hell why not, letterboxd thread

UPDATE: Just figured out you can do this on EVERY PROFILE in your household. I want to be very clear, we are not “gaming the algorithm,” we are “getting the word out.” HUGE difference, and NO ONE can be MAD.

(Oscar Meyer Weiner voice) oh I wish I had a river I could skate on that is what I’d really like to do Cuz if I had a river I could skate on I’d sing about it on my album Blue

Step into an alternate world where Hollywood’s new sensation is a cinematic universe of legal dramas, including a movie where Michael Clayton has to wrangle a Runaway Jury

if you need something stupid to listen to this holiday season, @dylanroth.bsky.social and I imagined a Michael Clayton requel that takes place in a fake cinematic universe of legal dramas. It also involves Runaway Jury. Have fun: youtu.be/sUqELrIIuxo?...

i can’t believe i lived long enough to see Jackass go from “the epitome of cultural rot” to “transgressive, important, queer-adjacent media,” and i can’t believe it happened before i turned 30

simply no one doing it like dylan and dalton

fiancée and her father engaged in heated debate about whether the grinch’s grinching is a biological or deontological imperative. rest of the family is investigating what creature (dog, cat, or baby) pooped in the living room. i’ve been awake for less than an hour happy boxing day

The reason for the season:

merry christmas to the peeps and OGs

“Dalton’s head is ENORMOUS” - Sarah to her entire extended family at Christmas dinner

Xmas swag too tough

the Christmas urge to rewatch Dunkirk with the volume all the way up

somehow got on MI-6’s radar 👀

Merry Christmas, friends

Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal

merry xmas eve

december 24th, 9pm, Eastern Standard Time From here on in, I shoot without a script

Christmas in New Jersey involves a lot more discussions about individual members of the E Street Band than I expected. And honestly, that’s on me

Several People Are Typing by Calvin Kasulke. A man gets trapped in the office slack, and that's just the start of the story. This book manages to perfectly balance the mundane absurdity of office life with the profound absurdity of the cosmos.

this photo looks about as convincing as when Pee-Wee used to do his Magic Screen bit

My official ranking of the storylines in Love, Actually

you may get a sense of mental feeling, when you hear

If you are on your way toward Bethlehem to be born, pull those shoulders back!! The poets of the future will not be kind to you!!!

speaking as an elton john fan…..Step Into Christmas deserves all the hate that Wonderful Christmastime gets

Away in a manger No crib and no head A headless lil baby Why isn’t he dead? Just limbs and a torso No crib would I keep I can’t even tell if He wakes or he sleeps 🎄

The Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience cannot be killed. It merely migrates from one host to another. its latest victim? Tommy Wiseau

I have the exact same list but it’s requirements for being friends with me

the thing about the commodification of art, beyond just diminishing its status into "content," is that it also makes people think that if their art isn't product-ready, if it isn't sellable, then it's not even worth trying.

the Year of Richard Bachman has escalated in its final days

Thrilled to be on @bestfoodblog.bsky.social's list of best food writing of the year! www.bestfoodblog.net/the-year-in-...

The Grinch is a Universal Monster?! It’s more likely than you think. Not only does @kibblesmith.com make the case for his eligibility, but he’s got a whole movie pitch about it. Find the whole episode on YouTube or your favorite podcatcher. #thegrinch #darkuniverse #universalmonsters #benfolds

wow I didn't know Shudder Originals were doing JAVs now

Having done concept work… yes, 100% Zane is right. You get better, cooler, weirder, wilder, fresher ideas with creatives bouncing off each other than a plagiarised soulless mashup will get you. The earlier the stage of design, the more critical it IS to the design. Abandon AI. Choke the beast.

had a meeting recently where an exec used the ol “whether you like it or not, AI is here to stay.” and you know, it’s weird how not a single tech innovation that has “stayed” in my lifetime required this much hard persuasion from the people invested in it

and is there a Leighton Meesus?

my definitive Grinch takes, with uhhhhhhh Bone Tomahawk thrown in the middle

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

what the fuck.

and is there a Leighton Meesus?

Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

he caught he dan kibble on he smith

I’m a serial non-monogamist. I date three people, then replace them with three new people, then three new people. like waves lapping on the shore of me, each taking some small piece away with them, but none ever reaching far enough to know the fullness of my multitudes.

what is Zohran Mamdani's plan to end santacon (PLEASE)

this was my favorite song of 2025 btw youtu.be/xxBpXff8WnE?...

@alexwinter.com gives a real gut-punch of a performance in Waiting for Godot. knocked me on my coal-minin ass, I tell you hwat

new low spotted: using Meta AI to announce your miscarriage