Maaaaaaan if I was a Mexico fan I would be furious right now.

Mexico just...not dangerous enough right now.

Whoever wins this game is going to get beaten with hammers by any opponent willing to play a modicum of defense

Both of these teams appear to hate their goalies

I'm not sure I'd want to be an England fan in that stadium right now lol

Hahaha Red Card

Dios mio! 😦

"Altitude is all in your mind" I shout up to the steward leaping from the cabin of the Hindenburg

I see Pickford has his normal length arms on at the moment

This matchup truly one for the haters. Whatever happens, haters win big.

Me for the next two hours

Watching Top Gear reruns while I wait for the game to start, which will hopefully be the only good British thing on my TV tonight.

I am too old for this

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

If the White House did indeed put a call into FIFA on Balogun's behalf, he now has the opportunity to do something very funny.

[complementary] youtu.be/uZFfnVpbyAE?...

Debating throwing my Ego string trimmer in the trash. The "rapid reload" feature simply does not work lol

Very grateful it is 70s and cloudy today lol

Our Big Wet President’s Big Wet Fireworks Show

gonna salute ben franklin by drinking beer and watching french people do foot stuff

If you want my take on the USA as a 39 year old white man from upstate NY, it's that you have no excuse for not becoming a better person if you live here. There is simply too much opportunity to expose yourself to different people, cultures, and to engage with our national history.

This is much better prose than I expected from a history book. History writers often get too into minutiae and forget they're telling a story. Not here, thankfully.

I reread this every year on the 4th, and not just because I’m from Rochester

An Independent Great Lakes Now.

Someone is just singing America the Beautiful out in the street?

At the Taylor Swift wedding. DJ said no requests but I just venmo'd him $5000 to play "I'm On A Boat". The boys are loving it. Jason just picked her mom up like in the Titanic.

I feel like the Columbia-Ghana game may leave us wanting lol

Cape Verde has the same population as the Toledo metro area.

Cape Verde you are awaited in Valhalla

This is just insane soccer

NOOOOOO

NO FUCKIN WAY

I'm sorry, I turned the game on. My bad.

That might have been the most disgustingly hot round of golf I've ever played lol can't wait for a cold shower and a nap

VAR and all review is the dearth of sports and must be eliminated.

I just realized that the days of Gettysburg match correctly this year. Today is in fact Thursday the 2nd.

Think I'll lay in the air conditioning and watch Gettysburg. It's only 4.5 hours long.

"at least it's not snowing out" I mutter to myself as every inch of my skin sticks to itself

I love my son, Zach Benson.

you should go to Gettysburg because it's a great way to look out from this spot and go goddamn Pickett was a dumbass

Every person associated with this should be [redacted]

Someone dumped Mitch McConnell's body on the lawn at the 250th state fair thing, you can look at him for five bucks

Me with my Bluesky mutuals (no negative waves)