they should invent a drug that makes you feel like TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me that isn't meth

Yeah it’s unrealistic in so many different ways: lawyers would not schedule it on their day off, her lawyer would not schedule her on a day she was working, etc

the whole holiday is about deposing a king so it makes sense

Just realized that Mel King has a scheduled deposition on the 4th of July, lol

he's the guy with the carrot

kinda funny that the alt-fringe team is IMMEDIATELY suspicious of olivia while original fringe group has no idea. maybe they're just more competent

fellowship in theaters tonight!!

Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would

If I were a Democrat who wanted to run in 2028 and had even a shred of moral clarity and understanding of where we are at this time in history I'd be salivating at the prospect of running against the podcasting governor who's hosting ben shapiro in the year 2026

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

Yes, voting against ICE funding is the morally right thing to do. But you can be the most heartless political consultant bastard out there - cutting ICE is still the smart play. That Schumer/Jeffries are silent right now is political malpractice (and morally reprehensible, if you care about that).

🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide. He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.

Hahaha

"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car" "His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."

I did the classic Pokemon thing where I got to the Final Four pokemart, went "ooh what's upstairs?" and then got locked into doing the Final Four with two low level Pokemon I was training in my party

New animal crossing update is out!!

if I weren't already jokerified, this would turn me into the g-d joker

This is what it feels like when you try to run away from something during a nightmare lol

oh the indoors airport? in minneapolis, in january? that’s where they’re stationing themselves, you say? interesting

Hahaha

Even former members of ICE are horrified by the killing of Renee Nicole Good. “They murdered her, plain and simple. That is all there is to it." “You’ve got these officers that are pouring out of vehicles, pointing guns at US citizens—people who’ve done absolutely nothing wrong—and causing chaos.”

This is definitely a Type Of Guy

Well at least this is really old school pentagon dipshittery lol

The fifth day is Whiskey Friday, don’t get too concerned just yet

Right now in Minnesota schools are canceling all field trips indefinitely because it isn’t safe to take students to science museums and water sanitation facilities with agents of the federal government hanging around

ICE agents are fucking stealing and selling peoples’ PHONES

This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.

"“They specifically asked me if I knew where the Hmong families lived on my street & in the neighborhood.” Lugert-Thom responded, “I don’t know anything about that” & she said they then asked, “Well, what about the Asian families?”" "“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"

when ICE asks you questions about your neighbors, you've never met your neighbors in your life. you've never even seen them from afar. neighbors? what neighbors?

Really funny they went all in on this guy

man it just fucking sucks out there right now man. just got off the phone with a teacher whose kid's parent got grabbed outside of their school

I have had the same bra through a 110 pound weight loss and we are reaching crisis levels of needing a new bra

by a different friend! Yuletide is the best www.npr.org/sections/wai...

I asked for an open ended crossover hoping someone would deliver something like the No Reservations in Narnia an old friend did, and this friend knocked it out of of the park and then some www.avclub.com/anthony-bour...

The best part about this is that it's a gift to @sophiahelix.bsky.social

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

"ending the war on protein" is so funny. you can't gaslight me bitch i grew up during the atkins diet

i am going to see fellowship of the ring in a theater on friday!

Olentangy with a side of Scioto

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hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress

let’s fucking goooo

This trainer in Pokémon just challenged me by saying BEHOLD MY GRACEFUL BALL DEXTERITY

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo

I had trouble with the form factor of the brick so I picked up this guy. It was like $60 and it's way better to play.

What is the best Indiana Jones movie opening

Oh my god I'm playing Pokémon on a handheld and I forgot you had to save

whats missing from all the coverage is that the president is using the military to harass, brutalize and punish areas of the country that didnt vote for him

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand