found some good art

Vivian Gornick cannot be stopped. She will be writing books criticism long after the last star's light has been absorbed by the final, yawning black hole

Friends! The ICE siege of Minneapolis is not over, and YOU can help keep 200 families safe and housed for another month! These are trusted folks who have already helped 10% of all Central Minneapolis households pay rent. Please pitch in: gofund.me/d4acb0e6c

gunkatana. it's like gunkata but the gun is a sword

about 15 years ago everyone who worked in digital was some kind of embarrassingly-titled "social media maven," then roles standardized into something like "digital media manager," and now it's become bizarrely tactical and everyone's called an "operator"

a studio ghibli movie about working in an arbys

it is easy to escape the cycle of samsara. just get a little fruity with it

I've been bald for [redacted] years now but that hasn't stopped me from exasperatedly brushing phantom hair out of my face

made the classic mistake of trying a different kind of running shoe. never do this. replace your favorite one with the exact same version until they either stop making it or your meniscus detonates

either a big soccer game is happening or half my timeline is doing sports Goncharov

contrary to popular belief it is impossible to be cool and make good rock music. the music is for tricking people, temporarily, into believing you're cool.

Also there's this really cool tool where you can see how long it's been since your street was plowed plownyc.cityofnewyork.us/plownyc/

not even half a day into the snowstorm and I've already had to buy boots for the dog

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

“Aphasia” would be a beautiful name for a ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ

I have two friends who claim to be the creator of Dilbert. and I don't know which is the clone

complaints about a lack of must-see TV or some unifying cultural output really curled the monkey's paw; we have a cultural object that everyone experiences now! unfortunately the thing we all experience is: slop

only surprising because it seems like the kind of thing LaGuardia might’ve done to consolidate his voter bloc

Several People Are Typing by Calvin Kasulke. A man gets trapped in the office slack, and that's just the start of the story. This book manages to perfectly balance the mundane absurdity of office life with the profound absurdity of the cosmos.

neurons too diverse. Gotta get me some more homogenous neurons

LinkedIn here assuming the role of "slop vizier"

the PT cruiser is the dirigible of cars

really treasuring this final month of automated calls from Assembly Member Zohran Mamdani. "Hi neighbor! I represent you in the state assembly." yes, my man, I have heard of you. catch u at the neighborhood paper-shredding event next week big dog

hanky code but for all the different color heart emojis

when you get right down to it Mao was a YIMBY

he plays for the Mets AA team, right?

Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!

Cuomo spotted loping away from NYC, making for the suburbs at speed. Silwa seen eating a floppy disc in between two pieces of untoasted bread, asks “I was running for mayor?”

GO BACK TO WESTCHESTER

BING BONG

there are years dat ass and years dat answer

as we near the 48 hour period that marks my HRT and sobriety anniversaries, it's time for the post I do every year: if you have ever—for more than six minutes, total—considered that transition and/or sobriety might improve your quality of life, you should try it. your only regret will be waiting.

NBA thread '25-26:

hi! maybe you remember me from the menu i made for my cat, which hit surprisingly big a little while ago. i made some menus for other people's pets in exchange for donations to pro-trans organisations. now i'm doing it again, but for food banks. please share! more info downthread!

timeline of an ICE officer on the streets of NYC today: arrested in 2029, tried and sentenced to federal prison in 2030, pardoned in 2037, felled by an ancient disease unearthed from melted permafrost in 2041

kinda weird to carve out a literary prize for children. Most toddlers don't even write novels

"Rose called the New Yorker "school," studying hard, reading back issues, and writing notes to her boyfriends, a trio of married writers she nicknamed Europe, Mr. Normalcy and Personality Plus" the obits in publishing newsletters are usually a bummer but sometimes you get to learn about a legend

based on one exceptionally wild Publisher's Marketplace announcement, I'm calling it: orcs will be the next big thing in romantasy

bro they're saying such kind things about you in the DMs. they're expounding on how much they cherish your friendship dude. they're enumerating your many positive character traits and describing how you've enriched the lives of your loved ones, bossman

hello new followers, quick question: what

when people ask what my hairline would be like if I grew it out I usually say LeBron's but Josh has a good point, KD is the better reference here. also GQ pay me to write about the Balding Man's Mohawk

by contrast, my brother convinced me to try and drop in on a quarter pipe once and that was my first trip to the ER

Here it is, my last piece for @eater.bsky.social: my treatise on the last 20 years of food culture, and how food turned into fandom. I really hope you read it. www.eater.com/food-culture...

the shortcut to winning at Calvinism is to be named "Calvin", that way you're guaranteed to be a member of the elect. and that's why I became a transsexual

landslode

that's not very maximizing shareholder value of you

huge praise coming from the World's Greatest Writer

Just a reminder that I'm a good writer and editor who hits deadlines, if you have any freelance or part-time work you wanna throw at me.

I'm going to donate my body to glue

losing proposition to make an AI podcast that costs $1 an episode. humans can make a much longer, dumber podcast for free