I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Norway Brazil sounds like a home game lol

Honestly, this is part of what sucks. It makes the usmnt look like shit whatever happens, when they took the call really gracefully

Happy 4th of July!!! @cbbworld.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social

there are just people passed out

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

launching a new conspiracy theory that the time he looked directly at the eclipse the sun liquified his entire brain

You mean truths

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Fox News asked him to wave and he then waved. At the TV, not at them

Put fox news on. Florida couple got back in and said they're immediately going on the ferris wheel which is maybe the funniest possible thing to do

every update on the NYT live reporting gets more ominous

This rules

[insert David Cross as a Never-Nude in Arrested Development screenshot here]

"thousands"

Winamp Skin: The X Files

I like how this looks likes a new cast member being added to the Spin City intro a few seasons in

Canonically, somewhere a malpractice attorney in Pittsburgh is trying to figure out why they’re taking Dr. Mel’s deposition on July 4.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

At a 4th of July parade for family reasons. Just passed an AI "the metric system can't measure freedom" shirt

new metaphor just dropped

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

Damn I just found out a member of the usmnt is from my school district

NO FUCKING WAY

I'm guessing this was a weird condition of his Animal Farm deal? Pretty sure Angel Studios also produced that

Gambling debts, he had to hock the Ring and really needs to get it back before Hunt for Gollum shoots

What is Andy serkis doing lol

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

at the start of trump's first term, he ordered a study on the fiscal impact of the refugee program instead, it revealed that the refugee program's ROI was significantly positive, in excess of $100 billion it was made public for less than 24 hours before trump yeeted it into the sun

Yeah I've said this a couple times but being that wealthy is just giving yourself ai psychosis. It's indistinguishable

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.

Anyone good at lip reading?

Oof

No question the Eric Adams anecdote I think about most often.

Aka Eric Adams' favorite concert

wow congrats to bucky barnes

Olive Garden Deep Dish Spaghetti Pies (2016-2017): Cooked spaghetti compressed into a dense mass and baked in a flaky pie crust with a variety of meats and cheeses Available in "Meatball" (7 cheeses, bacon, meatballs and marinara) and "Alfredo" (7 cheeses, bacon, grilled chicken and Alfredo sauce)

You almost feel bad for the kid until you realize it's JD Vance

They made Kid Cuisine for grown men. There’s even a cowboy TV show tie-in

In 2004 we had a high school mock vote on ohios gay marriage ban. One of my close friends voted against it, and I was like what the fuck?

one of my best friends just texted me asking if richie or ralph was better in the sopranos

if congo pull this off i want the british museum empty by midnight

Harry Kane always looks a little bit like he just lost a toddler at the supermarket

lmao well at least she gets how she fucked up, i guess

does she have no shame lol

god he speaks so weirdly. like a really aggressive fake folksy

when did she start caring about this and not her #1 issue, killing seals

New black kid stole my spot at harvard just dropped bsky.app/profile/atru...