we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

What a delightful tour!! Thanks everyone who came out to see Antarctigo Vespucci and Golden Apples! We had the best time!

ONE TICKET LEFT FOR BROOKLYN

this show ruled + thank you for giving buffalo some love in our coldest darkest season + here’s some pics i took that don’t totally suck 🤘

BUFFALOOOOOOO LET'S GO TONIGHT AT THE REC ROOM ANTARCTIGO VESPUCCI GOLDEN APPLES SNOW PARTY FUCK YEAH AYIYIYI

HEY EVERYONE THANKS FOR COMING OUT TO THESE ANTARCTIGO VESPUCCI SHOWS THEY'VE BEEN VERY FUN TORONTO SUNDAY (TONIGHT?!) AT LEE'S PALACE, COME BY IT'S GONNA BE A HOOT WE LOVE YOU!

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

This happened today and is a big story more news outlets should be reporting on but of course they aren't

Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.

pretty hat machine

"we need the murderous police to arrest the murderous ICE agents even though they are all working together" do you hear yourself

It's worth your time to call Hilton to cancel your account with them. 1-800-446-6677. Here's why: They asked me if it was because of the ICE thing. I said it was. Then they suggested I wait a couple days to see if they were going to change course. The pressure is getting to them. Let's keep it up.

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.

New song, video, record announcement, and tour. So proud of how this album came out. Music is the best. You can watch the video and pre order the record here! www.gladie.net

Tickets for our tour our on sale now. Getting them early helps us so much. Get tickets here www.gladie.net/shows In unrelated news I’m ordering a iPod from eBay right now. It’s gonna be an mp3 year baby.

At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.

We love Philly's @gladiephilly.bsky.social and are super psyched for their new lp, No Need To Be Lonely, out in March. XPN Welcomes Gladie to the First Unitarian Church on May 9th. Here's a brand new tune, just released today. Rock it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3T6...

@gladiephilly.bsky.social announces new @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social-produced album 'No Need To Be Lonely'; hear the tremendous new track "Future Spring"

. @gladiephilly.bsky.social announces new @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social -produced album, as well as tours with Saintseneca and Noun (ft. Marissa of Screaming Females). Hear new song "Future Spring" now: www.brooklynvegan.com/gladie-annou...

HAPPPPPYNEWWWWYAAAAAARRRRRRR

I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this. He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.

esos son Reebok o son Nike?

jeffrosenstock.substack.com/p/2025-album... Just dropped a bunch of record reviews in my precious little newsletter. Gonna try and do more stuff on the Substack next year in my ceaseless futile attempt to leave all social media so sign up if you like the email!

and who cares but these were my favorite albums of the year! And they're all on @bandcamp.com! Alt Text if you don't recognize.

the entire LA animation industry should get to take turns beating their owed money out of Zaslav like a piñata

Hahaha ever since Craig of the Creek became the latest victim of Zaslav’s merger bloodbath I haven’t been able to find a steady job. This man has ruined careers, ruined peoples lives, and gets paid MILLIONS for it. Hahaha hahaha

GO KNICKS

I've been thinking a lot lately is that if/when the AI bubble bursts the economy that will collapse is not representative of reality, it is the circular economy of billionaires investing in each other so their valuations go up even though that cash doesn't actually exist so like, let's go already.

so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable

"America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if, and hear me out, you DO like AI? Ehhh?? Ehhhhh?!?!"

We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.

THESE SONGS FUCKIN RIP!!

More like no, um, Chomsky

Had a weird dream that @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social borrowed my vape to play “Kimmy” with @chrisfarren.bsky.social as Antarctigo Vespucci last night.

Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too

Unfortunately, my wife/partner woke up sick so we will not be going to see @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social and @chrisfarren.bsky.social as AV! :( So I have 2 tickets that I’m happy to give to someone that can go! Wife/partner also gave the go ahead to ask if anyone wants to trade some edibles for ‘em🤣

NEW HOT MERCH FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!! PIPING HOT BOILING HOT MERCH!!!! OUCH THIS SHIT IS HOT!!!! BIG SALE & DEEP DISCOUNTS THE MORE U BUY THE MORE U SAVE I DON'T FEEL LIKE EXPLAINING THE MATH BUT YOU'LL SEE!!! "Hey let's all head to the webstore together!" —ALL OF US!!!! reallyrecords.myshopify.com

got an advanced copy of @mikehuguenor.bsky.social's book about Asian Man Records and i'm SO excited to spend the day ignoring my day job and reading it. go preorder ELVIS IS DEAD, I'M STILL ALIVE: www.clashbooks.com/new-products...

NO SHIT

THRILLED TO SAY IT ANTARCTIGO VESPUCCI IS GOING ON TOUR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 + 1/2 YEARS!! WITH GOLDEN APPLES!! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!! GET EM AT JEFFROSENSTOCK.COM!! WOW!!!

new Gladie rules, no one as good as @gladiephilly.bsky.social , get on board youtu.be/fw7D_LvuAkQ?...

Hear @gladiephilly.bsky.social's new @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social-produced single "Car Alarm," the band's first release for @getbetterrecords.bsky.social

this!! rips!!!!!

아름다워요

NEW SONG "CAR ALARM" BY GLADIE OUT NOW PRODUCED BY BLUESKY'S OWN JEFF ROSENSTOCK (me) THIS BAND ROCKS THIS SONG RIPS THIS WORLD IS BETTER WITH NEW GLADIE MUSIC YES YES YES YES YES getbetterrecords.lnk.to/gladie

lol last night was a rerun