you know how ratemyprofessor.com used to have a chili pepper you could add to signify "I want to fuck this professor", and it was separate from the rating score? I think ballots should have a dagger column to indicate that you think a candidate should be killed, even if you're voting for them.

genitals 2 just dropped

“they’re right.” - @sarahnorcross.bsky.social

it’s silent disco night and your favorite couple are the only ones wearing headphones

fancy restaurant at the island resort playing the Ghostbusters theme while the sun sets

my weife is so beautiful 🥲

when you try to rizz her up but she’s a Daisy main

not my dumb ass getting caught between the moon and new york city

i was just saying to folks on my stream that the true measure of a writer who doesn’t actually know anything is that everything they write is about online discourse

Storyteller @planetx.bsky.social joined us on the pod to pitch her own vision for a sprawling FLASH GORDON CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, which we, naturally, greenlit. Now streaming on YouTube and all podcatchers! youtu.be/i8I9DOlENmU

Fakecest: Nasty Mama's Endless Queef Seika Ogami

shirley temples and some premarital 😏

excellent beach read

hunnymoon

gotta admire Europe’s steadfast refusal to acknowledge the concept of iced coffee. the only possible reason for it is hatred of American culture, and honestly, I respect that

making friends with the island residents @sarahnorcross.bsky.social

today one of my coworkers told me that "someone" did an analysis of the drinks at multiple Dallas BBQ locations and found they were "30 to 60 percent semen." remember this story when you see one of your own coworkers posting about Israel and Palestine

wandering around the island resort muttering “race swapped betty boop” to myself

4chan Feimster

i have a structured settlement but i need cash ass or grass now

Describing my vacation: was the brink there?

um, does anyone know what to do if your nyc basement floods and you’re halfway across the world for the next week. hypothetically

someone's gotta get this one, right

wowee

Shania Twain voice: Man, I feel like Da Lorian

he just does this, man

🤨

Oh great he’s building a resident evil set piece

Like 70% of the main guy in Obsession’s role is just him doing Charles Grodin’s “look at me like a human boy” bit from Clifford

expect an extremely large gap between "gender shown in smart glasses marketing" and "gender of smart glasses customers"

@kagi.com remains my go-to search engine and well worth the five bucks a month

Sarah has apparently decided that because I'm midwestern, my number one function at a social event is "explaining who Svengoolie is"

i love my cis friends and this is Good Bit but I want to be so very clear: meeting more trans people will help you figure out if you're trans and that is what they fear.

the TOMODACHI DARK LEGION by @madcapmaddie.bsky.social! I am obsessed with Carol and, of course, the Invisible Chef lol

It’s so goofy to me that people are afraid that knowing about trans people is going to turn cis people trans. I hang out with trans people all the time and I’m only becoming more of a Dad. Fucking look at me. Look at how many Mets jerseys I own now. Look how much worse I dress

compiling a list of horror movies with flawless cold opens that then never achieve those heights again. current entries: Ghost Ship, The Empty Man......and hell, I'll say it, Scream. what else goes on there?

If Hollywood were brave this would be the next summer blockbuster

read the story to kill yourself immediately

oh so now we’re calling pinnis a beaver?? I guess woke has come for basketball now 🙄

honeymoon weather forecast. the wedding day rain was alllllll worth it if it gave us this

sexual gregg turkington would be like yeah i’m thinking of giving this one five bags of pussy

mo capping a muppet is so crazy and also the only right way to do this

they're calling it "getting Carano'd"

crazy that they were allowed to sentence him to death for this, but I support it

@joshgondelman.bsky.social? in MY neighborhood?? it’s more likely than you think!

signor e signora gucci e bugs e Grogu