i mean this is definitely just someone taking a bunch of drugs

awwwwwwwwww www.vulture.com/article/geor...

in the event that i ever see donald trump actually face consequences for his actions i'll be really vexed by the worry that it was all a DMT-fueled dream i was experiencing in the last minute of my life before i unknowingly experience some form of brain death

Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????

makes u think

it's genuinely hard to tell how creepy he's being because his sentences don't make any sense. i can't even parse what he's saying

Who's ready for a SCHISMMMMMMMMMM

the people who famously made jd vance

lol the first comment on this is "LISA NEEDS AUDITING" www.reddit.com/r/SubredditD...

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

its funny that like 48 hours ago conservatives were trying to make a big deal outta talarico following some sex workers on social media and now its all "who cares if trump had an epstein house punch card?"

We are going to see the absolutely supercharged "actually, he is an ephebophile and also that's fine" weaponized on a scale you can't possibly imagine

99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”

I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it

i think cnn has julie brown on standby tonight

v interesting ama www.reddit.com/r/AMA/commen...

A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."

checked in on fox news they're doing a segment on space launches, with a segment on a really big navy ships to follow

curious about what's redacted here

lol

Catalina “Xóchitl” Santiago spent nearly two months in ICE detention—despite having protection under DACA—until a federal judge ruled that the government had no reason to keep her in custody and ordered her release. DHS is still vowing to "explore every available option to remove" her. My latest:

Ken Starr emailing with Epstein in 2018 is a really interesting thing to learn about!!!!!!

probably something an innocent man would do

Also, I don't actually know what this is, but it seems notable. Where are our Yemen experts at?

If this was a hoax, wouldn’t releasing the full Epstein files to the public exonerate Trump? If he had nothing to hide, why would Trump be working so hard to prevent its release?

“.. Mr. Trump has also been reaching out by phone to Representative Nancy Mace .. .. The two have not yet connected.” @anniekarni.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...

Jeffrey Epstein being a “this email is confidential” guy is such a great little detail.

i'm always saying this

Do enough litigation and you realize that most people are positively moronic about what they put in their emails.

I hear those things are awfully loud

my husband has many, many great qualities but one of my favorites is that when we first started dating he was like "i'm not a millennial, i'm not scared of the phone"

so my plan was to spatchcock my cheap kroger turkey but what if this smittenkitchen.com/2019/11/dry-...

The Predator marketing campaign has gone too far

my friend who usually sources a thanksgiving turkey for me texted me yesterday and was like "a predator got into the turkeys. you might need to find somewhere else"

this is literally never not accurate

i still dream of orgonon

what? makers mark isn't like...nice

A leader would not have lost eight colleagues tonight. This happened because you let it happen or because you’ve totally lost control of the caucus in one of the most important moments since you’ve been Democratic leader. Either way, it’s on you. You need to step down. We need someone who can lead.

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

Should be pretty clear that without House commitment on a vote on ACA extensions, it is purely symbolic as part of the Senate deal

Yeah, I'm sorry, but you do not keep the government shut for more than a month and then NOT get a deal on the main item you have been messaging on without completely shifting the blame dynamic.

never occurred to any dem at all including dems from illnois to attempt to condition reopening the government on ending the military occupation of chicago btw don't think we didn't notice that

I want to throw my phone at the TV and break both of them

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

This sounds like a very 15-year-old thing to do tbh