Haven't worn full face makeup in approximately forever

Coming soon for Tasting Menu @mbcnotnbc.bsky.social is making us read Heated Rivalry and that is a *harrowing* audio book for 7am in a coffee shop queue

Bro

“All 173” might be the funniest part here

I am in Bills Country

Hello I am at a max & erma's

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

i love living in a city where everyone is owned by jeffrey epstein's bff where there's multiple different but related large sex scandals tolerated by everyone in charge for decades

Not even the deepest cut

NO FUCKING WAY

Football survivors of Dr. Richard Strauss are going public for the first time. Three legendary players represent the tip of the ice berg. With trial set for October, sources say the survivors are ready to “detonate a nuclear bomb” within the Woody Hayes Center. www.rooster.info/p/ohio-state...

can't even deal with maga relatives complaining about gas prices lol

“I live in constant fear that I will be subjected to further baseless detentions just for going about my daily life." On May 2, Leonardo Garcia Venegas, a Florida-born US citizen, was detained by ICE in Alabama for the third time (!) in the span of a year. And he's suing the federal government.

Grabbed a face lotion at whole foods at random and it smells like burnt sugar. I absolutely hate it it reminds me of being 14 and going to bath and body works

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

Ag secretary confirming 1 in 4 US farmers has no fertilizer secured, American Farm Bureau survey says up to 70% can’t afford enough fertilizer for the season under the spiked costs Honestly shocked this isn’t bigger news. 25% of farms are just not planting at all this season. Farm bankruptcy up 46%

I think what gets lost in the Platner discourse is that Democratic voters are so full of rage over the party’s reluctance to fight authoritarianism that they’re willing to overlook *a lot* to send what they perceive as fighters to centers of power. badfaithtimes.com/winning-losi...

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

Thinking about trying to get Canadian citizenship. Watch this space in like two years if I can find like 20 birth certificates

Elon Musk accidentally revealing his mom's account is one of his alt's means that he has both impersonated his own infant child and mother online

Fodor's top 10 evil lairs

whenever we're meeting someone at a temple/evil location in dnd and i don't know how to explain why we're there i just tell them we're writing a travel guide

NBC renews The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins for Season 2 after huge ratings and rave reviews. Is this TV’s funniest show right now? #ReggieDinkins #NBC #TVNews #Sitcoms #TVRenewal #tvsky

lol vivek isn't even in the state today (his primary)

to reiterate: DOGE killed hundreds of thousands of kids to punish some made up sluts in their heads:

So the Feds did more to investigate VA workers who went to Alex Pretti memorial than those who killed him.

Yeah, it's wild that this is happening, but unless you want to be full Maga the rest of your life, the formerly career-making jobs would drag you down for the rest of your career. Everyone knows what's going on right now

My colleague Aaron Parsley just won a Pulitzer for this story, written days after he survived the July 4 floods that killed his nephew. It's one of the most gutwrenching and memorable things you'll ever read. Please do.

goddamn that sucks. glad the theater was closed when it happened www.reddit.com/r/Broadway/c...

Makary is blocking a treatment for incurable melanoma bc the multiple trials its undergone were not RCTs. The drug is intended for patients for whom other cancer therapies have not worked. An RCT would require a control group to continue to use chemotherapy that previously had not worked for them.

i mean what the fuck was going on over there

Honestly think widow's bay is my favorite show on right now, I liked episode 1 a lot but episode 2 really hit

That’s the Star Wars magic. It’s about a farm boy teaming up with two comedy robots, his late dad’s wizard-knight friend, a cowboy drug dealer, and said cowboy’s Bigfoot roommate to rescue a princess from a British Nazi and a Samurai. The only genre it’s missing is noir.

Well deserved. This article was devastating www.texasmonthly.com/press-room/s...

important to point out the creator and showrunner of this is the babadook from the "adults drinking wine vibe" meme

ICE has been ratcheting up their presence in Bushwick & East NY in recent days. It is especially disturbing to see apparent coordination between NYPD & ICE. (1/2)

It's wild how much better Hamill got at acting for this one

It's sort of wild that Leroy Jenkins became a meme because I was familiar with the name Leroy Jenkins because he was a guy who lived in my dad's hometown who he absolutely loathed

*taps earpiece*

*extremely long sigh* so at one point skinner says that the only reason they keep the x-files around is their case closure rate is like 95%. but we see a ton of cases that don't get closure in any real way so there must be HUNDREDS of cases where they're slam dunking serial killers ten minutes in

bolsonaro quietly seething that giuliani gets to be in the hospital

No one in history has ever noticed you from across the bar as hard as these two have.

Check out this horny ad for St. Ann's hospital

Oh, the gap in my resume? It’d be best described as a Brigadoon/Lost-type situation. I learned a lot.

so… you’re losing then

Obviously the dress I ordered in advance for this weekend's wedding is stuck in usps