERVIEWER: What made you want to join the police force PIG CANDIDATE: I wanted a job where I could just play Candy Crush. I want to sit or sometimes stand and play Candy Crush

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

a big Pecker poster in Devon Sawa’s room in final destination. Dare I say… based?!?

An endless stream of cars and trucks speeding relentlessly down the freeway:🚛🚚🛻🚙🚙🚛 The humble Frogger walking across without a care in the world:

June 15th ladies TGirl picnic is back! Trans women only this time, sorry! If your dad is like, super chill and normal maybe he can come since it's Father's Day but idk it's probably best to leave him at home. If anyone knows Felicity Huffman personally tell her she’s invited I’m giving her the pass

Testing out my “new” Nikon D5200. My first DSLR, really the first time I’ve even held a DSLR in my hands 😅 I’m really excited about it!

Walter White: please I know the spray patterns I studied them there’s no one better with an AK you Just have to give me the password Gus please Mike: Waltuh, you don’t even know how to surf. You’re not getting into our whitelisted server Jesse: it’s combat surf Mr White the AKs no good. NOVA BITCH

Some pictures I took yesterday

Neo Sora’s Happyend is the best new film I’ve seen this year. Huge recommend for fans of high school coming of age/combating the rise of fascism. A movie about how joy actually can be an important part of resistance, only if it’s coupled with actual protest and resistance of authoritarianism.

Guy who owns a warehouse filled with pickleball courts: “I look around the north side of Chicago and I ask myself, why is there no place to play Pickleball in the city? That’s why I bought this warehouse, to create a home away from home for the humble pickleball enthusiast.”

I Love My Beautiful City!!!

boomhauer: "and the dang ol dang ol seasons they go round and round man, those painted ponies man they go up and down up and down you know what I mean man" bill, sobbing into hands: "... we're captive on the carousel of time!"

She threw up 5 minutes after this

Deleting twitter has been great for my mental! I’m mostly tapped out from social media now because this app is just full of Chuck Wendig type posters and some of the gen x stuff I see on here psychically hurts me about as much as the nazi posts on the other app

We are our message in the bottles of our lives

Eraserhead on 35mm, memorial for Lynch, the cinematographer spoke before the show: “We are in community tonight”. Beautiful film: while the credits rolled, the guy in front of me immediately opened up Sniffie’s, full gaping assholes lighting up the dark.

It’s so so crazy (terrible) that it’s been normalized for grown adults to ride bulky scooters that go 15mph on the sidewalk. A 45 year old man on a scooter should not feel comfortable giving me a dirty look for walking on the sidewalk