this was a post for exactly 9 people and I appreciate those 9 people for liking it

fucking FINALLY

an investigation has revealed that bitcoin creator satoshi nakamoto is actually…..C.B. Cebulski????

godspeed to every pet owner surviving shedding szn rn

lmao I was quoted in Ars Technica

This is it. The perfect sports blooper.

A sitting Senator has more power than a grunt in the military and you pass the buck to them. You're a shithead. you know that right? Go do your job. Make a scene. Get your lazy ass back to work

crashing out tbh

so I guess he gave up on getting into heaven?

“first as tragedy, then as farce” really falls apart when nuclear weapons are involved, huh

Let me know the timestamp when YOU figure out what Dalton’s scheming

one thing i truly love about legacy gaming is glimpsing into the past of our childhoods like this. the previous owner of this memory card was playing Metroid Prime on Christmas Eve of 2002, late into the night, before Santa came

can we leave the fucking Migos alone?????

okay this one’s really good

I keep getting IG ads from this guy who says everyone is masturbating wrong and damaging their penises, but he will give you a gooning plan to make sure you do it right

I thought he was posting a quote about himself 😭

my favorite pitches we do on the show are always the stupidest ones

the lesson from today’s downtime isn’t that it was caused by vibe coding (bluesky went down all the time before Claude too), it’s that if you use AI you will no longer get the benefit of the doubt and everyone will mock you for laziness regardless of the cause

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I subscribed to this SO fast

Well hello there

Donald Trump thinks he’s The Rock The Rock thinks he’s Tom Cruise Tom Cruise thinks he’s Venusian Buster Keaton

this a damn ET

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this baby boy loves me so much and I love him even more

she hop on my park til it’s plus sized

Daredevil Born Again imagines a nightmare scenario for Democrats: what if trump was intelligent and organized it then presents and even scarier scenario: what if there was actually a person willing to do something about it

so far my favorite part of Resident Evil 9 so far is probably platforming over a bunch of child coffins

Gucci Mane was kidnapped by Pooh Shiesty and NOBODY on this website thought to tell me about it???

prayers up for Eugene Mirman who is a hysterically funny genius and also by all accounts a really nice dude. Hoping for a full and rapid recovery

literally shut the FUCK up with your poob ass

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The Woke Ginger has been compromised to a permanent end

unfortunately for Trump the birthright citizenship question has hit this version of Neil Gorsuch

isn’t it enough to see Toad, huge

this post remains my social media north star

terrible website to look at today

getting queerbaited by a CW show is a tradition that goes all the way back to when they were The WB, and their mascot was the cartoon frog that is gay until someone looks at it

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is there a website to watch movie trailers that doesn't use YouTube's shitty compression

Area 51 on the sunset strip

TV show that goes hour by hour through a doctor’s last day before getting fired called The PIP

I love my about to be wife

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I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Ennui U