fast and furious television show should basically be muppet babies imo just all of them as lil animated babies planning cute heists in their daycare. yes i am available to write it

come visit this afternoon :) or this weekend :) ok bye

tried not to make any big decisions while weening off my brain meds for the first time in [redacted] years but now that it's been over a year i am officially cleared to buy many, many expansion packs for The Sims

been an increase of people asking for dog + cat food at the local pantry where i volunteer...anyone have leads on companies that will donate pet food to us?

there's a very nice couple who live on my block and we're mostly "wave-and-nod-hello" acquaintances but once they saw me wearing a shirt from The Simpsons & then a few weeks later they gave my dog a Simpsons toy because they "saw it in the store and thought of [us]" so yes cities are soooo scary

this is a very good list and also i would write killer television adaptations of Boys Weekend and Giant Days. just saying

been trying to convince my partner to start a band with me solely so we can write a concept album about the mountain goats. i don't fully know what this means but it will happen

everyone should not have stayed on twitter, everyone should have stayed on tumblr

why did so many novels stop using quotation marks for dialogue

I loved this book and would like more people to read it.

landlord basically quit and handed everything over to his like, 20 y/o son so now i’m texting a child about roaches like “saw my opps in the kitchen”

can someone help me find this pint glass pls it's for my family

do we think aaron sorkin has at least outlined an elon musk biopic

ok

library remains the best place to go when yr feeling a lil crazy but can't spend money

casual photos of charles barkley from the last hour

can you believe it's almost time for our SIXTH ANNUAL FREE QUEER BOOK FAIR??? saturday 6/13, outdoors in astoria, queens! hit me up if you have any gay books to donate (yes, we'll take ARCs!) or if you have a gay group that would like to table. the main rule is everything! is! free!

tv eye is a magical place (knicks win whenever i’m at a show there)

I love pieces like this: A touring band from overseas does a full cost and revenue breakdown for a recent tour. Fascinating! stereogum.com/2497822/los-...

realizing my favorite genre of movie is Guy Who Is Having A Really Bad Day

Good morning Picnic fans! Sad you missed our launch party last night? Huge news, the Picnic store is now LIVE! The best place to buy copies of our first and second issue online, while supplies last :) picnic-magazine.bigcartel.com

Hot take on hardcovers. We actually should ditch hardcovers...for YA and MG. These should be paperback first, hardcover as special items. (And of course we need to fix the royalties issue for authors.)

why is this freddy action figure posing like The Situation from jersey shore

friend pointed out my longtime fantasy team name is prophetic 😭

been listening to Swearin's self-titled on a loop for the last few days (still a perfect album!!!) and realizing that six out of seven venues i saw them in from 2012-2014 don't exist anymore

beautiful album AND shirt from @gaymeat.bsky.social !!!!

gotta be honest as a lifelong non-driver: i have no idea how much gas is supposed to cost so i just nod whenever someone posts a photo of gas prices

ah from the same ~queer~ publication that brought us "justin bieber is giving t-boy swag"

had a dream about taryn manning’s band, boomkat. does anyone know what’s happening in my brain

Here it is, my first post for @weareravenous.com. It's about chef Telly Justice of HAGS, and her mission to bring pay-what-you-can dining to restaurants across the country, and the world. I'm so excited its out in the world. www.weareravenous.com/pay-what-you...

Ravenous officially launches TOMORROW. Get your subscription today!! www.weareravenous.com

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can you believe it's almost time for our SIXTH ANNUAL FREE QUEER BOOK FAIR??? saturday 6/13, outdoors in astoria, queens! hit me up if you have any gay books to donate (yes, we'll take ARCs!) or if you have a gay group that would like to table. the main rule is everything! is! free!

today i watched two 2026 episodes of two different television dramas that both referenced Talladega Nights (2006)

can't believe zohran failed to keep natasha cloud in nyc

is there a rule in the Industry writers room that in each episode one character must call another character a narcissist

Editing is a skill, being well-edited is a gift, having to choose between one's voice or palatability is a scam (ask me how I know). You deserve to grow as an artist with the support of genuine mentors, and your work deserves to exist beyond a closed newsletter ecosystem that leaves us all poorer.

no corporations no bosses, just a bunch of scrappy gays who want to sell you iced coffee and good books in between googling things like "how 2 pay taxes?"

btw there was a mets vs yankees debate in New York yesterday to celebrate A.M. Gittlitz's new book, Metropolitans, and by the end the pro-Yankees contingent had somehow walked themselves into arguing that cops are people and you should be nice to them. incredible stuff, go mets.

damn. i only got to write about video games exactly once and OF COURSE it was for Paste

"should we start smoking again" is the question you send to your group chat every six months and they respond "bro we can't afford it" and "remember how bad our hoodies smelled" !! it is not a question you write an essay about!

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

sometimes i'm like 'i wonder if i can train charlie to be a service dog' and other times she grabs my asthma inhaler and runs out of the room???

partner is currently playing charles manson songs on a children’s bluey ukulele :(

happy indie bookstore day!!! amazon could never!!!

this morning most of our worker-owners bought tickets to see death rosenstock and this afternoon @mikehuguenor.bsky.social’s book arrived! (DM to preorder)

shop small astoria starts today! come visit me at @nobordersbooks.bsky.social! we have pink shirts! we have free books outside! we are listening to gladie! tgif baby

Just saw an instagram post that said “if you like Jeff Rosenstock try reading Nevada” and like. Yeah. Jeff Rosenstock fans should transition I agree

took both my antidepressants today (bought death rosenstock tickets, hung out with an excited two-year-old)

court origins jerseys are good etc etc but also. betnijah laney-hamilton i am looking so respectfully