Today marks one year since I got the keys to my little green house in Buffalo, the Queen City, the City of Good Neighbors, the City of Light. Least stupid thing I've ever spent money on.

Geno has no idea how close he just came to the earrings coming off.

No, it's fine. The temperature dropping like 20 degrees in 2 hours doesn't make me feel weird at all.

The product of killing half a day in Western NY to avoid a 6 AM flight. #carspotting #weirdcarbs

Home Opener broadcast was a Good Friday beaut

I'm listening to it again

While I'm here I want to thank everyone uplifting the name of our Buffalo neighbor Mr. Nurul Amin Shah Alam, who was murdered by Border Patrol agents. You can read more about his life here. In this thread I will suggest actions you can take in his memory. 1/ investigativepost.org/2026/02/28/s...

Getting old is wack. What do you mean I have to make deliberate changes to my lifestyle to feel good every day.

I'm getting really tired of having to run through soaking rain lol

The Dumb Guys ™️ are back.

Anyone want to be a hero?

Hey, idiots

The Sens just always have some big dumb convict haircut ass guy on their team

2 to go 👀

GUNSLINGER

I'm getting impatient, Sabres. When will the killing begin.

Keep doing that

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

Please keep doing this to the Sens. Time to start pumping in some goals.

Lol Tkachuk you bum

Thompson launching scud missiles at Sens players heads seems a little on the nose

PLAY THAT FUCKIN SONG

Last time the Sabres clinched the playoffs this was taken at the Sabres road crew took over McFaddens and was a few weeks after Terry bought the team

Column Shift, as god intended

Throwback Thursday

lol

I need a playoff clinching game against Ottawa in their barn to be positively VICIOUS.

This is the one that lives rent free in my head forever

alf hog in nasa mission control: activated

Awe and wonder at the vastness and mystery of the universe is one of the holiest human experiences and I think it's fine for governments to expend a lot of resources to provide that experience

NASA was an iconic figure of my childhood, especially with the ISS. This mission makes me feel incredibly proud.

I dont think you have to give this up in order to end homelessness, or hunger, or sickness. I think thats a false choice. In fact I think its necessary that we do both great things for each other and great things with each other

What if it happened right now

can't wait until I can buy kratom and a roller dog at the gas station on the moon

can't believe I'm typing this but I actually think Boomers need to talk about the '70s and early '80s *a lot more* (it just doesn't have to be the way they usually do it, which is "you don't even realize how lucky you have it")

Things were better when we were just doing silly Shogun memes on here. I need them to get season 2 done.

Time for Justice

Ah yeah that's the stuff

Deploying this to the Strait of Hormuz

Is Trump at SCOTUS? I need to know if he's witnessing his ass getting beat in real time.

The funny part about this is that even the most Trump friendly justices on the Court are going to hate this. It's a violation of their view that they are the ones in charge, that Trump is actually below them in the power structure.

Please, the rain, it's too much.

Sabres

When I tell you I just got soaked coming out of Wegmans I mean completely soaked. Like I will need to change clothes when I get home.

I can't be arsed. please do not arse me

This place cracks me up every time I drive by. You can probably just call it Kinkos now, dog.