He's dignified

My husband pointed at Cubone and was like "I like that guy what's his deal?" I was like... Well

let it be known for the record that i do not want to see a Martha Stewart style comeback for Elizabeth just because this shit is funny. one was railroaded and the other was trying to do quack medicine at scale

supportive ever since I saw this

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

wow that is just incredibly embarassing

the eater did an NYC spice bags feature on instagram and now i want to try one

For sure man

I can’t do this anymore

She’s worried that that Chevron tanker named for her is gonna get sunk

Lol

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

Man, I hate when when you’re sitting there, in a chat, and slurs just walk on in all by themselves like somebody turned on a faucet

the "Dune" series of books tackles the age-old question of "would you still love me if i was a worm", eventually arriving at the answer of "your petty imperialism will not withstand the endless light of islam"

i filled up on feb 28th to use my kroger points before they expired. turned out to be a good move

Himes: I have a theory on how this ends… You’re going to see oil go across $100… Projections for economic growth are going to go down. And at some point in 3-5 weeks, the president is going to say this is really not tenable. And he’s going to declare victory and walk away.

"Water consumption fears are false and overblown." Turns out...

Wow, the very online people mad a comedy web streamer didn't perfectly match their leftist politics were just posting for engagement??? I can't believe people would do that on social media

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

well i know it's spring just saw the first stinkbug of the season

i'm kind of amused that the dropout rookie announcement became a big thing then i heard literally nothing about it when it actually came out on monday (?)

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

Someone is very excited about the open window/birds

pokopia fun

oh i did not realize the no-bid for noem's ads went to these guys. they're fairly infamous and honestly, exactly who i would think the DHS would go to for a campaign like this www.reddit.com/r/Columbus/c...

wonder what they're going to come up with when "let's just do war crimes" doesn't work either bsky.app/profile/atru...

wow the switch 2 is really a Large Adult Switch

They can’t necessarily just walk I to a store and do it but I think sometimes they can at airports etc? I have no desire for a Birkin, or any very expensive handbag, but I do a deep dive a few years ago because I love arcane sets of rules.

Apparently it’s a lot easier for men to buy one than it is for women, too—I assume because Hermes wants them to be hard to acquire for prestige but men buying them for women keeps the prestige.

What about if a sign language knowing gorilla wants to buy one?

Would think even Hermès wouldn't be too hoity toity to be above cold calling a customer lead with 200 thousand us dollars burning a hole in his pocket.

oh he's "out" of his "job"

according to my insta rob did indeed get an apology birkin bag for maura. she seems pretty happy with how it worked out

the fuck plane has fallen

For $1 billion a day we could add enough solar panels to double the generating capacity of the US grid in less than five years.

seems bad

if isaac chotiner ever called me i would answer all his questions perfectly and by the end he’d be weeping and comparing me to st. thomas aquinas

Let this serve as a warning to Dems who abandon trans folks and vote for anti trans bills. You will be primaried, and you will lose.

The FDNY: Chicago bit feels like such classic 30 Rock writing. Glad to have it back.

The thing about Molina’s music and his life as far as I know is that he was always “trying” just like I am trying and you are trying. “Trying” is the truest and most overwhelming and all encompassing condition of the addict but it’s also a lie we’re all in on.

this week's the fall and rise of reggie dinkins was the best one yet. felt like a pretty classic fey/carlock joint

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

Commentary: I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.

Shelly Willingham and Nasif Majeed, two other Democratic lawmakers who also joined the GOP to help pass conservative priorities (though not the specific ICE bill I'm talking about here), also lost to progressive challengers tonight.

JUST IN: North Carolina's Dem lawmaker Carla Cunningham gave the GOP the decisive vote to pass a law forcing police to comply with ICE. She said "all cultures are not equal." She just lost reelection BIG in the Dem primary to a progressive pastor & activist, Rodney Sadler. 70% to 22%! Context: