god bless my friends for understanding what my birthday is really about: my dog

me trying to make friends with the people who recently-ish moved into the neighboring building and keep playing songs i love

SEX CHANGE IN YOUR CITY starts today! join us for a celebration of weird scrappy trans+queer art why not?! every event has an optional Hang Out in addition to the book part, so come hang! or just come quietly listen to me riff, idc. RSVP @ girldadpress.com/tour :)

i think zohran’s (amazing) canvassers should now use their energy doorknocking the people who said they’d leave new york city if he won just to make sure they follow through

sorry but i won’t believe the results until i learn them via a horny chain text

i hope natasha cloud is having a great night!!!!!!!

honestly it is almost comforting that every new york city landlord is like "let's just slap a fresh coat of paint on that leak" and then acts surprised when this happens

The Rolling Library's next queer book club pick is THE CALL-OUT by @catfitzpatrick.net! another title that i read & loved so i'm now making everyone else read it, too. you can buy it from Astoria Bookshop or yr local indie (if money is tight, DM & we'll gift you a copy). meeting 12/7 in astoria!

my birthday is later this week and honestly i am having such a Bad Time that i am just gonna ignore it this year but a nice gift would be to donate to the astoria food pantry: givebutter.com/AFP2025

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social what is your mayoral plan to lessen the number of sidewalk chicken bones i have to pry out of my dog’s mouth on any given walk

it's halloween and you know what that means. instagram content farmers won't stop tagging me in this tweet from years ago

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

on the one hand it's often annoying to have a very unique first AND last name but on the other hand i lost my wallet on the subway today and someone emailed me within like, ten minutes lmao

every gladie track is my favorite gladie track but lately my brain has been a loop of "embarrassed to admit that i miss smoking" gladie.bandcamp.com/track/smoking

trying to figure out a birthday party that doesn’t involve TOO many ppl in my apartment at once (have an easily overwhelmed dog) and i think the solution is to watch Dekalog all day and have friends come over only during their favorite commandment

god bless neighborhood tag sales with $1 unopened DVDs

dir. guillermo del toro

been thinking about this a lot and want to (again) plug Astoria Food Pantry which will need extra funding to help our neighbors if/when SNAP benefits are cut off. we've already been running out of food faster than usual this month—any donation amount will help! givebutter.com/afp2025

have met with so groups and ~vetted chats~ and orgs etc in the last couple months and nearly every one of these conversations ends with me practically begging them to actually talk to their neighbors who are not on signal

made it through the good wife and the good fight and now i'm finally at the good elsbeth, which was the only reason i watched the other two

horrible season of love is blind! boring! pack it up!

would've been so funny if he got it covered up with a harry potter tattoo tho

the ~casual nazi tattoo~ discourse is so funny to me because anytime i've debated getting like, a band tattoo i've been like "wait but what if they end up being problematic down the line.... or even just write a bad song...."

been thinking about this a lot and want to (again) plug Astoria Food Pantry which will need extra funding to help our neighbors if/when SNAP benefits are cut off. we've already been running out of food faster than usual this month—any donation amount will help! givebutter.com/afp2025

[nyc voice] actually it's houston rockets

happy NBA is back but forgot how much i hate these commercials. how many times do i have to watch someone use chatgpt. why is nelly telling me to gamble

decided my fantasy strategy this year is to keep Towns but then only draft the shortest players in the league

gave away a few hundred books on the open streets today :')

s2g if you losers start reposting white house and DHS accounts to “dunk” on them…

was watching good will hunting last night and all i could think was the style boyz singing “what if a garbage man was actually smart?”

absolute favorite bar in the world replaced PBR with narragansett and it is TRYING me

so is there a dress code for the debates that states sliwa CAN'T wear his red beret or does he choose to take it off to seem professional (no joke answers this is a very serious question)

Read an exclusive excerpt from @mikehuguenor.bsky.social's new book about Asian Man Records, 'Elvis Is Dead, I'm Still Alive'

did not realize Sliwa was the 50 Cent of the nyc mayoral candidates

please come take home free books tomorrow! i got my covid booster + flu shot and can't lift one of my arms so i need our bins of books to be much emptier than they currently are!!!!

Chief Mills told people they could go ahead and protest in the barricaded zone. Activists and press entered the street instead. Facing off with ISP and Broadview PD now.

deserve a trophy for not responding “a few small beers” when my doctor asked how many drinks i usually have in a week

another reminder that we're opening a worker-owned radical bookstore & cafe in astoria! you can help by: following our instagram: www.instagram.com/nobordersbooks subscribing to newsletter: noborders.beehiiv.com donating: www.gofundme.com/f/bring-a-wo... shopping: bookshop.org/shop/NoBorders

saw Battle Royale in theaters and two of the trailers beforehand were Zootopia 2 and The Cat in the Hat

it's good that many cool bookstores keep opening in brooklyn but. what if many cool bookstores opened in queens

free book fair in queens on saturday! we’d love to clear out stock before winter (when our events slow down) and so we can finally accept more donations. come by the open streets & take books—all ages, all genres, no limit. we’re also accepting donations of menstrual pads and reusable bags

any donation is helpful, recurring donations especially help AFP remain consistent with twice weekly food distros—something that would be great to expand as the neighborhood need increases (and as we lose community fridges) givebutter.com/AFP2025

I have a recurring donation to Astoria Food Pantry set for about the cost of one grocery run per month and encourage anybody who can swing it to think about what they could do for their neighborhood pantry—hard to overstate how important these non-gov resources are right now

after getting over the initial shock I got a follow-up "oof" remembering he was just in the Sly Stone doc talking about how white rock stars get to grow old and comfortable RIP to the man with the greatest three-albums-in-20-years career in music history

going through old canva files and does anyone remember why i decided to do this

Miss Major Griffin-Gracy passed away today according to the House of GG. She was a veteran of the Stonewall rebellion and a lifelong organizer for the safety and dignity of trans people, sex workers, and the incarcerated. She came from the same generation and milieu as Marsha and Sylvia. She was 78.

every morning i am so happy to walk through my hallway featuring 19 amazing-to-awful paintings of my dog. highly recommended making your friends do this

short songs should cost less on a bar jukebox (trying to play joyce manor)

new yellowcard featuring avril lavigne......i'm listening